#Source: New Girl

[team-iceflower]

Yang: Wait, you met a Ruby Rose in Patch?

Weiss: Didn't just meet, we kissed a little.

Yang: AUGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

Weiss: Woah, what is it?!

Yang: Ruby is my sister, you made out with my sister! *Loud gag*

#rwby #whiterose #ruby rose #weiss schnee #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #yang xiao long #source: New Girl

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Calvin: Rocky is a good person, if you ignore all the things they do on purpose and concentrate on all of the things they do by accident.

#source: new girl #Incorrect quotes #calvin mcmurray #lackadaisy cats #lackadaisy #tracy j. butler

[unicornblossom13]

Sanji: We get together and we laugh and she tells me all the ways I can be better at things. Then I do them, but not right. Oh, it’s fun, we have fun.

#one piece #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #one piece sanji #source: new girl

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

Tim: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing!

#source: new girl #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #red robin #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[moondustinfj]

Sirius *looking into the bathroom mirror* : Hey Moony...I know it's unexpected that I'm here. But I wanted to tell you something...You're my boo...You're my boo and I'm- and I'm...I've been missing you...I've been missing you oh so long-

James *appearing behind Sirius* : You know what's weird?

Sirius: *high pitched scream*

James: I don't find this weird anymore

Sirius: What's your problem James?? How much of that did you hear?? How long have you been standing there??

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: I'm in love man...I'm in love with Remu-

James: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EXCEPT YOU DUMBASS

#wolfstar #platonic prongsfoot #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #jegulus #marauders #incorrect quotes #source: new girl #the marauders #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I'm so sorry we put you in the middle of this Carol. But I'm also glad you were here.

Carol: It was one of the most frustrating days of my entire life. I'm exhausted. I feel like a single mom in a mop commercial.

Rhodes: Welcome to the Avengers compound.

Tony: [pops champagne]

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: Warlock is a good person, if you ignore all the things they do on purpose and concentrate on all of the things they do by accident.

#paladin #warlock #mod meme #source: new girl #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

[hunterbunter3000]

Price, sighing: Bad news, Team. We're stranded.

Sweetheart: WHAT!?! NOOOOO WE CANT STAY HERE WE NEED TO LEAVE

Alex: Sweetheart--

Sweetheart, franticly pacing: The WEREWOLVES come out at night, man.

Sweetheart: I DONT WANT NO BODY TO EAT ME

Sweetheart: I GOT THICK THIGHS

Sweetheart, pointing: I GOT A FAT ASS AND TITS MAN

Gaz, worried: Relax!

Sweetheart, flailing her arms: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT AND NO ONES GONNA FIND OUR BODIES

Price: Come 'ere.

Sweetheart: WHAT

Price, pulling her in for a hug: You're having a nervous breakdown.

Sweetheart, whining and crying immediately:

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[fireflaked]

jesper: we're worried about you, kaz

kaz: you're worried about me?

wylan: we're worried you're not going to make it

kaz: make it to what?

inej: just in general, because you don't take care of yourself

#lmao #incorrect six of crows #source: new girl #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck

[ironmandeficiency]

bilbo, after thorin’s death: i have decided to give up on love and put all of that energy into tomatoes

#source: new girl #poor bilbo #jj’s on the dumb bitch juice #thorin oakenshield #thilbo #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #bilbo baggins x thorin oakenshield #thorin oakenshield x bilbo baggins #thilbo bagginshield #the hobbit #the hobbit shitpost #the hobbit incorrect quotes #the hobbit inaccurate quotes #the hobbit meme

[gardentool]

Nanami: Satoru said he thinks about you sometimes when he's making love to himself.

Y/N: What?

Gojo: One time.

Y/N: What?!

Gojo: I thought about something hot and your face just appeared. Okay, by the way, like I'm the only one. Suguru told me it happened to him, like, like, a bunch of times.

Geto: Nanami, you told me the first week you got back to Jujutsu High, you had a sex dream about Y/N, and they had raccoon hands.

Nanami: Dreams do not count.

Y/N: You've all thought about me while self-completing?!

#jjk #gojo satoru #gojo saturo #jjk gojo #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x you #nanami x you #geto x you #jujutsu geto #jjk geto #geto suguru #geto x y/n #jjk nanami #jujutsu nanami #jujutsu kaisen nanami #nanami kento #kento nanami #nanami x reader #source: new girl #nanamis here bc they dragged him along obvi #he’s not here on his own free will

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Edwina: One day, you could be a mother.

Kate: One day? I am a mother.

Edwina: IT’S A DOG, KATE!

Kate: HE’S MY BLOOD!!!

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #bridgerton #incorrect quotes bridgerton #kate sharma #edwina sharma #sharma sisters #Bridgerton newton #Bridgerton season 2 #newton sharma #😂 #source: new girl

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Jamie: Hey Coach, are you wearing your running bottoms…and your hoodie?

Isaac: Coach are you going for a run?

Ted: *nods*

Trent: Have fun!

Keeley: Oh my god what is wrong with Ted, Trent?

Rebecca: Yeah, what happened, are you guys okay?

Trent: Ted is going for a run. If anything we should be asking what is right with Ted

Sam: He only goes running if he’s upset

Colin: And he’s wearing his sad hoodie

Zoreaux: and by the looks of it, it’s been washed

Dani: which is bone chilling

Trent: He’s fine, everything’s okay

Beard: I JUST PASSED TED ON THE STREET! RUNNING! ON PURPOSE! OH MY GOD

Trent: Maybe I was wrong

Beard: TED! ARE YOU OKAY?! I SEE YOU!! AND I LOVE YOU

Trent: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way

Roy: That’s fair

#ted lasso apple tv #ted lasso incorrect quotes #jamie tartt #isaac mcadoo #ted lasso #trent crimm #keeley jones #rebecca welton #sam obisanya #colin hughes #thierry van damme #thierry zoreaux #dani rojas #coach beard #willis beard #roy kent #source: new girl #tedtrent #tedependent

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: We are going to Best Buy for Black Friday.

Duke: Or as I like to call it, Friday.

#source: new girl #tim drake #red robin #duke thomas #signal #batfamily #batfam #batbros #batboys #batkids #batsiblings #batman #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #dc comics #black friday

[moondustinfj]

*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

#jegulus #james potter #(the poor man) #regulus black #(the little shit) #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #(the chaos enabler) #evan rosier #(proud) #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #slytherin skittles #regulus and barty #platonic bartylus #incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #source: new girl #i love that show #wolfstar

[kermit-the-hag]

[Steve trying to hide the fact he’s dating Eddie]

Robin: What’s she like?

Steve: She's, uh, not dramatic.

Robin: Not “dramatic”?

Steve: She's got no bangs.

Robin: No bangs?

Steve: Yeah. Really ugly blue eyes. Small beady eyes.

Robin: Okay. Then what’s her name?

Steve: Her name is, uh, Yolanda Winston.

Robin: [Sceptically] Yolanda Winston…

Steve: [Awkwardly] …Yep.

#stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #source: new girl #stranger things incorrect quotes #bisexual steve harrington #incorrect steddie #stranger things meme #steddie #stobin