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Pinoko: Hey Doc, can you do that thing that makes me happy?
Black Jack: (*smiles*)
Pinoko, teary eyed: Thanks.
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Pazu: You look beautiful today.
Sheeta, blushing: Why, thank yo-
Pazu: April fools!
Pazu: You look beautiful every day.
Sheeta: (*blushing intensifies*)
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legitlionkingquotes · 4 years
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Kion: Bunga has no survival or self-preservation instincts. I think he was built without them.
Rani: That can’t be true-
Kion: Watch this.
Kion: Hey, Bunga! Race you downstairs!
Bunga: (*Jumps out of twenty-story window*)
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Thorax: Queen Chrysalis, please forgive my rudeness, but I believe that you’re too obsessed with conquering Equestria.
Chrysalis: Oh, please. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about it.
(*Later that night*)
Chrysalis:
Chrysalis:
Chrysalis: Well, shit…
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Tony: time for plan 2
Steve: dont you mean plan b?
Tony: that would imply i only have 26 plans
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Shataku: I did something bad…
Pinoko: It’s okay, I have a shovel.
Sharaku: Wait… what exactly do you think I did?
Pinoko: It doesn’t matter. No one will find out.
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Sosuke: Hey Ponyo, can you do that thing that makes me happy?
Ponyo: (*smiles*)
Sosuke, teary eyed: Thanks.
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legitlionkingquotes · 4 years
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Kiara: Rani, would you do me the honor of becoming my sister-in-law?
Kion:
Kion: Did you just propose to her for me?
Kiara: Someone had to do it, Kion!!
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Asbel, banging on the door: Nausicaa! Open up!
Nausicaa: Well, it all started when I was a kid…
Asbel: No, I meant-
Lord Yupa: Let her finish.
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legitlionkingquotes · 4 years
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Timon, banging on the door: Simba! Open up!
Simba: Well, it all started when I was a kid…
Timon: No, I meant-
Pumbaa: Let him finish.
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Chihiro, resting on top of Haku’s chest: I’m on top of the world.
Haku: Actually, you’re on top of me.
Chihiro: I know. You are my world.
Haku: …
Haku: (*hugs Chihiro tightly*)
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legitlionkingquotes · 4 years
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Vitani: Mother, please forgive my rudeness, but I believe that you’re too obsessed with killing Simba.
Zira: Oh please, Vitani. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about it.
(*Later that night*)
Zira:
Zira:
Zira: Well, shit…
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Pinoko: Kei, would you do me the honor of becoming my step-dad?
Black Jack:
Black Jack: Did you just propose to him for me?
Pinoko: Someone had to do it, Doc!!
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Ponyo: What’s an . . . Anime?
Sosuke, solemnly patting her shoulder: Ponyo, we have much to discuss.
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Moro: San, please forgive my rudeness, but I believe that you’re too obsessed with killing Lady Eboshi.
San: Oh please, mother. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about it.
(*Later that night*)
San:
San:
San: Well, shit…
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Pinoko, banging on the door: Doc! Open up!
Black Jack: Well, it all started when I was a kid…
Pinoko: No, I meant-
Sharaku: Let him finish.
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