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#So Far So Good
ratwizzzard · 1 year
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summerwages · 2 months
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“All that glisters is not gold”
Shakespeare..
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basiatlu · 6 months
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A Very Harry Drawtober Week 2:
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sillydegu · 5 months
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Time to find out whether the rats can be trusted with a heatpad
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meep-meep-richie · 9 months
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We are spoiled so far🔥🥵
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hooked-on-elvis · 2 months
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Rusty Martin: I would like you to give a look on my motor. It whistles.
Lucky Jackson: Well, I don't blame it.
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Viva Las Vegas (MGM, 1964) Directed by George Sidney | Elvis Presley as Lucky Jackson, Ann-Margret as Rusty Martin and Cesare Danova as Count Elmo Mancini
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slimeshade · 3 months
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A dark angel
(Commission for @thethrillof , thank you!)
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stinkman007 · 11 months
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pink bricks
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puppycheesecake · 11 months
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👽🔥
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ovaruling · 19 days
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dosing this sickly squirrel w the dewormer has been harder than anything i’ve ever had to do including every TNR i’ve ever spent weeks on for cats. i keep rushing outside to deposit the single almond, frosted with a size-of-a-grain-of-rice dose of ivermectin on top, near where ive just seen the squirrel and then i rush away to wait and watch. then the squirrel comes back out and ignores the almond and walks over to another corner of the clearing. i go and move the almond, frightening him away. i retreat and wait again. squirrel comes back. ignores almond. moves again. rinse and repeat for 2 days now 😩
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summerwages · 10 months
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it’s bloom’n Friday..
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bridgeportbritt · 2 months
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Creeksbrey Palace | Umbrage, SimDonia | 10 Days Until the Wedding
Gianni: Family, we have arrived!
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Gianni: Oh, you guys are all... at the door... waiting. I guess I should've known.
Bria: Of course, we're all here to greet you and your guest, Gianni. That's not weird.
Gianni: Sure, well. Everyone this is Jennifer. Jennifer, let me introduce to the crew.
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Gianni: Starting with the siblings, this is my #1 Pain in the butt, Ella.
Ella: Ugh, ignore him! I'm his most awesome sibling. Hi!
Gianni: This is Rose, my youngest sister.
Rose: Hi! You're pretty! Want to see my new kitchen playset?
Gianni: Later, Rose. And finally, the reasons we've flown out here, my brother, Grayson and his fiancé, Olivia.
Olivia and Grayson: Nice to meet you!
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Gianni: And finally, the 'rents. Mom, Dad, you know.
Emmitt: Welcome, Jennifer. Thanks for coming all this way.
Bria: Yes, welcome! We are so happy to have you. Love your outfit.
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Jennifer: Thank you! Wow. Hi, everyone! Thanks for the warm welcome and letting me be here. I'm excited to get to know everyone better. You have a beautiful home.
Ella: We're much more excited to get to know the girl that actually likes Gianni.
Gianni: Don't start, Elle.
Bria: Well, bring it in for hugs. How was your flight? Sorry, we couldn't send our jet. They're being real sticklers lately.
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Gianni: No worries. Dad's old one is fine. Well, guess it's mine now.
Jennifer: It was great! I've never flown in a private jet before.
Rose: Really? How do you fly to far places?
Ella: Oh my, Watcher, Rose. You can't just ask someone why they don't fly private.
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Bria: Please don't see these crazy children as a direct reflection of me.
Jennifer laughs nervously: No, it's okay! An honest question.
Bria: Rose, some people don't have their own planes, so they fly with other people... on other people's planes. You know what, listen to your sister.
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Ella: Oooo, that's rare. While I'm up, would you like to see some embarrassing photos of Gianni?
Jennifer: Oh, sure!
Ella: I have so many!
Gianni: Oh my, Watcher.
Grayson: Not regretting this already, are you?
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Gianni laughs: You're lucky I like you, man.
Grayson: It's nice to see you, G.
Bria: Ella, stop embarrassing your brother!
Ella: Dang. Don't worry I have plenty more. Another time.
Gianni: Soak it in because you might not be seeing me for a while.
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Olivia: Hey, Gianni! Thanks for flying out!
Gianni: Aw, I wouldn't miss it. How's wedding planning? Do you even know what it's going to look like or is that all in momzilla's head over there?
Bria: I heard that.
Olivia laughs: It's going well! Honestly, it's nice having help. And we've been able to... come to compromises.
Grayson under his breath: Not enough.
Bria: Heard that, too.
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Bria: Now, while you're here, Jennifer, please let us know if there is anything you need. We want you to be comfortable here.
Jennifer: Thank you, Your Royal Highness!
Bria: Please, all my friends call me Bria. I can tell we're going to be friends. Anyone that makes my son as happy as you seem to is a friend in my book.
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Jennifer excited: Of course! Your son makes me so happy, as well! You clearly raised him well.
Bria: Thank you for saying that. I worry about that one. But, if he could pull a girl like you, maybe I didn't fail him!
Jennifer laughs nervously: Thank you.
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Gianni: Alright, can we break up this welcome wagon?
Emmitt: How about you two head up to your room and get settled?
Bria: Yes, we've still got work to do. The rest of the fam will be trickling in in the next couple of days.
Gianni laughs: Back to work, people. There she goes cracking the whip!
Bria: You'll be working, too, sir! Don't get too comfortable!
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Before departing, Bria and Gianni share a look which conveys a message only they can hear.
Gianni: So?
Bria: I like her. You did good.
Gianni: Thanks, I do, too.
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idiopathicsmile · 7 months
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listen. do i, a freelance writer, enjoy refusing to pay for Microsoft Word, and all the complications this brings to my professional life? of course not, but at this point, it's the principle of the thing
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rodolfoparras · 25 days
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Also I started Hannibal!! I’m very excited and I’m trying not to burn through the seasons😭
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handsoffmydinosaur · 1 year
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👍
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cxhleel108 · 2 months
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LITG S8 Thots for this week: Y’all funny bruh
(Me watching everyone have a meltdown over that lil “anti-cheat system” trick while my shit was sitting untouched. They going to hell for that Idk)
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• Why literally every single season the bitches that’s always causing drama wanna sit and act like they don’t? Can we please get ONE real bitch to just be straight up like “yeah I like to start shit and I’ll do it again”?
• Jin romancers don’t come for me cuz I like him too but I gotta speak real!
• Outfit time!
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• These are much better swimsuits in my opinion. Also GAY RIGHTS BIKINI ACHIEVED!
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• Right boo.
• This I-Spy challenge idea kinda messy as hell ooooouuuu y’all ate that I can’t lie.
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• Claudia sis no…that’s nasty.
• Luna, you starting to make an enemy outta me young lady.
• “This is I Spy, not I Imagine” pleasekfmdmsm ate that.
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• OH I WANT IT BAE CLOCK THAT BITCH TEA!
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• Omgggg the comebacks this season I can’t.
• That tired attempt at trying to get me to fight with Oakley oh boo try again! Unlike y’all, me and my nigga secure!
• Jin secretly kissing Sophie coming out of nowhere like what the???
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• Girl you was literally just trying to defame my character- ok whatever.
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• I know you fucking lying. Uh uh.
• Trying to get me to help send y’all to the hideaway when the both of you been testing my patience the past few days is CRAZY like no baby get somebody else to do it😭😭😭
• Outfit time again!
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• Oh bitch we got the hennessyyyyy!!!! Like both these outfits eat DOWN.
• “I didn’t think what I said would cause so much drama” Oh Theo please even you don’t believe that.
• Theo flirting with me right after he just said voting for him and Clauds to go to the hideaway wouldn’t be a waste of my vote…😕
• The compliment party was a cute idea. You’re getting back in my good books Jin, congratulations!
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• Anti-social Annie’s???😭😭😭
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• Girl he betta be twerking with that big ole ass he got!
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• Well…she get money. Her body tea. She super thick. She super pretty. Like why wouldn’t you be?
• I mean duh we won the hideaway challenge. We the only couple that’s not damn near a lost cause. Uggghh yes #BlackLove!
• Outfit time again again!
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• Ok I know we all kinda tired of wearing Savage X Fenty lingerie every goddamn night but we can ignore that this time cuz 1. we tryna get FAWKED tonight and 2. these are sooooo cute I’m sorry.
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• Ugh Oakley is soooo…like pull dat fucking dick out I’m not playin with you!
• Them bringing that stupid ass box back with same shit yet again oh brotherrrrr can we get something else???!!!! Like some chocolate sauce, a whip, handcuffs, hell a fucking dildo even just SOMETHING ELSE!
• He brought us a whole breakfast spread after dicking us down y’all. When we’re married by the end of this then what?
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• Quite literally what else is there to expose my god. Are y’all gonna tell me y’all had a villa orgy before I got here like shit!
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