#Stoners of Tumbler

[vsmcourt]

Etsy

#stoner blog #art #resin #tumbler

[aperfecthalosblog]

F**k it I am getting stoned Adult 20oz or 30oz skinny tumbler (Glow in dark) This listing is for one 20oz or 30oz skinny tumbler ( Glow in dark option) Ask me about the cold water option!!! Vacuum insulated tumbler with lid and straw. Drinks stay ice cold or steaming hot ALL DAY LONG. Perfect for hot coffee in the morning, cold drinks all day long, or wine at the end of the day. These are custom made and can be custom made for you with a process called sublimation.. Add a name or saying Since these are handmade the image maybe slightly different then pictured ** All tumblers should be hand washed and not placed in the dishwasher. There is no actual glitter the image make it appear like glitter.. Check out my other listings if you can't find what your looking for message me I can put almost any image on a tumbler..

#kitchen collectibles #party Supplies #20oz 30oz tumbler #glow in dark tumbler #homemade Handmade #stoner 420 weed #fuck it #I am getting stoned #adult Mary Jane #stoner weed cup #Marijuana 420 gift #birthday gift #wedding favors

[sturniolo-rat]

The High Life Part 1

Matt Sturniolo X Stoner!Reader

Part 2

A/N: because I need a babysitter when I’m high and this is generally how it goes.

Contains: fluff💕, daddy k!nk

TW: drug use

In which Matt babysits a high Y/N and she becomes submissive and breedable😏

“Matt, would you still love me if I was a worm?” Y/N asks, looking at him through a cloud of smoke.

He looks up from his game “You’re high as shit, but yes, I would, the fuck”? She’s always asking dumbass questions when she smokes. Matt doesn’t smoke himself, but he likes to be around to watch Y/N. Not only does she look really hot, but she becomes so baby, and he wants to take care of her. 

“Okay, but what would you do?” She looks up at him expectantly, looking for a very specific answer.

He turns in his chair. “I’d put you somewhere safe and find the wizard bastard that did this to you.”

Y/N shakes her head furiously. “No, there’s no wizard. The universe just took my human form back and decided I was actually supposed to be a worm.” She says, pulling the rolling tray onto her lap as she sits on the bed facing him crisscross applesauce.

“Alright, easy.” He claps his hands. I got this.” She pauses grinding her weed to lean in. This time, she’s hoping for a more pleasing answer. “I’m going outside every day, rain or shine, even if it’s a hurricane, and I’m screaming up at the sky and demanding the universe turn you back.”

Wrong again. “Oh, so you only care for my human body and not my worm body?” she says indignantly as she struggles to roll her joint.

He grabs her face and kisses her forehead. “Baby, please, you already know you’d have a 6-foot terrarium in our room” he takes her rolling tray off of her and starts fixing her shitty rolling. “but I know you’d be sad cuz you wouldn’t be able to talk. Hence my screaming at the universe.” He licks the end of the rolling paper and seals the joint up. “It’s all for you, my love.” And he holds the perfectly rolled joint out. He learned to roll for her recently. He can only roll joints thought because blunts are for losers, and Y/N doesn’t fuck with tobacco. 

She takes it from him, completely shocked. “Well,, I guess that’s nice of you?” Referring to his hypothetical screaming and his unhypothetical miracle joint rolling skills. “Since when did you know how to do anything even remotely related to drugs?” 

“Last week. I thought I would help my baby out in all her endeavors.” He cracks a smile, knowing he’s thoroughly impressed her. 

She spaces out for a few seconds, then Says, “Could I come outside sometimes?”

He nods, instantly, knowing that her brain just did a factory reset, and is talking about the worm hypothetical again. “Mhmm, I’d put you in my shirt pocket, and we’d go on dates, and I’d get you plates of dirt to eat.” This was not the answer she was looking for because it was so much better, and just so perfectly Matt.

“You’re amazing.”

He pats her head. “I’ll go get you some snacks and water, Lovie.” He leaves, and Y/N feels so comfy and loved. 

“Get my special cup, please!” she yells to the kitchen. The cup in question is a 40-oz stainless steel tumbler that says Daddy’s Girl. Matt knows she’s in subspace. 

When he comes back to the room, Y/N is all cuddled up in bed with the stuffed shark he won at the fair last month. He’s got her special cup in hand and his arms full of chips. He throws them all on the bed and hands over the cup. “Got your cuppy, Sweetheart.”

“Thank you, Daddy.” he never liked being called Daddy before he met Y/N. She just brings something out in him. When she’s around, he just wants to take care of her in every conceivable way. 

“Anything for you, Baby.” He sits beside her on the bed, and she lies her head on his lap. Matt feeds her chips as they watch Family Guy. It’s amusing watching tv with Y/N when she’s high because she can’t follow the plot story shit. He likes asking her what she thinks is happening and listening to her crazy, convoluted answers. 

Somehow, over the course of a couple of hours Y/N ends up sitting between his legs with her back against his chest. She cranes her neck and stares up at him for a while. His lips look so soft, and she can’t look away. Matt notices this and tries to focus her back on the show. “So, what do you think Brian and Stevie are up to right now?”

“D’know.” She shrugs and continues to look at him.

“Do you need something, baby?” He asks.

“Mhmm,” she said, shaking her head and biting her lip.

Matt knows exactly where she’s going with this. “What do you need,

Love. You have to tell me before I can help you.”

“I need you, Daddy.” with that, she opens up a whole new can of worms.

Smutty part 2

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[crusty-chronicles]

Ight so like a bunch of ging brain rot I have with y/n thinking that he’s emo/stoner or skaterdude man rat ugly dog thing and like constantly goes to hot topic and zoomies and like pac sun sometimes to buy him a bunch of useless shit like a goth dress and fish nets and like black lipstick and will do this at the worst times possible for example :

( ging will be at a meeting or something idk sometime important )

“HEY!! HEY LOOK AT ME!!! GING LOOK!! I GOT YOU SOMETHING!! LOOK AT MY GIFT!!1!!” While the pack of pride flags ( zodiacs ) would just like stare at him while you wave around the bags like some crack faced dirt ball, then rip the bags open and everything would like spill out ( corsets, eye shadow, Clair’s fish nets, mushroom earrings and like snake bites ) while like he’s just standing there ‘ ………🧍………’

I am cackling with tears in my eyes. Like just imagining his S/o outing him to everyone is so fucking funny. And he has to pretend he's not embarrassed by it so his street cred doesn't go down.

"Are those Shrek Crocs????"

"Yeah and what about them? Fuck off, Pariston. You wish you were me right now." As he's slipping them on.

And it makes him question why he's dating someone who's braindead with the energy of a puppy.

But honestly he could care less what the zodiacs think of him.

Now if you do that shit at the election 👀👀👀

He's crying on the inside. But again, street cred.

"I've got a question for Ging."

"Yeah?"

"Why do you have a Twilight tumbler?"

I cannot 😭😭😭

"Because my S/o loves me. Cry about it, loser."

And it's this one that he's been drinking out of for the past 45 minutes-

Just imagining y/n hitting up Kite going "I'm in the back of Spencer's and I'm scared....Do you think Ging would want something???"

And he's????

"No??? He's an Etsy shopper???? But get him the baby doll heads in a jar."

Dwune and List love you for it though. Especially Dwune. (It's him who planted the idea in your head about Ging. Revenge for changing his name.)

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Bro I cannot believe you called him a fucking rat dog thing💀💀💀 Like that's it. That's the only way I will except Ging being described. He's a crusty eyed white dog. The ones that live for like 20 years and are clinging on through spite.

#crack fic #ging being embarrassed #cackling with crusty #for my beloved followers #writing tings

[thesoftboiledegg]

One of the malls in my area has a store that sells pub/man cave decorations. I'd walked past it before, thinking "Naaah, they won't have Rick and Morty stuff." But lo and behold...

Strategically placed next to the stoner signs! They also had this poster with fan art that's been ripped off and reproduced countless times:

The original art is on Deviantart, and the artist is aware of the theft. Pretty shitty. Anyway, I guess you can add beer-drinking man cave dads to the list of Rick and Morty fans.

Speaking of stolen art, I hoped that the knockoff streetwear store would have some new designs, but nope. Just a hoodie with a discolored version of that season one image that we've all seen a million times.

Charlotte Russe had a couple of cute T-shirts. Can't beat the designs at women's clothing stores.

Wheeeee!

Hot Topic had a single item: a Rick Sanchez lapel pin. I thought that lapel pins were for formal events, but OK, lol. I guess there's no reason you couldn't wear it.

Hot Topic's stock seems to be dwindling because I find fewer items every time I go in there. But as always, Spencer's is on it.

Mugs! I love it when the merchandise gets trippy.

Why do they keep making merchandise out of one of the most fucked-up episodes in the show? I wouldn't drink out of that glass. It's cursed!

Tumblers on the top shelf. I guess you have to be as tall as Rick to reach them.

Bag for your ear gauges.

Lanyards! Now you can wear a screaming Morty around your neck.

And if Rick flipping you off once wasn't enough, you can also wear this accompanying hat.

Complete your outfit with Rick and Morty socks.

I love the art and color scheme on this poster. Definitely one of the better merchandise designs. I don't see the point in reproducing generic images from the show when you can hire an artist to draw great artwork that you won't see anywhere else.

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #roundup

[metalsongoftheday]

Tuesday, January 31: Anciients, “My Home, My Gallows”

“My Home, My Gallows” was the kind of roaring plower that Canada’s Anciients aimed to make their calling card, and as a massive sludge/stoner/doom tumbler it did the job. The riffs seemed to howl from the depths of Hades, as did the vocals, and while Mike Hannay’s drumming was tighter than usual for this kind of thing it didn’t so much hit as pummel.  There wasn’t really anything particularly new about the track, but it did have a particular feel and seemed natural to Anciients, and that in turn made “My Home, My Gallows” something of a signature tune for them.

#heavy metal #metal #heavy metal music #heavy metal rules #heavymusic #listen to metal #metal song #metal song of the day #song of the day #song #anciients #stoner rock #stoner metal #doom metal #sludge metal #canadian music #canadian metal #heavy music #heavyrock #heavy rock #metalrock #metal rock #metalmusic #metal music #listen to music

[dumbsleepyidiot]

hi hi kinda new to tumbler sense the last time i used it i was deep in a*a so here’s a get to know me post :))

i’m 17

they/them

queer

v big stoner

i have 3 cats 1 of them is about 6 months old we found him under a car lmao

i have an older sister and a twin, i’m 3 minutes younger

today is my bf and i’s 11 months :)))

embarrassingly obsessed with miraculous at the moment

into anime/manga less so now than before but give me a good rec and i’ll eat that shit up

v big into lifting (my leg press pr is 370 please clap)

hmm what else.. OH yeah i’m so mentally unwell (bpd,ptsd,depression,anxiety, add, recovering from an ed)

i’m ryl into photography, drawing, editing, dance n j art shit in general

BIGGG into politics (liberal socialism) go sub to vaush

my music taste is all over the place with rap, rnb, indie pop, spoken poetry, j some wack shit so music recs are always welcomed :))

back when i was younger i was outrageously into dan and phill so… yeah take that how you will

hmm idk what else to say so here’s this i might add more at some point but we’ll see.

i think for now i’m gonna stay annon just for my comfort but we’ll see :)

if anything sounded interesting to you or u think we’d be good friends you should follow me or even dm me if u wanna make friends :>

#miraculous ladybug #get to know me #420stoner #queer #anime #art #weight lifting #new to tumblr #let’s be mutuals #vaush #politics

[notabiohazerd]

OMG its been solong since ive made a post, went off tumbler for a while but i've found my way back!!! News upade with my life yall, I've broken up with my boyfriend, turns out he was a turd.</3 He had made fun of me for being sexually assulted so I broke it off, after that my dating life fell into bushway, I started dating losers and stoners but now I'm back on track my guys. Also how are you all? been a while fillme in!

#coming back #catch up #how are you #update #returning

[beeohsimmer]

WELCOME TO MY TUMBLER

About this page: I wanted a way to record my thoughts and diary's have never been my thing, the main focus of this tumbler will be on my dead love life as a collage student and my attempts to find love as a mess of commitment issues, incapability to handle other people's emotions and nervous laughter at the WORST possible moments

I am fully aware I'm a ridiculous person who's posting her personal life for all to see and I'm not sure where I got the whim to do something like this, its something of a experiment for me. if you have advice for me send it my way!

Background: I've dated a few people In my life, none of them particularly interesting or deep but I will probably mention them every so often (under code names of course, privacy is important) so here's a bit about my failed romances.

Flur de lis: (3 months)The son of my mother's best friend, My first crush and possibly the most devastating break up. Our relationship was kept hidden the whole time our parents had been trying to force us together most of our teens (can't give them the satisfaction)

Stoner boy: (9 months) He asked me out when I was with flur de lis and I politely rejected him , we became close freinds for 2 years and had periods of each waiting for the other to get out of relationships but kept missing each other (I'm not very good at the waiting game). We ended up dating, living in a apartment together with a group of freinds for the summer of '23 however we broke up when i was accepted into collage, he is now dating a close freind of mine.

Hometown boy: (2 months) A childhood freind, we always had chemistry and he finally asked me out while I was on a rare visit home from collage, the distance ended up being too difficult(although he never really made much of a effort)

This list will hopefully grow.

[emachinewp]

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[bluntmary]

Stoner Starbucks Tumbler

#weed #420 #smoke #stonergirl #marijuana #stoner #stoner blog #kush #cannabis community #green #Starbucks #star cup #Starbucks tumbler #stoner tumbler #stoner girl gifts

[early-skinhead]

#oldschool #trip #gabber #stoned #love #stoner #artists on tumblr #tumbler #tumblrgirl #my photos #photoblog #photografy #flowers #italytravel #Italy #tuscany #love live #lovely #photoart #german-italian girl photografy #physics #panorama #view #fashion model #vintage #modella

[cravingsunshine]

So, I'm sick. I was sitting here, wishing I could smoke some weed, hacking up a lung when out of the corner of my eye, a blue green bottle held an interesting proposition. An amazing idea.

I was going to put Vicks VapoRub in my bong.

I have to say, overall, not a bad experience. Sort of like smoking a menthol joint.

#sick day #i.hope my coworkers dont follow my fucking blog because of that one time i accidentally linked a direct link #if so #hey guys #i really am sick #i mean im also a dumbass #im dying #stoners of tumbler

[coolmilkshakearcade]

Movie concept

It's like Scott Pilgrim vs. the world.. but

I'm fighting my boyfriend's ex girlfriends, for the retrieval of his lost hoodies.

#scott Pilgrim vs. the world #movies #lol #random #random thoughts #stoner thoughts #tumbler late night #tumbler after dark #latepost #late night #delete later

[flower-without-nectar]

Shut my mouth and strike the demons Cursed you and your reasons Out of hand and out of season Out of love and out of feeling So bad

smashing pumpkins, mayonaise

#smashing pumpkins #mayonaise #smashing pumpkins mayonaise lyrics #smashing pumpkins mayonaise #pumpkin smashing #pumpkin #fall #oregon fall #portland oregon #gresham oregon #fall leaves #grunge #jean vest #pins #hella tumbler #she fell #pumpkin guys #stoners #feeling punk #punk rock #hella punk

[thesoftboiledegg]

Merchandise roundup part two. Gotta share the inevitable stoner streetwear shirt (there were more, including the infamous "I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right" shirt, but I've posted those designs before):

I also love these licensed shirt designs, especially the first one. It's so cute. Rue 21 coming through with the Richard and Mortimer merchandise again on the second one.

Aaaand a few mugs. The "social distancing" one cracks me up.

This tumbler has a decent design, too. For once, Spencer's had decent merchandise, lmao. Usually, it's just bro-y stuff with those generic pictures of Rick and Morty jumping out of the portal or Rick aiming the portal gun at the viewer.

Aaand yet another pipe in a head shop with the weird "It" crossover. What is the point? lol. I wonder if the artist (whoever they are) knows how many times people have stolen their art for glass pipes and bongs.

#aaand that's it #rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #roundup