#Source: The Good Place

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Jason: No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

[earlier]

Comm. Gordon: Commissioner Gordon speaking.

Jason: Is your refrigerator running?

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I love you, okay?!?

Y/N: The words are nice, but the tone is scary.

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[bisexual-cryptid]

steve, after they fight inter dimensional monsters: we have fun don’t we?

eddie, visibly shaking: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#source: the good place #incorrect quotes #stranger things #st4 #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steve x eddie #steveddie

[uncorrectintamed]

Jin Ling: Why should I listen to you?

Lan Jingyi: Because I'm your nicest friend-no wait, that's Sizhui.

Lan Jingyi: I'm your smartest friend-no again, that's also Sizhui.

Lan Jingyi: I'm your friend!

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #jin ling #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #incorrect quotes #zack stop you're gonna get in trouble #source: the good place

[cyber-streak-2]

Megatron: So, your plan failed?

Rodimus: It didn’t fail. It was pre-successful.

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: the good place #Rodimus #Rodimus Prime #Megatron #IDW1 #MTMTE #mtmte #ll #With Novafire-is-thinking

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: I haven’t been this happy since..

Leo: ...

Leo: Oh wow, I’ve never been happy.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the good place #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo

[caslutz]

Keeley: I’ve broken up with dozens of people, and all of them got over it.

Rebecca: Actually, none of your exes have ever gotten over you.

Keeley: You’re damn right they didn’t.

#shoutout to roy and jamie #but can you actually blame them? #keeley jones #rebecca welton #roy kent #jamie tartt #royjamiekeeley #ted lasso #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: the good place

[imdefyingmavity]

Vaggie: Lucifer, sir, we're glad you're here for Charlie but we have a couple of questions for you.

Angel: Yeah, like if you're the devil, why are you not wearing Prada?!

#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #source: the good place #vaggie #lucifer morningstar #angel dust #hazbin hotel

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Astarion: It’s not a joke.

Astarion: *sniffles*

Astarion: I’m a legit snack.

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[audhd-nightwing]

Peter B: We have fun, don’t we Miguel?

Miguel: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: I got you something that will make you happy. I call them "Opposite Tortures."

Tim: You mean presents?

Damian: Yes, that's better, thank you.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Jennifer: Wait, you two are sleeping together?

Y/N: Only when we’re done having sex…

Natasha: [facepalms]

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[strangerthingsquotes]

Steve: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Billy: No it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

[a few hours earlier]

Hopper [answering his desk phone]: Chief speaking.

Billy: Is your refrigerator running?

Hopper while still on the phone turning to glare at Billy:

#stranger things #steve harrington #billy hargrove #harringrove #jim hopper #chief hopper #source: the good place

[iwannabealice]

bart: i scratched off the lottery ticket, and i won $18,000!

conner: wow

cassie: that’s amazing!

tim: better luck next time

bart:

tim: yeah, sorry, from context, i see that is actually a large sum of money

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[george-the-pumpkin]

Lucy [doing an impression of Kipps]: I'm Quill Kipps. I mock others to distract myself from the emptiness inside me.

Kipps: That's fair. That's a fair hit.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lockwood and co #incorrect lockwood and co quotes #lockwood and co #lucy carlyle #quill kipps #source: the good place

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

I always listen to Ami. She's very kind and clever, and she looks like one of those owls that went to college.

Usagi

#sailor moon #incorrect sailor moon #usagi tsukino #source: the good place