the day cass learns to flirt its over for stephanie
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back with my lineless artstyle
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Viola ✨ poster #2
Poster #1 here 👇
Bonus bit here 👇
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Obsessed with Batkids that came after Jason's death accidentally letting slip things they know about him/talking about him like he's there:
Tim: "Not that he's-- I mean, the way Bruce talks about him, sometimes it's like--
Duke, simultaneously: "We hired a medium last week to communicate with his spirit."
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Steph, accidentally bursting out of the kitchen while Damian is being interviewed: "Someone tell Jason he's an asshole for finishing all the peanut butter." *spots camera crew and freezes*
Damian: "Jason's what I named our new dog. Right Baba? He's the dog we saw last week at the shelter."
Bruce, through gritted teeth: "Yes, I remember saying that we had too many animals already, but anything to make my kids happy."
Steph, awkwardly sidestepping out of the frame.
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Stephanie: Ready to do something that probably won’t work?
Cassandra: Always.
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the man the myth the legend
(he was gonna straight up shoot a guy)
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Bruce Wayne uses his kids to threaten Lex Luthor, whilst simultaneously being the biggest drama queen known to man
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*At a gala*
Brucie: Dick, I've trained you for this moment, make me proud.
Dick: *Brings a posse of reporters and approaches Lex to expose him for his most heinous plans*
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Lex: Damian can't drink that, it's alcoholic. You should not have kids Brucie.
Bruce: *Sues Lex for harrassment*
Also Bruce: *Wins and let's it become the Gotham Gazette's biggest headline*
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Tim: *Hacks Twitter and posts drunk pictures of Lex*
Also Tim: *Makes sure Lex can't access all his social media accounts or sue for defamation*
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Damian: *Curses Lex in Arabic*
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Steph: *Starts a rumour that Lex Luthor is a furry*
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Lex Luthor: *Tries to sue*
Also Lex: *Always loses*
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Bruce Wayne and the batfam have made Lex Luthor Gotham's public enemy.
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Idea creds to: @tims-missing-spleen
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Reverse Trope fics I would pay to read;
-Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss (Jason Todd x Reader)
-Divorce of convenience (Catwoman × Batman)
- Too much communication (Lois Lane × Clark Kent)
- Soulmates who are fated to kill each other (Stephanie Brown × Cassandra Cain)
- True hate kiss, Only kissing your enemy can break the curse (LEGO Movie Batman × Joker)
- Really nice guy who hates only you (Platonic Dick Grayson & Stephanie Brown)
- Hate at first sight (Platonic Duke Thomas & Green Lantern)
- Love triangle where the two love interests fall in love instead (Talia Al Ghul × Catwoman with Batman as the initial love interest)
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MORE! (inprnt)
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If the Batfam made cheap looking outfits of the justice league members who do you think they would each choose?
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The Batkids all decide to go into med school just to spite Bruce because he dropped out.
They might have overestimated themselves because it quickly becomes more of a challenge of "Who can do this the longest?"
Barbara is laughing at them over the comms.
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Out of the blue, Bruce announces to the batfam, that he does, in fact, have a favorite child. He proposes a challenge, that anyone who can guess the favorite child gets first dibs on Alfreds cooking for a whole month (practically winning the lottery) so the batkids are now invested.
Damian immediately guesses Dick, fully under the impression that he’s right and Bruce is just trying to play mind games with them. Damian was incorrect.
Dick guesses Jason after finding out it’s not him, he was wrong, it’s not Jason.
Now Jason is intrigued, he’s noticed Tim still hasn’t guessed but is probably analyzing everything. Knowing Tim takes awhile (even if he is always correct) Jason goes ahead and guesses anyways, completely confident in his answer. Jason guesses Duke, he is incorrect.
Babs, knowing she isn’t one of Bruces kids so she doesn’t count for this challenge (because if she did it would obviously be her) she guesses Damian, the obvious choice. His biological son. Bruce smirks and shakes his head.
Duke guesses Tim, an answer that would make the most sense. I mean, Tim is practically Bruce 2.0, but he isn’t the favorite child.
Suddenly it clicks, Tim is now frustrated it took him so long to see. Obviously the favorite is Cass, who else could it be?? Tim almost has a tantrum when told he was wrong.
Now everyone is confused, they’ve gone through all of his kids. Tim doesn’t know why he hasn’t solved this puzzle yet. He looks for more clues and sees Cass wearing a ring. An engagement ring. The same one Steph is also wearing. It finally makes sense.
“I know who it is,” Tim brags. “But I’ve already used my guess, so Cass, please do the honors.”
Cass then points to Stephanie. Bruce has the biggest grin on his face as his nods. This is how they all find out that Cass and Steph are getting married.
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