#Slytherin-shitposts

[crowlipso]

Cheers, Mum.

#Seb be like 'what have i got myself into' #my humour = 💀 #i mean shes not wrong #shitpost #hogwarts legacy #hphl mc #hphl oc #hphl #agatha crowley #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy oc #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #hogwarts oc #slytherin #my art

[blondwhowrites]

Mattheo with his girlfriend is literally the cutest thing to ever exist!!! Like he's so in love with you it's not even funny ):

I MEAN LOOK AT HIM 🥺

#slytherin boys #chatting•°. *࿐ #shitpost(⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle blurb #mattheo riddle blurb 🐍

[niabridges]

Me trying to resist the urge to simp for a fictional character. Those pixels have doomed us all.

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #shitposting #hogwartslegacyhumor #dump meme #sebastian sallow meme #monday dumping #slytherin

[kotocorey]

Barty is the power bottom and Evan the submissive top. No one can convince me otherwise.

#marauders era #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #shitpost #ship art #sirius is a drama queen #queer #starchaser #sunseeker #wolfstar #slytherin #ravenclaw

[randomfandombullshit]

Barty: Reg, why haven't you forgiven me? I said I was sorry

Regulus: you made a diss track on your past self which you performed for me while Evan beat boxed

#shitpost #marauders era #marauders shitpost #regulus black #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #slytherin skittles #slytherin squad #rosekiller #the marauders #marauders fandom

[musingsofahufflepuff]

the duolingo bird asking me if i want an italian challenge and god my mind went straight to the pits of hell.

lorenzo zurzolo has ruined me in ways i cannot comprehend

#theodore nott #theo nott #lorenzo zurzolo #slytherin boys #mykie shitposting

[perciver4ever]

*Slytherin Percy au*

Oliver: *Stumbles into The Great Hall with a Slytherin tie*

Fred: Oh wow Ollie!

George: Enjoying your time in Slytherin?

Oliver: What do you mea- oh- shit-

Percy: *Walks into the Great Hall and turns to Oliver, pointing at his GRYFFINDOR tie*

Fred & George: WHAT?!

#oliver wood #fred weasley #george weasley #percy weasley #Slytherin Percy Weasley #perciver #percy x oliver #shitpost #i love them so much #harry potter fandom #i'm running out of ideas #send help #send asks #send anything

[hms-hairy-plopper]

Hufflepuff: *crying*

Slytherin: Okay, what happened *this* time?

Hufflepuff: *sniffles* Someone told me that my brownies were really dry.

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff: *sniffles*

Slytherin: Well, sounds like someone also doesn’t need teeth anymore…

#hp shitpost #slytherin x hufflepuff #hufflepuff x slytherin #incorrect hufflepuff quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #hogwarts #incorrect harry potter quotes #hufflepuff #helga hufflepuff #salazar slytherin #shit hufflepuffs say #shit slytherins say #slytherin #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #incorrect quotes #harry potter #incorrect hogwarts quotes #hp fandom

[valoale]

Very Slytherin of you, Draco.

Also I've always had a hc of Draco being left-handed, don't ask me why idk either

#i'm pretty sure this has been done already but anyway #was too lazy to actually colour it #not me shitposting memes again #bestie I have a problem #hp #draco malfoy #harry potter #hpdm #drarry #slytherin #memes #mine #valoale

[marysgffr]

The Prank is such a complex situation, like it can be done so many way and the characters can react to it in so many ways.

#marauders #lily evans #mary macdonald #pandora lovegood #bartylus #dorcas meadowes #jegulus #regulus black #slytherin skittles #evan rosier #wolfstar #cece shitpost

[crowlipso]

Man.

#shitpost #i dont have so much time to make a proper art sooorry #gym bro & comedic duo #hphl mc #hphl #hphl oc #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy oc #hogwarts legacy mc #agatha crowley #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #hogwarts oc #hogwarts #slytherin #sebastian x mc #my art

[riceballannie]

I've seen many people placing Andrew in Gryffindor and I find it baffling because Hufflepuff is right there???

The man who killed for his brother? The man who beat up four guys for his cousin? The man who stood by Kevin's side at all times? The man who promised to protect Neil? If that's not hardcore loyalty then I don't know what is.

Andrew Minyard is a Hufflepuff and no one can tell me otherwise.

And Neil is definitely a Slytherin, not a Gryffindor like I have read it some fanfictions.

Of course he can be brash and reckless and he has a severe lack of self-preservation which could favour Gryffindor as his house but all of that is overshadowed by his pure ambition and determination to play Exy, devoting himself so entirely to his passion that he was fully prepared to throw his life away. Before that he was clever and resourceful enough to survive a whole year without his mother and he is extremely perceptive, seeing as he immediately noticed the difference between Andrew and Aaron.

But above all, Andrew and Neil are not Gryffindors because they do not have the strong moral compass and sense for justice that Gryffindors are mostly known for as they tend to not give a shit about people who they're not close to.

#aftg #andrew minyard #neil josten #aftg andrew #aftg neil #andreil #aftg trilogy #the foxhole court #all for the game #aftg shitpost #aftg headcanon #Andreil being the ultimate Hufflepuff x Slytherin ship

[blondwhowrites]

I want to sleep with mattheo in the innocent way cause ik he loves cuddles. in public he'd not really show it but he loves being babied and no one is convincing me otherwise cause it's just true u know

He literally just collapses into your arms and falls asleep all warm and cuddly after a long day

#mattheo riddle blurb 🐍 #chatting•°. *࿐ #shitpost(⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ #slytherin boys #mattheo riddle x reader

[niabridges]

This delulu ain't for the faint of heart. Obsession level: 1000% 🔥

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #what day is it #delulu is the solulu #hogwarts legacy shitpost #slytherin #gahhh #garreth weasley

[dqbbiegallaqher]

Saw someone say rosekiller is a gallavich variant and i haven’t been the same since

#please tell me i’m not the only one who gets it #shameless #shitpost #txt post #marauders #marauders era #rosekiller #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #mwpp era #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #ian and mickey #slytherin skittles #gallavich

[liliestar]

Ok but like, the skittles starting to call each other pet names in their fourth year as a joke after the marauders come up with the whole moony,wormtail, pad foot and prongs but the more they do it the less of a joke it becomes and soon they all have their own specific pet name that the other four call them and they answer to them just as much as they do their actual names.

Everyone at Hogwarts thinks they’re dating but can never actually figure out who the couples are and eventually people come to the conclusion that they’re just one big couple of 5. But then when they start actually dating other people like James and Marlene and Lily people get even more confused.

Their partners are equally confused about the pet names as well, especially when they try and refer to them using the pet name their friends assigned them and they get told off for it.

Like Reg just stares James down after he calls him sweetheart for the first time because the only people he’ll except calling him sweetheart are his friends and no one else like boy is instantly annoyed by anyone else calling him that except for Barty, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas

Pandora just tells Lily to try again when she attempts to get her attention by calling Dora honey because that’s what the skittles call her when trying to calm her down or ask what the fuck she’s doing without trying to sound judgy

And Dorcas gets all grossed out when Marlene calls her baby for the first time because that’s what the boys (and Dora) have called her for years now and they’re basically her siblings so her girlfriend using it is just weird. She’s ok with Marlene calling her babe though

I don’t know if this makes any sense but hey ho :)

(Evan is princess and Barty is love btw)

#slytherin skittles #marauders #regulus black #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #pandora lovegood #dorcas meadowes #james potter #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #shitpost