#Source: Firefly

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: What did I say to you about barging into my apartment?

Damian: That it was selfish and impulsive?

Dick: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was: Don't.

#source: firefly #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Wizard: You sanguine about the kind of reception we’re apt to receive at the court, Barbarian? Barbarian: Absolutely. What’s “sanguine” mean? Wizard: Sanguine. Hopeful. Plus, point of interest, it also means “bloody”. Barbarian: Well, that pretty much covers all the options, doesn’t it?

#wizard #barbarian #mod meme #source: firefly #incorrect dnd class quotes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune/Pyrrha: *collapse onto the bed, sweaty and spent*

Jaune: Whew! That was fantastic!

Pyrrha:Mmm…it sure was…! *rolls over and closes her eyes*

Jaune: Hey! You can’t go to sleep now!

Pyrrha: *eyes still closed* Mmm…why not…?

Jaune: You know that you’re the strongest one on this team! Do you know what happens if you go to sleep now?

Pyrrha: *nuzzles into her pillow* Cardin sneaks in, bonks me over the head with his mace, and takes my place as the top student…!

Jaune: Exactly!

Pyrrha: *yawns* Well then…I suppose there’s no way to stop it…! 🥱

Jaune: *rolls away* Well, I wash my hands of the whole affair! 😤

Jaune: I’ll be sure to write a lovely poem for your funeral!

Pyrrha: You know…you could lock the door! Perhaps keep the jealous high school bully at bay…!

Jaune: No…no…I’m starting to like this poem idea! 🤔

Jaune: *clears his throat* “Here lies Pyrrha, my beloved, my autumn flower…!”

Jaune: “…somewhat less attractive now that she’s all gross and corpseified!”

Pyrrha: *hits Jaune with her pillow while simultaneously snort-laughing* 😂

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #cardin winchester #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #source: firefly #they give me zoey and wash vibes sometimes

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

12, to Missy: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

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[the-overanalyzer]

Kanan: Ezra, the first rule of surviving as a Jedi is "don't ever let them know where you are."

Cal: (running around in the background waving his lightsabers at a TIE fighter)

Cal: I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON!

Kanan: ...

Kanan: Of course, there are other schools of thought.

#star wars #cal kestis #jedi: fallen order #jedi: survivor #kanan jarrus #ezra bridger #incorrect star wars quotes #source: firefly

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

William: Mercy is the mark of a great man.

*punches them*

William: Guess I’m a good man.

*punches them again*

William: Well, I’m alright.

#legendborn #incorrect legendborn quotes #the legendborn cycle #william sitterson #source: firefly

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Higuchi : "Wait akutagawa-sempai , I know that something's not right."

Akutagawa : "Higuchi, we're mafiosos."

Akutagawa :" If everything were right, we'd be in jail."

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[incorrectly-hazbin]

Charlie: I swear...when it's appropriate.

Vaggie: Hon, the whole point of swearing is that it isn't appropriate.

#submission #charlie morningstar #vaggie #source: firefly

[inprogress-predicament]

Incorrect BatFam Quotes

Bruce: We don't kill in this family. We believe in rehabilitation. Jason: No one listen to him. If someone tries to kill you, you kill 'em right back!

#Bruce Wayne #Jason Todd #Incorrect Quotes #source: firefly

[incorrectspquotes]

Dexter: We're gonna die. Saracen: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Vex. You know why? Because we are so… very… pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw!

#skulduggery pleasant #dexter vex #saracen rue #source: firefly

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Gisela: You know what the chain of command is?

Gisela: It’s the chain I go and get to beat you with until you understand who’s in command here.

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #gisela sencen #incorrect kotlc quotes #kotlc incorrect quotes #source: firefly

[random-ish-incorrect-quotes]

Parvati: The Captain will come up with a plan.

Felix: That's good. Right?

Vicar Max: Possibly you're not recalling some of their previous plans.

#source: firefly #parvati holcomb #felix millstone #vicar max #the outer worlds incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[its3aminawarehouse]

Gerard: "And I never back down from a fight." Red: "Yeah you do! You do all the time!" Gerard: "Well... yeah, but I'm not backing down from this one!"

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dimension 20 quotes #Dimension 20 #Neverafter #Prince Gerard of Greenleigh #Ylfa Snorgelsson #d20 Red #source: Firefly

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Lydia: How long have you been with him?

Stiles: Oh--pfft! We are not together.

Derek: He's my husband.

Stiles: Well, who in the damn Earth ain't?!

#teen wolf #sterek #lydia martin #holland roden #mieczyslaw stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #source: firefly

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Lae’zel: You know what the chain of command is?

Lae’zel: It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in command here.

#source: firefly #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 lae'zel #lae'zel

[incorrectjokerout]

Jure:We need a diversion.I say Jere gets naked.

Bojan:No.

Jure:I could get naked.

The Rest of The Band:NO!!!

#joker out #incorrect quotes #incorrect joker out quotes #käärijan #(implied) #bojan cvjetićanin #jure maček #source: firefly