2019 - 2020
Peter, carrying a baby elephant: ᶜᴬᴺ ᵂᴱ ᴷᴱᴱᴾ ᴵᵀ ᴹᴿ ˢᵀᴬᴿᴷˀᵎ ₚₗₑₐₛₑ?
Tony, freaking out: um… I uh,,, wh- how are yo- i mean,,,
Stephen, sprinting towards them: ABSOLUTELY NOT YOUNG MAN PUT THAT ELEPHANT 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗪.
Peter: May just made seven layer bean dip, you want some?
Tony: Sorry kid, I don’t like beans.
Peter, eyes boring into Tony’s soul: …Who the fuck doesn’t like beans.
Peter: it’s something I like to call
Peter: critical thinking
Tony: Peter, microwaving a bag of marshmallows is not an efficient way of making s’mores-
Peter, covered in sugary goo: I tHoUgHt tHeY wOuLd hEaT uP fAsTeR iN bULk oKaY?!?!?
i forgot why i made this do you guys want it
I drew a little spider yesterday in class and my best friend… Doesn’t like them? I think? Anyway, she wanted them dead. So there’s a little comic-like thingy from it
And there are just two friendly looking little spiders to look at, because they are cute.
ⁱᵗ’ˢ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ ᵃ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵐʳ. ˢᵗᵃʳᵏ
Peter: I wish I could get the same amount of praise as a sham-WOW.
Tony: I’m going to hug you now so shut up.
Tony: I’m gonna stand outside. So if anybody asks
Tony: tell them I’m outstanding.
I’ve started reading fanfic waaaAayyy too early.
Any ways to get to the importantly bit: READ THIS!!
Thank you and goodbye, you will be thanking me later.
Tony: What professions do you want to get into?
Peter: I want to get into a coma
Tony: Kid no
Tony: Pete, you have school today. You gotta get off the couch eventually.
Peter, who fell asleep at the compound the previous night: wake me up when September ends
Uh so I did a thing and now my heart h u r t s
Peter: Hey, I’m going to the store. Do you want something?
Tony: A reason to live.
Peter: I have like 5 dollars.