Greaseball: Ugh, that can of fuel isn't sitting well.
Rusty: You know, most people don't eat the actual can.
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Caboose: Help! I’m drowning!
Electra : Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Caboose: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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CB: I have decided to become a better person.
*sets a pillow on the floor then trips Rusty so that he faceplants onto it*
CB: See! I'm nice!
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CB: Today's mood is sponsored by KNIFE! Need to cut a thing? Use Knife! Need to poke a hole in another thing? Try using knife! Have one thing and want it to become two or more smaller things. Ya could try a saw. A saw sometimes works. But other times? Ya need Knife!
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Greaseball: If being a hunk is wrong, then I don't want to be right
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Stex Incorrect Quotes
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Greaseball: This is what happens when you make your wife mad but she still loves you and packs you lunch.
Greaseball (reading a note): “Enjoy your fish tacos! Ps. I’m still mad about last night. I love you!”
Greaseball: Really? A fish taco? (Holds up a soft taco with goldfish)
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Poppa: Rusty why you looking sad?
Flat-Top: That's called a "rusting bitch face", Poppa.
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Dustin: did I just see you and Dinah kissing?!?
C.B.: no of course not
Dustin: … there’s lipstick on your mouth
C.B.: we just happen to wear the same shade
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💙Dimi incorrect quote💛
Before I re-entered my skyline gang hyperfix/special interest, I was obsessed with starlight express. So I made this incorrect quote!
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Poppa/Momma: Look around; happiness is trying to catch you!
Caboose, chasing Rusty with a knife: AH HAHAHAHAH-
(Based on a fortune out of a fortune cookie)
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Flat-Top: Tired, huh? Not me! I slept like a trainlet last night!
Flat-Top: No, really. I found an abandoned crib in the trash!
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Me trying to sing "I am the Starlight": Only yooou-I AAAAM THE STARLIII-have the power within yoo-I CAAAN ACHIIEE-just believe in yourself the-ANYTHIIIING
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Greaseball: Away with three, you small angry person you.
Rusty: Shut thy mouth, you arrogant giant jerk you.
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BV: I’ve never studied law but I've spent years on the wrong side of it. That teaches you everything you need to know.
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Dinah: I have a good remedy for anxiety
Ashley: What?
Dinah: So, you get a little blanket, and you get a little tea, and then you watch Wall-E
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