[Malcolm and Dani kiss]
Ainsley: What the actual [Beep]!
[Malcolm and Dani jump apart]
Ainsley: Oh, you sick, sick bastards...
Dani: Listen, Ainsley-
Ainsley: This is incest!
Malcolm: No, it's not!
Ainsley: Yes, it is, Malcolm!
Malcolm: [Points to Dani] We're not related.
Ainsley: Oh, and that makes it okay, I suppose?
Malcolm: Well, it makes it not incest.
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jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!
clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love
duke, in the background: boke!
jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.
clark: 🧍🏻
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Soap, new to 141: So should we two bad bastards hook up or what, then?
Ghost: Wot
Soap: Would you be my field buddy please?
Ghost: ... Sure?
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Jiang Cheng: I said you could invite one friend.
Jin Ling: Jiujiu, they don’t come separately.
Lan Jingyi: Yeah, we’re pack animals!
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Ted: I said you could bring one friend, Peter
Pete, gesturing to Steph, Grace, Richie, and Ruth: they don't come separately!
Ruth: yeah, we're pack animals, Ted!
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Y/N: As some of you may know, I took a sabbatical last year.
Pietro: Do you mean when you shacked up with a slutty hairdresser but then she dumped you?
Steve: Pietro, please!
Pietro:
Steve: Raise your hand if you want to ask a question.
Pietro: [raises hand]
Y/N: Ok, I think we should just move on.
Bucky: The hairdresser certainly did.
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incorrect ASOUE
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Steve: You like girls?
Robin: Well, that is sort of an entry-level requirement for being a lesbian.
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Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us-
Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!
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[If Dick and Jason were the same age and in the same school together]
Dick: O my god. Jason. That better not be what I think it is. You better not have brought my fucking diary to school!
Jason, casually flipping through it: I had to. I'm doing my book report on it.
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Alison: It's sweet how supportive the other ghosts have been since you came out isn't it.
Captain: I have no idea what you mean.
-cut to the others outside holding pride flags-
Julian: Come meet the silver fox homo!
Robin: We not be silenced!
Kitty: My gay dad exists!
Thomas: I support gays! Even though I myself am not actually gay!
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Max: I swear these gays all stick together
Pete: I'm not gay
Max: what's wrong with being gay? You are such a fucking homophobe
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Leo: Look, I’ve never told anyone this before, but… sometimes when Captain Ryan is talking, it’s like he’s sending me messages through the TV. Like, telepathically or whatever. It’s like he’s saying… we’re meant to be together.
Raph: …
Donnie: …
Mikey: …
Raph: Maybe don’t tell that to anyone again, Leo. Ever.
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