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incorrect-malfoys · 3 months
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Lucius: Given that this place seems to be riddled with traps, how should we proceed?
Bellatrix: ...Carefully??
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oh look, the funny thing my gm said
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this quote is funny wait wha-
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WOAH
(congrats to @nebulaaaaaa since its her quote)
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cyber-streak-2 · 6 months
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*After the showdown with the DJD & Deathsaurus’s crew*
Tailgate: I wanted to rip their heads off, but Cyclonus wouldn’t let me.
Swerve: Oh, so you didn’t kill anyone?
Tailgate: Oh no, I definitely killed some.
Swerve: Oh.
Tailgate: I ripped their spines out.
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Maul, literally every season: I’m still alive you fucking amateurs!
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Olive Specter: It's murder o'clock and I'm always on time.
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“Lads, is it homoerotic to kill your shadow self?”
-Shadowheart, returning to the group after passing the Self-Same Trial in the Gauntlet of Shar
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incorrectringsofpower · 2 months
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Disa, about King Durin: If we don’t like his answer, THEN arson.
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The Darkling: It's murder o'clock and I'm always on time.
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Ren: I have a question.
Akechi: If the question isn’t “what the fuck am I doing with my life?” or a marriage proposal, I don’t want to hear it.
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incorrectspquotes · 1 year
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“We eat dangerous for breakfast. On the days we aren’t eating waffles.”
Gracious and Donegan, probably
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byssa6 · 2 days
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Kirby Planet Robobot incorrect quote
Susie: Are you the HWC Pest Removal Service?
Kirby: We are... the HWC Removal Service.
Susie: Oh, so you remove things in general?
Kirby: ...Yes.
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the-black-bulls · 2 years
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Magna: So what's in the area?
Zora: Some rich people houses, fancy taverns, a few shops, probably a scroll shop-
Magna: Oh! Go to the shop!
Zora: What? Why?
Magna: Don't you read books and get powers?
Zora: That's not how... my magic doesn't... whatever.
Magna: Go get your books, book nerd!
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Claire: Want a blueberry? I have 5 on me at all times
Jill: Where do you keep those?
Claire: I don't know
Jill: I don't know if I want a blueberry from your mystery pocket...
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cyber-streak-2 · 6 months
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Nightbeat, approaching Rung: Hey, um.. I just found out there’s something wrong with Skids. He’s dead.
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Cody: I’m gonna see how many Shinies I can get addicted to caffeine in this campaign
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Kazuya: Objection your honor, can you kill my client?
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