#SoC funny

[multifandomconfusion]

Jesper: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

Wylan: Oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and father forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity.

Jesper:

Jesper: I cant tell if you're joking or not.

#jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #wesper #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows wylan #six of crows jesper #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc meme #soc #soc funny #jesper x wylan #soc wylan

[mizuharaannie]

Teacher: All right, what is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say 'his heart stopped' ?

Student 1: When one anticipates the arrival of a fearful moment.

Student 2: It could also be caused by excitement.

Student 3: Something that happens to me when I get my test results.

Student 3: Nick and Charlie!

Student 4: Nina Zenik

Others: .....

Teacher: .....

Teacher: I was just just gonna say death but ok

#six of crows #nina zenik #heartstopper #nick and charlie #humor #soc funny

[asoiaf-stuff-0101]

Jesper: see, kaz, this is why no one likes you

Kaz: I thought no one liked me because I said blini was too sweet

Nina: KAZ YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT, I CAN DEAL WITH YOUR MOODS AND THAT GOD-AWFUL HAIRCUT BUT DON’T YOU DARE-

Matthias: now look what you’ve done. You’ve angered the hungry Ravkan

#incorrect six of crows #kaz brekker #soc jesper #nina zenik #matthias helvar #soc #soc funny

[kanej-is-superior]

Kaz: so get this Kaz: You make 5 meals, you're not a cook Kaz: You make 5 paintings, you're not an artist Kaz: BUT YOU MURDER ONE PERSO-

#kaz brekker #soc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows #the crows #funny #CROW MEMES #1k

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

#his chapters are so funny to me lmaooooo #bro is so down bad all the time and he actively hates it💀 #meanwhile Nina: hi I like your unholy thoughts #he could probably get away with half the stuff he fantasizes about if he just let go a little #he’s so big and sweet and stupid lmao #matthias helvar #soc #six of crows #soc matthias #soc nina #nina zenik #helnik #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #Matthias #Nina #soc helnik #the grisha series #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #leigh bargudo #crooked kingdom

[bitchthefuck1]

I feel like we never acknowledge the sheer comedy of the fact that when Wylan and Jesper help Inej take down merchers involved in the slave trade they're literally ratting out their shitty coworkers.

#its genuinely so funny #inej rolls up to ketterdam like 'hey i know this is a lot to ask but do you think you can help me take this guy down?' and they're literally #like 'who dave? oh hell yeah we fucking hate that guy say less' #six of crows #crooked kindgom #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #soc

[tenaciousgeckos]

#six of crows #synopsis #soc #kaz brekker #inej gafha #kanej #funny #reality #matthias #nina dobrev #wesper #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #book #shadow and bone

[shaykappa]

Favourite/Funniest Line's from Crooked Kingdom

"Let's go." "Me?" "No the idiot behind you."

"How is-" "Nina is fine. Jesper is fine. Everyone is fine except for me because I am stuck with a gang of hand-wringing nursemaids."

"Now why can't people be this easily trained?" Kaz murmured as he crouched to oblige the dog with a belly rub.

"Did you know I am next in line for the Fjerdan throne? They call me Princess Ilse of Engelsberg." "There is no princess of Engelsberg. It's a fishing town."

"Has anyone noticed this whole city is looking for us, mad at us, or wants to kill us?" "So?" "Well, usually it's just half the city."

"Big, blond and blind. The Fjerdan way."

"If I live I'll buy you waffles." "You don't have enough money to buy her waffles."

"Do you know what Van Eck's problem is?" "No honor?" "Rotten parenting skills?" "Receding hairline?"

"Isn't that how things are done around here? We all tell Kaz we are fine and the do something stupid?" "Are we that predictable?" "Yes."

"It seems everyone is forming alliances." "They're called friendships Kaz."

"You are very welcome Nina Zenik. You may repay me in the costumary way." "Waffles?" "Lots of them."

"I need to do this. I've never been to my mother's grave. I am not leaving Kerch without saying goodbye." "Trust me, you care more than she does."

"You are stupid about a lot of things Wylan, but you are not stupid. And if I ever hear you call yourself a moron again, I am going to tell Matthias you tried to kiss Nina. With tongue." "He' ll never believe it." "Then I 'll tell Nina you tried to kiss Matthias. With tongue."

"Come on, let's do steal all my dad's money. "Isn't it your money?" "Okay, let's go steal it back."

"I think you 'd flirt with a date palm if it would pay you any attention." "If I flirted with a plant, you can bet it would stand up and take notice."

"Yes, yes, Nina Zenik is hungry. Now, will someone feed me before I am forced to cook one of you?" "Don't be ridiculous. You don't know how to cook."

"On a dare I ate a literal through full of waffles and nearly went back for seconds."

"Pick up the pace." "If I spill a single drop of this it will burn straight through the floor onto my father's dinner guests." "Take your time."

"I am Dunyasha, the White Blade, trained by the Sages of Ahmrat Jen, the greatest assassin of this age." "Doesn't ring a bell."

"Fate brought me here." "And does fate pay your wages?"

"My parents thought I would drown because I crawled into the sea as a baby, laughing." "Perhaps they were worried you would talk yourself to death."

"Kaz. You may not be glad we are alive, but we are glad you are alive."

"You are better than waffles, Matthias Helvar." "Let's not say things we don't mean, my love."

"Are you mad?" "I'd probably be happier if I was."

"You have to be the craziest bastard I ever met." "I'll take that as a compliment."

"My leg! My leg!" "I recommend a cane."

"What is wrong with him?" "Same thing that's always wrong with him. He's Kaz Brekker."

Jesper followed Wylan down the hall. "Hey." Wylan kept going.

"Jes, I 've thought about this-" "Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"

Wylan ran his tongue over his lips and spat in his father's face.

He was pale, with tufty orange brows and a hunched posture that gave him the look of a giant shrimp.

He felt bad for the guy. Not bad enough to wake him up and untie him, but still.

"I 've been shot!" He had not been shot.

"How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim?"

"Tell you what. When the day comes, mark it on your calendars. I can think of a lot of people who 'll want to throw a party.

"Wait. Is my tie straight?"

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #kaz brekker #kaz x inej #kaz rietveld #inej ghafa #wraith #jesper fahey #jesper x wylan #kaz dirtyhands brekker #nina zenik #nina x matthias #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #wylan hendriks #funny

[jpg-of-dorian-slay]

#hello i'm back again #wesper #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #soc #sab #yall are probably sick of the text posts and i do not care i think they're so funny #basil speaks now

[funnyao3]

“I had such a funny dream,” Wylan says, keeping his voice hushed. 

Jesper’s spine stiffens, ever-so slightly. Wylan having a funny dream could either mean he’s about to share a harmless and sweet anecdote, or a harrowing and traumatic memory.

-pendulum swing passengers by MaudeAlise

#soc #six of crows #soc ao3 #soc fics #wesper #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #nina zenik #matthias helvar #funny ao3 #ao3 out of context

[multifandomconfusion]

Jesper: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Wylan: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Jesper: Yah, i’m not gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Wylan: You wouldn’t?

Jesper: I mean, unless you want to-

#this is the convo they had before the 1 night stand #wesper incorrect quotes #wesper #wylan van sunshine #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #soc #soc funny #six of crows #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #sab s2 #shadow and bone season 2

[barrel-crow-n]

Kaz's petnames for his crows:

Inej: Darling Inej treasure of my heart

Jesper: Jes

Nina: Dear/Love/Darling etc.

Wylan: Merchling

Matthias: Big Fjerdan

#he doesn't use investment as a pet name no matter how funny the jokes are #no he uses it to distance himself from his emotions for inej #he doesn't really call matthias anything but helvar #but he does say big fjerdan in his narrative sometimes #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #nina zenik #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #grishaverse #six of crows #six of crows duology #soc

[flavoredmagpie]

Ben and Freddy interactions are adorable but its so cursed when u put it into the darkling and kaz context: someone stop them

#shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone #kaz brekker #the darkling #six of crows #sab #soc #malyen oretsev #alina starkov #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #kazling #the duo is too funny i have to drag everyone down with me #grishaverse #sab cast #ben barnes #freddy carter #myart

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Kaz: Why wait for the tables to turn when I can hit you with one of the chairs

Wylan: Kaz, its just Uno

Jesper: Stay out of this, Wylan

Wylan: Saints 🙄

#kaz: did you think i was joking when i said when you cant beat the odds change the game?im changing the game by beating jesper with a chair #kaz: I dont lose at uno #jesper: funny cause thats exactly what you’re doing #kaz: you put down one more +4 and its all going down #wylan: kaz and jesper are about to beat each other to death over a game #inej: welcome to life at the slat #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows #soc #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper

[bee-a-lover]

s&b s2 is gonna be like—

alina and her s&b squad: we must use our combined powers to defeat the forces of darkness at hand and overcome the darkling and his nichevo’ya army with the strength of our friendship, love and self-acceptance

meanwhile the crows in the background encountering a nichevo’ya: HIT IT WITH A BOMB HIT IT WITH A BULLET A KNIFE

it’s a MOTHERFUCKING SHADOW MONSTER A BULLET WILL JUST GO THROUGH IT

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS HOW DO WE ROB IT IT HAS NO POCKETS

(@ the very perplexed nichevo’ya) I HAD A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR MOTHER AND WHETHER THE RUMORS ARE TRUE

all while matthias simply lies on the floor and sobs while praying to djel

#based on my earlier post #i’m sorry i can’t stop thinking about it it’s so funny #i love the show for presenting us with these situations #shadow and bone netflix #s&b netflix #shadow and bone #six of crows #soc

[kazscrows]

Wylan: Is Kaz… singing..?

Jesper: He mumbles Taylor Swift lyrics when he thinks no one is listening.

Nina: It’s been Come Back Be Here ever since the Wraith left the harbor.

Wylan: …but that was five months ago..

Jesper and Nina sighing: Yep.

#they’re all whispering rn #can’t risk angering the bastard who always has a knife up his sleeve and is missing Inej #but anyways I think I’m funny #and I’m back in my Taylor Swift obsession era #Kaz Brekker is 100% a swiftie #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #incorrect quotes #shadow and bone #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #kazscrows #soc #taylor swift