#Something is off with his husband

[the-woman-upstairs]

Ethan, after Benji has once again volunteered him for an insane death-defying stunt:

#when your husband believes in you so much…it nearly puts you in the hospital #i love the way they love #benthan #mission impossible #mission impossible dead reckoning #ethan hunt #benji dunn #tho ethan has no leg to stand on since his go-to move is something stupid and insane #thinking of when he buckled himself into a car then drove it off the top of a parking garage #or jumped onto a motorcycle AFTER crashing another car by driving recklessly

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s just live-streaming his thoughts stream of consciousness style one night from bed because he can’t sleep. So he’s awake when Steve gets out of bed.

Eddie trails off, watching him to see what he’s doing. He even leans over to see out their door when Steve zombie-walks out of the room. Eddie hums to himself, “I’m gonna give him a second. See if he comes back.”

He’s just about to start talking again when an alarm goes off in the house and Eddie hauls himself out of bed, “Nope, got a runner. Getting him now.”

#Steve’s grumbling to himself about how he’s never allowed to do anything when Eddie brings him back to the room #he insists on getting in bed on Eddie’s side and falls asleep face down in Eddie’s pillow #the last he does before drifting off completely is inhale the scent of Eddie on the pillow and mumble something about missing his husband #Eddie picks up his phone flops down directly on top of Steve and then continues talking #eddie munson #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington

[rottengurlz]

lover, don't touch me // leave, i am a danger to you // but ooh, i hunger for you

#this is leona's vampire lover audra #i guess you could say the first time they met was when audra nearly killed her in a blood lust because she hadnt fed in so long #idk how to describe it well but audra suddenly stopped devouring her when leona looked at her with no fear in her eyes #but looked at audra like she was something to worship #she whispered that audra was so beautiful even as her own blood was splattered between them and staining her lips #leona had never seen someone or something so perfect and powerful #power that she wanted and knew exactly how to get when audra whimpered over the slightest bit of praise #i never talk about them but i am CONSTANTLY thinking about them <3 #some fun little facts is leona killed her husband in cold blood because he was pitiful and boring #she married the first person to show any interest in her just to get away from her family #he would have been a perfectly good husband for anyone else #but the best part of their marriage was when she stabbed him in the stomach 47 times and felt his blood splatter against her skin #for audra OBVIOUSLY had to make another oc who would do anything to be loved even if it means destroying herself #audra was turned very suddenly and without any guidance #she murdered her lover without even realizing it she opened her eyes to find them splattered across every surface of the room #because of that shes done everything she can to protect herself from others even if it means starving herself of blood #until she goes into a frenzy #leona is the first person she has ever willingly fed off of #idk if willingly is the right word since leona practically begs her to do it #i really want to remake leona now......... #i like how leona looks but i want her to match audra better #mysims #the sims 4 #simblr #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 cas #ts4 cas #sims 4 edit #ts4

[cerealmonster15]

i love these freaky little teens and their freaky little relationship problems within their freaky little marriage. this is how it works in MY mind no matter WHAT anthony burch may or may not say re: hermies feelings 😌

#oakworthy #dndads #hermie the unworthy #normal oak #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift dndads #scary marlowe #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies #cereal tries to draw #LISTEN god i will go to my grave insisting hermies in mega denial rn #also i just love how into the role lincoln got calling everyone honey jslkdjfklsdj HES SO FUNNYYYY #and also. i love that lincoln is both the number 1 hermie hater #and also the number 1 oakworthy wingman #hes trying so hard to help normal look good sdljkfd HE'S A TRUE FRIEND IT'S SOOO SWEET #what a good husband 😌 #anyway i was just thinking about how it would be funny #if normal and linc were spending a lotta time together #bc normals agonizing over his crush/getting advice from lincoln or something #like about hermie but hermies off out of earshot and is just like whatever. #those 2 can be married forever for all i care. we have nothing. i dont care i DONT #and the taylors like wow dude youre really loud over here this is just like my animes #and terriscary comes too bc shes soooo excited to get to play matchmaker between her husbands!!!!!!!! wow!!!! #also i love drawing tiny pouting hermie it's my favorite thing ever #ok thanks bye

[vimbry]

#tmbg #I thought the formatting was messed up cause it's an archived page but no. the interviewer's initials are just also JL haha #I love the analogy of investigating something weird on the underside of a rock #imagine being the guy who flipped off and swore at a nice lady trying to help you in a fit of road rage #and then her husband puts you in his song about a self-victimising man with delusions of grandeur #that's it buddy you're going in the unreliable narrator they might be giants song

[tswwwit]

i have a counter argument to the 'only one person can boop bill' thing, mabel. she's the type of person to slap stickers on people, she would definitely be the type to also boop others occasionally and bill would be no exception. she probably doesn't do it to annoy bill like dipper would, but maybe as a form of a friendly gesture, kind of like those people who will lightly punch friends in the arm when they hang out.

You know what? Good point. Mabel would get away with more than most, as a fun-loving lady! Bill understands those impulses, and being a touchy person! He indulges in similar ones himself.

Though when Bill's not in the mood to be playful and gets booped anyway? The 'sister-in-law' status grants her considerable grace.

#answers #Though in addition to that - Mabel's general chaos and level of Fun Times is something Bill genuinely likes #Catch these two having one too many margaritas and slinging arms over each other's shoulders while singing too loud and off key #She'd have some leeway even without the brother situation #But Mabel gets a pass on things she normally wouldn't purely on the merit of 'this would piss off the spouse' #The thing about Bill is he's genuinely fun to party with - right up until he decides you're the pinata #Even now there are times when she thinks she's doing something 'cute' and Bill was NOT in the mood but just has to grin and bear it #Instead of breaking fingers one by one #Dipper is singular in his ability to get away with Pretty Much Everything #It's love yest but it's also communication and personality I'm afraid #If Bill DID call Dipper out on doing something Too Far he'd get an embarrassed and apologetic husband. With kisses of sorry. #Though in minor circumstances: he starts arguing with him #Turns out that bickering is a better way to deescalate with Bill than most other tactics and Dipper's a pro #Now Bill's gotta think semi-rationally to Win The Argument instead of acting on impulse. #And in the process of debate he not only: learns where his husband's coming from but has time to cool off #Congratulations Dipper! Your Nerdy Logic brain and ability to Rise to a Challenge prevent Bill from going immediately nuclear #Plus showing off that big sexy intellect of yours doesn't hurt #Whereas I see Mabel pushing one of Bill's few boundaries and then deflecting. She ain't great at conflict #Brushing it off and laughing; Jeez it was just for fun!! Lighten up already! #Exactly what Bill says when HE'S being a dick to someone! #Which is why he'd react Very Badly to that excuse #Ha ha! Fun! Of course Bill loves fun! You know what HE thinks is FUN #Barbecue. Flash-fried pork ribs. Where's that stupid pig #Dipper has to disarm that particular bomb and I highly doubt it's a pleasant process

[stupidfreakingthoughts]

Thinking about teacher Steve Harrington. Because there is no way in hell Steve wouldn’t go into some type of career working with kids. He was too good at it, he loved it, loved having kids that he could take care of and provide support too in case their childhoods are anything like his was. because if there is any chance of Steve preventing another King of Hawkins High, he’ll take it.

Steve struggled with finding a career. He stayed at his job at Family Video working with Robin until she and the older group graduated and Nancy left to go to some fancy college away from all her trauma. Eddie, Robin and Jonathan went to a community college because that’s all they could afford and Steve was still stuck at his Family Video job. He decided to apply at the same college they all went to for the next fall, doing a two-year degree like the rest of them (except Nancy, she was taking a four-year english degree so that she could take her journalism career further).

After those two years, Eddie’s band got bigger and bigger until it could become his full time job. Corroded Coffin became one of the top metal bands in the world, touring and selling out venues. Meanwhile, Steve and Robin decided to go into the same career path, because they both loved their kids and they had never not worked together, it just felt right.

Steve wanted to work in a middle school, so that he could hopefully help kids out, stop them from becoming bullies like he was. He got a position as the Hawkins Middle Gym Coach, and Robin was the Drama teacher. Steve knew that not everyone was like him in middle school, plenty of people hated exercise and being active. He tried to make the class as fun as possible, playing fun games and not forcing anyone to do anything. Plus, there was always music playing in his class.

His students very quickly picked up on his love for the up and coming band, Corroded Coffin. Of course, they didn’t realize that he was the subject of most of their songs, whether they were sappy love songs (though still metal, of course) or some of CCs more obscure songs, the ones about bats and other dimensions that none of the public understood. His class just knew that whenever they were running laps, they were usually running along to the awesome guitar riffs and drum solos of Corroded Coffins music. They didn’t get why Mr. Harrington, the former basketball captain who was always in his sportswear or jerseys from different teams, liked this punk, metal band that just seemed completely out of his preferred genre of music.

But when they find out who Mr Harringtons husband is, it all starts to make sense.

#teacher steve HAS MY SOUL #he has to work with kids in every universe #or something is wrong #stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #steddie is my entire life right now #they’re so perfect for each other #steddie #steddie ficlet #the duffers killing off eddie still wounds me #famous eddie munson #he’s a whole ass rockstar #and his husband steve is a teacher of course #teacher steve harrington #I LOVE THEM #THEYRE GAY #GAY

[musicalchaos07]

There's something so interesting about how Steve says "Jonathan when he comes back" like he's waiting for him to home

#like sir you didn't even see him off #please calm down #he's a civil war wife waiting for his husband to return from the war #... I'm aware I'm reading to much into it but it's funny to me #Steve really said when bestie gets back we can go for milkshakes #Even though the last time we saw them together was Russians Russians #... we could've had something nice but noooooooo #stranger things #stonathan #jonathan byers #steve harrington

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i remember making a post once that was like. geto is a Father but he’s mommy. and kenny is a Mother but he’s daddy. and i just wanted to say it again bc i was so CORRECT wow

#IM JUST SAYING…. #kenny is Husband and geto is Wife :3 #but canonically geto is a Father and kenny is a Mother #idk i just love whatever gender fuckery they have going on i need them Both actually #been thinking a lot abt husband!kenny………… i need to write something for him soon phewww #he is so Peculiar #wants you to give him a welcome back hug every time he comes home from work but he never tells you to do it #he just Stares at you until you’re in his arms. and if you don’t do it he gets all weird 🤨 #he’s so off putting it’s crazy #(the difference here is that geto would Whine for his welcome back hug) #ari noises ✩ #kenny !! ✩

[pesky--dust]

Hannibal parallels: Rôti, ... and the Beast from the Sea, The Wrath of the Lamb

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham #hannibal gifs #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal parallels #pesky--dust parallels #pesky--dust gifs #it's hard to shake off something that's already under your skin #if he's really trying to stop he's not going to kill himself. how could he be sure his death would affect whatever's inside him? #hannibal s01e11 #hannibal rôti #rôti #hannibal s03e11 #... and the beast from the sea #hannibal ... and the beast from the sea #hannibal s03e13 #the wrath of the lamb #hannibal the wrath of the lamb #yeah... i know that will wanted to let fate decide but...

[storytellering]

Killer stare.

#dmc #devil may cry #vergil #devil may cry 5 #dmc5 #hi #this is actually from one of my aus #and a redraw of something i tried to do in 2021 but failed miserably so i never posted it so lol #anyway one day i'll give more context about my Murder Husbands Vergil and he wont just be a regular vergil in a black turtleneck #but until then i hope you enjoy he #if this flops im jumping down a bridge etc etc #(kidding) #but i did hold off on posting this for a week+ bc i was posting too much around xmas so HFJDHG i unintentionally put Expectations on it #my art

[shrikeseams]

When you idly think about Celegorm possibly being most like Nerdanel of all the sons of Feanor, and then you start thinking about Nerdanel getting a post-Darkening moral decay arc all of her own to mirror her son(s)'s.

#tolkien #san shoots the breeze #Like. My central celegorm thesis is that he becomes what he becomes because he has a specific moral/social worldview #that is actually heavily based on 1) common cultural understanding of said worldview and 2) direct positive intervention from the valar #like he is an acolyte of a specific god and that goes with specific rights and responsibilities for everyone involved #and once the noldor arrive in beleriand that specific framework *collapses* #because the valar can't be fucked and the amanyar don't have the same religious&cultural expectations #so he upholds his end of the bargain as long as he can (both emotionally and materially) #but when it all collapses (structural damage from what happened to ardehel #and then complete collapse from the bragollach) he breaks HARD #and I think there's space for something similar with Nerdanel #who was likely raised in fairly close contact with aule and who stays faithful to the valar as feanor starts to go off the rails #who makes all the 'right' choices! and her reward is the obliteration of her family #and quite likely at least some degree of social ostracization for her association with her husband and children #not sure what her final straw would be though #...possibly it could be celebrimbor's capture and death actually. hm. #Anyway! I just think Nerdanel should be viciously violently angry with basically everyone for at LEAST a century but likely longer

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

There's just something about how when Will woke up in the hospital in season 3, he asked the doctor for water, and then when he gets shot in Florence, Hannibal immediately gets him a drink without him even having to ask.

#the way he struggled to drink from the straw vs the way Hannibal held his head to help him drink comfortably #helppp #literally going insane over this #there's just an inherant romance in anticipating anothers need before they even need to ask #something about being unable to hate the patasite thats eating you alive because the tender way it chews your flesh could almost be a kiss #not wanting to exorcise the demon that coild around your mind because who would understand you then?? #theres an inherant romance in horror and i will die on that haunted hill #though whats a little homeoerotic telepathy between boy best friends?? #anyways #sheesh i went off on one there #sorry guys #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #netflix #hannibal netflix #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands #renew hannibal #revive hannibal

[formerlyz]

One of my friends on discord said something about Rei in a crop top and I had to.

#this is like the fastest I’ve ever drawn something #I know I should probably wait a couple days since I JUST posted but I’m impatient #also the rainbow is for rainbow road #but also you know what else the rainbow is for #not pictured is Kazuki bi panicking over how hot his husband is #I need to draw kazuki bi panicking at some point #this is my first day off in like a month and I missed drawing them #buddy daddies #Rei Suwa #buddy daddies fanart #Suwa Rei #my art #z tries to draw #my brainrot

[worstloki]

sigyn that married loki like ages ago so when it comes out he's jotun she's like. 'well it's a bit late to do anything about that'

#''bit sad to find out about this after his death but i suppose i can't blame him for that :/'' #''tell me if he ends up not being dead i think we should sit down and talk about this'' #''totally not cool so hide something like this. im going to dye my hair black as charcoal and not even tell him'' #''lets see how he likes it'' #''the royal family sucks btw. it succ real good.'' #''how does someone find out they are secretly from a different realm. how wouldn't they know. couldn't he tell?'' #''im not saying it's loki's fault but i think it would be less his fault if he was less dramatic about this kind of thing'' #''aaannnndd of course he threw himself off the bifrost by the end of it. do you people know nothing about him?'' #sigyn just decides loki isn't dead to cope btw #it's like thor except she doesn't get depressed about it #''shouldn't she move out of the palace since her husband died?'' nah sorry no one can stand bringing up the topic #she roasts them about it #like have you no shame #there is not even a body #are you trying to kick her out? don't you know who she married? #''he's dead'' alright believe what you want but odin and frigga haven't said anything so she's sticking around #sigyn like i have more important things to do than worry about this kind of thing. like managing the vanaheim exports #she needs to make her money

[tswwwit]

Wait, does the cheating thing on the bond always works? bcs that would be kinda freaky for R!Dipper like imagine you get pinned down by someone in the corner of a br or smthng and then said person kissed you and proceeded to explode into red mist and you literally have no idea what happened.

Also, would the constellation mark be a "cursed" Mark over the years, like you would give birth to a baby and the doctor says "😟 I am so sorry ma'am,,, I'm afraid your baby has the Cipher Companion mark. ( could also be something equally as science-y like Ursa Major, Constellation Calamation, etc idk)" And you just burst into tears.

Would that mean that dipper would get into a special program(demon wrangling program or smthng, demonologist? Maybe)? Or would the parents hide it away hoping that Bill would never take their child away?

(Sorry this au is just very interesting to me,,,, I hope u get more motivation, keep writing author 💪)

These are all options! The fun part of reincarnation AU being left ambiguous is that technically any of them could happen.

#Answers #Okay but for full transparency #I never really figured out what the 'cheating' consequence is #It's a nebulous concept since I've never had to write it happening #And left ambiguous because neither of these two are into anyone else - and as a writer I like to leave my options open! #I would assume that one of the few things they agreed on when making the contract was that unwelcome advances didn't count as cheating #But that the villain in question would get what was coming to them. Very Violently. They wanna step on a landmine? Let 'em have it #Dipper would have made a frowny face at the violence but agreed. Privately thinking well that's actually a *bonus* #A built-in defense system of sorts #(Something Bill was also thinking but absolutely phrased in the possessive aspect) #Whether or not the Consequences kick in before they meet again - their equivalent of their vow renewal - is up for grabs #Dipper trying to fend off someone only to have them burst into flames and/or blood would feel a terrified sense of relief #Who knows! Maybe Dipper has protection but has a chance for other actions before they meet again! #But the odds of that occurring are very slim. Partly due to his general awkwardness #And distinct hesitation on Dipper's part. Even though he *thinks* he should be enthusiastic #He looks at the person he's in bed with and just. It feels weird. Maybe because he hasn't (in his memory) done this before #Great job Dipper!! Someone in your bed and the best you can do is kinda grimace. Real sexy. #If he does ever manage to get up to something it's not even a tenth of the time he has with his husband #Dipper reincarnations are all very unfortunately attracted as hell to Bill Cipher and they're deeply alarmed by it #I do like the idea of different parental groups finding Dipper's birthmark and having different reactions #Perhaps a random incarnation of one of his family members ends up in charge of him one time #The results would vary *wildly* depending on who it was #On a scale of Mabel Mom to Ford Uncle how are you preparing this person for his invitable enhusbanding #(Stan remains pretty much the same but has a lot of bad marriage advice) #Wow that's a lot of tags even for me #I am going to queue this and sleep