#Source: Ted Lasso

[batfamgalore]

*After Jason and Bruce get into a huge fight*

Dick: What did you do?

Jason: What do you think I did?

Dick: Punched him. Headbutted him.

Jason: Keep going.

Dick: Did you murder him?

Jason: No. Worse. I fucking forgave him. It’s disgusting, isn’t it?

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[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miguel: "What the fuck is your problem?"

The rest of the spider-gang : *Awkward silence*

Pavitr, out of nowhere : "Oh! wait, I know this one! It’s you!"

Hobie:*high fives Pavitr*

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[incorrecthatchetfield]

Charlotte: could you tell them to stop yelling at the football game?

Emma: football? they're watching last night's bakeoff.

Ted: look at that sponge!

Bill: that's rubbish!

Paul: temper your chocolate!

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[team-iceflower]

Oscar: Everything okay Ruby?

Ruby: Uh yeah, Weiss just texted me. Apparently um, Snow got bullied at school this morning.

Yang: *deep inhale and looks at her watch* If we leave RIGHT now we and take the connecting flight through Haven, we can be in Vale by noon and that PUNKS HOUSE WILL BE IN ASHES BY 12:30!!

Blake: No no, the best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them. Then, you sneak into their house at four a.m. which statistically speaking, is the hour which people are least prepared to defend themselves.

Yang: Correct.

Blake: Once you're standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick. Heavy. Rope. Soaked in red paint, pummeling them over and over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh, as loud as you can for as long as you can. And then, you start to beat them again.

Oscar: *drops his mug*

Ruby: Hm... yeah. *looks at Yang* Yeah I might just wait until I get the details from Weiss and see what actually happened.

Blake: Oh alright, fair enough.

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[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Inej: Kaz, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a wagon today, what do I do?

Kaz: Go after the wagon driver and make him pay for what he did to me.

Kaz: Avenge me, Inej. Avenge me!

Inej: I found this company, and they bury you in a biodegradable sack. So when your body decomposes, it fertilizes the seeds of a fruit tree.

Inej: That's what I want. Because then you and all the people that love me can eat the fruit from my tree.

Kaz: That is fucking mental

Inej: Coming from the guy that wants me to ruin a wagon driver's life just 'cause he killed you swerving to avoid a child.

Kaz: I didn't know about the fucking child.

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[military-newsboys]

Slider: What would you say motivates Mav? Ice: Blowjobs. Slider: …Is there a second option?

#pete maverick mitchell #top gun #incorrect top gun quotes #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #tgm #slider #source: ted lasso #iceman x maverick

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Fili: Uncle, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do? Thorin: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Fili.

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[incorrect-wandanat]

Wanda: You’re always wearing black.

Nat: This isn’t black.

Nat: This is dark heather charcoal.

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: Is everything okay?

Casey: Am I a mess?

Raph: Of course you are. That’s why we get along.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: ted lasso #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #casey jones

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: You're always wearing black.

Regina: This isn't black.

Regina: This is dark heather charcoal.

#snow white #regina mills #snow/regina #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: ted lasso

[incorrectfeaquotes]

Henry (to Maribelle): I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it's horrible. No, thank you.

#fire emblem awakening #fea #henry #maribelle #incorrectfeaquotes #source: ted lasso #incorrect quotes

[batfamgalore]

Jason: And then, at the gala Tim told Bruce that I was the one who broke the vase.

Dick: And he’s still alive?

Jason: Yeah. Instead of beating him to death, I fucking forgave him. I’m still fucking furious about it.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #source: ted lasso

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Peter B Parker: "Okay, Miguel, you won’t like this, but at the moment, Hobie is actually being the more mature one"

Miguel: (growls scowls angrily)

Hobie: "Yeah I’m being super mature you big, dumb, hairy, baby twat!"

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[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Mcgonagall: Okay Mr Lupin, you won’t like this but at the moment Mr Black is actually being the more mature one

Remus: (scowls angrily)

Sirius: Yeah I’m being super mature you big, dumb, hairy, baby twat

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[dyingroses]

Riza Hawkeye: Colonel, you're not gonna like this, but right now, Edward here is being the mature one.

Edward Elric : It's true. I'm being super mature, you big, dumb, hairy baby twat!

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[chopper-and-ap5]

Han, having dinner with Anakin: Boy, I love meeting people's Dads. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.

#source: ted lasso #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes #skysolo #han solo #luke skywalker #hanluke #anakin skywalker #text post #empire strikes back