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#Speedster shit
xysidhequeen · 6 months
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It’s getting late (for me that is) but what about Jason first meeting with the rest of the council (Frostbite, Clockwork, Pandora and etc)?
You mean: Abominable Snowman, Benjamin Button and Mommy-sorry Step On Me? (Jason's crush on Wonder Woman did in fact transfer to Pandora)
Jason generally likes all of the council, and all of the council likes him in turn because he makes Danny happy.
He met Frostbite first. Danny took him to the Far Frozen to get checked out and to be sure the Baby Ghost was healthy and stuff. Jason had been forewarned and honestly, by that point, yetis were just one of those 'yeah that tracks' moments for Jason. Jason asked Frostbite, as a joke, if he could give him a piggyback ride. Frostbite picked him up, plunked him on his shoulder and booked it. 10/10 Jason had the BEST time. Definitely his favorite doctor.
Clockwork he met next, and it basically went:
Clockwork: I see you found your knight young king.
Danny: Yeah, thanks for WARNING ME
Jason: Who the is this fucker?
Danny: imagine a grandpa given unlimited power over time but retaining the 'stay off my lawn' energy but towards the time stream.
Jason: Ah
Clockwork: Wonderful. Off you two go
He then yeeted (yote?) Them through a portal because a member of the Flash Fam had severely fucked the timestream doing speedster shit. Luckily CW had smashed a hat on Jason's head first and he was in human form so the Flash fam member didn't recognize him. They were a bit too occupied with Danny yelling at them for fucking up and ripping them out of the speed force. The Flash fam member bought them lunch. (This was not the first or last time CW sent Danny to deal with the Flashes. They knew of him, and were all more than a little frightened of Danny. They think he's like. A speedforce demon or something. Theyre glad he eats burgers and not their souls) it was fun, even if they were stuck in the 40s for a bit until they cleaned everything up and got the Flash fam member back in the proper timeline. (You can imagine this as any of the Flash fam)
Jason met Pandora when she came to spar with Danny. And he just. Instant puppy crush. He watched this Amazonian woman beat the snot out of Danny and it was the best day of his life. If Fright Knight hadn't already claimed him as a protégé he would've been begging Pandora to train him. She thinks Jason is cute and is always happy to spar with him when she's around.
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ghostbsuter · 4 months
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Danny's relationship with time was a fickle thing.
Sure, the literal being of time is his grandpa, dad, sibling, son?
It was really fickle.
But one thing is clear, he could use it, twist it, and control it for a few chances. With Time's blessing, of course.
And he does so, with every villain, hero, mob boss, vigilante, assassin, and alien he comes across.
If only they'd stopped calling him a speedster. Does it really look like he needs to run to be better?
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adhdslugcrimes · 1 year
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At Bruce's 46th funeral because man doesn't understand a vacation day doesn't mean fake your death, but bats are gay and extra so.
Dick: it's giving cunt.
Jason: he ate.
Tim: slay and slaughtered.
Stephanie: he worked it up till death.
Cass: it's giving he's in the Bahamas finally getting the rest he needs.
Duke: it gave.
Damian: he severed it up.
Jarro: *starfish alien speech for he's going to eat his chair.*
Barbara: so checking off jumping off his own building off the list, this would be alarming if it wasn't Bruce.
Jim: I hope he's having a nice vacation, but maybe we should tell him to not do this though... I don't know how much more my heart can take anymore.
Dick: welp funeral is done, Jay and Cass share the Batman mantle I'm going back to work see you guys later. *Claps hands and Wally came and got him.*
Jay and Cass: *high-five each other*
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cryptocism · 3 months
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Chapter 18: Two's Company
You know what they say about best-laid plans.
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Just found out electric eels a) technically aren't eels, they're just fish that look like eels and b) swim in a special way that make them extremely fast swimmers (with average speeds of 62 mph)
So anyway, merperson au where the speedsters are electric eels
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sewer-rat0 · 1 year
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Traditional art speedster dump
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possum-fiend · 5 months
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I love him so fuckin much 💕💕💕
DC be doing my boy so dirty so I guess I'll just contribute to the fanart🫡
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catwouthats · 6 days
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Okay I’m posting this on its own so yall can see it.
It’s where they grew up/the places that influenced the way they speak
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🎶How we gonna traumatize— the Scarlet Speedster today🎶
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coldflasher · 4 months
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the flash should have ended with barry quitting his job at ccpd to become a stay-at-home husband and that's on that
#the fun part is it genuinely could have ended like that. i have no idea. still haven't watched it#NOBODY TELL ME BTW#THAT IS NOT ME ASKING FOR SPOILERS. I'LL GET TO IT#but honestly it's the only thing that makes sense. i have genuine reasons for this#namely: how the fuck is iris. an incredible but ordinary non-speedster woman. meant to look after a baby speedster#ordinary babies are already making it their life's mission to die. eating shit they shouldn't. rolling over and suffocating.#idk i don't know about kids but i know babies are breakable and will roll off tables and god knows what else#now imagine you have a toddler and she can literally move at hundreds of miles per hour#how the fuck was iris meant to cope?#i still maintain that when they did the 'she put a power dampener in nora' plot it should have been like. not a control thing#but also yeah. literally a control thing because HOW THE FUCK ELSE WAS SHE MEANT TO LOOK AFTER HER BABY#if barry is gone and she's a single mother. assuming no other speedsters are around to help her. what the fuck else was she meant to do?#of course she had to suppress her powers because how can you stop your toddler running into traffic if she can run 1000 times faster than u#how do you keep her in her crib at night if she can phase through the bars?#in that sense. yeah it's fucked up. but you can understand it. you can empathize. what other options did she have?#so yeah stay-at-home dad barry is the only thing that makes sense for genuine safety reasons#he is quite literally the only one who can keep up with the kids#they dropped the ball on nora is all i'm saying. again. fic that lives in my head where original nora's death actually means something#and we get a new nora who is ACTUALLY a different person. as she would be considering her whole upbringing was different#and she has to somehow live up to the memory of a version of her that was erased from time#part of barry and iris can't accept that that specific version of their daughter is gone and it's not her#THE ANGST POTENTIALLLL#in my head she doesn't even go by nora because she's like. THAT'S NOT ME. SHE DIED. WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT WHO I AM AND LOVE ME FOR ME#she goes by dawn bc yeah im still kinda sad they didnt use that name#fictional characters give ur kid an original name instead of always naming them after dead ppl challenge#my fics#my meta
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roaring-at-the-sky · 2 months
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I don't think I could stress enough that one of Wally's major character traits is that he just cares so much.
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ftl-faster-than-life · 3 months
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Mmmmn.
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spaceferren-comics · 7 days
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A yet to be named speedster! If you can think of a fun name, tell us!
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empressofthelibrary · 2 years
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I hate it when a one-shot character from a "hypothetical future" comic that canon made impossible by the end of the story itself works their way into my brain and lodges there
I don't even remember his name and he doesn't have his own wiki page. This boy is a blip in the grand scheme of things
But I want to steal him
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avisisisis · 1 year
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I hate it when the Flash (Wally, Barry, and honestly just the speedsters in general) is made... dumb. People completely ignore the magnitude of those fuckers's powers, and since they're so goddamn OP, they make them stupid to nerf them
That's why I love it when I see a realistic scene of them showing their actual speed. The other people's faces are always hilarious and it feels so good to see a version of them that isn't made so dirty
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Not to over hype One Minute War but I really want a scene where the speedsters snap back to reality and the dust that's been hanging in the air finally falls and the statues of their teammates breathe again and there's fire and confusion and chaos but the speedsters just stand there.
Grim. Armed. Bloodied.
They seemed taller than usual. The static that they're generating made any exposed skin tingle. It's so thick in the air that the other heroes felt pins and needles in the back of their throats after every breath.
There were twelve speedsters in the room; An eclectic mix of seniors, fathers, mothers (one pregnant), teenagers and children. None amongst them were suited for the horrors of war. This was a family, not an army. And yet looking at them, strong, unified, controlled, there seemed no other description fit.
No one in the room knew what was happening but no one dared to interrupt.
There was an alien general with them. It was clear that she wasn't there willingly. She called someone. A leader? Another general? She said that the war was over. That the Fraction had lost. Their speedforce connections had been stripped away, their weapons broken, their tech stolen. There was nothing to be done but retreat.
The answer was a demand.
"Keep fighting."
But the reply did not come from the alien general. The reply came from one of their own.
"Okay, sure." He scoffed. The first break in their serious demeanors. Normally a speedster joking around would calm tensions. This did not. His muscles were taut, conditioned to react to anger with violence. He stood stock still, restraining himself as though terrified that any movement he made would break open the floodgates.
"Makes sense that losing your speed doesn't really scare you much. It was just a battle strategy, am I right? A leg up on your opponent. I mean, when you think about it, speed wasn't even a factor in this war. We all went the same speed. We met you on a level playing field." It was context to the situation, something that the other heroes desperately needed but the tone in which it was spoken, the forced casualness of it, had everyone focusing solely on the speedster. His words were like an orchestra; They conveyed nothing but emotion.
"And yet that's not true, is it?"
There was a pause. A few seconds for them but far too long for someone like him.
"You had weapons of mass destruction and equipment and ships. You had thousands of fit, fully trained soldiers at your disposal. You had the element of surprise and battle strategies." His eyes narrowed. The lights in the room became noticeably brighter and hairs raised as the ambient ampage rose to dangerous levels.
"We had none of that. And yet at every turn, at every battle, we stopped your advances and whittled your numbers. Your entire army fell to our hands and now, without your speed, you want to take your chances with the rest of Earth?" He scoffed.
"You couldn't handle twelve of us but sure, go ahead. We're not going to stop you. See how long you last against the full force of Earth."
A full retreat was ordered. The Green Lanterns created an intergalactic treaty stating that they were never to return and then escorted their battered troops out of the sector.
The speedsters stood vigil the entire time: Quiet. Focused. Determined.
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