#Star Wars: The Expanded Universe
Flats done for the redesign. one day i’ll learn shading but still not for today.
Anyways, Tony Leung is great and i used him as a reference for this poc redesign and also this image exists:
A big “oh if thats not Cin—” moment happened when i saw that headline.
Something i always found intersting when seeing Cin’s few scenes in TCW is that he wears clone armor with an unkown insignia on it. No matter how hard i looked i couldn’t find it, but in my works, Cin, the Temple Guard, and the Corries were reather close. An exchange in armor for solidary sake? Maybe Fox and the command corries have guard armorwear somewhere as well
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Vokara, over the Comm: I’m busy
Kit: do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would I just die
Vokara: I’m on my way
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Am I doing this right?
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The Sith Detection Method Plot List (or some junk like that)
Just a heads up not all of these points will be gone over in the fic in detail or at all, I’m not sure how long I want to make it, because this was initially just going to be a dumb oneshot and I have yet to finish the Mando Fic and I want to finish that up before starting another long fic
but!! this is a rough general outline? idk y’all are crazy but I love you
Obviously Kit has the Plan ™ and Mace has the galaxy’s biggest fucking headache ever
“If they don’t like plo, they sus, i would know. I married him.” “That’s just being biased” “Nah bro, I had to fight like six people”
Kit actually isn’t a dumbass and has actual reasons why Pal Friendpatine probably doesn’t like Plo (ie the Malevolence
Now we gotta bring Plo into the convo because you cant discuss a plan like this without telling him
“As flattering as this is, Kit, how do you even plan on confirming your theory?” “Pshh that’s easy, Plo— HEY ANAKIN!”
Anakin is very confused but goes along with it
“you do realize that if Palpatine tries to deny he dislikes me, I might have to fake-date him” “Yeah, I know, and I’m not happy about that option but we do what we must for the republic.”
Palps’ initial dislike. Anakin is even more confused because “But master plo is awesome?? Why wouldn’t you like Master plo? is it because he’s friends with Master Fisto and Master Ti and Master Tiin? that’s kinda racist”
Also Palps is both homophobic and racist but he’s gotta figure out a way to make it work because Plo’s got that electric judgement and Baran Do secrets
Fake Date AU start I Guess???
Oh No Sheev Gets Feelings (You fool, you absolute buffoon)
Maul shows up to do some revenge against Palps because apparently that kel dor is palpatine’s (fake) lover
Dad Koon intensifies and ol’ sheevie can’t kill Maul or Savage now (rip feral you died too soon)
Maul is the asshole cat son who keeps hissing at sheev and “tells” plo that Sheev is the sith
Plo’s just like “yes, yes, i know” “Then what the hell are you doing?” “Well currently stealing all of his assets and also the control data for the Clones’ implant chip from him :)“ “Ohh... can I have the house on Glee Anselm?” “Which one, son? Because your real father would probably like to keep one for the two of us, being a Nautolan and all” “OHHHHHH” (Savage: “can we have the one with the trees? I’ve always wanted a treehouse”)
Plo Koon takes the house in the divorce and also all of the assets and also exposes him as the sith
Palps attempts to attack? only to get yeeted by the Real Husband™ and also their like 300 sons
Maul is still the asshole cat-son to Kit
Wolffe and Maul both give Kit the beat down™ i guess
Maul’s hate boner for Kenobi is curbed because Bultar and Lissarkh can and will kick his ass for waking them and Ahsoka and also Nahdar and Bant up at ungodly hours of the morning for screaming “KENOBI”
They Siblings™ go back and rescue Feral
idk maybe Plo has to fight Shaak ti for rights to train Savage because “he’S MY SON??” “NEITHER YOU NOR YOUR UNCLE TRAINED YOUR RELATIVES, PLO KOON, DON’T START NOW”
Eeth Koth who did not leave the order (he was just on an undercover mission guys) gets to train Feral
Plo Koon still has all of Sheev’s assets :)
The Jedi Order is no longer broke uwu
Jk they’re a little broke. Just not as much
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hello hello 📂
After the Battle of Khrom and Wolffe’s recovery, Plo took the time to teach his sons Teräs Käsi, the hand to hand combat martial art used to combat Force Sensitives. Plo learned it in the nearly four hundred years he’s been alive. Kit also helped and taught what he learned from his Uncle to his Battalion as well.
The Clones are only taught the basics as it is a difficult martial art to master, but they practice none the less. Wolffe finds himself practicing hours in a morning when they aren’t busy as to never be put in that position again.
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Cody, shaking his head: I'm so clumsy today. I keep bumping into things. I've got so many bruises, it's not even funny.
Fox, who broke into his room the night before and moved all the furniture two inches sideways: Damn. That's weird.
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Omega, wearing Tech's glasses: How do I look?
Tech, squinting his eyes: I have no idea.
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Plo: [going over safety protocol]
Plo: And if I’m shot, what do you do?
Wolffe, already loading his blasters: Avenge you.
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[Mace, Plo, and Commander Ponds are held prisoner. Mace is unconscious and mumbling about something.]
Ponds: Poor General. What’d they dose him with? Sodium pentathol?
Plo: Solid food and water. His body’s spent years wrestling nutrients out of Caf and painkillers.
Plo: I expect it thinks it’s been poisoned.
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Hondo: I have you two's children
Obi-Wan: I don't have a child, let alone two, and we're not even in a relationship
Plo: I personally do not view Master Kenobi that way, no, so I think you have the wrong people.
Ahsoka: Oh hey, Master Plo, Master Obi-Wan!
Anakin: These nice Pirates gave us candy!
Plo: Oh Spirits, they have Skywalker and little Soka—
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The Jedi Temple Guard has MASSIVE beef with the Senate Guard and vice versa. Neither group can openly fuck the other over, though, because Jedi aren’t supposed to hold grudges (according to the public but literally we know better in the Order) and the Senate Guard cant just jump a bunch of Jedi (They’ll get their asses kicked) but the fucking tension is there whenever the Senate Gaurd has to escort a Senator to the Temple.
That’s the real reason why the Clones were brought in for the Coruscant Guard, because the Temple and the Senate Guards fucking hate each other and the Senators couldn’t handle the tension between the two Guard Groups.
It doesn’t get better.
Because the Temple Guard instantly went “Yeah these are our brothers now” and Cin signed the adoption papers, much to Plo’s ire at getting there first. Now there is no neutral ground because now the Coruscant Guard and the Temple Guard both are ready to kick the Senate Guard’s collective ass.
No one remembers why the Temple Guard hate the Senate Guard and vice versa, nor who started it. It’s just always been.
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Everyone’s always like “oh Ahsoka should train leia” “Plo should train leia” no. I think Jocasta Nu deserves a chance to train Leia. Calm and collected to give her peace and tamper her emotions down, but also not afraid to use A Fucking Gun
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Wolffe, about Fox: Hey, General, my sibling says they need a new dad, so can you adopt him?
Plo: Yes, I can be his father
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Mace: The next person who says 'owo' or 'uwu' is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
Kit: Cwimes against huwumanity.
Mace: I am going to break your fingers.
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Cody: We need to figure out how to get the Jedi to wear more armor-
Rex: At least your General wears armored boots.
Wolffe: At least your General wears a chest plate.
Ponds: At least your General wears vambraces.
Bly: At least your General wears a shirt.
Monnk: At least your General wears p a n t s.
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Cody: [Yelling at Anakin and Obi-Wan, who have both lost their Lightsabers]
Ahsoka: Gosh, I’ve never seen him so mad.
Rex: Ooh, I have.
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Cody: [trying to guess code to get into Rishi Station]
Rex: [breaks window with a broken droid head]
Cody: Rex, are you crazy, that’s so loud, the droids are gonna hear!
Rex: Don’t worry about it, Cody.
Commando Droid: Hey, what’s going on down there?!
Commando Droid: Alright.
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Mace: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole, truth, and nothing but the truth?
Mace, turning to the rest of the council: What do we do now?
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Fox: Sir, what you did is literally 100% illegal.
Palpatine: OK, but get this: I’m a rich white person.
Fox: Oh, sorry about that then sir.
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Dooku: Can a nautolan breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Cin: Where's Kit, Dooku?
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