Tumgik
#Source: Captain America
Text
Jamie: He died of natural causes. John: You pushed him into a quarry! Jamie: Gravity is natural.
101 notes · View notes
Text
Henry Fisher: I’m sorry, did I mishear you or did you agree with me?
Phryne: Oh, I want to take it back.
32 notes · View notes
incorrectspquotes · 1 year
Conversation
Temper: You doing anything fun Saturday night?
Skulduggery: Well, all the guys in my barbershop quartet are dead. So no, not really.
50 notes · View notes
Text
Klink: I’m sorry, did I mishear you or did you agree with me?
Burkhalter: Oh, I want to take it back.
24 notes · View notes
hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
Text
Kingsley: Has anyone ever told you you're a little paranoid?
Mad-Eye: Not to my face. Why? Have you heard something?
76 notes · View notes
ladymiraclewings · 2 years
Conversation
Muzan: You cannot avoid me for long! You are just an ordinary human... but I am Muzan! MUZAN!
Inosuke: Well, then here's an interesting lesson for you... Never underestimate the ordinary Human!
25 notes · View notes
emmikay · 2 years
Text
Old Deuteronomy: (to Munkustrap) My son, whatever happens in the future, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect protector, but a good man.
17 notes · View notes
incorrectateam · 2 years
Conversation
Murdock: I'm sorry, did I mishear you or did you agree with me?
B.A.: Oh, I want to take it back.
7 notes · View notes
almostharlanquotes · 2 years
Text
Raylan: Don't do anything stupid until I get back.
Boyd: How can I? You're taking all of the stupid with you.
4 notes · View notes
romanoffshouse · 5 months
Text
Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.
Steve: You have Bucky?
Kidnapper: Yeah
Steve: Good luck with that.
2K notes · View notes
incorrectquotesmcu · 14 days
Text
Steve, coming out of the closet: I don’t like… women.
Tony, mouth agape:
Thor: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!
1K notes · View notes
flordeamatista · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Bucky Barnes ♡ Sebastian Stan
Captain America: Civil War ♡ (2016)
846 notes · View notes
rxmqnova · 3 months
Text
*Avengers meeting*
Tony: Y/N is late again.
Steve: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Clint: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Natasha: I set her clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Wanda: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Y/N bursts through the door*
Y/N: WHAT TIME IS IT?
941 notes · View notes
esmerxyaugusta · 3 months
Text
nat: i swear you need some hobbies.
y/n: i do have hobbies! and they are sleeping, murder, kidnapping, murder and kidnapping!
nat: ...
y/n: and also swearing!
steve: LANGUAGE!
541 notes · View notes
incorrect-multiverse · 2 months
Text
Natasha: My criminal record?? The only crime I’ve committed is absolutely KILLING it on the dance floor!
Steve:
Natasha: LMAO jk I’ve killed multiple people.
291 notes · View notes
jouskalove · 9 months
Text
(oops) i did it again
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
and ofc, john walker hate.
Tumblr media
637 notes · View notes