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that-bitch-kat3 · 10 months

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sirius black: it’s a shame I have no taste for politics, because i was born for it. I mean i have great hair and I love lying.

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incorrectfandomsapphic · 10 months

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Horizon: Forbidden West #007

Source: Brooklyn 99

Aloy: I know you think my judgment is a bit clouded because I like Seyka a little bit, but- Zo: Aloy, you're doodling your wedding invitations. Aloy: No, this is our joint tombstones. Zo: Oh, my mistake.

#Horizon Forbidden West #Incorrect Horizon #Aloy #Aloy Sobeck #Zo #Seyka Mention #Incorrect Quotes #source brooklyn 99

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theunsinkablesappho · 6 months

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Oberon: Titania's gone. She's creeping her way to heaven. Luidaeg: Let's be honest, she's creeping her way back to hell.

#Source Brooklyn 99 #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect October Daye #October Daye #Oberon #Oberon King of Faerie #Luidaeg #The Luidaeg #Titania #Titania Queen of Faerie

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batfamgalore · 5 months

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*Bruce talking to Dick and Jason after a mission*

Bruce: Both of you have done exemplary work, which I appreciate.

Dick: And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators on your face.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #source: brooklyn 99

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violent138 · 27 days

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Dick, back from an undercover mission: "All right, fill me in. Tell me everything I missed."

Steph: "Won't take long. Only three things happened. Jason chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week."

Jason: "Lithen up, theeven. I'm Thorry, did I thay thumthing amuthing to you? Anther me, you thun of a birth!"

Duke: "Number two, Stephanie and Damian wore the same outfit to work one day."

Steph: "How does it look better on you?"

Jason: "And Bruce banned headphones while masks are on, due to the Tim Incident."

Tim, rolling his eyes, shouting across the Cave: "I like listening to music sometimes! Patrol gets boring!"

Dick: "Great recap."

#batfamily incorrect quotes #I'm on a roll tonight okay #now that I think about this for more than five seconds it makes so much more sense if you reverse Tim and Steph LMAO #i need to do something since I'm physically unable to sleep #batman #dc comics #batfamily #batman incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #damian wayne #tim drake #duke thomas

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 7 months

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Everyone: *chatting around the dining room table for a family dinner*

Tommy: *hands Y/N the salt*

Y/N: Thanks, dad

Everyone: *stops talking and stares*

Y/N: *confused* Why is everyone staring at me?

Ada: You just called Tommy ‘dad’. You said, ‘Thanks, dad’

Y/N: What? No! I said, ‘Thanks, bro’

Tommy: Do you see me as a father figure, N/N?

Y/N: Pftt- no! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me!

John: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Y/N: I didn’t call him ‘dad’!

Tommy: No, no, Y/N, I take it as a compliment

Arthur: It’s no big deal. I called Linda ‘mom’ once and she’s my wife!

Y/N: Guys, jump on that! Arthur has psycho issues!!

Finn: Old news. But you called Tommy ‘dad’

Y/N: Guys, for the last time, I didn’t call Tommy ‘dad’!

Tommy: That’s alright, I believe you-

Y/N: *sighs in relief* Thank you

Tommy: -daughter. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Y/N:

Y/N: *tears up* I'd like that

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 4 months

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Dazai : Hey.

Chuuya : How'd you find me ?

Dazai : july 14th, 2016. Demon Prodigy dazai osamu and king of sheep Nakahara Chuuya conducted our first partnership. This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me.

Chuuya : Dazai.

Dazai : The day that you stepped on me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

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underqualified-human · 8 months

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*Ace watching as Yuu and Grimm sort through an entire stove-sized box of Valentine's Day letters/gifts*

Ace: What do you do to them? Yuu: Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #source: brooklyn 99 #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #x reader #twst x reader #aries incorrect #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland incorrect quote #twst incorrect quote

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veryberryjelly · 7 months

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gone to shit

pairing : jake peralta x fem!reader

prompt : "can i have one more hug?" "aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

your day had been going too well for it to continue.

you had gotten to your local coffee shop before it got too busy, gotten up to the bullpen without getting catcalled by some jackass outside and you and your boyfriend were the only ones in the office which was nice.

it was quiet and the first 30 minutes your day was spent sat opposite jake just talking until your friends and colleagues filtered in through the elevator.

and then everything came crashing down.

multiple people in the holding cell caused the bullpen to be filled with noise which was unsettling.

the coffee you had gotten this morning spilled over your desk and your lap.

your phone had died half way through a conversation with your sister and you knew she wouldn't appreciate it seeming like you hung up on her.

and you had misfiled some evidence and had to talk to holt to fix it.

you hoped he would be in a good mood so this wouldn't end up with you getting reamed out.

unfortunately that was not the case.

while he didnt yell you could sense the annoyance & slight disappointment in his tone as he told you do leave so he could deal with it.

and you did leave.

but instead of heading back to your desk you went to the evidence lock up, heading towards the back corner and sinking down onto the floor, the cool surface bringing you out of your head very slightly.

but it wasnt enough to stop the hot burning tears from falling from your eyes.

this wasnt something you should be getting so upset about, there were people in the world that had it a lot worse than you and here you were crying over the tiniest things.

just because they had happened in quick succession it felt so overwhelming.

you were way too in your own head to notice your name being called quietly into the room.

it was only when you saw a set of shoes infront of you that your attention was pulled from the spiralling thoughts in your head.

your hands instantly lifted to wipe at your cheeks to try and pass it off like you weren't crying.

" woah woah, hey. what's wrong, babe? "

the sound of jake's voice did not relax you as much as usual.

you shook your head, trying to shake off this awful tightness in your chest but that did nothing to calm jake's worry.

he crouched down beside you momentarily before sitting down next to you, knowing that his gaze on you could overwhelm you even further.

his arm dropped to around your shoulders and your head instantly dropped down onto the soft fabric of his hoodie.

" you wanna tell me why you're hiding in the evidence lock up ?" he asked, his fingertips running over the fabric of your shirt.

" everything was just going so well this morning and then i spilled my coffee, the holding cell is so full of jackasses, my phone died and then i misfiled some evidence... it all just went to shit "

his small motions on your shoulder were calming you slightly but not by much, your shoulders were still shaking and you couldnt bring yourself to take a full breath.

jake didn't reply for a few moments but his fingertips kept tracing shapes over your shoulder.

" ok, well these are all easy fixes. rosa has a charger in her desk she'll let you use, the holding cell is thinning out really quickly and you left a spare pair of jeans at my apartment a couple days ago and i brought them to give back to you, so you can change into those. "

how he managed to solve all of your problems so quickly you'll never know, but you were just so grateful.

you turned your body further into his, smiling softly when he wrapped his arm tighter around you and pressed a short kiss onto the top of your head.

" thank you "

" you're welcome, babe " he said quietly.

both of you remained sat on the floor of the evidence lock up for a couple more minutes before jake moved to stand and lead both of you back to the bullpen.

before he could take you outside you pulled him back by his hand, a soft and playful pout resting on your lips.

"can i have one more hug?" you asked, tilting your head back to look up at him.

a grin spread across his face.

"aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

you quickly closed the two feet between the two of you and wrapped your arms around his torso, your head buried against his chest.

another 5 minutes were spent surrounded by weapons in boxes just hugging your boyfriend.

but when you returned to the bullpen, everything seemed a little bit better

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mjbythebay · 11 days

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Damian: did you get my report on the Finley murders

Dick: uh yeah, I looked it over nice work

Damian: thanks dad

Everyone in the cave:

Damian: why is everyone staring at me

Tim: you called Dick dad

Tim: you said 'thanks dad'

Damian: no I didn't. If anything I said thanks man

Dick: do you see me as a father figure Damian?

Damian: no! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Jason: hey! Show your father some respect!

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lu-cider · 5 months

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started rewatching b99 recently (for the fifth-sixth time now) and the moment this scene came on I KNEW what I was about to do so here we are

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incorrectfandomsapphic · 7 months

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Horizon: Forbidden West #091

Source: Brooklyn 99

Aloy: I am not afraid to be alone with my thoughts, my thoughts are awesome.. Aloy: ..my father never loved me, I’m going to die alone. Aloy: Well that happened fast.

#horizon forbidden west #incorrect horizon #incorrect quotes #aloy #aloy sobeck #Source Brooklyn 99

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nerdasaurus1200 · 2 months

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Angel: Ahh, come on AL, the hotel isn’t the problem. The night shift’s forcing you and the Big Apple to be around each other. You guys just need to bone.

Charlie: Myehhh….

Alastor:

Lucifer: What did you say?

Charlie: Don’t say it again, Ang-

Angel: I said you guys need to bone. *makes a lewd gesture*

Lucifer: 🧐 *starts looking up “what does bone mean”*

Alastor: *his voice is getting more radio* Howwww dare you Angel Dust, I am YOUR HOTEL HOST!!

*five minutes later*

Lucifer: *full demon* BONE?!

Alastor: What happens in my bedroom, Anthony, is none of your business!

Lucifer: BOOOOONE?!

Charlie: *clutching herself rocking back and forth*

Alastor: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.

Lucifer: Or me!!

Charlie: ….Why did you do that???

Angel: The boys were pent up. Now they know. Problem solved.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #alastor #lucifer morningstar #angel dust #charlie morningstar #radioapple

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incorrect-spiderverse · 6 months

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Hobie: "Come on mate, the strategy thing isn't the problem. Night shifts are keeping you awake. You just need to bone."

Gwen: [chuckles nervously]

Miguel: "What did you say?"

Gwen: "Don't say it again."

Hobie: "I said you just need to go bone."

Gwen: [whimpers]

Miguel: "How dare you, Hobie Brown. I aM YoUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!!!",

[five minutes later]

Miguel, shouting: "Bone!!!"

[ten minutes later]

Miguel, sternly: "What happens in my bedroom, Hobie, is none of your business."

[twenty-one minutes later]

Miguel, shouting: "Bone?!"

[forty minutes later]

Miguel, calmly: "Don't ever speak to me like that again."

#source: brooklyn 99 #source: b99 #spiderverse #into spider verse #into the spiderverse #into the spider verse #spiderverse hobie #hobie brown #spiderverse miguel #miguel o'hara #gwen stacy #spiderverse gwen #spider gwen #spidergwen #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse

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batfamgalore · 8 months

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*Jason is trying to give Dick advice after Bruce didn’t believe Dick could capture the Riddler on his own*

Jason: The point is, you can use this. There are benefits to being underestimated.

Dick: You’re right. There are benefits to being underestimated. You can get away with anything.

*far off look*

Jason: Dick? Are you going to kill the Riddler?

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #ed nygma #incorrect dc quotes #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: brooklyn 99

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military-newsboys · 3 months

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Mav: We can make this work! We’re Romeo and Juliet! Ice: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet! That play ends in a tragic double suicide. Mav: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

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