#Source: Poorly Drawn Lines

[ladymiraclewings]

Angel Dust: It's time I start learning from my mistakes. Husk, what was the last mistake I made?

Husk: You smoked all Sir Pentious's weed, ate a whole pizza, and fell asleep for six hours in the middle of a Tuesday.

Angel Dust: No... I did that on purpose.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #husk #angel dust #sir pentious #source: poorly drawn lines

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Dumbledore: You can thank me later.

Newt: You haven't done anything yet...

Dumbledore: Which is why I can't accept your thanks right now.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: poorly drawn lines #harry potter #hp #fantastic beasts and where to find them #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect fantastic beast quotes #albus dumbledore #albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore #newt scamander #newton artemis fido scamander

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Stacy: I want to be more decisive.

Candace: About what?

Stacy: I don’t know, there’s so many options.

#phineas and ferb #pnf #candace flynn #stacy hirano #source: poorly drawn lines

[milfloverobisanya]

sam: people underestimate me.

jamie: people overestimate me.

colin: that must be nice. no one estimates me at all. they just say, "oh, look at that man. i have no estimates about him."

#source: poorly drawn lines #ted lasso #afc richmond #afc himbos #incorrect ted lasso #incorrect quotes #richmond till we die #jamie tartt #colin hughes #sam obisanya #qew

[incorrectuksies]

davey, trying to calm himself down: tomorrow is a new day.

katherine: today’s a new day too. it just started.

davey: no. this one’s done.

katherine: it’s 9 am.

davey: i’m over it.

#davey jacobs #katherine plumber #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: poorly drawn lines

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Nigel: Rate your problems! I’m having…

Serena: A hard day.

Andy: A tough week.

Miranda: A difficult month.

Emily: A trying existence.

#the devil wears prada #incorrect quotes #incorrect dwp quotes #nigel kipling #serena (dwp) #andy sachs #miranda priestly #emily charlton #source: poorly drawn lines

[montgomerydadbodyscotty]

Bones: I don’t like to complain.

Kirk: What about all the complaining you do?

Bones: I hate every minute of it.

#source: poorly drawn lines #incorrect star trek #incorrect quotes #star trek tos #star trek aos #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #mckirk

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Please rate me.

Tav: Four stars.

Astarion, frowning: Out of the infinite stars of all the galaxies?

Tav, raising an eyebrow: Out of, like, five.

#source: poorly drawn lines #‘four stars how dare you I am several million AT LEAST’ #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #astarion

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Jennifer: You’ve been through a lot, I’ll give you that.

Kate: I have?

Jennifer: Yeah, look at you. Look at you up close. You’re messed up.

Kate: I am?

#source: poorly drawn lines #jennifer walters #jennifer walters incorrect quotes #she hulk #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Haibara: Kuroba-kun, Kudou-kun got kidnapped.

Kaito: Again? How much do they want for him?

Haibara: Ten thousands yen.

Kaito: That seems cheap.

Haibara: It’s a good deal.

Kaito: Do we have to pay for shipping?

Haibara: Two thousand yen shipping.

Kaito: See? That’s where they get you.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #kuroba kaito #edogawa conan #haibara ai #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcmk #source: poorly drawn lines

[huneyseven]

Jumin: V, do you ever feel, like, a sense of sadness?

V: Jumin, listen to me. I'm at least 25% sadness constantly as a baseline.

#jumin han #jihyun kim #mysme jumin #mysme jihyun #mysme v #mystic messenger #incorrect mystic messenger #incorrect mystic messenger quotes #incorrect mysme quotes #source: poorly drawn lines

[ladymiraclewings]

Stolas: Maybe if I just stand here, no one will notice me. Andrealphus: Hey, you idiot! I noticed you stand weird!

#helluva boss #helluva boss incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #stolas #andrealphus #source: poorly drawn lines

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Fred: It's time I start learning from my mistakes. George, what was the last mistake I made?

George: You smoked all Lee's weed, ate a whole pizza, and fell asleep for six hours in the middle of a Tuesday.

Fred: No... I did that on purpose.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: poorly drawn lines #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #fred weasley #george weasley #weasley twins #lee jordan

[incorrectdevilquotes]

Linda: Lucifer, do you ever feel, like, a sense of sadness?

Lucifer: Doctor, listen to me, bro. I'm at least 25% sadness constantly as a baseline.

#incorrect lucifer quotes #lucifer #lucifer netflix #lucifer morningstar #dr. linda martin #source: poorly drawn lines

[milfloverobisanya]

beard: it’s kinda hot out for a leather jacket.

roy: i look rad.

beard: you look pallid and sick

roy: yeah sick as fuck.

#source: poorly drawn lines #ted lasso #afc richmond #incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #coach beard #roy kent #maybe this one’s out of character but it makes me laugh

[incorrectuksies]

davey: i want to be more decisive.

katherine: about what?

davey: i don’t know, there’s so many options.

#davey jacobs #katherine plumber #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: poorly drawn lines