#Source: Friends

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Wylan, coming home some time post-Crooked Kingdom: Hello, people who do not live here

Nina, Inej, and Kaz: Hi

Wylan: I gave you a key for emergencies

Nina: We were out of Doritos

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[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Sel: You take two hours to eat a bowl of soup.

Valec: Oh please, you inhale your food.

Sel: I grew up with Nick. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.

#legendborn #incorrect legendborn quotes #the legendborn cycle #selwyn kane #nick davis #valechaz #source: friends

[lucky-bishova-42]

*Kate walks in, Natasha talking on the phone*

Natasha: I will call you back.

*Natasha hangs up the phone*

Kate: Who was that?

Natasha: It’s just the pizza place.

Kate, shocked: You hung up on the pizza place?!?

Natasha:

Kate: I don’t hang up on YOUR friends.

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[zootopiathingz]

Cherri: really? Husk?

Angel: really? Sir Pentious?

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[nerdasaurus1200]

Bilbo: Hello people who don’t live here.

Thorin’s Company: Hello Bilbo!

Bilbo: I gave you that key for emergencies.

Bofur: We ran out of biscuits

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[qsmpincorrect]

Tubbo: if you could bring back one dinosaur from extinction, what one would it be?

Etoiles: There's a whole movie franchise telling us why we should not do this...

Etoiles: Anyway, that being said, it would be SICK to have ankylosaurus as a war mount!

#qsmp incorrect quotes #qsmp #qsmp tubbo #qsmp etoiles #source: friends

[batfamgalore]

Tim: All right, check out this bad boy.

*opens big new computer*

Tim: Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

Steph: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?

Tim: Games and stuff.

#batman #dc #robin #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #red robin #steph brown #spoiler #source: friends

[fabuloustrash05]

Angel Dust, about Husk: He’s just so attractive…

Cherri: Really? The bar tender?

Angel Dust: Really?? Sir Pentious???

Cherri: …Touché.

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[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

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[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: You take two hours to eat a bowl of soup.

Tim: Oh please, you inhale your food.

Dick: I grew up with Jason. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.

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[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Kaz: *is reading the paper*

Jesper: Can I see the comics?

Kaz: This is the New York Times

Jesper: Okay… may I see the comics?

#source: friends #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #Matthias helvar #kaz and jesper #soc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #incorrect grishaverse #incorrect grisha quotes

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Date of birth?

Natasha: December 3rd, 1984.

Y/N: Age?

Natasha: Can't you figure that out based on my date of birth?

Y/N: ....I'm a superhero, Natasha, not a mathematician.

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[waterfire1848]

[ The Batfamily out at a stand up comedy event in Metropolis. ]

Comedian: Where are you all from?

Bruce: Gotham.

Comedian: I’m sorry.

Bruce, a little louder: Gotham.

Comedian: No, I heard. I’m just sorry.

#incorrect quotes #source: friends #bruce wayne #Batman #dick grayson #Nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #Robin #duke thomas #signal #cassandra cain #orphan #stephanie brown #spoiler #harper row #bluebird #cullen row #kate kane #batwoman #Alfred Pennyworth

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: You know, I was thinking, what if I, uh, unpack here?

Y/N: Then all of your stuff would be here.

Natasha: Well, what if all of my stuff was here?

Y/N: Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, I mean, it doesn’t make any sense.

Natasha:  Okay…

Natasha: What if we live together and you understand what I’m saying?

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[hoarder-of-dragons]

Aziraphale: And then he, uh and then he kissed me. Michael, who is so done at this point: Tongue? Aziraphale: Yeah. Uriel: Cool, now anyways the Second Coming- Aziraphale: But like, he had about 6000 years to do it, well I mean the arrangement started maybe 1500 years ago but- The rest of Angels: *groans*

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[familiar-anonymous]

Jesper is happy to be Wylan's sugarbaby✨

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