#Squeeze bottles

[cookingwithhustlers]

#food #squeeze bottles #walmart

[scruplescripture]

Itssgghnnnn Valentine’s Day!

It’s obvious no one has ever loved me from my artwork but it’s okay because Prismo and Scarab

#prohibitedwish #I squeezed this one out of myself like an empty ketchup bottle #I’m a printer on low ink

[hyunpic]

#hyunjin #skz #q #these glasses looked familiar to me but i think im just thinking about that sponge bob ep where he wears glasses #fantaken #stray kids #i have never wanted more to tap and squeeze him like an almost empty ketchup bottle

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Dazai: *upends the bottle*

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp leo #ikevamp dazai #let it be known that #1. these two should never be left unsupervised #2. these two should never be left to gang up on poor mozart (rip amadi taken from us too soon by shenanigans) #3. these two should never. EVER. cook together #the result will either be the tastiest thing in the world #or something fit to send you to outer space (and i. do not mean the fun way i mean the 'what dimension are we in?????' way) #i also love how with this one i don't even see leo being mad that fker would be like #'finally none of that weak sauce two drops of alcohol. i wanna get TRASHED' #while everyone else (except maybe arthur) looks on in dismay #leonardo there's gotta be a better coping mechanism--no squeezing mc's ass like a stress ball is not a valid coping mechanism-- #(she said. like a LIAR--) #also man can i just say after reaching Dazai's rt ch.15 #upending a whole ass bottle of vodka is a hard MOOD #i feel like i always wondered why i struggled to see him as a bias and now im just like #'of course i know him. he's me' meme #there's only room for one evasive clown in this house and its ME #although to be fair i do think i qualify more as a jester #alas what can a mfer do but meme and be strong for mother (comte) #source: incorrect quote generator

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Amurol Squeeze Pop Sports Bottle Candy (1990’s)

#Amurol #squeeze pop #candy #1990s #90s #sports bottle #drink #90's #90s nostalgia #90s kid #90s aesthetic #90s style #1990s nostalgia #1990s toys #1990s kid #1990s aesthetic #1990s vintage #1990s style #y2k #2000s nostalgia #2000s kids #y2k nostalgia #y2k aesthetic #y2k style #y2kcore #y2k vibes #y2k trends #candys #sweets #sweettreats

[anchored-nyctophilia]

yes yes the agony of heartbreak, the anguish of unrequited love is all good and fine, but have you ever overshot a titration?

#chemistry labs #are my very own purgatory #titrations are fine #i havent overshot one yet #but the pure panic when the burette suddenly spews a whole ocean of kmno4 #why cant we have nice things #burettes leaking concentrated h2so4 spills plastic squeeze bottles that dont work #chem #science #sciencecore #mad science #stem #science academia #chaotic academia #dark academia #college #exams #exam season #labs #chemistry #women in stem

[littlemagicalstardust]

Orange Cassidy & bottle flips.

#orange cassidy #freshly squeezed #sammy guevara vlog #bottle flips #chill vibes #aew #galaxy con #my gifs #gifset

[fitzrove]

Not to be weird but it's so funny and iconic to me how in that 2013 boot oliver!tod is actually quite gentle with lukas!rudolf during the schatten and mayerling manhandling parts. Like is this because Oliver knows personally that it hurts when Mark your coactor throws you facedown on the floor and didn't want to subject someone else to that ahshjfjgjh

#i still think oli fell on purpose because there's multiple videos with that ahdhgjgj and mark never throws anyone else #but it's funny that correspondingly he takes extra care when he's tod #i also love how incredibly violent máté and jesper are. like máté just shakes him like a pepsi bottle and makes his arms windmill around #he doesn't throw lukas or fritz the same way he just grabs and squeezes them ajsjfjgj #some actors just Commit To The Bit to an insane degree xD #musicals #theatre

[rapidhighway]

The problem with me is that I need to drink my body weight in the most expensive juice every single day or I will die

#I can't drink the cheap ones anymore #i literally could treat myself some time ago and I started drinking like the fancy #100% squeezed juice that costs 8zł for the smallest bottle #i dont like the other ones they taste like shit now i cant go back ToT #there is a single one that i actually enjoy that's cheap and it's somehow the most chemical juice on the planet #caprio multiwitamina my beloved #tastes like domestos but i love it #but I've been drinking it constantly before bc i didn't want to spend my money on teh expensive ones and now I've had enoughh #anyway i bought the expensive juice today n i immediately drank it all in one sitting like some kind of animal. #TOT pls send help i do not have the money to be buying this shit Tot

[danthropologie]

danielricciardo: My Secret Sauce. Coming soon 👀🍷

#daniel ricciardo #m:sm #dan #arms #hands #dr3 #wattpad fodder #i don't know what it is about these pics but they create such a visceral reaction in me that i want to hulk smash my phone #like i need to just squeeze it so fucking hard that it crumples up like a ball of tinfoil #i need to bite it and shake it around in my mouth like a feral dog #i need to throw it off a cliff i need to put it in a blender i need to blast it off to space i need to get RID of it #because i as a human woman cannot take this anymore!!!!!! #and that's not even getting into the forearm / hand / bottle holding combo in the second pic GOD #or the fucking CAPTION jesus christ #yes i will taste your sauce just give me the opportunity thanks

[yourlocalfairygothparent]

MK1 Bi-Han gives me the vibes of a silly black cat who constantly bristles, growls and hisses at everything and everyone, including his own reflection

#Bi-Nyan #No thoughts. Only VIOLENCE #he has one braincell and it is full of rage #and I love him for it #he is so hot yet so goofy #*squeezes him like a squeaky toy* #btwn his perpetual grumpiness and cheesy puns I can’t take him seriously #Kuai and Tomas using a spray bottle on him to stop him from wrecking shit #bi han #mortal kombat 1

[sunnibits]

hi it’s almost 2am but I can’t stop thinking about this so here’s how I think the (romanceable) bg3 companions would cuddle with someone at night. feel free to imagine your tav/durge in these scenarios and kick your feet about it.

Wyll:

he likes to sleep on his back (one arm behind his head propping him up, very attractive, gentlemanly) while you use his chest as a pillow. he’ll wrap an arm around your shoulders, use that hand to rub your back, stroke your hair, and generally dote on you as he literally whispers poetry to you or even sings you to sleep. type of guy to admire your bleary-eyed face when you wake up and say “good morning, sleeping beauty”.

Halsin:

okay you’re getting one of two things here. either you get spooned from behind in the world’s biggest, strongest bear hug ever, (and yes your ass is pulled FLUSH with his hips), or you’re getting a much more literal bear hug and you get to use his sleeping cave bear form as a fluffy heated pillow. either way, you are going to feel the absolute warmest and safest you ever have in your life. the only downside is that he DOES snore and it IS the loudest noise in the entire world.

Lae’zel:

she refuses to participate in such an undignified activity as “cuddling”, but she WILL protectively sit by you and keep watch as you sleep. half of it is truly her way of showing love by looking out for you while you’re vulnerable, and the other half is secretly an excuse to freely admire your face and form without feeling the need to hide it. (she’s a sweetheart <3).

Gale:

this isn’t even that related to the cuddling but the very first thing on my mind is GALE. READING. TO. YOU. oh boy it’s happening whether you want it or not. he’s either reading a book, telling a story, or extensively infodumping on whatever random topic has hooked him that night. plus, he loves listening when you do the same thing in return! as far as actual cuddling goes, I picture him being either similar to Wyll - sort of on his back and letting you use him as a pillow - OR lying with his head in your lap, letting you pet his hair like he’s a tressym cat, happily listening to you talk until you both fall asleep. he also snores, and though it isn’t nearly as loud as Halsin, you SWEAR you have literally heard him go “snork mimimi” but nobody in camp believes you.

Shadowheart:

sometimes teases you about cuddling but actually thinks you’re so fucking adorable for it and truly enjoys cuddling you. tbh I don’t really have any strong ideas about her actual cuddling style but I can imagine her being open to most things, especially face to face type cuddling where you just gaze into each other’s eyes and snuggle up close. she often likes to make cuddling flirty, wrapping an arm around your waist and confidently pulling you closer until you’re within kissing range….

Karlach:

pre-engine fix? DESPERATELY wants to cuddle you. oh my god she wants to spoon you so fucking bad. she is practically weeping because she can’t cuddle you. instead she’ll settle for just being your personal proximity space heater until she can actually touch you. when that day finally comes though? absolute snuggle bug. all over you. LOVES spooning, especially engulfing you in her arms as a crushing big spoon, but she will love to cuddle in any way you please. on the rare occasion she acts as the little spoon, she’ll cuddle Clive while you cuddle her <3.

Astarion:

full-on cuddling can be a little too much for him (especially when it’s not centered around sex), but what he does like to do is just… lie very close together, facing each other. just waking up and seeing you resting across from him does wonders to reassure and soothe him during his sleepless nights. and if sometimes, after he jolts awake from a nightmare, if his hand should dart out to squeeze yours, well…. you never comment on your entangled fingers in the morning. (also, in a world where he’s almost fully healed and deeply comfortable, he’s a little spoon <3).

I would do Minthara but I’m ngl I have not done a playthrough with miss girl yet so I don’t know enough about her </3 if anyone has ideas for her tho feel free to drop them I’d love to hear it!! I feel like she would be similar to Lae’zel but idk….

also if anyone wants to hear ideas about any non-companion or non-romanceable homies I’d be happy to share my thoughts I love thinking about cuddle headcanons :)))

#*squeezes a glass bottle so hard in my fist I shatter it* I LOVE CUDDLING HEADCANONS #LARIAN LET ME CUDDLE MY PARTNER PLEASEEEEEE #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Fave drinks of all The Men + Lusa?

Why was my first thought "alcoholic drinks?" The answer is not, in fact, alcoholic drinks.

Giovanni

Big fan of Horchata, even though everyone thinks he's weird for it. Only drinks it on occasion as a treat to himself.

Maxie

Vodka Iced tea, either sweet or peach. Especially the kind that's actually just powder/liquid that you mix into water, because he has to trick himself into drinking water.

Archie

Water, obviously. He also likes the squeeze bottles, particularly MiO Water Enhancers.His favourite is Wicked Blue Citrus.

Cyrus

He's not picky, usually he'll pick up whatever is put in front of him, but has become weirdly fond of Faze Pop Ghost. Guzma bought some and didn't like it, so it got left in the fridge, where Cyrus decided to take it, and he got kind of hooked to it because it tastes better than the stuff he usually drinks to stay up when he's working.

Ghetsis

Chamomile Tea, but generally any hot tea or hot drink he enjoys. Strongly anti-iced tea and thinks Maxie is an idiot.

Colress

Coffee. There's a very uneven Coffee/Energy Drink split on the team, and he's the main coffee guy. They literally didn't have a coffee machine until he bought one. He makes it with vanilla almond milk.

Lysandre

Anything with pomegranate juice in it. Big fan of the Raspberry Pomegranate Refresher from Starbucks.

Guzma

Energy drink enthusiast. Usually gets the fruit punch flavors. There's this thing at the coffee shop by my house I think he'd like called a Blenderkiller that's a bunch of ice blended up with a redbull, a rockstar, and 5 types of Torani syrup.

Lusamine

Cherry lemonade, preferably with Maraschino cherries. Big fan of fruit drinks in general, but lemonade she gets weirdly specific about. Hates pulp in drinks and wants to strangle whoever puts it there.

#Archie got Maxie those little squeeze bottles of koolaid mix once and he immediately tried to drink it raw #he's refused to drink Koolaid since #.ooc #.hc #tw alcohol

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Actually and so fr fuck customer service can I PLEASE just read style fanfiction as my job

#y’all would not believe how horrendous those last 3 hours at work were #sunny day. smoothie shop. lunch rush. BY MY FUCKING SELF #AND THE GODDAMN HAZELNUT SQUEEZE WOULDNT COME OUT THE BOTTLE AND I HAD A BILLION PEOPLE WANTING SMOOTHIE BOWLS WITH THAT SHIT #I had a line OUT THE DOOR #literally no time to even send an sos to the work gc #I started this job to get my anxious ass used to working under pressure but CALL ME TWEEK MF TWEAK BC #TOO MUCH PRESSURE #south park #someone pay me to read sp fanfiction all day PLS #pay me to be your comment hype man #I’m really good at it

[mishkakagehishka]

I am so miserable.

#I HATE BEING SICK. #i've wasted an entire toilet paper roll and my ear pressure is no longer equal in both ears😭 #i have my bottle of freshly squeezed lemonade but the lemons were bought at kaufland and i think they're imported #and my citrus snobby ass can Feel that shit. <- her family grows their own lemons and other citruses #whwbsbbsd... .and it's already past 2pm and i have work i need to dooooooo

[pentacass]

playing with the idea of ves being named the alliance's deputy commander long after kotxx. she has the credentials for it, but absolutely haaates it and resists it for as long as she can cos 'i clawed my way up to the dark council and ruled the sith empire. i commanded fleets and conquered planets. i refuse to play second fiddle to a stupid little jedi.' but when aelirra is away and the alliance needs a leader, you can count on her to show up like

#'hello naughty alliance time to do some CRIME' #*sounds of lana sighing n squeezing the spray bottle* #doing outfits is making me think thoughts #swtor #vestra lenshe #yzstuff #yzswtor