#TAKE THAT YOU HEATHENS

[ballpitwitch]

Keanu Reeves The ARCH Origin Story

#Keanu Reeves #keanuedit #kreevesedit #dilfgifs #dilfedit #sometimes i see something that seems fairly mundane but it stops me in my tracks for reasons i cannot explain #like this is so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me ???? #and it makes me a devilish level of feral #tell everyone you saw me with the devil #me 5'4": i will pick him up #and then take that ratty tshirt for myself #thank you #* #it's the hat.....and the well worn shirt #and ....well...him #T A L L man make brain go brrrrrr #body longer than the time i've been a heathen #are backpacks you wear in the front a thing? because i would like to be one #like let me wear™ the shirt #like let me snuggle you on a sunday morning #or a tuesday afternoon idc #forearms are so important #H A N D S #man i love me a t h i g h #stopping before i start sounding like kfc or hannibal #he really has just been here and gorgeous my whole damn life #if you read all that hi im sorry i love u

[andy-clutterbuck]

8x01 | Mercy

#richard pls #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S8 #flashing gif #you little shit #love u #why are you the way you are #bottle this attitude #he's 2 much #you could snap a picture of me to keep later #..... #a sweet memento god what did you think i meant? #heathens #😇 #just kidding i'll take them myself and leave them in his pocket #surprise #i apologize because my brain is fried after almost 2 weeks of new job training #but let's be real i'd say something like that anyway

[apple-death]

Where Am I?!!

A yandere genshin sagau so if your not interested you can skip

This is based off of my “Knowing Au” which in short means the reader has read fics before so knows what could go down in the genshin world and if they end up in a gruesome au. Which they did

Tw: Angst, more angst, crying, mentions of attempted murder, trauma, guilt, me ripping your heart out with even more angst. I cried on the inside while writing this.

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It was cold in the grand church, one where the former “god” had taken residence in.

It was cold outside, where the warm sun used to bathe the brightly colored world.

It was cold, where warm blood would pump and circulate through the body of the broken god. 

It was cold where their heart should be. Where they should feel any kind of warmth. Not even out of love, but out of life. Out of living. It was cold.

But nothing could surpass the frozen silence and time when their rightful god, sat upon the impostor's throne gazed upon them. The unfaithful acolytes. Could it be considered gazing at them? Their eyes seem too...cold, empty, and gone.

“Your-your grace we didn’t mean-”

A swift hand from their grace silenced the bowing, sniveling bard. 

“How many did you kill?..How many did you senselessly murder?” 

Their gentle voice asked. Just light of a whisper, but heard by everyone in the room as they were attentive for their creators voice. Anything that wasn’t a shrill, glass shattering scream was what they all wanted.

“How. Many.”

They demanded this time when the acolytes hesitated at the question. The voice losing it’s once gentle touch, but no louder. 

Yae Miko, one who was at their side from the beginning, wordlessly handed a book to her creator. She knew that they were in a fragile state, and she didn’t have the heart in her to say the number.

“Thank you.” 

The creator quietly let out. Even in such a devastated state they were still kind and polite to their creations. To those that deserved it.

The flipping of pages echoed through the walls and as each second ticked by, the more the hearts of those in the building, dropped. The more they started to cry, and the more it turned into quiet weeping as page, after page, after page, after page was slowly turned. 

“We’re so sorry..”

“Please forgive us your grace.”

“We’ll take any punishment you see fit!”

The archons cried out in desperation. Anything for their god to look at them with love again.

But amidst their weeping and their pleas, they couldn’t see that their god was also crying. Crying over how many were slaughtered and what they lost.

“Why? Why did you kill so many just because they looked like me?! Some of these are even kids! Children!”

The broken sound of their god made them raise their heads from the floor to see their god weeping, which caused their hearts to shatter even further, if that was possible.

It was their fault that their god couldn’t look at them. It was their fault they could be near them. It was their fault they couldn’t stand them. Yet they asked for forgiveness anyways cause they couldn’t fathom doing anything else.

“They were impostors your grace!”

Venti blurted out.

“You being here confirms that they weren’t the real all creator!!”

Zhongli tried to reaason.

“HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!!!”

Their god shot up from their seat as everyone looked at them in surprise at the sudden increase of volume. 

While yes, they had screamed as they were tortured by their acolytes and when they were about to be executed. They had always tried to be quiet, to be gentle, to be nice, to be forgiving. But this scream, this shriek held all the anger that they had yet shown.

“DID NONE OF YOU MORONS EVEN CONSIDER THAT IT COULD’VE BEEN REINCARNATION?! THAT MAYBE THERE WERE SO MANY IMPOSTORS BECAUSE YOU KEPT SLAUGHTERING ME?!!! THAT IT WAS TEYVAT ITSELF FORCING ME TO COME TO YOU?!!! TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT YOU WERE KILLING YOUR OWN GOD?!!!”

The full choir of cries and wails now filled the nation as not only the acolytes, but the followers as well heard their god’s rage, their sorrow, their grief as they were right. They had never taken that into consideration. 

The new idea of killing their god over and over even as they took on an early stage of life made them feel even worse. The sin of harming or even killing their own god was what they considered as the worst transgression they could commit, until their god said that. The act of killing their god repeatedly was so much worse.

“We’re sorry we’re sorry, we’re so sorry!!”

“SORRY FOR WHAT?? FOR HURTING ME? OR THAT YOU FELL FROM MY SO CALLED GOOD GRACES? OR IS IT BECAUSE YOUR’RE FACING THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR STUPID ACTIONS??!!!”

The room was filled with cries that were desperately trying to be suppressed. Sniffles and hiccups littered the room, but none were as attention grabbing as the ones coming from their god, who collapsed into the chair exhausted from finally letting their bleeding-heart speak.

“Your gra-...Y/n..”

Yae corrected as she rested a gentle hand on their shoulder. While formality was strict when it came to her god, she knew they hated that name for what it brought them. She also used their name because that was the only thing that could get their attention in their state. Their true name being said was such a rarity, Yae saw the light in their eyes come back when she said their name. It wasn’t much, but it was enough for her. Enough for both of them.

“-We can go back to the shrine, or even Snezhnaya if this is too much now.”

Yae waited for their tears to calm down for their answer, but her god asked her a question so meekly she didn’t hear it.

“Where am I?”

“Yo-Y/n?..What do you mean by that?”

She cradled their face in her hands as she stepped in front of them, blocking their view from the acolytes. She was concerned about why they would ask that. They’d sustained so many injuries it was possible that it could be a side effect or something that they missed.

“Where am I?”

They repeated a little louder. As fat, warm tears rolled down their cheeks and onto Yae’s hands that tried to wipe them away.

“-This isn’t the Teyvat that I fell in love with. These aren’t the people I fell in love with.”

They uncontrollably started crying as they curled in on themselves. Their voice growing until even the acolytes on the floor could here them,.

“My Teyvat would never do this. They would never slaughter kids and they would never hunt down someone for such a simple thing.”

Yae’s, and the recently appeared Tsaritsa’s heart broke as their god coninued on.

“This isn’t the Mondstadt I fell in, this isn’t the Izuma I fell in love with. There’s nothing here I loved before.”

“Surely you don’t mean-”

The Tsaritsa tried to cut in.

“I loved the people who would smile, I loved the people who would protect others and those who wished the best for others. Those who followed their ideals and dreams without influence, and those who were kind. But I’ve seen none of it here in this world. This world is cruel and unforgiving. It murders any that resembles me and has no qualms committing atrocities even against the innocent and young. It’s just a husk of what I love rotting from the inside desperately pretending it’s still alive.”

They choked out one more thing that even broke the ones who were in their god’s favor.

“This isn’t the world I loved.”

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@chocoenvy​

This was the first time making anything really angsty so I’m sorry if it wasn’t as sad as the Tw warnings said it would be. 

Reblog, but don’t repost or copy guys. :D

#Genshin sagau #Imposter au #Knowing AU #Tsaritsa x reader #Yae Miko x reader #Everyone's just weeping at the end #Yae isn't okay #The Tsaritsa ain't okay #She's picking you up and cradling you in her arms as she takes you away from those heathens #But she;s going to be crying over that later #Same with Miko #Your all going to be in you big bed squished between two women being sad #And the kids or anyone else who the reader isn't mad at is going to be trying their hardest at showing them a reason to love Teyvat #yandere genshin impact #yandere genshin sagau

[aheathen-conceivably]

Josephine with a baby would be insane. I don’t have anything else to say; the dynamic between an uneasily pregnant Jo and a wishful and wistful Zelda, still waiting for lightning to strike HER again, would be so heartbreaking. I do think Jo could find new purpose with a child, especially in this life that’s so different from anything she imagined for herself, but it’s not a decision to be taken lightly or made on a whim. It would take a serious miscalculation (as if!) or some bizarre irregularity in her cycle……. Highly unlikely. 👀

Well hello hello, friend. Look at you, back in the inbox right on schedule. Grab a chair, why don’t we? It’ll be a long one….

Okay so FIRST of all this is why when you sent me that ask yesterday I was like, boy oh boy, do we have a psychological dive in store for you. Because y’all, there’s so damn much going on in that post. Why don’t we, uh, go back to an old tradition and follow a heathen under the cut while she rants about her pixels…

A plotline where Jo would be (even somewhat begrudgingly) pregnant while Zelda was the one who wanted the child would be too heartbreaking, even for me. While I think there’s potential there for support and mutual parenting (which they’re doing with Violette), at its core it would be gut wrenching for them both. I think we can really see why that is for Zelda, as she almost “illogically” wants a child more than she can describe. This is where the double entendre of Josephine talking in the mirror in today’s post comes in, because we can apply it to Zelda and the fact that there are VERY good reasons for her not to want another child. But there’s still something in her that is longing for one, and so to make her watch while it happens to her best friend would absolutely break her.

However, Jo is not aware of Zelda’s struggles at all. When she is speaking in the mirror, she is talking to herself. What we (and Gio) caught Jo in the middle of was sheer, unadulterated spiraling. If you go back to the last line of the corn post, you can see Jo setting herself up for this, insofar as she thinks that Zelda is happy because she has fully given herself over to this life, and that Josephine wants that; she just doesn’t now how.

Keep in mind Josephine is 32 at this point, and I think this is an age where there’s a moment for many people who can bear children, where you think “is that what I’m supposed to do?” or “will it make me happier?” even if you’ve decided that you don’t want children. While a small part of Jo is considering Gio in these thoughts, it is mostly self-pressure, with the influence of society and other women - being Zelda here, too. So when she’s listing these logical reasons why she shouldn’t have a child, she’s telling that to herself. She’s talking herself out of it, and as the end of the post hints at, it’s because she can get pregnant at that moment and she knows it.

But simultaneously her choice here shows that even while she is at her lowest (arguably even more than her depression because now, she’s giving it her all and it’s still not working), she will never choose to have children. You are not wrong in that it might give her life purpose, and that’s part of her thought process here too. She’s almost convinced herself that the act of bearing a child could give this pointless life she’s living meaning, and in doing so she could finally let go of her need for control and give in to her situation.

Like you said, there’s always the element of a mistake, but she tells Gio point blank “that she doesn’t make mistakes.” Of course all it takes is one, but this post is meant to show that she’s far too calculated and self possessed to give herself over not only to the intense emotions she’s experiencing at the beginning of the post, but also any sort of physical drive that might lead her to sleep with Gio when she knows not to.

She also very purposefully ends the post without ever giving in to him physically or emotionally. Even more, she’s still using selective vulnerability and sex to more or less manipulate him. Her balancing on the tip of her foot only to pull away is very indicative of this, insofar as she gives him just enough of herself without ever doing so completely. When she ultimately walks away with that little smirk on her face, its because she has truly talked herself off the ledge and reestablished some sense of self autonomy that she felt like she lost even in the act of considering a child. She’s realized that even in his world and for however much she has altered her life around his dreams and their situation, she still at least has that level of control over her own body and even his.

Y’all please just know I can write a whooooole ‘nother essay on the last paragraph so God help you if you made it through this one and imma shut up now…

#whew babes I mean it I hope you have a chair #or some some tea or a drink or something #I cannot shut up and for that I humbly apologize #am I maybe sort of on my shit about this mini arc? #….yes #cannot even deny it look at the rant #🫡 #ask #answered #Josephine Duplanchier extra #gif warning #unhinged Heathen warning #someone make me take a haitus my brain has done rotted away entirely warning

[stobinesque]

avarice for pearls

For @steddiemicrofic for August, take two! (take one with Eddie in the hot seat (as it were) can be found here)

prompt: 'cake' | wc: 311 | rated: E

cws/tags: D/s dynamics, free use, sloppy seconds, Daddy Kink (no age play)

unrepentant filth below the cut

"C'mon, baby, open up." Eddie's voice is perfectly even — bland, almost — and Steve's jaw drops without hesitation.

Argyle's fingers slip inside to place a bite of cake on his tongue. Steve swallows it greedily, then chases after Argyle's fingers to lick them clean of buttercream.

Argyle hums. "Feels nice."

Steve pulls back, leering. "Bet it'd feel nicer somewhere else."

"Stevie, behave."

Steve pouts, turning his gaze to Eddie. "But Daddy, I want to suck his cock."

"Only good boys get treats, princess. Can you be a good boy for me?"

Steve grasps Argyle's hips and casts an imploring gaze up at him. "I can be such a good boy for you."

Argyle's hand passes through Steve's hair, gently. Steve preens at the tenderness. "Sure you can, dude, but I'm not the one you need to be good for."

"Jeff, his arms," Eddie snaps.

Before Steve can wonder at what that means, his arms are forced behind him, pinned in place by one of Jeff's own.

Steve hadn't forgotten Jeff was behind him, hips hitching up into his fucked-loose hole, where Gareth left him slick with his spend — he's just had such single-minded focus on getting the weight of Argyle's cock on his tongue that everything else receded from view.

He's sticky, warm, and wants more. Wants soft, breathy sounds falling from Argyle's mouth. Wants Argyle's come mixed in with the mess caked in his chest hair from the pearl necklace Frankie gave him. Wants the sight of him decorated with his boyfriend's spend to tip Jonathan over the edge until Steve is filthy with his too. Wants Jeff to come inside him so he's a sloppy mess Eddie can just slip into and use as he pleases.

Steve wants it all. Is greedy for it. He's soaking up their desire; drenched and dripping with their love — and it'll never be enough.

#steddie #stargyle #corroded coffin x steve #steddiemicroficaugust #hi hello i have NO IDEA wjere the daddy kink came from thats usually a soft limit of mine #like i will read it but i have literally never considered writing it #anyway take ur filth you heathens (affectionate) #read writes

[lacomandante]

This scene in Rifles made me LAUGH out loud because Vivar has been trying SO hard to convince this priest about Sharpe and then Sharpe is casually about to blow it all to kingdom come in his usual manner. This was all I could picture Vivar doing internally

But honestly this is Vivar to Sharpe 75% of this book LMAO

#;ooc #;my art #(i had to draw this i've been thinking about this for ages. i love sharpe hes so stupid sometimes) #(VIVAR: ALTO ALTO ALTO!!!! LIEUTENANT SHARPE ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW UP MY EFFORTS) #(sharpe: uhhhhhhhh sorry......) #(like sharpe KNOWS theyre arguing over him and he IS NOT MAKING A GOOD IMPRESSION DO /NOT/ REVEAL THAT INFORMATION TO A PRIEST!!!!!!!!!!) #(not until after you take santiago at LEAST) #sharpe #sharpe's rifles #don blas vivar #blas vivar #(also this is vivar when they have that heathen bastard conversation multiple times its SO fucking funny) #(sharpe and vivar BARELY tolerate each other for a while)

[ghostpebble]

happy dannypocalypse!! here's a playlist for your phandom needs

#dannypocalypse #dannypocalypse 2024 #spotify #take this you heathens

[reactionimagesdaily]

#tfw when you take your avoidance to the next level #reaction image #reaction meme #daily reaction images #image mood: y'all are heathens

[stevethehairington]

eddie 100% buys those like logs of raw cookie dough and then walks around the house eating it like a burrito

#eddie munson #stranger things #is this inspired by the fact that i literally just did exactly that? maybe it is maybe it isnt #also steve sees him doing it and is like wHAT are you DOING you HEATHEN i was going to make cookies with that! #youre not even supposed to est raw cookie dough! and eddie shrugs and goes i survived demon bats i can survive raw cookie dough #besides stevie name ONE person whos died from it. oh wait you CANT #steve splutters but like eddies not wrong lol he cant so he falls back on his Other tactic and goes think about the kids!! #theyre gonna start doing that too! its not good for them! and eddie barks out a laugh and goes babe who do you think i got it from #and in bursts max mayfield with her own cookie dough log burrito in hand #and she just nods at steve before accosting eddie with a so are you taking me to the record store today like you promised or not? #and steve silently has a conniption in the corner #(a week later eddie gets home from work to find STEVE with a whole TUB of raw cookie dough in his lap #a full spoon frozen halfway to his mouth with a deer in the headlights look on his face. #eddie just grins and says shove over and gimme that spoon)

[queercodedvillains]

I firmly believe kishimoto made deidara say "I'm not into S&M" because he KNEW everyone clocked his bratty bottom vibe off the bat and he needed to make a canon occurrence to point at to disprove it but the thing is he doesn't know Deidara like I do!! he has noooo idea he accidentally created a queer icon. But I do. And no posthumous editorialization will ever overshadow that.

#deidara #my beloved #i am so sorry kishimoto did you so dirty #he has no idea.... the power couple he created.... #theyre man and brat its canon #i dont fuckin care what he says theyre confiscated #helloooooo like... not to be a godless queer heathen but i AM #and so are sasodei #i stand by it no one can tell me otherwise #and i will explore it at length in my fic #claires au #he calls sasori my man. master even. #and master is also informal for husband #and sasori always calls him brat??? #hellloooooo #do yall think kishimoto knows how fuckin gay that is #[taking off hoops] kishi baby i just wanna talk i swear #anyways #unreasonably heated about that today

[fatestouch]

Name: Moros

Age: ???

Species: God Spirit

Moros, the Greek God Spirit of Doom, the personified force that drives humanity to it's destined deadly fate, released from Pandora's Jar. At constant war with False Hope, who prevents them from granting mortals the ability to foresee their own deaths.

They are a harbinger of the suffering of mankind... and so is False Hope. It's why they were both locked away in the Jar, but Hope believes that their hope is good. But denying that which is inevitable and hoping for anything else is suffering it itself, is it not?

Moros will make Hope realize that.

#new muse alert #here. take hm you absolute heathens (affectionate) #is he gonna be a problem? oh absolutely #but how Big of a problem is anyone's guess

[histskins]

i have a house guest who was living in the outdoor garage for a few days and finally got the courage to come out to us yesterday

#txt #furry heathens #she'll be our guest for a couple of weeks until my friend's floors are done in her new house #and then she will take her :) she's already met her #she's SOOOOO sweet it's insane #she just wants people 24/7. she WANTS you to pet her belly. her only No spot is her ears #and I think that's because they're dirty as hell but we'll fix that #i have to wear a mask when i sit with her im even more allergic than i am to my cats LMAO #pardon the mess she's in the unfinished guest room

[neqeyam]

thinkin ab mo’at banning her grandkid(s) from her tent while she’s training reader cause they always rock up w some WILD ASS injury like “grandma i slipped on a fish and now my head is up my ass help” n they’re so blatantly lying that she has to suppress the urge to strangle her own flesh and blood (her grandkid(s) just want an excuse to see their s/o but she’s OLD and TIRED of young ppls shenanigans)

#atwow #avatar the way of water #neteyam #kiri #lo’ak #tuktirey #tuk #neytiri #jake sully #ao’nung #tsireya #ronal #tonowari #sully siblings #neqeyam rambles #i can imagine mo’at’s eye twitching n that’s her Tell Take Sign that shes ab to attack someone #she grabs the nearest item to her (a bowl most likely) and just OVER HANDS it at her grandkid #(GET OUT YOU HEATHEN) can be heard as a sully child goes running and cackling across camp

[respect-the-hyphen]

will you get mad if I don’t use the hyphen spiderman

sorry but I don't know a spiderman? My name is spider-man I think you have the wrong guy

#shut up shut up shut up #it doesnt even take up time #its like one click away #you heathen #why #why are you like this #marvel #marvel mcu #mcu #queue #spiderman #marvel cinematic universe #marvel spiderman #spider man #peter parker #spiderson #spider speaking #spider 1 speaking

[brutal-nemesis]

You already know you've got me invested. So a bunch of questions about your HRT magic system, whenever you've got the time:

- what does the ritual actually look like/involve?

- does the process look the same for both feminizing and masculinizing, or are they different?

- are there any effects that can't really be achieved using this form of HRT?

- how long does it take to build up effects? will you see some changes immediately, or is it slower?

More to come later, I'm sure 😁🧡

suit up bitches it's time for all the trans magic lore

What does the ritual actually look like/involve?

Essentially, person performing the procedure uses magic to force the patient's gonads (testes or ovaries) to produce more of the desired hormone, whether it's estrogen or testosterone. Unlike in our world, where people on E need to take T blockers to ensure that they see results (since T has stronger effects), this change in what the body itself is producing means that T levels would naturally decrease since the testes are producing more E. The actual procedure usually just involves the one performing it placing their hands on the patient's back near their spine and carrying out the spell. This typically takes five or so minutes, depending on how much the patient's natural levels need to be adjusted. The spell only lasts so long, so after a couple weeks it will need to be cast again. The spells themselves are called estrogen/testosterone production stimulation, EPS and TPS for short.

However, as magic advances, beyond the point it's at in Castys's early story and the entirety of Erebus & Terror, a new method is developed that alters the hypothalamus and pituitary glands instead, since they tell the rest of the body of what hormones to produce. This spell, called hypothalamus pituitary direction alteration (HPDA) only needs to be done once as the effects are permanent in the sense that they don't wear off, even after decades. However, it's much more complicated to carry out, so it takes longer to cast and is usually more expensive. The procedure itself usually involves the caster putting their hands on the patient's head and doing the spell for about 20 minutes.

It generally becomes standard practice for a patient to undergo at least a year of E/TPS in order to find the right balance of hormones for them before getting HPDA. The effects of HPDA can be altered later, but it's complicated enough that it's best to get it right the first time, hence using E/TPS as a trial run of sorts to figure out the best fit for each individual person.

Does the process look the same for both feminizing and masculinizing, or are they different?

Yes and no. The actual process is very similar, since it's just changing what hormones are produced, but adjusting the AMAB body to produce E and the AFAB body to produce T are different enough that most doctors specialize in one or the other. There's a lot more nuance to it than just turning up the hormone dial, so specialists in one or the other are skilled at helping bring about the wanted changes and preventing certain negative side effects.

Are there any effects that can't really be achieved using this form of HRT?

Since it's pretty similar to HRT here, it has the same limitations and effects, for the most part. Magic can certainly be used to help with things like top and bottom surgery (which sometimes don't need to be an actual surgery and are just a magical procedure), but neither form of HRT discussed above will completely change primary sex organs or massively alter skeletal structure.

How long does it take to build up effects? will you see some changes immediately, or is it slower?

It's a slow change, happening over the course of years, just like it is for people on HRT in our world. The body takes time to adjust and change on its own, and forcing it to do so quickly can have drastic consequences. At the start of E/TPS, all changes are closely monitored so that the levels of hormone production can be adjusted in order to suit the individual patient best and prevent side effects like emotional instability and blood clots.

#wow an ask #yet-another-heathen #canahi lore #transgender #e&t is either erebus & terror or estrogen & testosterone lmao #but yeah the actual effects are pretty much the same as hrt it's just a different way of getting there! #part of the reason it's like that is because that's what makes sense for the way healing magic works in my world #and part of it is because i sort of...like how long it takes? #just in the sense that i think that slow transformation into the body you want is kind of beautiful in a way #metamorphosis doesnt take a day it's a big change and seeing it come gradually like flowers blossoming is super cool #not trying to undermine how hard it can be to wait for those changes to happen im sure it's harder than i can imagine #but that patience is really admirable and ig this is my way of honoring it #even in this world of magic your brothers and sisters and siblings had to wait too #i hope that doesnt sound insensitive or anything that's just how i felt after reading some trans stories #your long wait is seen and your incredible patience *will* be rewarded

[midnights-dragon]

For all the people out there who think Aziraphale and Crowley would be terribly in love but not admitting it and having awful sex because they’re both touch-starved after Aziraphale comes back down from Heaven (with a significant lack of kissing and intimate touch) - I have a fic for you! (Inspired by posts made by @actual-changeling)

Excerpt:

Aziraphale had looked at him so helplessly, so brokenly, but he had nodded, pursing his trembling lips together and then parting them again as he sank to his knees before Crowley just as the demon had done for him, both entirely out of their own violation and desires and wants and needs - and that was that. (There is something so delectably awful, Crowley had thought once, about giving into desire, but denying yourself the one part of it that you want the most, now isn’t there?) Don’t kiss me, he said, he repeated over and over and over not as a reminder for Aziraphale but for himself - because if he didn’t, he would not be able to find comfort in the feeling of Aziraphale’s touch, and he needed that, just as much as the angel needed his.

How I can best describe it without giving too much away is:

Please mind the tags, of course! And please leave a comment if you enjoy! Thanks again to Alex for letting me use their posts as inspiration.

#of course the title is a hozier lyric what do you take me for a heathen #aziraphale x crowley #crowley #aziraphale #good omens fic #good omens fanfiction #south downs cottage #aziraphale fic #crowley fic #azricrow #aziraphale x crowley fanfic #fanfic #fanfiction #self promo