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Gwen: I talk a lot, don’t I?
DJ: Yeah, but it’s nice. I like hearing your thoughts.
*elsewhere*
Harold: Grapes are easy to acquire and easy to eat.
Duncan: If you say anything else on this topic I will murder you.
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blue-rose-soul · 2 months
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Lucifer: Why does Lilith call you babygirl? Alastor: [Aroace, gladly died a virgin and if he has his way he will remain a virgin until the Hells collapse.] Alastor: I'm fucking your wife.
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pabustenyuku · 6 months
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incorrect-multiverse · 7 months
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Enid: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.
Wednesday: If?
Eugene: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 3 months
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Winry: Ed! It’s been so long! How are you? Ed, wants to keep his suffering inside: How about you? Winry: What? You didn’t even answer me.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 months
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*Meanwhile*
Pyro: *thought balloon* Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows; everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together! Brighter than a lucky penny when you're near the rain goes, disappears, dear, and I feel so fine~
Medic:
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marksandrec · 1 year
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2526
It's either the cops or Darkiplier. (Dialogue from the meme, more or less.)
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incorrect-star-allies · 5 months
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*End of Kirby’s Return to Dream Land*
Magolor: You’re too late, Superdorks! You'll never stop me now!
Kirby: That’s where you’re wrong, evildoer! We WILL stop you, with the powers of:
Bandana Dee: Friendship!
Dedede: Harmony!
Meta Knight: Incredible violence.
Kirby: And love!
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 11 months
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Bard: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Warlock: No, but I got scraped up real bad crawling up from hell
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Merula: MC, if I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “thank you” will suffice. None of this “how did you get into my dorm” business. It’s real rude.
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Henry: *Falls down the stairs*
Lefty: Are you okay??
Scrap Baby: Stop falling down the stairs.
Scraptrap: How’d the ground taste?
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years
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Natasha: Wow, that was…
Y/N: We should do that again.
Yelena, from the bottom bunk: Please don’t.
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pabustenyuku · 3 months
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Weiss: *saves picture*
Full pic:
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What do you think?
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uncorrectintamed · 9 months
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[texting]
Jiang Cheng: Answer your phone.
Jin Ling: One sec, I can't find my phone.
Jiang Cheng: Ok
Jiang Cheng: [five miutes later] you're a terrible child. you know you're killing me. you're killing your uncle.
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