#Source: Friends

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Inej: First he told me he liked how I looked, and then we had a little…

Nina: *excited*

Inej: Eye contact

Nina: … eye contact?

Inej: mmhmm

Nina: Well, I hope you were using protection

#Nina and Inej girl talking tends to make some of my favourite dialogue moments in the books #source: friends #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #inej ghafa #nina zenik #kanej #nina and inej #kaz x inej #inej x kaz

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Scott: Come on, man. You know I’d do it for you! Because you’re my best friend. Stiles: *sigh* Alright, but you can’t use that again for a whole year.

#teen wolf #sciles #scott mccall #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #source: friends

[hawkinsincorrect]

Will, to himself: Everything’s going to be fine! It’s just a crush–

Mike: Hey, Will!

Will: I love you.

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: friends #mike wheeler #will byers

[batfamgalore]

Tim: All right, check out this bad boy.

*opens big new computer*

Tim: Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

Steph: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?

Tim: Games and stuff.

#batman #dc #robin #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #red robin #steph brown #spoiler #source: friends

[fabuloustrash05]

Angel Dust, about Husk: He’s just so attractive…

Cherri: Really? The bar tender?

Angel Dust: Really?? Sir Pentious???

Cherri: …Touché.

#source: friends #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #angel dust #hazbin cherri bomb #cherri bomb #hazbin husk #husk #hazbin sir pentious #sir pentious #huskerdust #angel x husk #angel dust x husk #cherrisnake #cherri x sir pentious

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

#jegulus #wolfstar #where sirius actually is the matchmaker #incorrect jegulus quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #james potter #sirius black #regulus black #james x regulus #james potter x regulus black #harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #starchaser #sunseeker #incorrect hp #hp #regulus x james #source: friends #hp rare pair #hp text post #hp ships #hp imagine #incorrect hp quotes #hp marauders #hp incorrect quotes #daddiesdrarry on instagram #remus lupin #remus x sirius #marauders era #jegulus squad

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: You take two hours to eat a bowl of soup.

Tim: Oh please, you inhale your food.

Dick: I grew up with Jason. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.

#source: friends #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw food mention

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Date of birth?

Natasha: December 3rd, 1984.

Y/N: Age?

Natasha: Can't you figure that out based on my date of birth?

Y/N: ....I'm a superhero, Natasha, not a mathematician.

#source: friends #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x you #natasha romanoff x y/n #natasha x you #natasha x reader #black widow x you #black widow x reader #black widow #natalia romanova #natasha romanov #avengers x reader #avengers #marvel #marvel x reader #the avengers

[waterfire1848]

[ The Batfamily out at a stand up comedy event in Metropolis. ]

Comedian: Where are you all from?

Bruce: Gotham.

Comedian: I’m sorry.

Bruce, a little louder: Gotham.

Comedian: No, I heard. I’m just sorry.

#incorrect quotes #source: friends #bruce wayne #Batman #dick grayson #Nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #Robin #duke thomas #signal #cassandra cain #orphan #stephanie brown #spoiler #harper row #bluebird #cullen row #kate kane #batwoman #Alfred Pennyworth

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: You know, I was thinking, what if I, uh, unpack here?

Y/N: Then all of your stuff would be here.

Natasha: Well, what if all of my stuff was here?

Y/N: Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, I mean, it doesn’t make any sense.

Natasha:  Okay…

Natasha: What if we live together and you understand what I’m saying?

#source: friends #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Aziraphale: And then he, uh and then he kissed me. Michael, who is so done at this point: Tongue? Aziraphale: Yeah. Uriel: Cool, now anyways the Second Coming- Aziraphale: But like, he had about 6000 years to do it, well I mean the arrangement started maybe 1500 years ago but- The rest of Angels: *groans*

#Metatron regretting bringing Aziraphale back #source: friends #inspo from friends #good omens 2 #good omens #good omens season 2 #incorrect good omens #good omens spoilers #neil gaiman #incorrect quotes #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable partners #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #incorrect good omens quotes #archangel michael #archangel uriel

[familiar-anonymous]

Jesper is happy to be Wylan's sugarbaby✨

#source: friends #text post #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper #six of crows #incorrect quotes #wylan hendriks #jesper x wylan #shadow and bone #leigh bardugo #kit young #jack wolfe #incorrect quote #soc #jan van eck #gunpowder #gun & powder

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: When you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting. You know that rush. Chris: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it’s mostly internal panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.

#teen wolf #petopher #peter hale #michael fjordbak #chris argent #max lloyd jones #source: friends

[writerswho]

Wednesday: Oh my hell, Thing. I'm my Father.

Wednesday: I have trying so hard to not become my Mother, I did not see this coming.

#hey since you're here could you please share my pined post please #enid sinclair #wenclair #netflix wednesday #wednesday addams #wednesday incorrect quotes #source: friends #i actually saw someone posting it on twitter

[batfamgalore]

*Dick walks in the room right after Jason hung up the phone on Tim after not helping Tim at all with a problem*

Dick: I have such a problem.

Jason: Well your timing couldn’t be better I am putting out fires all over the place.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: friends

[fabuloustrash05]

[After coming home from his date with Poppy]

Branch: Poppy kissed me!

John Dory: No way!

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Branch: It was unbelievable...

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

John Dory: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything! Bruce, unplug the phone. Branch, does this end well or is Floyd going to need tissues?

Branch: Oh it ended very well.

Clay: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!

Bruce: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

Branch: Well, at first it was really intense and then... we just sorta sunk into it...

Floyd: So were you holding her or were her hands like on your back?

Branch: No, actually first she pulled me close to her by grabbing my vest... and then I moved my hands up to hold hers...

Brozone: Awww...

[cut to Poppy eating cupcakes with Viva]

Poppy: And then I kissed him.

Viva: Tongue?

Poppy: Yeah.

Viva: Cool.

#source: friends #incorrect trolls quotes #incorrect quotes #trolls #trolls band together #trolls 3 #broppy #branch x poppy #poppy x branch #branch #queen poppy #princess poppy #poppy #brozone #John Dory #spruce #bruce #clay #Floyd #princess viva #viva #dreamworks