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#Star Wars: The Expanded Universe
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Disaster Lineage vs. Their Padawans in the matter of being insulted
Anakin: Ahsoka, pay no attention to them. The worst you can do to them is act like they don't exist.
Ahsoka, disappointed that she can't bite them: Yes, master.
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Obi-Wan: Anakin, think. This isn't how Jedi behave.
Anakin, reluctantly relinquishing his grasp on his opponent's jugular: Yes, master.
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Qui-Gon Jinn: Excuse me- do you think you can say that to MY PADAWAN?
Obi-Wan: Master, no.
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Dooku, handing Qui a knife: Defend your honour.
Qui-Gon, shaking: I don't think this is how Jedi-
Dooku: I want no excuses.
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Master Yoda, steadily pushing Dooku forward like he has wheels: MAKE HIM BLEED, YOU WLL
Dooku: MASTER NO
Yoda: A WUSS, A JEDI IS NOT
Sifo-Dyas, scrambling forwards: NO!!
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Ahsoka: Is it true that whoever wins in a fight against you becomes the Master of the Order?
Mace:
Mace: Yeah?
Cal: Can we fight you for it?
Mace: It’s a shitty job though
Mace: No one should want this job
Mace: Why would you want this job?
Ahsoka: Bragging rights?
Cal: I want to outrank Master Fisto!
Mace: Yeah, good enough
Mace: Cal, rock paper scissors me for it
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auditect · 8 months
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Who else thinks it would have been cool if Mace Windu had dual-weilded his two lightsabers at some point?
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kiwikipedia · 1 year
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I genuinely think that Guda could survive in the SW universe but Anakin would not be able to handle any of the shit that happened in Fgo
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Mace Windu would make an amazing Black Paladin. Also he would greatly care for Black Lion’s pain.
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star-wars-forever · 25 days
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Mara Jade
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allisonmckenzieart · 8 months
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Prepping frantically for Legends Con in Burbank this September- so obviously I had to draw my bby girl Aurra Sing. She's probably my no.1 expanded universe character. I would love to commit crimes with her.
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vexwerewolf · 1 year
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domhnall13 · 7 months
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Yessss! That was perfect.
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Dooku, sipping tea: Wow. The tea is bad.
Sifo-Dyas, walking over: The tea is bad?
Sifo: *sip*
Sifo: The tea is bad.
Jocasta, coming in from the other room: Bad tea? *sip*
Jocasta, nodding: Bad tea.
Cin: Wow. Is the tea bad?
Cin: *chokes*
Cin: The tea is bad.
Plo Koon, walking in from the hallway: Did someone say something about bad tea?
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Fox: If I kill the Chancellor would that be murder or charity?
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auditect · 2 months
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Remember Starkicker, the main character of Star Trek: The Clone Trek?
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This is what he looks like today, after becoming addicted to weed. This is what drugs do to your body. Do you still think they're harmless?
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kiwikipedia · 2 years
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They say the Grand Inquisitor wears robes like a jedi still, and no one knows why. Perhaps, people murmur, it is a sign for the Jedi still on the run, still running from the Empire. Submit, and you will be spared. Perhaps, others say, it is a form of mockery.
No one knows why.
They say the Grand Inquisitor used to be a Jedi, one of the best, that he trained the others. They say that it is because of him and Vader that the other Inquisitors are as strong as they are now.
They say the Grand Inquisitor is rotting, though. From the inside out. There is a tangible darkness that is covering him slowly, eating away at all he touches.
They say the Grand Inquisitor had a title once, the Battlemaster. But now he is known as the Dragon who Brought the Temple down.
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Everyone always is like ‘what about sith obi wan’ ‘what about sith Ahsoka’, I think it would be cool to see other Jedi as Sith. And the current Grand Inquisitor was a Jedi Temple Guard, why not just buff that up to the boss of the Temple Guard? 
As an extra spicy take: The current Grand Inquisitor still serving as an Inquisitor, being the First Brother as Cin has no care for the ‘brother’ ‘sister’ terms. He serves as Cin’s second in command. 
Vader and Cin still would kill one another for a cornchip tho, thats unchanged.
Seriously, though. RIP Kenobi, if Cin was at the reigns I dont think he would’ve managed to get away the first time Reva was on the same planet as him. Cin would’ve hunted him down and ended him too easily. Or at least, thats how I see it.
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[ ID: Two images of the Cin Drallig redesigned to be a bit more like Tony Leung. They are in the same pose, standing with one foot behind the other pointed out while the forward foot points forwards. Both arms are out to the side. In one hand, he holds a lightsaber, the othr a polearm that has the same blade as a lightsaber. Both are colored red. Cin is dressed in robes that could be a Jedi’s and asiatic in appearance to an extent. They are varying shades of black and gray, with the winside of the lower half which flares out being red. His hair is dark and his head is tilted down slightly, though he looks up and to the side. His eyes are the golden-yellow ringged with red that the sith from Star Wars have. In the first image, in addition, there is dark splotching that takes up half of his face and body, fading towards the hands and feet. The eye still shines through and there is a black and white halo of sorts behind his head. The second image under the cut has none of this added on. ]
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Star Wars characters would look cool in Paladin armor from Voltron.
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mandalorianhistorian · 6 months
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stpeachery · 1 year
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Still on my Legends brain rot, with no chance of recovery ♡
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