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shanksxbuggy · 2 months
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Mihawk: no
Buggy:
Mihawk: ... what did I tell you about batting your eyelashes at me
Buggy, sadly: it only works on Shanks
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Gale: ☝️ Be kind, because everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about
Tav: You stole that kid's book because he told you your hairstyle made you look douchey!
Gale, serenely: And that was my battle. So be kind
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incorrect-mcdanno · 1 year
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Steve: I'm the hero that this island deserves.
Danny: You're the hero that's a pain in my ass. Get off the roof and come down for dinner.
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Axel: [hears yelling and what sounds like a gun going off]
Axel: [snatches Roxas and Xion up under his arms and runs]
Roxas: PUT US DOWN
Axel: NO, YOUR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS
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beatlesdiscord · 2 years
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Barbara: happy birthday! here's Paul's gift to you
Ringo: that's a big box!
Barbara: yeah!
Ringo: ... he's inside it isn't he
Barbara, sighing: yeah
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oldguardsaidthat · 4 years
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Joe: What’re you writing?
Nicky [writing a letter]: FBI wants to know what kind of weaponry we keep in the house. I'm just letting them know that's private information.
Joe [peering over Nicky's shoulder]: ...this just says “fuck around and find out” in calligraphy.
Nicky: mhm
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theincorrectuntamed · 3 years
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wei wuxian: i have an excellent gaydar. if someone's gay i can always tell within-
lan xichen: lan wangji's been in love with you for ten years
wei wuxian: what
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plutonsamor · 3 years
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richie: stan’s chapstick tastes really good
beverly: you two finally kissed?
stan: no, he ate it
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Peter: How old are you?
The Ancient One: Older than the universe.
Peter: Are you god?
The Ancient One: No, but I’ve talked to her
Peter: What did she say?
The Ancient One: She said she made everything except me and wanted to know who I was.
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mccall-fam-on-crack · 3 years
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Deucalion: What are you writing?
Melissa: Gerard and the other hunters want to know what the kids can do. I'm letting them know that it's private information.
Chris, peering over her shoulder: This just says "Fuck around and find out."
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Connor: Wanna play a game?
Maggie: Sure.
Connor: It's called "Connor or Kol." I tell you things Will's said recently. You guess if he was speaking to me or our dog.
Maggie: That shouldn't be that hard-
Connor: Quote number one: "I would die for you."
Maggie: ...I stand corrected.
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Helen: What’re you writing?
John Wick [writing a letter]: The High Table wants to know what kind of weaponry we keep in the house. I'm just letting them know that's private information.
Helen [peering over John's shoulder]: ...This just says “fuck around and find out” in calligraphy.
John Wick: Mhmm.
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ironmandeficiency · 4 years
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fives: i have a confession. i'm terrified of the backstreet boys
jesse: tell me why
fives: *screams*
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incorrect-mcdanno · 1 year
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Steve: You know what? We're clever too, smartypants.
Quinn: Oh yeah? What's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?
Danny, narrows his eyes: Don't fall for it, Steve. She's just making up words.
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Xigbar: Be kind, because everyone you meet is fighting a battle that you know nothing about.
Xaldin: You stole that guy’s bike because he told you that your hair made you look old
Xigbar, serenely: and that was my battle. So be kind
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korsalami · 3 years
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Mako: Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.
Bolin: When we were kids you convinced me eggs weren’t real.
Mako: They’re not.
Bolin: Haha. Very funny.
Mako: I’m serious. Didn’t you hear?
Bolin: No? What happened?
Mako: Literally why would you fall for this again?
Bolin: ...
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