#Straw-Ber-Rita

[quichencrona]

Low key forgot ab this acc and made a new one! Lol it’s @straw-ber-rita pls follow

#pls follow me #im trying to be active again #I haven’t been on smallcaseofanxiety in a min either #ab to reset the password

[theartisticintrovert]

so i bought this canned margarita to drink with my dinner and ive been slowly working on it for the last like......idk four hours maybe? it's not that big a can i just can't drink too fast lmao

anyway it's pretty good! it's called a "straw-ber-rita" if im reading the can right

related note, despite being a whole-ass legal adult with an adult id and everything, i still feel like they're gonna ask me to leave the liquor store lmao

#ty talks #alcohol ment #ppl keep asking me how old i am in a 'are you old enough to be doing that' way #like homie......ive been an adult for SEVERAL years now lmao #trans man problems ig #got that baby face

[ellaintrigue]

Drinking my girly beer like a girl!

#Selfie #Me #Spring #Random #Drink #Straw-Ber-Rita #Happy #Selfies #Nature #Girl #Beer

[auraeseer]

Sometimes all that's available is in the splash zone . . .

#Bud light #Bud light lime #straw-ber-rita splash #straw-ber-rita #anheuser-busch #St. Louis #Missouri

[hwalliez]

*cracks open a cold one that’s bigger than my head* and that’s to turning 26 in quarantine

#alcohol cw #except the cold one is a straw-ber-rita #its such a big can and i have 3 #cece says.

[agoodthief]

#ooc tag tbd #drunken shenanigans #my go to drunk emo song #hello from the land of a few straw-ber-rita's #i'm still sick and shouldn't be drinking #but i finished my meds days ago and it's been a long week of crazy work shifts #and i needed a break

[xmfxne]

Muse Favorites/Preferences

Animal: Cats Flower: Sunflowers. Nahmanda Flowers. Scent: Strawberry, curry, fresh cooked meals, hazelnut, nutmeg. Coffee: Storebrand hazelnut flavored creamer... lots of it.  Tea: Not big on tea, but he’s willing to try it to make a good impression, but the only tea he’ll go out of his way to drink is Chamomile if he’s sick and has a sore throat, but it has to have sugar. Drink: Soda Alcoholic Beverage: Straw-Ber-Rita’s, or Angry Orchard Strawberry Apple Cider. If he goes out, he just gets whatever people recommend for him, and regrets it because he almost never drinks and has a low tolerance as a result.   Food: Anything spicy,  Dessert: Either microwave popcorn or home made nachos with cheddar and mozzarella cheese.  Article of Clothing: Hoodies. He likes to look as professional as possible, but on his days off, he’s almost always wearing a muscle shirt, hoodie, and some jeans. Also socks, fuzzy, thick, warm socks. He wears socks even in the summer. He can’t stand having bare feet. Candy: Red Hots/Hot Tamales, literally any spicy candy.  Left or Right Handed: Right. Sloppy or Neat Writing: Depends. At base, his handwriting is a bit on the sloppier side, especially if he rushes, but it’s still readable, it’s just not aesthetically pleasing. Kristoph has trained him to take his time making all his paperwork look neat, formal, and professional.  Home: Neat and tidy. If there’s a mess in his apartment, it’s either because that stain in the bathroom was there long before he moved in, or because of Mekiko.  Mostly in the night Tasks Done Early or Last Minute: Not sure what this is saying, but Apollo cannot rest until everything is done.  Love Language: Less is more, and money can’t buy affection. A single rose that was grown from home is worth millions more sentimentality than a bouquet of a thousand roses bought from a store. There’s also understanding, and willingness to understand. Ideally, his partner would accept him for who he was, and he wouldn’t have to change a single aspect about himself, but he will change if he needed to.  Believe in Love at First Sight: Maybe in high school, he first believed in such a thing, however, he’s had his heart broken so many times, been used and hurt so many times, that he stopped believing in any sort of thing like that. He stopped dating completely before the end of high school, and any crush he had after that, convinced himself that nothing would come of it and that he’d just get hurt. 

Tagged by: @legalbrats

Tagging: @thewrightstuff @fordfrontalnews @legalbrats (Emaaa!!) @leafstcne​ and the person who really wants to do this, but hasn’t been tagged yet!!

#Out of Contradictions #Apollo Justice #Not a Baseless Theory {Headcanon} #Recess {Tag Games}

[bellwitchfaggot]

Radical vulnerability in the form of talking about will graham getting fucked up on straw ber ritas and shitty tequila

#party girl will graham is real and strong my friend

[bikaidanalenko]

all i’m saying is the straw-BER-rita. be hittin different

#likei didnt expect this effect ? #anyways #...

[vindictiveolympianqueen-arch]

{ Okay, I’m here. I’ve got the last 2 1/2 episodes of Good Omens, and I’ve got a straw-ber-rita :D }

[abra-ka-dammit]

when i get home from gettin my hair did in a few hours ima try to down enough of these small straw-ber-ritas to get crunk and see what happens from there

#stupid shit

[lifewithchronicpain-original]

Angry about the norco situation, I grabbed myself a 25 ounce can of straw-ber-rita, normally I’d get a mikes hard but they were out. I just needed to get drunk, or at least buzzed. Also got bottle of Merlot for me and my sister but I only plan on having a couple of glasses. Tonight I forget about how miserable I feel. I rarely get drunk so I’m entitled I think.

#personal posts #chronic pain #chronic illness #spoonies

[shelbybroslimited]

currently chugging a shitty bud light straw-ber-rita bc as usual as of late I feel like shit and maybe I’ll go to sleep faster

#it goes RIGHT to my head #but it is 8% alcohol per can #soooo

[softshirringsound]

Anyways we're at Money in the Bank and I just got a straw-ber-rita so sorry and you're welcome everyone!!!

#money in the bank #wwe mitb

[xmfxne]

5. Do they speak with an accent? Does their accent change when they are angry/excited/happy?

11: Do they smoke? Drink? What brand?

Useless Details Ask Meme IV (Accepting!)

5. Apollo sometimes has a very small Khura'inese accent, but it's hardly noticeable because he's hidden it since he was nine. It usually slips in the form of a rolled or flipped 'r' when speaking a Khura'inese word or name, such as "Rayfa, Amara, Gar'an," or even "Khura'in." I personally headcanon that it's actually supposed to be pronounced, "Khoo rai ne" instead of "Kuh rhine" and most people of Japanifornia say it wrong, whereas citizens pronounce it the way it's intended. (I'm a sucker for rolled and flipped r's having Hispanic heritage that I'm proud of myself, so I wanted to project that onto Apollo.) Emotionally speaking, this accent seldom slips, but it can, I just haven't quite figured out when it will just yet.

11. Apollo doesn't smoke, he literally couldn't even if he wanted to. Drinking is a bit of a different story however. He often gets Rita's, his favorites being the Straw-ber-Ritas and the Mang-o-Ritas, but if he wants a lighter drink, he'll get a strawberry Angry Orchard. He doesn't drink very often however, and only when he doesn't have work the next day, or only one Angry Orchard if he does and needs to relax because that day was just so pitifully stressful. Apollo doesn't drink a lot, he almost never drank until he was 22, so he's very much a lightweight.

#Anonymous Tip #Out of Contradictions #Apollo Justice #Post! SoJ #Not a Baseless Theory {Headcanon}

[boohooani]

bro i just want a straw-ber-rita

#it’s 6:48am #i’m not even 21