#TAKE A RIDE ON MY BIG GREEN TRACTOR

[utopikia]

 take you for a ride on my big green yellow tractor

cr. tribute illustration by kazuya minekura, posted on her official twitter

#my next life as a villainess: all routes lead to doom #my next life as a villainess #otome game no hametsu flag #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #hamefura #katarina claes #catarina claes #bakarina #maria campbell #satoru yamaguchi #nami hidaka #kazuya minekura

[padfootsaphrodite]

Nothing beats Remus as a cowboy. I need him  biblically, as some would say. Like... got me giggling and kicking my feet. I will take a ride on his big green tractor honestly. (Someone get that please, this was embarrassing enough 💀)

#remus lupin #cowboy remus agenda #regulus black #slytherin skittles #marauders #evan rosier #james potter #lily evans #sirius black #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #sirius loves remus #remus lupin core #marauders fandom #marauders headcanon #wolfstarhasconsumedmylifeonceanditcontinuestodoso #wolfstar is canon

[skatesnstuff]

country lovin' ~ l. fantilli

summary: she's always loved country music, he was raised by two country haters. what could go wrong when he's dragged to the local country bar and sees her in her element?

a.n. i have no idea where this is coming from. call it the alberta girl in me but god have i grown to love country music. as always, this is completely self indulgent, so enjoy my dr pepper fueled rants about luca, loves <3

this was the opposite of what luca had in mind for a fun saturday night. he was thinking a drink at skeeps, maybe some bowling if they weren't feeling a bar. the last place he expected to be dragged to was this dingy country bar just outside the city, guys in boots and jeans and girls in those tiny denim shorts and short tank tops screaming 'here for the party' at the top of their lungs. most of the guys had found someone to pursue, most of the girls counting themselves lucky to be hit on by the hockey guys in their matching cowboy hats.

except for luca. the sophomore was nursing a beer and basically throwing daggers at rutger with his eyes from across the bar. it had been rut's brilliant idea to check this place out and now that they were here, luca couldn't wait to leave. he was tired of watching rut and his girlfriend two-step, wanted to throw up every time ethan made another girl laugh. it didn't help that he hadn't seen one girl he wanted to talk to.

"you look bored out of your mind." he looked over and almost fell out of his chair. the girl who spoke was sporting an amused smirk, hair pulled up out of her face. she had those goddamn shorts on and a tank top that read 'gas, grass, or ass: no one rides for free' that was just a little shorter than it should've been. he could feel himself eager to talk to her, to know who she was.

"i'm not much of a country guy."

she quirks an eyebrow. "no? funny, you seemed to really be enjoying yourself."

his laughter comes easily, trying not to notice how she slides closer to him when he speaks next. "it's not that bad, i guess. i was just raised to hate it so i don't know if i could ever truly like it. plus i'm a terrible dancer and that seems to be what everyone's doing."

he knows he's fucked when she holds out her hand. "i'll teach you. i've known how to two-step since i was a toddler, city boy, you won't have a chance to embarrass yourself if you follow my lead."

he takes her hand, allowing her to pull him up off his seat and towards the dance floor. he flips dylan off when he wolf whistles but it just makes the girl in front of him laugh loudly. once they're on the dance floor she turns to him, guiding his hand to her waist and putting his other in hers.

'big green tractor' starts to play, making a soft smile play on her lips while she guides him through the movements. it's a slow song and it lets him pull her closer, gaining a bit of confidence as he realizes just how easy it is. they introduce themselves to each other, quietly talking about basically anything under the sun while one song passes, then two. he learns that she's from tennessee, her favourite colour is lavender, that she loves football and has three older brothers. he tells her about hockey, his brother, his favourite restaurants around ann arbour.

they’re sat at a table after their dancing, still talking. his hand has made it’s way to her waist and hers is tangled in his free one, and they’re so close luca knows he could just shift a little and get her lips on his.

“what’re you thinking about, lu?”

his mouth shifts in a small smile. “‘m thinking about you, of course.”

she blushes lightly and stands. “i need a drink. do you want anything?”

he nods, giving her his drink order and laughing lightly when she takes his hat off his head and places it on her own before sauntering up to the bar.

“dude, you are so getting laid tonight.”

luca rolls his eyes at ethan as he comes up to the table. “i don’t know what you’re talking about.”

he narrowly dodges a smack to the head. “hey! what the fuck was that for?”

“there’s a rule, dumbass.” ethan sighs when luca stares at him blankly, tapping his own cowboy hat. “wear the hat, ride the cowboy.”

luca’s eyes widen in realization, turning his gaze to his the girl at the bar. “you really think that’s what she wants?”

ethan’s mouth tilts up. “i think so. i also know it’s what you want, you’ve been practically drooling over her all night.” this time ethan dodges a smack as he laughs and walks away.

“what was that all about?” she asks as she comes back over, handing him his drink and sliding in beside him again. he shakes his head, wrapping his arm around her waist and tugging her closer. “nothin’. hey, do you want to get out of here?”

her eyes widen as they turn on him. “yes. do you?”

he nods, adjusting the hat on her head. “wear the hat, ride the cowboy, yeah? i think you should own up to your rule.”

her mouth tilts to the side in a smirk. “well i’m nothing if not a rule follower, city boy.”

a.n. part two anyone?? spicy part two maybe 😏 also yeah i just wanna see luca in a cowboy hat, what about it?

#hockey #hockey imagines #nhl imagines #hockey blurb #luca fantilli #luca fantilli x reader #luca fantilli blurb #save a horse....

[oneforthemunny]

would cowboy!eddie fuck you on his tractor because i swear to god everytime i hear the song "big green tractor" yk ill take u on a ride on my big green tractor make it go slow or make it go faster i think of cowboy!eddie singing that song but like as a metaphor for riding his dick

idk if he’d have a tractor, and it definitely isn’t big enough for any fucking lol. but he does have a practice saddle for rodeo competitions to practice on that he has you ride, sometimes has you ride him on that… with the hat on ofc🤠

#oneforthemunny #munnytalks #cowboy!eddie munson

[rayneydayss]

trans guy singing ‘come take a ride on my big green tractor, we can go slow—or we can go faster’ and he pulls out his patented John Deere vibrating strap on and demonstrates the different settings

[casstration]

you know how i’m thinking about cowboy james well i’ve been listening to country music (i grew up on the stuff okay it’s everywhere) and let me just tell you most of these songs are a big innuendo and it doesn’t help when i’m trying to come up with fic ideas and can only think about james taking reg for a ride on “his big green tractor” my mind is a mess at the moment… especially when you think about cowboys having rope handy at all times

OH MY GOD GABBY UR MIND

yes james is absolutely taking regulus for a ride on his tractor and the rope !!!! i just know they make good use of that oh my god

i am so here for the cowboy james agenda oh my god

just thinking about reg and sirius drooling over their cowboy boyfriends??? yes pls

#mail #gabby tag

[chatgptwritesfanfiction]

The Spectator

Every Friday night, the bar buzzed with lively chatter and clinking glasses. Eren's performances on the stage had become a weekly event, drawing a crowd eager to immerse themselves in his melodic world. Among the spectators was you, nursing your drink on the barstool, a shy and longing gaze fixed upon Eren.

Levi, the sharp-tongued bartender who had grown accustomed to your melancholic presence, sighed audibly as he polished a glass. He had seen your adoration for Eren unfold week after week and decided it was time to intervene.

One evening, while Eren was taking a short break between sets, Levi approached him with a stern expression. "Eren, there's someone who's been coming here every Friday just to see you. You might want to do something about it."

Eren furrowed his brows, his curiosity piqued. "What do you mean, Levi?"

Levi rolled his eyes and gestured toward you, still lost in your thoughts at the bar. "That's the person I'm talking about. They've been staring at you with lovesick puppy eyes for far too long. It's getting irritating."

Eren's eyes widened as he recognized your face. The realization that you had been coming to the bar just to see him made his heart skip a beat. He took a moment to collect himself before offering a grateful smile to Levi. "Thanks for letting me know, Levi. I'll make sure to talk to them."

With newfound determination, Eren made his way toward you, his steps filled with a mix of excitement and nerves. His voice, when he reached your side, was filled with warmth and a hint of uncertainty. "Hey there. I've noticed you coming here every Friday. Is there a reason for it?"

Startled by his sudden appearance, your heart raced as you met his gaze. Your words stumbled out in a hushed voice. "I… I've always had a crush on you, Eren. Your performances… they make my heart race. I couldn't resist coming here to see you."

Eren's eyes softened, a tender smile playing on his lips. "I had no idea. Your presence here means a lot to me. Would you mind if I join you?"

With a shy nod, you scooted over on the barstool, making room for Eren. The two of you sat side by side, a palpable electricity lingering in the air. The moments between Eren's performances became opportunities for heartfelt conversations and shared laughter, creating a connection that extended beyond the stage.

As the weeks passed, your relationship with Eren blossomed in the intimate setting of the bar. Your heart swelled each time he sang, his voice a comforting balm that washed away any lingering doubts or fears.

And amidst the growing closeness, you couldn't help but express your gratitude to Levi, the matchmaker bartender who had played a role in bringing you and Eren together.

"Thank you, Levi," you murmured one evening, your eyes brimming with happiness. "If it weren't for you, I would have never had the courage to approach Eren."

Levi grumbled, feigning annoyance but failing to hide a small smile. "Don't get mushy on me. I did it for my own sanity. You were giving me gloomy vibes every week."

Laughter bubbled up within you, the joy of newfound love radiating through your entire being. The bar, once a place of silent longing, had transformed into a space where two hearts found solace in each other's presence.

As the music swirled around you, you realized that this serendipitous connection between you and Eren was a reminder that sometimes, love could be found in the most unexpected places. And as Eren took the stage once again, his eyes met yours, filled with adoration and promise. In that moment, you knew that this Friday night ritual had forever changed your life, intertwining your path with the one you had admired from afar for so long.

note: take you for a ride on my big green tractor

#eren x you #eren x reader #eren #x reader #chat gpt #chatgpt #chatgpt fanfic #attack on titan x reader #attack on titan #aot #snk x reader

[raceweek]

I CAN TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE ON MY BIG GREEN TRACTOR WE CAN GO SLOW OR MAKE IT GO FASTER (pls)

down through the woods and out to the pasture🫶

#i am an artist yes xx #asks #anon

[wingsandpetals]

you can take a ride in my big green tractor. or not. its not like i care or anything

#our post comrade.

[iminthetunnels]

u can take a ride on my green big tractor

[crow-doc-with-a-pen]

ADHD moment (I think):

So uhh, you ever try to remember song lyrics and you've got like a line or two of the song and it changes to a very different song so you just end up with this super cursed combo??

Yea, was thinking about "big green tractor" for a joke and it changed to "Stacy's mom"

Like, just

You wanna take a ride on my big green tractor?

We can go slow, or we can go faster

BUT STACY CAN'T YOU SEE?

YOU'RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME!

CAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH STACY'S MOM

Like, what do I do with this and why am I stuck with it running through my head?

#to make things worse #i only ever listened to big green tractor like a couple of times in like 5th grade #and its been a year or two snice i listened to Stacy's mom #why

[martyredhate]

WHATS GOINGON WITH YOU

She had a shiny little Beamer with the ragtop down

Sittin' in the drive but she wouldn't get out

The dogs were all barkin' and waggin' around

And I just laughed and said, "Y'all get in"

She had on a new dress and she curled her hair

She was lookin' too good not to go somewhere

Said, "What you wanna do?" "Baby, I don't care"

We can go to the show we can stay right here

And I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor

We can go slow or make it go faster

Down through the woods and out to the pasture

Long as I'm with you, it really don't matter

Climb up in my lap and drive if you want to

Girl, you know you got me to hold onto

We can go to town, but baby, if you'd rather

I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor

Said we can fire it up and I can show you around

Sit upon the hill and watch the sun go down

When the fireflies are dancin' and the moon comes out

We can turn on the lights and head back to the house

Or we can take another ride on my big green tractor

We can go slow or make it go faster

Down through the woods and out to the pasture

Long as I'm with you, it really don't matter

Climb up in my lap and drive if you want to

Girl, you know you got me to hold onto

We can go to town, but baby, if you'd rather

I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor

Just let me dust off the seat

Mm, put your pretty little arms around me

Hell yeah

You can climb up in my lap and drive if you want to

Girl, you know you got me to hold onto

We can go to town, but baby, if you'd rather

I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor

Oh, yeah, yeah

We can go to town

Or we can go another round

On my big green tractor

[cxyotl]

TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE ON MY BIG GREEN TRACTOR 💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[music-in-my-veins14]

You can climb up in my lap and drive if you want to Girl, you know you got me to hold onto We can go to town, but baby, if you'd rather I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor

#Big Green Tractor #Jason Aldean #Lyrics

[whereareroo]

A GRASSY FIELD

WF THOUGHTS (10/1/23).

Yesterday afternoon, I did something unusual. I sat outside by myself for an hour- -in the middle of a cornfield- -and thought about life.

We’re still on the road, and we’re at a special assignment in central Pennsylvania. Life is different in central Pennsylvania.

As part of my celebration of the fact that I had single-handedly averted the government shutdown, I took the afternoon off and we visited a little country fair with Grandkid #3. We’ve been to fairs around here before. They’re different.

Most country fairs occur in places that are noticeable. That’s the best way to attract a crowd. They’re usually in a busy part of town. Sometimes they’re even in the parking lot of a mall or a municipal complex.

Around here, little fairs occur on farms that sit in the middle of nowhere. It seems like the farm family just decides to have a fair. They make arrangements for some big inflatable slides and “jumpy houses” for the kids. They invite local vendors and artists to put up tents to sell their wares. They feature music by local musicians. They set aside an area for a few “food trucks.” They charge an entry fee of a few bucks per person, and everybody has a great time. I’ve never figured out how anybody learns about these little, almost secret, fairs. I think it’s mostly word-of-mouth.

Yesterday, the fair was at a farm in a little town called Annville. It has a population of about 4,500. To get to the farm, you drive along country roads that are surrounded by cornfields. At the end, you drive on a dirt farm road that runs right through the cornfields.

The layout of the fair was pretty close to what I described above. It all happened near a barn. There was a large grassy area near the barn. Everything was set up around the rim of the grassy area. Outside the rim of the grassy area there was nothing but cornfields.

While Mrs. Grandmotheroftheyear entertained Grankid #3 at the jumpy houses and the tractor rides, I plopped myself down in the middle of the grass field. A solo singer with a guitar, who reminded me of Paul Simon, played over by the barn. I just soaked in the warm sun and watched the passing scene. The grass was so green. The sky was so blue. The vibe was wonderful.

The place was swarming with young children. They were having a blast in the great outdoors. The tractor ride took them through the cornfields. There was a little petting zoo for them to interact with some rabbits, some pygmy goats, and a llama. And, of course, they loved the big inflatable jumpy house and the big inflatable slide.

The whole scene was like something out of an old movie. Had we taken a time machine back to 1943 or 1953? People were simply enjoying themselves out in the middle of a cornfield. Nobody had a care in the world. It was so peaceful and wholesome.

There’s an old Native American saying that goes something like this: “We have not inherited the earth from our fathers. We are borrowing it from our children.”

I really hope that we all wake up and take care of Mother Earth and each other. Will the people of central Pennsylvania be frolicking in cornfields 50 years from now? Will there be any cornfields left? It will be a shame if the children who played in the cornfields of Annville yesterday can’t revisit the scene with their children and grandchildren. Everyone should experience the joy and peace of sitting on a grassy field in the middle of a fair that’s occurring in the middle of nowhere. I had a great afternoon.

[tiny-tigers]

Okay so Frederico is golfing with Charlie but I have no idea where 😂👀🙈

Also closed stories aren't that tricky! (so many of my mates use them) - love seeing a green circle! 😂👌🏻They probably just have close friends/family/school mates on there and post random/drunk things that they wouldn't want on the internet for everyone else to see 😂🙈

And no not Dolly sorry, Ellis' partner is Megan right? She's welsh and they've been together since they were teenagers I think! (partly explains his move back to Bristol as its so close to Wales also! - her family etc.)

Yeh you're right, the video will be special as its just for you! But it is kind of crazy to promise something that they didn't have previously organised no? 👀

P.S just re-read your message - are we thinking then that DK and JVP aren't actually that close?? 👀😅 I mean it would kind of make sense because DK and Fred will be bonded in a way that only happens when you've lived with someone for years, I wonder if Jack gets a bit jealous??? omg why have I never thought of this beforeeee

Also you're right, this summer has been GREAT for content. (still feel awful about sending you that 'don't hate me message' though from the Marbella incident 😳😳😢☹️ ugh I would be sickkkk

Also final point: no, I am not looking forward to constant Frederico content, nor is my phone storage 😭😭😭😂🥴

I wish I had more to show you but Charlie is lazy, just the info Fred is a golf loser.

Looks like norwich when they are together it is usually the case.

Probably Fred but Jack nah ? I have +- all his close mates and some family members and even when they show stuffs it is only repost the only drunk ones I got were from girls not his mates but I usually know where he is when he is not chilling because everyone loves to take him in picture 😂🤣 but I really don't see him being bothered with taking pictures and stories he usually doesn't do that Well when it is the mandatory ones so private ones ??? Nah... He also never had sponsors so far 😂🤣 poor bebou. Not a single tshirt to show on his bed. Unlikely to me but perhaps he does and I am totally wrong but he doesn't even show his dogs 😭.

Also do I really want to see more tractors ???? I don't think so.

Now that I think about it if one day I meet you I Will still have stuffs I cannot say over here, Sorry 🤐, to tell you 😏😏😏 and yes it is about both. The only thing I want to keep to myself, but my friend heard it when he answered so we are more than one to know, is what J was writting on his wrist before match but he doesn't anymore and in my sense it is an indicator something is bad :-( because it was part of his training with Wiggy and Ben and one acronym is what they were telling him when he was a tiny tiger so seperate from that.... is it good sign ????

I totally thought it was Nic doing the big moove haha 😂 oh I cannot wait for Cam and Molly tho... imagine the band in kilts ???

Ellis was so great for us :( I was little by little appreciating the character. Sad.

It is a disaster in organisation I almost thought it was a scam.... Also sorry but not trying to get Bondi on board is sketchy or to by pass it by talking to another player instead of reaching Jack directly makes me think he isn't the cause of the delay even with what she said about chasing him. Who does that ??? I would have better results just genuinely asking him by DM. He randomly dmed me last year so I still have our messages and could start there 🙃.

Mmmh good question ! I think they were very good mates and like ride or die at one point 2021-2022 but then Chess looks like his second best mates after Fred to me ??? Also what makes me think Jack is very caring is how well he took care of Cam and Nic dolly that they both publicly thanked him same for Taylor Gough so I think he doesn't really need a lot to get attached to people and is surrounded by bubbly people matching his energy and DK has that. I think nobody could detach him from Fredda that even when they don't need to be with each other they choose to be : on holidays or crossing Norfolk to be together... I think they have all plenty of friends but it is the only 2 that have so much crossing circles of common friends. He really might be the brother he never had and wished for to my opinion so yes I think he might be at time and must have felt rejected when they were both in England without him. I think also DK missing out so much with his injury might have affected a bit their relation and ultimately R because Fred and J doesn't have same rhythm, as someone in a relationship. They could have taken J and Fred on holidays in Greece they didn't ? Also J always bonding with Fred against Dk starts a good but little rivalry ? Football-wise they wanted to let Dk outside of their house so... Golf... :D etc. ... He never teams up with DK but against him :))) I think they are close but some stuffs might have generated some distance. Surprisingly Jack looks close from the Pollard ? 10-9 bond but still ? He followed all Marisa friends or family and I'm like ?????

oh no don't blame yourself I was more sad when you announced you will not come back rather than to see that video wich was gonna happen sooner or later so :/ but I was sick for a long moment before the other pics

I also get that because the more the content the more people crazy about them and omg I have seen some rather craycray fan of Fred around..... To another level that we are like ...

some children (sorry but minors of age are still children to me) sexualizing him when he is 22 makes me cringe a little. We could say same for me as I'm older than them but I assume it.