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incorrectdnb · 1 year
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Meet the Conbis
I was feeling punny when I made this, so this is an original quote I came up with myself.
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Delirium Conbi: Hey, Manbi. I’d like to introduce you to my fellow Conbis.
(Delirium motions to Providence)
Delirium Conbi: This is Providence Conbi.
Providence Conbi: I was just in a place in the mortal world called “Rhode Island” and quite enjoyed it. Ever heard of it?
(Delirium motions to Nemesis)
Delirium Conbi: This is Nemesis Conbi.
Nemesis Conbi: I WILL KILL YOU!!!
(Delirium motions to Condescending)
Delirium Conbi: This is Condescending Conbi.
Condescending Conbi: What Nemesis means to say is that you look absolutely ridiculous.
(Delirium motions to Contentment)
Delirium Conbi: This is Contentment Conbi.
Contentment Conbi: You want some weed?
Manbi: No thanks.
(A toilet nearby flushes as Hazardous walks out of the bathroom)
Delirium Conbi: That’s Hazardous Conbi.
Hazardous Conbi: I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.
(Delirium motions to Departure)
Delirium Conbi: And that right there is Departure Conbi.
Departure Conbi: I’m sorry, but I have to leave now or I will be late.
(Departure leaves)
Delirium Conbi: And when I’m with them, I’m Delirium Conbi.
Manbi: Why do they call you that?
(Delirium smokes some weed with Contentment)
Delirium Conbi: Wuh wuzzat?
(The Conbis and Manbi hear screaming as yet another Conbi crashes into the room)
Providence Conbi: Ah, Departure, you’re back.
Fallen Conbi: Oh, Departure had a flight to catch. I’m Fallen Conbi and I can’t get up.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months
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ROSE: Don't you understand!? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet!
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Gandra: Hey, Fenton.
Fenton: *on the phone* Hey, Gandra—
Bradford: *also on the phone* WHY IS— NO. You CAN'T be talking to Fenton anymore. You're not talking to Fenton.
Gandra: You're not my DAD, don't fucking tell me what to DO!
Bradford: *still on the phone* STOP CALLING FENTON ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE.
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pancakeke · 4 months
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people reposting me to reddit has gotten annoying. why are you taking my jokes and putting them on another website that I also use. like let me do that and try to be funny yourself.
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Sabo: Excuse me, become thinner.
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bsptourist · 10 months
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n7punk · 8 months
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the tension between me and my nemesis (the reseller marking up she-ra merch and trying to make it seem rarer by claiming it's con exclusive when it's for sale brand new right now) who i am only just barely holding myself back from sending a very passive-aggressive message
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nhaneh · 14 days
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funny thing is I don't really have any interest in hoarding knowledge or resources for myself in any way, I'm just bad at publishing stuff because I feel like that'd require a bit more stringent quality control than what I might expect of something made largely for my own use.
sometimes I think maybe I should set up something like a google drive or a git or something to just throw my personal- and work-in-progress stuff for people who are interested, but I dunno what limits for space or bandwidth or anything are like.
like I'm sure some people would possibly find the ColorSet unpacker python script useful?? It kinda sucks through and I want to make a better version of it and maybe one that could work as a standalone executable instead? and possibly a packer counterpart to the unpacker?? But also I keep thinking like "would this even be useful to anyone lmao??"
in theory you could probably make some kind of art program plugin that does all of this for you - even the bit with loading actual colorset information into layered colorset pairs, but I mean that's a lot of effort and I still largely use a 20+ year old version of Paint Shop Pro myself so...
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kariachi · 7 months
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One of the things that gets me about the 'Vilgax possessed Kevin to build the Antitrix' theory (and it is a theory at best, the closest thing we have to evidence is his claiming Kevin was a 'vessel' with which to build it, but that can just as easily be read as 'I tossed the blueprints at you so you'd build it and it'd be ready when I got back', and the latter would make a lot more sense given if he'd possessed Kevin to get it done then why fucking let him keep a hold of it? why not hide it somewhere and then kill the kid? not like he's got some moral stance against it, and it would mean less hassle getting it back) is that this isn't something we see Vilgax do. Ever. We've seen weird shit with Vilgax and dreams in OS (and given Duncan Rouleou has stated that shit was due to being bound by fragments of Vilgax's DNA in the Omnitrix if we can already assume either that shit was expanded on or that even pre-watch there was Something going on with Kevin), but at no point are we ever given any indication that he can fucking possess people (which you'd think would have been utilized at some point before).
Like, the 'Vilgax either purposefully provided Kevin with the blueprints through a dream either so that it could be premade when he returned or accidentally provided the blueprints while for some reason fucking around in fuckers' heads and was saved face when somebody actually managed to build it by claiming it was on purpose' theory requires us to believe that Vilgax utilized a power other versions of him have already been shown to have to, on purpose or not, provide the blueprints he had already for the Antitrix to Kevin- who we see in the sequel series is a skilled mechanic and engineer and are shown during the reboot was already doing engineering as a child and regularly continued working on, fixing, and improving the Antitrix over the course of the show- who then built it.
Meanwhile the 'Vilgax possessed Kevin and built the Antitrix himself' theory requires us to believe that Vilgax pulled out a new power, off-screen, and used it the one time to not only possess an actual child with all the material access limitations that comes with but also for some reason leaves the resulting watch with the child, opening himself up to things like the risk of him breaking it and giving himself an added hassle as far as getting his hands on the damn thing when he did get back, rather than just hiding the watch somewhere safe and offing the witness.
So yeah, I'm going with the former.
#personally i'm of the 'vilgax purposefully showed off the blueprints but didn't expect anybody to actual be able to work with them' camp#like- after his attempt to get the power core he needed to make the things went as south as possible he decided to poke around some heads#got his little dreamwalker mitts on the best engineering minds to see if he could rubber duck off them to work out some ideas#for things on earth he could use to build a suitable substitute power source#only to find out when he got to earth that one of the fuckers had actually managed to understand the blueprints enough#and either worked out a suitable enough powersource or understood what vilgax came up with#and made his own#cue going 'oh hey that makes shit so much easier' but also playing it up like his plan all along#because like hell he's admitting this *human child* surprised him#it doesn't require him to pull out new off-screen powers or to be enough of a fool that he just leaves shit with random kids for no good re#and doesn't let the sort've fuckers that brush off any sign kevin has more than two brain cells linger around coming up with excuses#once had a fucker honestly come onto one of my posts and claim that *ben* at 16 had *clearly* modded the omnitrix in UA#because there was no way the member of the team that is *regularly shown* working with machines and tech was smart enough to#because 'good at math' apparently overrides 'the tech guy' status if the alternative is kevin being intelligent#fuckers in this fandom describing kevin as 'a passable mechanic' and they expect me to take their asses seriously
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Lila: Ah, William! I hope you don't mind I played for you while you were gone. Don't worry, I only lost twice. William: You took over for two minutes...we're playing Monopoly... Lila: I made a few risky investments. Tanya: She tried to build, and I quote, "a tower worthy of my greatness" by stacking twenty hotels on top of jail.
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problematickincalls1 · 11 months
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heya, I go by Ciel and have some headmates who have been looking for people who are from the hit Dreamalgia's oddity obscura verse, we got Bailey (she/they/he/him) and Ash (they them) both are not like their source, Bailey is just a hyperactive fictive who is HIGHLY social and Ash is uhhhh ash. we havea discord NullifiedTowne#9755 and are 17+ until next year where the body turns 18, if discord doesnt work we also have twitt
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months
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Sollux: why do you have three laptop2?
Karkat: I DON’T.
Sollux: there’2 more?
Karkat: NO, THESE THREE LAPTOPS ARE, IN FACT, ONE COMPUTER.
Sollux: how 2o?
Karkat: ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF THE CLUSTER?
Sollux: I fiix computer2 for a liiviing, karkat. ii have more tech certiifiicatiion2 than you have teeth. ii a22ure you, ii’m quiite famiiliiar wiith the concept of the clu2ter.
Karkat: ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF A CLUSTER THAT WON’T WORK UNLESS ALL THE MEMBER COMPUTERS ARE TURNED ON SIMULTANEOUSLY?
Sollux: okay, 2ee, that’2 le22 of a clu2ter and more of a clu2terfuck.
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SkekGra: [does something bad]
UrGoh: Hey!
UrGoh: [angrily kisses skekGra's forehead]
UrGoh: Don't... do that... again!
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senotsuri · 2 years
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Okay, so I'd like to delve more on the Vestals being plant-like. You mentioned they use photosynthesis through their skin, so tactile-wise, would they feel similar to that of a plant or a mammal's? You also mentioned something about them being more built for sprint-hunting? So does that mean Vestals hunt like Earth's cheetahs do? I tried googling what sprint-hunting was, but the results gave me non-answers. Lastly, if Vestal diets are meat-focused, what dishes do they cook, and which of Vestal's fauna is used as livestock.
I think their skin feels mammalian, but the fine hairs on their skin (like the fine hairs humans have) are more... feelable? Like how you can tell if a leaf has little needly hairs. Hairy leaves feel very hairy, if that makes sense?
That comes from LiterallyThePresident on AO3 (they have a tumblr, under a different name, but I'm not sure if they're ok with having their tumblr mentioned =v=;;), who wrote the Connection series. In that, specifically the medical focused Beat, we find out that LTP's Vestals have two hearts and smaller lungs. The two hearts would suggest more circulation than a human (an endurance hunter), which is perfect for sprinting and still getting blood/oxygen to the body's cells so they function.
Sprint hunters don't stalk their prey for miles until they're exhausted like Endurance hunters do. Instead they stalk up close, preferably camoflaged, and then sprint at their prey, either to catch them off guard, or give chase to their prey (of which is likely fast enough for an actual chase.) I wouldn't say they're as bad at hunting as cheetahs are (low percentage of successful hunts), but that's down to the fact that they could make tools decently easily given opposable thumbs.
As for livestock... hard to say. Vestal itself is a ecumenopolis, a singular city that encases a whole planet, and aerial images in scenes show very little grass. The most grass Vestal has is seemingly on Klaus' small floating island. But, there are huge reservoirs easily visible. One or two might be dedicated to aquatic fauna?
Current Vestals probably thrive on synthetic (but close to the source as possible) meats of ancient prey species, and whatever Vestals oceans had (whale, fish, turtle, crab, so on so forth.)
Honestly vestals would go mad for scampi, fish soup, and calamari, amongst other seafood-based dishes.
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stinkrascal · 2 years
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my game is still doing the infinite loading screen glitch no matter what i do, save for take out my entire build/buy folder. i think my game is just overloaded with mods, so i’ll probably have to purge and rebuild my mods folder, or wait until i can update my computer so it’s stronger. idk what else to do
#i have a headache#im so upset about this :( i wanted to take screenshots so bad#i had such a cute idea for a post and i cant even execute it bc my game only works when i take out a significant portion of mods#i thought maybe there were conflicts but i did the 50/50 method and couldnt replicate the glitch#and i used mod conflict detector to delete 10gb of mods but im still getting the glitch#it only happens when i have my full folder in#granted it is 117 gbs lmfao but i need the stuff for storytelling#every other storyteller uses intense cc builds and i love that style! i love making realistic lots#the idea of having to go minimalist makes me so upset. building is so much fun for me#im just really upset over this. i dont know when i’ll be able to post again#this year ive only made like maybe ten posts it makes me feel awful :(#i love my story so much. it is my greatest source of comfort#being unable to create puts such a huge hole in my chest#im gonna try to save the cc from my builds like the straud house/farm and my characters homes#and then delete the rest of the cc and probably only download lots from very specific people to keep my bb to a minimum#but i just hate having to do that bc im scared i’ll delete something i really needed#i just hate change so much it literally ruins my day lol my head HURTS#so i guess i’ll be on an indefinite story hiatus until i can sort this out. :(#sorry im always complaining on here its just that literally nothing ever goes right lol
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joculatrixster · 2 years
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it confounds me how ppl can see link as a frat boy when this man is so clearly a theater kid throughout most of his lives it hurts and when he’s NOT he is very very obviously one of the weird kid tms that ate bugs 
#listen its hard to look for good zelda fics then yall write a linka s like. an immature middle school white boy#pls for the love of god understnad link has shown to be a stubborn and combative but also silly compassionate and empthetic#link would not bully anyone eles or tease them for obvoius insecurties no link would push someone's boundaries too hard or be discrimanatig#i mean FUCK oot link had every reasoin to hate the gerudo yet litterly is a gerudo! he fuckign befriended them and nabooru#multipel links have cross dressed or wear very femnmine clothing! multiple links are gnc or have gnc friends!#mmost of them were litterly children when they started their jounery and thsoe that were not have faught beside or know a powerful child#they would fuckign not baby a yougner link! theyd support him and be portectiver sure but not baby#ok this is jsut me rantign about lu characterzation huh#i have Many Issues w/ the way the au portrays the links tho msot of it is amplified by how the fandom here dadopted thsoe quirks#could write a whole eassy on how other simular aus somehow can avoid makign them all so painfully nerytypical cishet white boys but yeah#rant#rant over nowe#mod trix#if i ever sghre my own link hcs when i amke stuff for the zeldas i need u all to udnerstand#links would never be so fucking annyoing or bland as lu or some lu fics#dont get me wrogn some lu fics and fans make them so very perfect but the source matrial of the au is clearly not where they got these idea#i have so many feeligns on link as a character and how differnt yet simualr every link is dont test me
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