#Stannis Baratheon

[fjordstan]

GET HIS ASS DAVOS

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #a storm of swords #asos #davos seaworth #stannis baratheon #stannis the mannis #i love how thats a tag #like yeah ok ill tag the mannis #orig #yes im reading storm but not really bc im actually in clash rn #i JUST got to davos i in acok :/ #its been slow going

[bibiundtinaundzombies]

asoiaf characters rated based on how likely they are to own a thermomix.

ned: 2/10 has no idea what that is and is, upon introduction, mildly terrified of it

catelyn -10000/10: ideologically opposed to the thermomix, those things are NEVER even getting CLOSE to her precious kitchen, hates the thermomix and its users with frankly demonic fervor

lysa: 1000/10 self explanatory

tyrion: 7/10 has one and secretly regrets the purchase but still uses it to make pretentious ass hipster shit he himself doesn’t even like but he is desperate to get some use out of it

brienne: 0/10 lives off protein bars, brussel sprouts and tap water and is scared of her own kitchen

cersei: 10/10 collects expensive kitchen gadgets like one might do with lego sets; rarely ever uses it, though, because actual meals don’t agree with her ozempic intake

jaime: 5/10 secretly yearns for it but will tell anyone who asks (or doesn’t) that owning a thermomix is emasculating

edmure: 9/10 has bought one but got electrocuted so hard he had to go to the er when he tried to hook it up

olenna: 3/10 is intrigued but completely and utterly unable to order anything from the internet

rhaenyra: 10/10 can’t be bothered to actually work it herself and has a servant do it for her

alicent: -1000000000000000/10 HATES the thermomix and HATES its users and will shame you on facebook if you own one

helaena: 20/10 the first thing she’s buying once she moves out

alysanne: 0/10 also a part of the extreme anti thermomix movement

rohanne: 20/10 where do you think those handmade poisons are from?

stannis: 0/10 those things are a waste of money and he eats but for sustenance, food intake is not supposed to be fun or enjoyable because life is meaningless

selyse: 20/10 ooooh flashy gadget oooooh

davos: 1/10 he can admit that it is neat but finds that it takes the joy out of the process of cooking

#asoiaf #eddard stark #ned stark #catelyn stark #lysa arryn #tyrion lannister #cersei lannister #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #edmure tully #olenna tyrell #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #alysanne targaryen #rohanne webber #stannis baratheon #selyse baratheon #davos seaworth

[knightsickness]

robert era westeros dashboard simulation

🫁 maidenless

JON ARRYN DEAD 🦀🦀🦀

🐉 rhaegarsvalyria—deactivated

imagine you are lost targaryen princess danaerys marrying your dear brother, prince viserys targaryen 🤍👰🏼‍♀️

📜 citadelscribe

deactivated… king robert got them

🐺 starkupdates

if you don’t speak politics ned’s basically saying ‘not this time, cunt - papa wolf ned isn’t letting you fuck with his pack. while we’re at it, you’re a terrible jouster, bitch!’ to jaime lannister. who else is doing it like him!!

🥘 bowlofbrown

crying at this they’re both lords they DO NOT care if you live or die. what’s wrong with you people

🌞 bowedbentbroken

aren’t their families literally intermarrying

🪵 riverlandspussy

serfs would stan a dog if it was landed

🐊 lizardlion

bracken dick would be good if they didn’t talk about how much better they fuck than the blackwoods the entire time

🌳 oldegodluvrr

why house blackwood stays 🔛🔝

🗝 livesbythefingers

i have terrible news about what blackwoods also talk about during sex

🔥 melisandre

the red represents projected support for STANNIS BARATHEON - king robert’s once and future HEIR

🦑 saltmalewife

shitting myself at this

🐦 muttonmouthed

stannis there’s doubts near the bloody gate watch out !!

💘 luckylikestcriston

🎭 silkyourstreet

every so often someone accidentally reinvents the fourth council of baelor

🦀 celtigwhore

how is crone not sweeping do you people hate women

🫁 maidenless

JON ARRYN STILL DEAD 🦀🦀🦀

🐴 littlestfrey

why are we celebrating? what did he do? /gen

📜 citadelscribe

known cuckold

🌞 bowedbentbroken

do you think littlefinger and varys ever no i shan’t say

🪸 patchpatchpatchface

on earth, the lords eat roast, and the peasants gruel !! in hell, the lords eat gruel, and the peasants roast !!

🪨 dragonstoner

another patchface banger

🦑 saltmalewife

the man cannot miss

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #robert baratheon #stannis baratheon #melisandre #ned stark #jaime lannister #patchface

[kaellecappuccino]

#asoiaf #catelyn stark #lysa tully #renly baratheon #stannis baratheon #sandor clegane #gregor clegane #arya stark #sansa stark #jaime lannister #cersei lannister #tyrion lannister #jon snow #robb stark #theon greyjoy #asha greyjoy #bran stark #daenerys targaryen #rhaegar targaryen

[amber-laughs]

grrm said that only nobles have their heads cut off as a sign of respect and lowborns are hanged but when stannis is constantly threatening to execute jon (a lowborn) he threatens him with beheading proving that his murderous threats are a sign of affection bc jon is his favorite son he never had, his little rascal, his angel face smoochie bear, one could even consider jon to be, his special boy. heightened only by the fact that jon is his closest living male relative. that’s uncle stannis (cousins. but that’s not as fun to say) i could even tell you that jon is his true lawful heir but that might make a lot of you throw up and die

#their father and sonism is something that can be so personal #jon snow #stannis baratheon #valyrianscrolls #valyrian scrolls

[laurellerual]

I love this things @melrosing

#asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #arya stark #stannis baratheon #renly baratheon #gendry #lady stoneheart #catelyn stark #rhaegar targaryen #bran stark #maester cressen #davos seaworth #eddard stark #tywin lannister #nymeria #summer #house stark #house baratheon #melisandre of asshai #house lannister #house targaryen #braavos #grrm

[toadpeee]

The time has finally come…

From the amazing talents of 32 individual artists, I’m bring you…

A TAROT OF ICE AND FIRE

Cover art: mkur_art (Instagram)

Patchface: @samiligia

The dragon eggs: @mursartifice

Melisandre: @wweskywalker

The conquerors: @fkaluis

Bran Stark: Dr3adLady (twitter)

Jon & Daenerys: @toadpeee

Drogon, Viserion & Rhaegal: ilona_vvww (twitter)

Brienne of Tarth: taliesart (twitter & Instagram)

Stannis Baratheon: oynon (Instagram) & @toadpeee

Geroge R. R. Martin: @toadpeee

Ned Stark: ilona_vvww (instagram)

Tyrion Lannister: pulksten (twitter)

Lyanna Stark: @polluxxxart

Rickon Stark: @jimmymmtz

Arya Stark: @arte072

Sansa Stark: Sansapilled (twitter)

Olenna Tyrell: highgardenart (twitter)

The World: @toadpeee

Jorah & Daario: @jimmymmtz

Missandei: @reynyra

Oberyn Martell: mrm215555 (twitter)

Podrick Payne: @wodania

Renly Baratheon: @wodania

Robert Baratheon: @laurellerual

Catlyn Stark: Sali_alenn (twitter)

Tywin Lannister: @cyareaxes

Samwell Tarly: @laurellerual

Greyworm: @shikadraws

Rhaegar: @faeporcelain

Margaery Tyrell: highgardenart (twitter)

Jon Snow: Nataa_draws (instagram)

Robb Stark: rozesdoesart (instagram)

Tommen Baratheon: @francy-sketches

Varys: Alorescott (twitter)

Jaime Lannister: talisart (twitter)

Joffrey Baratheon: mrm_215555 (twitter)

Sandor Clegane: @banadraw

#game of thrones #asoiaf #game of thrones art #jonerys #a song of ice and fire #melisandre #the conquerors #daenerys targaryen #brienne of tarth #stannis baratheon #bran stark #oberyn martell #margaery tyrell

[daenystheedreamer]

#people's princess ^_^ #stole this from a terror meme. im sorry women #yes i made the eyes bluer. that's girlie #stannis baratheon #asoiaf

[artist-ellen]

Stannis Baratheon

We are never forgiving and never forgetting this complicated Baratheon's crimes. I went for a very stoic/minimalist sort of look for Stannis. He has to contrast his two energetic, extroverted, unserious brothers. He still needs the gold/yellow, but it's a costume heavy on the deep blacks and almost Quaker-inspired finishing touches.

I am the artist! Do not post without permission & credit! Thank you! Come visit me over on: instagram, tiktok or check out my coloring book available now \ („• ֊ •„) /

#stannis baratheon #ellenart #redesigning game of thrones #asoiaf #character design #costume design #valyrian scrolls #digital illustration #historically inspired #house baratheon

[jeyneofpoole]

stannis is the general manager of the world's worst olive garden. davos is his favorite assistant manager and sometimes stannis takes him into the walk-in and licks the stumps of his fingers in a normal way. jon is his least favorite but he runs that shit like the navy which stannis respects except he's literally held jon down before to wipe the eyeliner off of his face because he hates emos. jon cries in the walk-in. after the fingersucking. oh also it's important that you know in this au stannis did still cut off davos's fingers himself and that's not like normal they're just fucking crazy. the pasta at this place sucks shit.

#yippee #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #jon snow #stannis baratheon #davos seaworth #stavos #modern asoiaf

[rainbow-femme]

Stannis: Why did my brothers, The Party Kings, inspire so much love and loyalty while I, Guy Who Let’s A Witch Set People on Fire-

#he’s just out here burning people and religious icons and wondering why everyone loved the drunk guy who sang and hung out all the time #asoiaf is a comedy #stannis baratheon #stannis the mannis

[fuckalicent]

jon stannis and edd’s miserable asses on the wall together how did it not collapse from the sheer woefulness emanating off them all

#jon snow #stannis baratheon #dolorous edd #edd tollett #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #a feast for crows

[knightsickness]

stannis victim of misogyny untenably real

#being anti roberts claim pro stannis claim also really funny #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #hotd #house of the dragon #stannis baratheon

[amber-laughs]

honestly the rebellion did nothing but tear siblings apart. lyanna and ned on opposite sides of the war leading to a rift between ned and benjen, ashara and arthur losing each other, lysa slipping deeper into her resentment of catelyn, the final nail in the coffin for stannis and robert, hoster and the blackfish parting, cersei and jaime delving deeper into their sick ways, oberyn fleeing westeros forcing him and doran to grieve their sister on their own never healing

#valyrianscrolls #robert’s rebellion #asoiaf #ned stark #lyanna stark #ashara dayne #my sweet siblings who never healed #benjen and ned you’re the ones i feel the deepest for #arthur dayne #robert baratheon #stannis baratheon #cersei lannister #jaime lannister #oberyn martell #elia martell #doran martell #the blackfish #hoster tully #a song of ice and fire #catelyn tully #lysa tully

[melrosing]

baramelldansen

more here

#robert baratheon #stannis baratheon #renly baratheon #asoiaf #melrosing art #asoiaf caramelldansen thing #u wanted to see stannis well here he is #idk how many more I’ll post in advance but no harm ig!!

[asharaxofstarfall]

sorry that you view stannis as a chad- sigmamale-based-womanfucker. you're really missing out on the real stannis 'autistic eldest daughter middle child repressed gay accountant girlson-failure' baratheon

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #not me though 😋🤞🤞 #stannis baratheon