Stan has seen this show before.
“We need to—Richie, get off of me! We need—Dude, fuck off!”
Richie’s loud laughter echoes through the room, bouncing off the walls and only getting louder as Eddie elbows, shoulders, and shoves Richie down the couch, fruitlessly.
It’s eerie, really. They really are exactly like they were when they were kids.
Unfortunately for them, Stan hasn’t changed much either.
“Rich, if you want to sit in Eddie’s lap so badly, at least buy him dinner first.”
Richie chokes at that, finally flinging himself to the other end of the couch and snapping his attention to Stan, betrayed, his eyes wide and his cheeks pink.
Stan nods in satisfaction. “There. Eddie, now you can moon at Richie properly, and we all don’t have to deal with both of your annoying flirting. Everybody wins.”
He knows he only has about three seconds before all hell breaks loose, but he soaks in the calm before the storm happily.
Some things never change.
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Bill & Richie: *Getting married*
Officiant: Does anybody here object to this marriage?
*All at once*
Eddie: Of course we do!
Mike: Yes
Bev: It’s a terrible idea, really
Ben: Obviously
Stan: How could we not object?
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every year, one member of the club picks the subject for a group costume. that year, it was Ben's turn...
most self indulgent thing I have ever drawn in my life lmaooo. I was going to have them in accurate costumes at first, but knowing it's the 90s, I thought it would be more fun to try to imagine how they might do it themselves instead. I want to do another one based on this as well, but I'm not sure if I'll have enough time, so I'm just posting this now...
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the losers club at camp half-blood
richie tozier, son of dionysus
god of wine, vegetation, fertility, festivity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre
beverly marsh, daughter of hebe
goddess of youth and the prime of life
mike hanlon, son of demeter
goddess of the harvest, agriculture, fertility, and sacred law
stanley uris, son of hades
god of the underworld, the dead, and riches
eddie kaspbrak, son of aphrodite
goddess of love, lust, passion, pleasure, beauty, and sexuality
bill denbrough, son of apollo
god of oracles, healing, archery, music and arts, light, knowledge, herds and flocks, and protection of the young
ben hanscom, son of athena
goddess of wisdom, warfare, and handicraft
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Stan: We are screwed
Mike: Hey, no, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat
Stan *with a mocking smile*: We’re screwed!
Mike: There you go
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Trans Eddie au pt 39! Of course, Stan knows everything. Well, almost everything.
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Preview for the next ep available now on patreon!
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