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rxmqnova · 17 hours
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Natasha: You know what your problem is?
Y/N: I only have one?
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Radford: Why are you like this??
Rick: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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romanoffshouse · 1 month
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Y/N: Bonjour, Natasha. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Natasha: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Y/N: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
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eviebane · 6 months
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Crowley: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Aziraphale : AS ENEMIES?!
Crowley:
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Gale: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Tara: You and me, Mr. Dekarios.
Gale, tearing up: Okay.
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clanofjones · 3 months
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Charlie: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Vaggie: Um...Neat.
*later*
Vaggie, lying face down on her bed: I said "Neat," Angel. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Angel, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Vags. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Husk confessed his love for me?
Vaggie: Didn't you thank him?
Angel: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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torchwood-99 · 2 months
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Gandalf: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Aragorn: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Gandalf: Death is a social construct.
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Charlie: How's the sexiest person here~?
Vaggie: I don't know, how are they~?
Charlie, flustered: I-
Angel, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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incorrecttwsted · 6 months
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Jude : Who hurt you?
Cardan : *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Jude : ...Yes, actually.
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starglow-xx · 1 year
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incorrect twst quotes - 07
Ace: I asked Y/n out.
Riddle: Oh, I'm sorry.
Ace: Huh? Why?
Riddle: Well, I assume the Prefect said no.
Ace: No, the Prefect said yes.
Riddle: Really? Then it's them I feel sorry for.
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rxmqnova · 3 days
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Yelena: Love makes people do stupid things.
Y/N: I love everything!
Yelena: That explains a lot.
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Radford: Just trust your gut! Kevin: Rad, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.
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romanoffshouse · 19 days
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Y/N: I don't know how to tell you this, but...I love you
Natasha: That's great, Y/N. Especially considering the fact we've been married for six fucking years.
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logan-the-artist · 2 months
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trans logan because i say so
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Gale: Good morning.
Wyll: Good morning.
Shadowheart: Good morning.
Astarion: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Karlach: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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