Percy: Hey, Annabeth. Have you seen the lunch special today?
Annabeth: really? that's your opening line?
Percy: Well, I was gonna use "hey beautiful, where you been all my life?" but I'm only, like, fourteen.
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Casey: I am a responsible adult!
Raph: *raises an eyebrow*
Casey: I am an adult.
Raph: *raises both eyebrows*
Casey: I'm still older than you.
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Draco: You've been stalking me?
Bellatrix: You call it stalking, I call it 'lovingly lurking in the shadows'
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Zuko: I’m a lover, not a fighter.
[ Azula grabs his shirt. ]
Azula: Well today, you’re a victim.
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Charmy: I am a responsible adult!
Gauche: [raises an eyebrow]
Charmy: ...I am an adult.
Gauche: [raises both eyebrows]
Charmy: I'm still older than you!
Gauche: [flinches visibly]
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Rumple: *walks into the room*
Regina: Bundle up everyone, it just got partly creepy with 100% chance of annoying.
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Ted: I am a responsible adult!
Richie: *raises an eyebrow*
Ted: I am an adult.
Richie: *raises both eyebrows*
Ted: I'm still older than all of you!
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Jayce: I am a responsible adult!
Caitlyn: *raises an eyebrow*
Jayce: I am an adult.
Caitlyn: *raises both eyebrows*
Jayce: I'm still older than all of you!
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Ancano: *walks into the room*
Onmund: Bundle up, everyone. It just got partly creepy with 100% chance of annoying.
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Percy: You've been stalking me?
Annabeth: You call it stalking, I call it lovingly lurking in the shadows.
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Peach: you’ve been stalking me??
Bowser: you call it stalking, I call it "lovingly lurking in the shadows"
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April: You've been stalking me?!
Donnie: You call it stalking, I call it "lovingly lurking in the shadows"
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Bellatrix: I am a responsible adult!
Narcissa: *raises an eyebrow*
Bellatrix: I am an adult
Narcissa: *raises both eyebrows*
Bellatrix: I'm still older than you
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Glimmer: We need to distract them. Adora. Find something you can throw at them so that we can escape.
Adora: Got it.
[ She picks up a tank. ]
Glimmer: No! Something small.
Adora: I understand.
[ She picks up Catra. ]
Catra: Really?
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Gauche: Hold up, you've been stalking us for years?!
Henry: You call it stalking, I call it "lovingly lurking in the shadows."
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Sirius: I am a responsible adult!
Regulus: *raises an eyebrow*
Sirius: I am an adult.
Regulus: *raises both eyebrows*
Sirius: I'm still older than you.
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