#Source: Family Guy

[petitprincess1]

Lucifer: Now. Do you or do you not feel bonita?

Sinner Adam, wearing a fitted robe: *long sigh* ...I feel bonita.

Lucifer, grinning genuinely: Wonderful! Because you look bonita!

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.

Y/N: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Natasha. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

#source: family guy #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[bruhseidon]

Jason: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.

Y/N: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Jason. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

#batman #dc comics #batfamily #batfamily x reader #jason todd #red hood #red hood x reader #jason todd x reader #incorrect dc #source: family guy

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Bucky: *trying to pull Y/N up from the side of a cliff she fell off of* Y/N, I can’t hang on!

Y/N: Pretend I’m your teammate, Bucky!

Bucky: *loosens his grip*

Y/N: NOT PETER- NOT PETER

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[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Woah! You managed to escape the Hale house? That must have taken some serious cunning! Stiles: It certainly did! -----[earlier]----- Stiles: Can I go outside? Derek: Okay, but be safe, it's getting dark. Call me when you're home. Stiles: Okay! [walks out the front door]

#teen wolf #teen wolf incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #derek hale #stiles stilinski #sterek #scott mccall #source: family guy

[iamfandomtrashandimproud]

Y/N: Mikey, we need to talk.

Mikey: 🙂?

Y/N: I think this relationship is-

Mikey: If you leave me, I'll kill myself 🙂

Y/N:...🤐

Mikey: *cuddles Y/N* I love us ❤️🥰

#Tokyo revengers #yandere Tokyo revengers #manjiro sano x reader #manjiro sano #yandere manjiro sano #source: family guy #Tokyo revengers x reader

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey, waking up from a coma: W-What happened? Donnie, holding up a book: This should explain everything. Mikey, reading the book's title: "A Farewell To Arms"? Mikey: I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?! Donnie: No, no. Just the title. It's- There's no way you've read that.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: family guy #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo #donatello

[stifledcreativity]

Remus, lying in a hospital bed: What happened?

Logan, holding a book: This should explain everything.

Remus: “A Farewell to Arms” *GASP* I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?!?

Logan: No, no, just the title, it’s-

Logan: There’s no way you’ve read that.

#intrulogical #remus sanders #logan sanders #sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect qoute #source: family guy

[thealtoduck]

More of BatCat!Bro being from the East End:

*Breakfast the day after Tim took down a drugring*

Tim: Hey, you know what Comissioner Gordon said the street value of that cocaine would’ve been?

BatCat!Bro: Huh, let’s see 4 and a half kilos uncut, nicaraguan… uh, 1,7 mill? That area?

*Everyone at the table turns to BatCat!Bro completely puzzled (except Jason because he knew too)*

Tim, in a concerned tone: …Uh, yeah. That’s… That’s… That’s right.

#source: family guy #tim drake x brother!reader #tim drake x male reader #batfam x male reader #batboys x male reader #batfamily x batbro!reader #batfamily x male reader #batfam x male!reader #batfamily x male!reader #batfam x batcat!bro #batcat!bro reader #batcatbro male reader #tw drugs #tw mention of drugs #tw cocaine #tw mention of cocaine

[tf2incorrectquotes]

The following conversation is in russian:

Heavy: *takes a deep breath* Mom, sisters, I really like Doctor Ludwig.

Mama Heavy: *sweetly* Well, why not, Misha? Doctor Ludwig is a very nice boy.

Heavy: *more insistantly* No, mom, I mean I really like him.

Zhanna: *bluntly* We heard you the first time, Misha. You have a homosexual attraction to Fritz.

#source: family guy #TF2 Heavy #TF2 Heavy's Family #TF2 Zhanna #TF2 Medic #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #heavymedic #red oktoberfest

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa, trying to pull Lucius up from the side of a cliff: Lucius you’re too heavy, I can’t hang on!

Lucius: Pretend I’m your sister!

*Narcissa’s grip loosens*

Lucius: NOT BELLA NOT BELLA

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #lucius malfoy #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: family guy #canonically it should probably be the other way round. but NOT BELLA is funnier

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

~Team JNR are Robbing Jacques~

Nora: Godamn There's another vault!

Jaune: Well .. Anyone have any ideas?

Door: Welcome to the Vault. Voice identification please.

Jaune: Uh Oh.

Ren: *In Jacques' Voice* It's me, Jacques, I want my Money!

Door: Voice Print Verified. *Opens*

Jaune: How the hell'd you do that?

Ren: I can do you guys to. *in Nora's Voice* Hey everybody!

Nora: Oh Hey Nora!

Ren: No, it's Still me.

Nora: Oh.

~~~~~

Door: Welcome to the Inner Vault. Penile Identification Required.

Jaune: Let me handle this. *Zip*

Door: *Beep Beep!* *Opens*

Nora: That's amazing! How the hell did you match it?

Jaune: I didn't, I just stuck it in there 'till something broke.

~~~~~

Door: Final Checkpoint; Answer this question. What is the most unattractive male first name in the English Language?

Jaune+Ren: *Worried Glances*

Nora: Keith.

Door: *opens*

#rwby #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #rwby shitpost #lie ren #rwby incorrect quotes #source: family guy #team jnr

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Pepper: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.

Tony: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Pepper. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

#source: family guy #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #pepper potts #pepper potts incorrect quotes #pepperony #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[bruhseidon]

Y/N: Jay, we need to talk. I think this relationship has—

Jason: If you leave me, I will kill myself.

Y/N: [sighs in defeat and pats his hand]

#batman #dc comics #batfamily #batfamily x reader #jason todd #red hood #jason todd x reader #red hood x reader #incorrect dc #source: family guy

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Toddler!Y/N: Do you or do you not feel Bonita?

Bruce: *sighs in tired dad; his nails all painted different color and makeup that makes him look like a clown smeared on his face* I feel Bonita.

Y/N: *clapping excitedly at her work* Wonderful! Because you look Bonita!

#source: family guy #batfamily x reader #batfamily incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #batfamily #dc x reader #dc #bruce wayne x reader platonic #bruce wayne x daughter reader #bruce wayne x reader #bruce wayne

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

[the pack has been captured by Gerard] Stiles: Well. Since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I want to share with you. Stiles: I did not care for The Godfather. Boyd: What?! Stiles: Didn't care for it. Lydia: How can you even say that? Stiles: I just didn't like it. Isaac: Stiles, it's so good-- Stiles: --didn't like it-- Isaac: --it's like the perfect movie! Stiles: This is what everyone says. Whenever, I bring it up, they're always like, "oh--" Erica: Robert De Niro! Al Pacino! I mean, Robert Duvall! Stiles: I know, listen, fine actor, fine actor, but I did not like the movie. Derek: Why not? Stiles: I did not-- I couldn't get into it. Derek: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it. Stiles: It-- it insists upon itself, Derek. Lydia: What? What does that even mean? Stiles: It insists upon itself. Isaac: Because it has a valid point to make! It's insisting something important! Stiles: It takes forever getting in, and you spend, like, six and a half hours, and then, you know, I can't even finish the movies. I've never even finished the movie. Boyd: You've never seen the ending?! Kira: How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance? Erica: I agree with Kira, it's not really fair. Isaac: Outrageous. Stiles: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on their easy chairs-- Lydia: Yeah, it's a great scene, I love that scene. Stiles: But it's not a great scene! Boyd: It's been noted in every annal. Stiles: I have no idea what they're talking about, it's like they're speaking a different language, that's when I lose interest. Derek: You know what, Stiles-- Isaac: THEY'RE SPEAKING ITALIAN! Derek: --the language they're speaking is a language of subtlety, something you don't understand.

#teen wolf #teen wolf incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #stiles stilinski #derek hale #scott mccall #vernon boyd #erica reyes #lydia martin #isaac lahey #kira yukimura #source: family guy