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#Source: Gravity Falls
scarlett-vixen · 11 months
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*All the brothers entering Lucifer’s study*
Asmo: You wanted to see us Lucifer?
*Lucifer’s chair turns around revealing MC*
MC: Lucifer is no longer with us
Beel, dropping to his knees: HE’S DEAD???? NO! IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!!
MC: WHOA! Beel!! Lucifer isn’t dead, he’s on vacation for three days!
Beel, wiping tears away and standing: Thank you for the clarification….
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Yelena: What's your favorite color?
Y/N: Natasha.
Y/N: Wait, what was the question again?
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disgracefulthings · 1 month
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Wei Wuxian: My brother still misses me...
Wei Wuxian: But his aim is getting better!
Sounds of Zidian cracking and Jiang Cheng screaming in the distance
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ktkat99 · 11 months
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Alternate way Bruce could have found out Red Hood was Jason
Bruce and Dick watching surveillance footage of Red Hood raiding one of their safe houses
Dick- I know you think this guy's Jason, but you're wrong. There's no way
Red Hood, dropping the box of weapons he's stealing on his foot- WAFFLES AND FUDGE BISCUITS!!
Red Hood, freezing and looking around- Wait. I'm alone. Alfred's not here. I can curse for real!!
Red Hood, taking a very excited deep breath- SON OF A
Dick, turning off the camera- ... Okay. It's him...
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sdv-said-what · 3 months
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Kent's not taking any chances since facing horrors of every kind in the war.
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zootopiathingz · 18 days
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Vaggie: don’t stay up too late, Charlie. Last time you were this sleep-deprived you tried to eat your own shirt.
Charlie, chewing on her shirt:
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sleeplessdreamer14 · 1 year
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(you and Donnie finally get together)
Mikey: (watching from afar) Spirit of love, we did it!
Splinter: (pops up) Yes yes, I am so happy :)
Leo: Have you been following us this whole time?
Splinter: Purple’s love life is my new favorite soap opera.
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Glamrock Freddy: I’m so sorry, Bonnie. It’s me that they want. I’ll distract them while Gregory keeps you safe! It’s the only way!
Glamrock Bonnie: Freddy, this is a child.
Gregory: *Waves*
Glamrock Freddy, running off: THE ONLY WAY!
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batkidsaremadkids · 1 year
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Jason babysitting Damian while everyone is out of town
Damian: I'm going to a dive bar in crime alley to confront an axe murderer suspect.
Jason: Seems like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing.... Good thing I'm a brother! Avenge them!!
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Wendy: Master, is that legal?
Makarov: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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Wei Wuxian, taking the juniors on a night hunt: Remember kids, when there's no elders around, anything's legal!
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mamaspidershit · 4 months
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Natasha: For example, just by smelling your breath I can tell you've been eating- Natasha:
Natasha: an entire tube of toothpaste?
Peter: ... It was so sparkly...
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incorrecthatchetfield · 6 months
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Ted: Somebody's in love!
Pete: Yeah, right. I just think Steph and Richie are cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about them.
[Later]
Pete, that night: Uh oh.
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uncorrectintamed · 1 year
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Jiang Cheng: What's your favorite color?
Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan.
Wei Wuxian: Wait, what was the question again?
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Sam: what's your favorite colour?
Dean: Cas
Dean: sorry what was the question?
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Howdy: *takes a deep breath* Easy, Howdy. Catch the trespasser and protect the supplies. Simple. What's that noise?
????: *a floor tile pops off the floor, revealing a dark figure climbing out of an underground tunnel*
Howdy: Freeze! *flashlight lands on-* Barnaby?!
Barnaby: *covered in dirt* I, uh... I'm sleepwalking! Also now I'm sleep-talking...
Howdy: *gasps in betrayal* You! You're the one destroying my supplies?
Barnaby: What? No! My crime is a lot better than that. *pulls out a tent* I'm gonna be first in line for Charlie Chaplin's autobiography. I can't wait to show it off to Sal!
Howdy: *opens his mouth to protest, before a crash distracts him*
Julie: *trying to hide behind a shelf* Ah...
Howdy: Julie? Is there anyone not breaking into my store tonight?! What, is Wally here too?!
Wally: *falls through the cieling* I'm okay.
Howdy: *refusing to look at him* Go home, Wally.
Wally: *agreeably* Okay. *walks out the door*
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