FILE NAME: CLASSIFIED -- PLACE OF BIRTH: CLASSIFIED.
PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on Snake-Eyes dossier artwork by Andy Kubert, from the pages of "G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero" Vol. 1 #108. January, 1991. Marvel Comics.
DOSSIER INFO: "Snake Eyes is proficient in 12 different unarmed fighting systems (Karate, Kung-Fu, Jujitsu) and is highly skilled in the use of edged weapons. Has received extensive training in mountaineering, underwater demolitions, jungle, desert and arctic survival, and some form of holistic medicine."
Qualified Expert: All NATO and Warsaw pact small arms.
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Snake-Eyes came in the mail today, fresh from the 90’s! Super thrilled to have him, but seeing how much he originally went for compared to how much I paid stings
Review written Nov 9 2009, rediscovered 2023, and posted unaltered.
G.I. JOE: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
Directed by Stephen Sommers
I am a hardcore GI Joe fan, but only Real American Hero and its continuations. As such I am very critical of some of the liberties taken with the characters in this movie, but in the end I was pretty satisfied with the movie. Read on!
Rise Of Cobra is interesting in…
I love all the acting choices David and Micheal made for their characters but one I'm especially obsessed with (and frankly I don't see it being talked about enough) is the body language/posture.
David took one look at Crowley and decided this boy is Bouncy™. He has cooked spaghetti for bones. Ninety percent of his walking is done by his shoulders actually. He might be man-shaped but he's actually a liquid constantly changing form to fully fill the container (chair) he's in.
Meanwhile Michael went - We'll he's an angel, of course he's prim and proper and carefully put-together. He has the posture and grace of a classically trained dancer. There is also One Million Bees under his skin at any given moment.
the fact that everybody spent four years drawing devastatingly stylish and sultry femme!crowley and then he turned up with THESE LOOKS is just the funniest shit imaginable.
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