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incorrect-dnd-classes · 15 hours ago
Wizard: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
Cleric: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.
Monk: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements!?
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f1incorrects · 2 days ago
Seb: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?
Mick: Oh no, we all did.
Seb:
Seb: And you went through with it anyway?
Lance: Yup.
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ir0npvrker · a day ago
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peter and tony: *sitting on a bench together*
stephen: why do you guys look so upset?
tony: sit down and we’ll tell you
stephen: *sits down*
peter: this bench is freshly painted
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wrongmha · 2 days ago
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Kirishima: Aw fuck. Asui: What? Kirishima: What if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? I can't punch a girl! Asui: No, that's okay– Kirishima: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
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thingsoverheardatua · a day ago
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Kirishima: ‘Knowledge’ is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Sero: ‘Wisdom’ is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Kaminari: ‘Philosophy’ is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Bakugou: ‘Common Sense’ is knowing ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie!
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Vi: Everyone, Jinx is coming for Thanksgiving.
Jayce: Really?
Caitlyn: Don't you remember what she did last time?
Vi: I don't even remember.
Caitlyn: She exploded the turkey.
Vi: ...and she said she’ll never do it again.
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incorrectquotesmcu · a day ago
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Sam: I can’t express how much I hate fucking bees.
Scott: Then stop fucking bees? It’s a really simple solution.
Sam: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
Clint: Not after the Bee Movie we don’t.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 5 hours ago
Roy: Sorry it took me so long. I broke down on the way here.
Hughes: Don’t worry. Is your car okay?
Roy: Car?
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f1incorrects · 2 days ago
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Seb: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Kimi: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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incorrectfrogs · a day ago
sprig: It’s really frustrating how you have to wait, like, two weeks before you can drink the milk after you buy it. You gotta wait for the day to be the same as it is on the bottle, I know, but why don’t shops just sell the milk when it’s ready?
anne: Sprig, I need to speak with you immediately.
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ir0npvrker · a day ago
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sam: there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel
bucky: it’s usually an oncoming train
sam: could you just try to not kill my vibe for five fucking seconds?
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rwbybutincorrect · 2 days ago
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Yang: Dad’s not home, you know what that means
Yang: Walking around the house talking to the imaginary audience for three hours straight
Ruby: I’m watching a cringey movie on the big TV instead of my scroll!
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hadesisqueer · 2 days ago
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Ren: Look, Oscar, I appreciate you're trying to deal with this in a healthy way, but creating a montage of all the times you've been hurt and beat up set to "It's a Hard Knock Life" may not be the best way to do that.
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Hufflepuff: Gryffindor and Slytherin are screaming and shouting outside, don’t you think you should do something?
Ravenclaw: You're right, I should.
Ravenclaw: *closes the window*
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