#Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays

[that-soccer-guru]

Alright Y'all, I am here with your weekly serotonin

'72: Sonnett tries to do her best impression of the LET ME IN meme to the line ref. I'm sure he's amused

'86: Sonnett tattles to the ref on the frustrated to no end player that shoved her teammate

'90+: Sonnett flies in to clear a cross and gets what I call "a big oof to the face"

'91+: Saucy Sonnett is gonna get a yellow card eventually but she's gonna EARN IT. None of this handsy forward shit. In her best innocent move she raises her hands to say ITS NOT ME REF

'92+: while a player is being checked by the trainers, Sonnett is fitting right in by waving her hands to explain her defensive genius. This really is where she belongs Y'all

Post game: Sonnett's GG moments are amazing (ft. Finger waving AND a whole brotastic hug)

And finally because I can only fight with the Tumblr limit so much, I give you this dumbass goal Göteborg scored. It's just the right vibe of idiot

#emily sonnett #woso #a big oof to the face from sonny #p: emily sonnett #koppabergs/göteborg fc #t: koppabergs/göteborg fc #t: göteborg fc #l: damallsvenskan #damallsvenskan #My gifs #Fanseat #She's right where she belongs #Saucy Sonnett #Saucy Sweden Sonnett #Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays #Come get yalls Serotonin

[that-soccer-guru]

Alright kids, buckle up, I'm gonna take you down a very chaotic ride

'1: who needs the cha cha slide when you have the Sonnett shuffle away

'5: THE SONNETT COURSE OF DEFENSE AGAINST GOALS AND PASSES IS IN SESSION BABEEEY

'9: Sonnett Slide Tackles us (and this poor player) into next week

'18: the gift of the slide tackle that keeps on giving

'34: Sonnett puts in a WONDERFUL cross that results in disappointment. But hot damn what a pretty pass!!!

'37-'38: Sonnett the nuisance strikes again. Ref I'd like to give her 50mil assist points for her wonderful defensive work

And bc I'm running out of my Tumblr given room for media:

'80: Sonnett nuisance strikes again. In a very valid move of standing in front of the free kick unless told otherwise, the ref decided she's had too much fun this game and flags her with a yellow card. I don't get it and if someone does I'd like you to explain it to me with APA or Chicago citations. Thanks.

Yes Sonnett, we were ALL confused

#Sonnett Slide Tackles #tumblr? Absolutely WRECKING the quality of perfectly good gifs? It's more likely than you think! #THE SONNETT COURSE OF DEFENSE AGAINST GOALS AND PASSES #Sonnett the nuisance #I don't even think I can tag this as saucy Sonnett she didn't even do anything saucy! #But whatever #Saucy Sonnett #Yellow Card Swedish Sonnett #the poise. the dumbassery. the elegance. the skill. *chefs kiss* #koppabergs/göteborg fc #t: koppabergs/göteborg fc #emily sonnett #p: emily sonnett #sonny deserves the world #My gifs #Fanseat #l: damallsvenskan #damallsvenskan #Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays #Come get yalls serotonin #Keeping up w Sonnett #Y'all really let my typo sit there HUH

[that-soccer-guru]

IN THE MEANTIME. I'm gonna bless your feeds with the wonderful pictures of Warm Up Sonny

Had the pleasure to watch this superstar at practice yesterday! (x)

By Egon Photo (x)

And from Göteborg's IG story

We're being blessed on this Sonnett Sunday Y'all

#Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays #p: emily sonnett #emily sonnett #koppabergs/göteborg fc #t: koppabergs/göteborg fc #IG: photobyegon #saucy sonnett #Soft Sonnett #All the sonnetts today #SM: instagram

[that-soccer-guru]

Y'all know the drill. I always make more gifs than tumblr let's me use in a single post. So, here's some extras for today Holy Sonny Sungay

Sonny's aimless wonder around is always amazing to watch. She just, looks around all conflicted. AND THUMBS UP FOR GOOD SONNETT BRAND MOMENTS:

It's been a minute since I raged about her good spatial awareness. So consider this my monthly "Sonnett is a great defender" moment. Also it really made me laugh how hard the other team was hustling and she was just like, getting close enough to the ball to scare them but not enough to touch it:

Sonnett Zoomies, backwards and LIGHT SPEED edition:

A REALLY GOOD pressure turn and a nice pass ruined by some trippy camera work but it's still so worth watching:

This one isn't Sonnett it's just, a Göteborg player went down hard in the box and the ref brushed it off and I really love to watch the cap and other players arguing. It's very chaotic. Honestly Sonnett couldn't have gone to a better team:

And finally by request and bc it really made me laugh. Sonnett's post GG Fist BUMP moment: "where am I supposed to go?" "there over there" "oh, okay. I'll just go here" *floppy noodles* "did you wanna talk to me?". I love her Y'all

#Next day gifs are the best gifs #I blame tumblr for only letting in 10 pieces of media per post #I AM ALWAYS FORCED TO PICK THE HIGHLIGHTS #The chaotic dumbassery almost always gets left behind #So I'm gonna call the day after a game the post game dumbassery day #Just bc it fits #ALSO THIS TEAM IS SO CHAOTIC #Honestly göteborg Y'all might have earned yourselves a dedicated fan #emily sonnett #p: emily sonnett #koppabergs/göteborg fc #t: koppabergs/göteborg fc #damallsvenskan #l: damallsvenskan #woso #My gifs #Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays #Come get yalls serotonin #Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin #sonny #sonnett #Sonnett Zoomies #saucy sonnett

[that-soccer-guru]

Alright kids im gonna keep stretching the content today bc we were starved for it last week

I call this segment, The Skill Sonnett Serotonin

For good defending, grab the body not the jersey and intercept the passes:

There's shake off your defender for a corner kick and then there's Sonny, embodying the ZOOM ZOOMS:

And finally my favorite one of the day

SKKKRRRTT SKKKRRRTTT SONNY:

YOU SEE THE ELEGANCE IN THAT TURN? *CHEFS KISS*

#emily sonnett #woso #sonny #sonny deserves the world #Skills Sonnett #the poise. the dumbassery. the elegance. the skill. *chefs kiss* #Skill Sonnett Serotonin #p: emily sonnett #koppabergs/göteborg fc #t: koppabergs/göteborg fc #l: damallsvenskan #damallsvenskan #My gifs #Fanseat #SKKRT SKKRT SONNETT #Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays #Come get yalls Serotonin #Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin

[that-soccer-guru]

I am looking RESPECTFULLY (x)

#p: emily sonnett #emily sonnett #koppabergs/göteborg fc #t: koppabergs/göteborg fc #The georgia peach is strong in this one #Look I am gay for Sonnett everyone knows this #I AM LOOKING RESPECTFULLY #emily sonnett instagram #kgfcsupportern #IG: @kgfcsupportern #The gift that keeps on giving #Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin #Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays #Come get yalls serotonin

[that-soccer-guru]

I don’t know if you are aware of this but Sonnett just SPAMMED her vsco account. The vibes are immaculate 10/10 would recommend viewing✨

Oh my God I wasn't aware but HOLY SHIT. Sonnett doesn't always give us content but when she does??? *chefs kiss*

The facts of the day: its Sunday and I am in love with ONE (1) Emily Sonnett (x)

#we didn't get Sonnett on the field but we got Sonnett online and that my kids is a win #Anon you're a hero #p: emily sonnett #Emily Sonnett #Emily Sonnett vsco #bagel bongo sonnett #Bagel bongo #Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays #pp: bagel bongo #thanks anon #anon asks #answering asks #sonnett side up answers

[that-soccer-guru]

Today's accompanying lectured is sponsored by the extra levels of dopamine in my brain

Sonnett Skills Compilation

1. Blink and you miss it grab the body nuisance

2. Keep it alive under pressure

3. Set Piece Zoomies

4. Quick GGing konga line skills

And my favorite, a teamwide dumbass scoring extravaganza. The inexplicable ability to make the hardest goals and miss the easy shots. Reader, I don't get it, but I enjoy it

Yes if you're wondering I did scream "HOW DID YOU MISS THAT"

#This team is every piece awesome and infuriating #Right up my alley #Except these girls actually win shit so I am not used to it #BUT WE STAN NONETHELESS #emily sonnett #p: emily sonnett #koppabergs/göteborg fc #t: koppabergs/göteborg fc #l: damallsvenskan #damallsvenskan #Tumblr still ruining perfectly good gifs #edited the gif bc quantity over quality thanks tumblr #My gifs #Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays #Come get yalls serotonin

[that-soccer-guru]

Sonny Sundays keep on giving Y'all

Here's the IG news of the day

If I'm not wrong (I'm my defense if I am I don't speak Swedish), they're doing a what you long for campaign. Ie. What you miss from getting to watch games live, and they're rocking the names of some of their fans who commented on what they long for! If I have it right, that's pretty dope.

We miss you 🖤 tell us what you long for (x)

And from Neverland Management (who also seem to be Rose's agency!) (x)

SONNETT SUNDAYS ARE ALIVE AND WELL

#Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays #Sonny Sundays #Come get yalls serotonin #koppabergs/göteborg fc #t: koppabergs/göteborg fc #emily sonnett #p: emily sonnett #Neverland Management #M: neverland #l: damallsvenskan #damallsvenskan #Göteborg FC Instagram #SM: Instagram

[that-soccer-guru]

Let’s make it official, Soft Swedish Serotonin Sonnett Saturgay

Anon, you're onto something. Idk who you are but you're the hero we need and deserve

IT'S DECIDED

We now have:

Soft Swedish Serotonin Sonnett Saturgays

and

Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays

I don't make the rules here, the weekends are first and foremost for Sonnett now.

#I'm even gonna save the tag to use from now on #Someone get this anon some cookies and a beer #Soft Swedish Serotonin Sonnett Saturgays #Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays #The weekends are first and foremost for Sonnett now #It's a rule I don't make them I just enforce them #I'M HERE TO PROVIDE ACCESS TO THE SEROTONIN #Come get yalls serotonin #sonnett side up answers #anon asks #thank you anon

[that-soccer-guru]

GAME INFO FOR THE WEEKEND!

Hello my fellow Sonnett Simps, here's your weekly reminder of the Göteborg game this weekend:

Sunday, September 13, 9AM EST

Kopparbergs/Göteborg FC v. Djurgården

If you're in the States you can watch the games either PPV or with a monthly subscription to fanseat (they have an app AND a website that is accessible here)

OR

Grab yourself a VPN, set your location to Sweden, and tune in to svtplay(.)se

#Sonnett Sponsored Serotonin Sungays #koppabergs/göteborg fc #t: koppabergs/göteborg fc #t: göteborg fc #Göteborg fc #Djurgårdens IF DFF #t: Djurgården IF DFF #Damallsvenskan #l: damallsvenskan #Svt play #Fanseat #Watch info #Come get yalls serotonin #That wonderful anon that spammed me for pics last time should be my new alarm bell brah 😂