#TALL CHICKEN LMAOOO

[womburt]

Is it mumbo withdrawal request time? /j

A reader that is really scary and tough looking and that came from the DSMP, they don't care about relationships and haven't really been in one or had the time (they could be like...Doc's really good and longtime friend as well).

They join hermitcraft to run away from the DSMP and as Doc is showing them around, they meet and lock eyes with Mumbo and its basically a "love at first sight" moment. Mumbo is all nervous, both because the reader is scary and "omg they are so pretty 👉👈", but that makes the reader fall in love even more because "oh my god he's suck a dumbass dork"

After that meeting Doc starts teasing the reader and the reader starts acting like they don't know what he's talking about, basically acting like a tsundere LMAOOO

Fresh Start; C. Mumbo x Reader

Hi Anon! I decided to be sort of vague with Reader’s background for this request because I actually don't really consume DSMP media! (Except for @secretsandwriting amazing smau you can find here) That being said, I still love this dynamic, so I hope you enjoy regardless! 

Also! The beginning of this is a lil bit sadder than I initially intended! Be cautious dear readers <3

*Warning! This fic contains mentions of anxiety and traumatic past! Don’t read if this could upset you!

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Y/n lifted a hand to their forehead, blocking the rays of sun that threatened to blind them. They squinted when their limb was only partially successful, finally giving up entirely and just looking away from the sky. Straight ahead was a treeline made up of dark oak. Y/n spun around, taking in a full 360 degrees of the Hermitcraft server. 

Buildings were situated along a vast, dwindling river. Fields of wheat grew along the sides of a structure labeled “GigaPies.” There were giant trees - some with green canopies and one with pink - shading the walkways. A tall tower of diorite stood above all else. Each inch of the spawn area was beautifully decorated with an array of build styles and genres. 

Y/n wrinkled their nose, unused to seeing such harmony in a home. Their previous server had not been so peaceful. They turned away from the busy looking town, eyes settling instead on the portal from which they’d come. 

It was a temporary structure. One that would only exist for a few moments longer. Its purpose was to bring them from the vacuum between servers to Hermitcraft, and it had done its job. Still - Y/n wasn’t sure if they were satisfied with it. 

Y/n looked into its pixels contemplatively. They could just walk back through and none would be the wiser. Return to the space between servers, find somewhere more…solitary to exist while they built up the courage to be around people again. Surely Doc would forgive them if they explained it to him. They could picture the message they’d send him, cold and alone. 

“Sorry bud, my crippling anxiety got the best of me and I chickened out. Maybe next time!” 

Before they could step back through the passageway, it disappeared. Y/n watched as the portal closed, disappearing into nonexistence - their only escape: vanished. 

They sighed to themselves quietly, shoving their hands into their pockets and turning back toward the lively-looking village. It seemed they had no choice then. 

They began walking toward civilization with heavy feet, on the lookout of the structure Doc had told them to meet him at. 

‘The giant birch tree! You can’t miss it! I’ll be waiting at the base of it!’

He’d been right of course. There was no missing the gargantuan pale tree, which Y/n had later been informed was named ‘the Tree of Whimsy.’ They hiked toward it at a steady pace, keeping an eye out for any stray mobs or threats.

As they got closer, Y/n was soon able to make out a tall, green figure standing underneath. His back was to them, a white lab coat covering fur they knew all too well. Resisting the urge to sneak up and scare the only friend they had in this new server, Y/n called out to him. 

“Doc!”

He spun around in an instant, toothy grin hung over his lips and arms spread wide for a hug. Y/n’s heart dropped at the idea, having not experienced positive physical contact in a long time. They slowed their pace, readying themself for the first hug they’d had in ages. 

“Y/n, my friend!” I’m glad you made it!” Doc took the rest of the steps for them, wrapping his fuzzy arms around them without a second thought. He lifted them up, Y/n gasping when their feet came off the ground. Doc paid their exclamation no mind as he squeezed them, settling his chin on top of their head and sighing in content. 

Y/n stood incredibly still, heart hammering and body warming up to the embrace. It had been so long…

“I was worried you’d turn around and I’d have to come get you!” Doc admitted, voice rumbling with laughter. Y/n coughed a laugh back at him, choosing not to reveal what they’d been considering moments prior. After a minute, the creeper-hybrid let them go, setting Y/n back onto the ground with a thump. They caught their balance quickly, feeling terribly cold without the touch of their friend. 

“Right. Well, I’m here now,” Y/n stated, mustering up a smile the best they could. Doc, who’d always been able to see right through them, quirked an eyebrow, but didnt say anything about it. The both of them had long conversations over inter-server communicators. He was no stranger to the impact that Y/n’s previous server had on them, it was why he was so insistent they move onto Hermitcraft with him. 

“That you are!” He replied instead, deciding that they needed his positivity today, especially if they were going to ever feel comfortable here. 

“So? How about a tour?” Doc suggested, clearing his throat and holding an arm out to Y/n. They deadpanned at their tall friend, but accepted his offer anyway, interlocking their elbow with his. 

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“...and this is False’s eagle! It flew her here, but now it just sort of sits on that tree stump!” Doc was explaining, gesturing wildly around to each of the structures at spawn. Y/n looked up at the creature in awe, impressed by just the sheer size of the thing. Hermits sure didn't mess around when it came to scaling their projects, they noted. 

They looked back to the river they'd been walking along, catching sight of three people down by the banks. Each was a varying height, though all seemed to be bent over in some shape or form, harmonious laughter floating from their trio all the way up to Y/n and Doc. 

The tallest wore a hard hat and orange suspenders. He was sitting on the grass, head tipped back as he chortled. The shortest had large, colorful wings, which were spread into the space behind him while he held his stomach and wheezed. But it was the third man who truly captured their attention. 

Y/n couldn’t recall the last time they’d seen such pure and unbridled sunshine in the shape of a man. 

He was doubled over, clutching his stomach with dirty hands, smearing redstone dust all over his nice, white shirt. His hair was unkempt, falling over his eyes as he wheezed. But most interesting to Y/ was his face. Cheekbones protruding as a side effect of his smile, the highpoints dusted red with blush, as was the tip of his large nose. The mustache that sat underneath was dark and ruffled, shadowing a large grin and pink lips. 

 They stared at him with large eyes and a heavily beating heart, finding themself frozen when his dark eyes opened back up and stared straight back at them. He was still beaming, though he was mostly still now. The blush he’d acquired from his fit of laughter was quickly expanding, reaching the tops of his ears turning the pale man into a tomato. 

“Y/n/? Y/n.”

They shook their head as a clawed, green hand waved in front of their face. Y/n blinked and broke eye contact with the mustached stranger, looking instead at Doc. 

“I’m here,” they replied absentmindedly, though judging by the smirk painted on Doc’s face, they weren’t fooling anyone. 

“Mhm. What do you think of Mumbo?” his tone was teasing, and Y/n quickly understood that they would never be hearing the end of this. 

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” they rolled their eyes and groaned, spinning away from their friend. Chancing a glance back at the mustached stranger - Mumbo - as they'd just come to learn, they noticed he’d yet to look away from them. His lips were slightly parted now, an expression of pure enrapturement painted across his beautiful face. They buzzed with excitement, finding themself looking to Doc again, if only to escape the pressure of eye contact with the beautiful stranger. 

“You’re basically drooling” Doc teased like a teenager, humming his observation and pointing at Mumbo unabashedly. 

Y/n’s eyes went wide at his gesture. They quickly grabbed at his arm, pulling it down so as to not draw attention to the man they’d quickly become infatuated with. It was no use of course - Mumbo hadn't looked away since they’d first met eyes. They could feel themself deflating with embarrassment. 

“We should go say hello.” Doc decided, interlocking their arms again and practically skipping toward the people gathered at the water's edge. 

Y/n heart felt like it was about to fall out of them. They were within the vicinity of the strangers in an instant, and Doc took no time at all to introduce them to the group. 

“Hermits! This is Y/n, my friend and our new neighbor!” He exclaimed, pushing Y/n in front of him in that friendly way that only Doc could. Y/n found themself face to face with Mumbo, his features even more endearing up close. They were near enough to see crow’s feet at the corners of his eyes, surely a result of a lifetime of laughter with wonderful friends. 

“Good to meet you Y/n!” someone greeted from their left side. Y/n looked toward the voice, seeing it was the short avian-man to speak up first. He was smiling brightly at them, though they couldn’t help but note a glint of mischief in his honey-brown eyes. 

“Yes, welcome new hermit!” another voice chimed in. To the bird-hybrid’s other side was a tall man wearing a hardhat. He too, wore a mischievous grin, one that gave Y/n the impression that he was somehow conspiring with his shorter counterpart.

It was silent for a moment before the shortest man elbowed Mumbo in the side, sending him forward enough to bump into Y/n. They shot their arms up to steady him, catching the pale  stranger by his shoulders. Letting go as quickly as they’d reached out, Y/n cleared their throat. 

“Say hello Mumbo,” the bird hybrid instructed, reveling in the way said man seemed to turn even redder. Y/n, judging by the exasperated look on Mumbo’s face, got the sense that poking fun at him was not a new occurrence. 

“Right! Sorry about that!” Mumbo began, pointedly ignoring the snickering from the friends behind him. He stood up straighter, adjusting his tie and wiping his hands on his pants. Y/n watched his every move, memorizing the way his slender fingers dusted along the fabric, infatuated with his charming awkwardness. 

“It’s good to see a new face! I’m Mumbo” He finally, officially, greeted, sticking out his hand for Y/n to shake. They took it tentatively, choosing not to admit that Doc had already told them his name. He was smiling so proudly at them, satisfied with the fact that he’d pulled himself together enough to introduce himself. 

“And these idiots are Grian and Scar,” He continued after a minute, remembering the snickering forms behind him. He gestured to each in turn. Y/n noticed him knock Grian with his shoulder, sending the smaller man flying into Scar with a thud. He didn't seem to take it too seriously, however. Smiling some sort of knowing-smirk at Mumbo. 

“Should we finish the rest of our tour?” Doc asked after a moment, poking Y/n in the ribs. They jumped in surprise, spinning around to look at Doc with an embarrassed glare. He wasn’t at all bothered by their expression - Y/n would wager a bet that he had been expecting it, in fact. 

“I’ll see you around,” Mumbo spoke up as Y/n began to walk away. They looked back over their shoulder to see him waving at them, cheeks wonderfully pink and his face soft. They waved back quickly, turning back to follow Doc back over to where they were, intent on finishing the tour without another embarrassing encounter. 

“So…” The creeper hybrid spoke up when they were out of earshot of the trio. Y/n watched him silently, waiting for Doc to spit out whatever he was thinking. 

“The mustache..you’re into that?���

He boomed a laugh when they smacked his arm, the sound of the whack reverberating through all of their surroundings. Y/n wondered briefly if the noise had made it back to the mustached-man in question. They hoped not. 

“Shut up!”

#mumbo x reader #mumbojumbo x reader #hermitcraft x reader #hermitcraft #mcyt x reader #mcyt #platonic! doc x reader #platonic! Docm77 x reader #doc x reader platonic #Docm77 x reader platonic

[d4isywhims]

get to know a blogger!

i was tagged by the lovely @sweetsimapples <3 thanks for the tag!

show your wallpaper:

duckies! :DD

last song you listened to: black beauty by lana del rey

currently reading: revenge of the mooncake vixen by marilyn chia!

last movie: the super mario movie lol

last show: i'm currently re-watching disenchantment (for the 100th time) so there's that lol i have this thing where i get so attached to a show to the point where i'll watch said show for a good couple of months lmao

craving: ahh omg korean fried chicken! i'm planning to get some delivered rn

what are you wearing right now: a shirt my aunt got me with 'alaska' written on it that she got in alaska lmaooo

how tall are you: 166cm!

piercings: three on my left ear and two on my right!

tattoos: none sadly :( BUT i’m planning on getting one very soon!!!

glasses/contacts: glasses hands down. i don't like things going into my eye 😭

last thing you ate: soy glazed chicken and rice!

favourite colour: i don't think i have a favourite colour because it keeps changing as i grow older lol but as of now, i'm really into blues and greens :)

current obsession: matcha. ikr?? i've never been a matcha girlie but my friend flew to my city a few weeks ago and every time we went out to eat, she's always ordering matcha and i guess it kinda stuck

any pets: yes!! i have three poodles!

favourite fictional character: i cannot think of one rn 😭 phil dunphy from modern family ig

last place you traveled: just to another state in my country :) internationally? lake como!

i'm tagging @bloomingkyras @moonriesims @angelgnome @loveryss @discoverjoana @maplewhims @bearculaa @mdmszee and whoever is seeing this rn! do it!!! nah jk you don't have to ;)

#gem got tagged! #i'm catching up with tag games hehe

[lino-nyangi]

TAG GAME: GET TO KNOW ME!

thanks to @propertyoftoru for the tag ♡

1. Birthday?

1998. the rest is between me and god

2. Favorite color?

hnngg i love allll but warm yellow that's almost orange makes me :D

3. How tall are you?

171cm/5'7

4. How many pair of shoes to you own?

y'all count them?? idk probably over 10 but i have like 2 for each season that i wear the shit out of lmao i have no object permanence

5. Favorite song?

this should be illegal. apologize.

6. Favorite movie?

i rarely watch movies

7. Who would be your ideal partner?

someone i can feel comfortable and safe with. someone i can nurture and feed off of, both intellectually and emotionally.

8. Do you want children?

under the right circumstances and with the right person mayyybe one.

9. Have you gotten in trouble with the law?

the only illegal thing i've done is looking murderously hot (it's not true)

10. What color socks are you wearing?

striped rainbow because gay rights.

11. Favorite type of music?

whatever the fuck skz have going on. also r&b, soul, j-pop.

12. How many pillows do you sleep with?

two.

13. What position do you sleep in?

how would i know if i'm asleep?? but i think curled up on my side.

14. What don’t you like when you’re sleeping?

light. soft light is okay but not in my eyes. also snoring. also also thunder.

15. Have you tried archery?

no but i think it's really cool. my favorite character in a game would be either an archer or mage.

16. Favorite fruit?

peach!! and melon

17. Are you a good liar?

18. What’s your personality type?

don't think so? i don't see the point of lying unless it's something out of courtesy(?). but if you ask for my honest opinion you'll hear it, i'm not good at hiding that jdhsjs

infj-t

19. Innie or outie?

innie (jeongin! :D) i am house plant.

20. Left or right handed?

righty.

21. Favorite food?

this also should be illegal. but anything pasta i will inhale.

22. Favorite foreign food?

hmmm i love dumplings. and sushi. and butter chicken.

23. Are you clean or messy?

clean usually. unless i'm stressed then i misplace things a lot and i'm all over the place in general lmao

24. Most used phrase?

not a phrase but "like". in all languages lmaooo

25. How long does it take you to get ready?

to grab some milk from the store or for a day out? anything from 10 to 40 minutes.

26. Do you talk to yourself?

i don't shut up actually, my brain is always talking to me. i might seem deranged for sitting in complete silence while i work but trust me FAM is playing on full volume in my head.

27. Do you sing to yourself?

hum and butcher lyrics yes

28. Are you a good singer?

absolutely not.

29. Biggest fear?

drowning. anything to do with inability to breathe, including really confined spaces.

30. Are you a gossip?

i am tired and old.

31. Long or short hair?

short hair!! makes me feel hot. i actually need to cut my hair again it's time.

32. Favorite school subject?

back in highschool was prolly math (don't shoot). in archi it's probably drawing/color and history.

33. Extrovert or introvert?

introvert.

34. What makes you nervous?

loud noises. not knowing what to expect i.e. change of plans, surprises.

35. Who was your first crush?

probably taemin from shinee i watched replay and my thirteen year old ass was like i want that one (ironically enough i am still obsessed with another main dancer now)

36. How many piercings do you have?

two on my ears~

37. How many tattoos do you have?

none~

38. How fast can you run?

i can't. if something's chasing me i'm just dying i guess.

39. What color is your hair?

black or really really dark brown.

40. What color are your eyes?

brown.

41. What makes you angry?

inconsiderate ppl but like intentionally. i can look past a lot of things but if you do something knowing it will cause harm to someone i despise you.

42. Do you like your name?

ye. don't mind it.

43. Do you want a boy to girl as a child?

neither until i come to terms with birthing an actual human being.

44. What are your strengths?

i have a vivid imagination.

45. What are your weaknesses?

i have a hard time putting said vivid imagination into reality.

46. What’s the color of your bedspread?

pink/purple.

47. What’s the color of your room?

white and pink. i want to paint it all white tho the pink is getting tiring for my eyes.

#feel free to do this ♡

[sscarletvenus]

Pushing my FemDaniel agenda by asking for Fem Danny hcs 🙏

fem daniel headcanons!!!

i think it would be really fun to see the other students guess daniel’s s/o after her identity reveal… like just gossiping about who the j high goddess is with.

is it that architecture department alleged-gangster weirdo, who keeps hanging around her and buying her chocolate milk? is it that ex-bully boxer? (some say that he already has gf… others say that after meeting hyungseok, his heart melted and he stopped bullying cuz the power of true love… we’ll never know.) is it the fashion department prince, who’s so cold and intimidating and aloof in general, but behaves like a literal golden retriever when she’s around? there’s also a rumour about this tall dark handsome guy in ray bans picking her up in a white corvette after school… lots of bets being placed.

daniel somehow becomes zoe's bi-awakening

crystal and daniel end up becoming besties tho

like there’s also lot of pervs hitting on big daniel, and she’s just too nice to kill them even if she could in a heartbeat. crystal, who has a similar shitty experience with men sees one particular incident that crosses the line and beats the guy’s ass all while saying something like “ughhh this annoying bitch. kick his balls or something why’re you just standing there.” and BOOM bffs. (crystal doesn’t realize her beloved bodyguard oppa is perv-in-chief all the while lmao)

i headcanon big daniel and mitsuki having the same hairstyle, or big daniel’s hairstyle being like lee jihye from orv. smol daniel’s hair’s short bob and bangs with a range of super cute hairclips!!! (horrible descriptions here we go)

big daniel’s wardrobe is literally all fashion week collections (thank you jay we luv u), while smol daniel would probably dress like na jinsol from loser life (another ptj webtoon lol)

also johan and daniel would be such an iconic duo in this au. like they’re sort of each other’s ride or die (johan reluctantly comes around). johan is also weirdly protective over her which leads to a storm of gossip that “oh. did you hear? the gangbuk goddog has lost it over some pretty chick. i bet she’s something, having tamed that dog.” it’s safe to say they’re both fighting for their lives against this untrue rumor, and johan also rises up the ranks on several ppl’s hitlist… (ahem gun, that is)

WHAT IF YAMAZAKI YOUNG MASTER GUN HAS A RYUHEI MOMENT? like he tells crystal something like “behave properly, your sister-in-law’s here” at school and she’s like WTF???

sadboi hours but if big daniel didn’t hide her identity, zack would’ve still been hostile towards her when they first met. probably cuz u know, he would assume that she’s one of “those” ice-princess iljin popular kid who will hurt and bully mira if given the chance. mira would also be constantly compared to her and get a lot of shit… (there’s really no universe where zack and daniel are meet-cute sigh)

lmaooo also dg gets asked a cliche interview question — what’s your ideal girl? And he just. describes daniel (the smol one bcz the tall one's actually famous? and that would cause quite a scandal) in excruciating detail. cut to weeks later and there’s somebody posting on facebook about the employee at their local convenience store… who exactly fits dg’s ideal type description.

i’m also gonna take some liberties and make jake a girl in this au to push my fem!jake agenda. because WHAT BETTER THAN 2 GIRLBOSSES MAXIMISING THEIR JOINT SLAY??? The only thing better than a pretty girl kicking ass is 2 pretty girls kicking ass.

i can totally see jake and daniel being like dabin park and na jinsol from loser life… like the contrast? jake in her form-fitting suits, 9 inch heels and sinu’s coat, and daniel in an 80’s tennis skirt, tank top, and an oversized jacket. i want them to slander the men in their lives over some soju and fried chicken. club vivi arc would also hit so much different altogether omg

ALSO RUNWAY ARC would be so much different to see if daniel was a girl, because some asshole would’ve uploaded her pics on sns too. would love to see her and mary team up. also that one scene after jay saves danny and zack from chuck and justin, and danny asks “why’re u here jay? oh, for your sister right?” and jay would be mortified and flustered… just red all over because he CANNOT admit that he’s here to avenge his uhhh crush? loml?

in conclusion i have fem daniel brainrot, yeah. I’ll continue later because I HAVE LITERALLY SO MUCH MORE LEFT TO SAY.

#lookism #lookism webtoon #lookism manhwa #lookism headcanons #lookism imagines #daniel park #park hyungseok #fem daniel park #crystal choi #gun park #gun lookism #guniel #gundan #gun x daniel #jayseok #jay hong #jay lookism #jay x daniel #jake lookism #jake kim #kim gimyung #fem jake kim #johan seong #zack lee #vasco lookism #lee jinsung #seong yohan #dg lookism #mira lookism #mary kim

[bbykeijis]

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH | bnha

# shoto todoroki, katsuki bakugou, izuku midoryia

summary: when you & the main three take a late night trip to mcdonald’s to be faced with a tired and over it employee… (genderneutral!reader)

author’s note: this is set in a random timeline lmaooo, don’t think too hard about this. the fic is a remake of a special one shot i wrote for one of my old series back on wattpad lmao,, tbh i like this one way bettaaa

genre & warnings: crack ! comedy ! fluff ! language !

"not dabi working the midnight shift at mcdonald's..."

the freezing midnight air that was once a bother suddenly disappeared as the four of you stared confused into the empty fast food chain. the todoroki, a man that had caused so much bullshit for ua and the pros last year, was right in front of you... mopping the floor.

"isn't he meant to be in prison painting his toenails pink with shigaraki right now?”

izuku, shoto, and bakugou turned to face you slowly in disbelief. you shrugged your coated shoulders.

“what?” you asked, “is it something i said?”

shoto shook his head solemnly as he dramatically placed his hand onto the cold glass of the window.

he sighed, "working the night shift in a mcdonald’s is a punishment worse than life in prison.”

izuku and bakugou eyed each other, bored and hungry, as they watched the two of you stare emotionally at an unknowing touya, the ex-villain now standing half-asleep at the tills.

the blonde cleared his throat and pointed to the entrance: impatient, insatiable, and irritated.

"chicken. nuggets. and. ice. cream," he announced monotone. deku glared at his friend and the blonde paused before adding a weak 'please' to the end of his demand.

“alright, sorry kacchan.”

“shut up, y/n.”

"so!” you clapped your hands together with a smirk and pointed to the entrance. “should i be a sensible person and not make a big deal out of this or should i be myself?”

“y/n, i love you, but don’t be yourself.”

"okayyyyy, i get it,” you answered shuffling towards the entrance. izuku let out a sigh of relief before hearing your next words.

“i’ll be myself.”

you ignored izuku’s panicked cursing as you strolled up to the till with a confident grin. the white haired individual hadn't noticed you yet but he definitely did once you accidentally slammed your hand onto the white counter... accidentally.

"good evening," you greeted sweetly with a smile, "how are you doing tonight, bae?"

“y/nshutthefuckupohmygo-”

bakugou hushed midoryia, the boys stood inside now but remaining a few metres away, all huddled up and nervous to see how dabi would react to your teasing.

touya froze before looking up from his screen, his deep blue eyes meeting yours with... a smile?

your confidence dissipated; you truly thought you were going to die.

the tall man stared at you in silence, plotting surely, before answering.

"uhm… i'm doing alright, thanks.” the todoroki said warmly, "so, what can i get you?"

your confidence was now completely gone; you knew you were going to die.

"nah, this can’t be real?” you whispered to yourself, "this is a prank!” you looked around paranoid. "maybe all for one came back from the dead! i know you're hiding somewhere! cut the cameras!"

the boys snuck closer, hiding behind a self-order machine staring at the kind dabi in shock. shoto, with his thousands of online followers, slowly raised his phone to livestream whatever bloodbath would occur next.

“you're doing great sweetie!" he mouthed.

with a shaky thumbs up, you faced his older brother once more. his lazy smile remained as he waited expectedly for your mcdonald's order.

you frowned. "touya, are you feeling alright?" you asked. "how are you so chill right now? don’t you want to… i don’t know… threaten my life or something cute like that?”

“no?” he rolled his eyes and rested his chin on his palm looking up at you. “but i do wanna get paid so make an order or leave you dumbass’.”

touya peered behind you to see the boys watching on, the man sending a quick middle finger to shoto’s camera. the younger todoroki looked down with a small smile reading the comments.

“dad said you should be nicer.”

“yeah, well dad’s a dick.”

“dad said that’s valid.”

bakugou rolled his eyes walking up to counter hungry and unamused. "can we get 2 boxes of 20 piece chicken nuggets and 4 mcflurries," he ordered.

midoryia came forward too, lightly kicking his leg. bakugou rolled his eyes once more before uttering a simple “please?"

“sure,” touya said. “that will cost you… your lives.”

it was silent for a moment until shoto broke the silence by reading out a comment from his 10 thousand viewer instagram livestream.

"dad said you should reconsider your career in food and hospitality."

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#mha #mha x reader #bnha x reader #bnha x poc!reader #bnha x black!reader #mha bakugou #mha scenarios #mha imagines #bnha scenarios #bakugou x reader #shoto fluff #izuku midoryia x reader #mha x black!reader #mha dabi

[faerielleart]

who is here for a really bad and random high school au that is completely self indulgent yo

in which levi loses a bet with erwin and mike and is forced to audition for their school’s production of les misérables, he tries to mess up the audition but somehow he still sucks less than everyone so he ends up getting the part of marius??? and he can’t quit because it will influence negatively on his grades??? idk imagine levi reading the script without knowing shit about the play and reading all the cheesy lines for the first time and him hating every single thing about this situation until the first day of rehearsal where he meets the person who will play cosette, his weird schoolmate hanji who shares some classes with him who is always spending time in the school laboratory to do experiments and shit and oh. Oh.

at first dude wants to Scream because he just can’t bear the thought of acting like a booby who is madly in love (quoting old les mis memes from years ago here) with this wEiRdO who somehow has a pretty fucking amazing voice and wow maybe this weirdo,,,,, isn’t a bad weirdo. how bizzarre

Maybe just maybe as the days go by they start spending time together because hey! Looks like they are polar opposites but at the same time they have SO! MANY! things in common!!! and they eventually use rehearsing as an excuse to spend even more time together! and they bond over the fact that they’re supposed to play characters who are SO distant and different from how they are irl and levi finds out that hanji tried to audition as a joke but got the part bc she can actually S I N G like an angel and has a really solid head voice and range despite being a mezzo and cosette needing a soprano bc her parents forced her to take lessons, while levi despite having a decent singing voice actually had to have the songs lowered a lil bc bby is a baritone in a tenor role and has never had lessons and can’t support all the notes but fear not! Hanji offers to teach him some tips and tricks and whoops now they’re spending even more time together

And maybe just maybe it becomes easier for levi to sing “in my life she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun, and my life seems to stop as if something is over and something has scarcely begun”, maybe it comes natural for levi to stutter his line in “a heart full of love, a heart full of song, i’m doing everything all wrong” because?? he is looking right at hanji’s really pretty brown eyes and he can’t concentrate?? and he hates feeling like this lmaooo like sweaty palms butterflies fast heartbeat,,,,, boi is in love and he doesn’t realize it he just thinks he’s constipated

anyway let’s spice shit up and add erwin to the mix! erwin knows hanji, they’re childhood friends and they actually met through their singing lessons, the dude who was going to play enjolras gets idk chicken pox and the director is frantically looking for a substitute, levi wants to get back at erwin for making him audition in the first place (it’s all in good faith tho it’s a joke and they’re best friends dw he just wants to have a lil revenge) and suggests erwin, not knowing that he and hanji know each other and that he actually has been trained in singing so yeah erwin gets called for a last-minute audition and dude SMASHES it the director’s crying tears of joy they found their authentic tall hot blonde enjolras who looks like he’d be a great commander and people would die for him (;DDDDD) and during rehearsal levi finds erwin and hanji chatting like old friends!! and dude’s like wtf do u know each other??? and hanji says hell yes we studied together since we were children :D and just because i am huge huge erumike trash lemme say that mike got a lil part bc they needed ensemble members and he got to play grantaire so yeah enjoy both e/R and erumike there we go erwin gets to act with his boyfriend!! and they both watch levi and hanji during rehearsal and see how they obviously pine for each other but are far too oblivious for their own good so they decide here and there that they must get those two together bc it’s exHAUSTING to watch them stare lovingly into each other’s eyes and hold hands and kiss and then brush it off saying “it’s just acting we literally have to play a couple”

anyway the day of the show is here ladies and gentlemen levi is nervous af but doesn’t show it, he has to act like a lovesick fool in front of the whole school, the students, the teachers, the parents, EVERYONE and oh my god i hate it here might become his gratuation quote but all he needs is hanji backstage who squeezes his hand and whispers “can’t wait for you to sweep me off my feet shorty” which is extremely cringy but hanji did it on purpose just to see levi get embarassed and he does lmao so yeah the show goes amazingly! levi went flat a few times on the higher parts but it’s totally normal bby’s not trained and he did great everyone praise the birthday boy he deserves it

it’s after the show that things get a lil sad for our boi bc now he doesn’t have to rehearse anymore and is afraid that hanji won’t spend time with him anymore bc the show’s over :(( but fear NOT hanji plans on glueing herself to his side for the rest of the schoolyear and until they graduate and even after that and years later they’ve graduated college they’ve been living together for a while and they go to see the actual show on bway done by professionals and hanji acts weird all evening and OH as they’re going home she stops in the middle of the streets and whips out two lil matching rings,,,,,,, and says the cringiest cheesiest fucking thing in the world that has levi groaning and facepalming,,,,,, hanji says “will u be the marius to my cosette” and yeah levi just sighs and puts the ring on his finger and they smooch under the moonlight aw isn’t that CUTE and they lived happily ever after victor hugo is smiling down at them from the afterlife and patting himself on the back for helping them get together

NOW THERE’S TOO MUCH FLUFF AND I NEED ANGST TO BALANCE IT OUT so imagine this is also a reincarnation au and whenever levi sings “empty chairs at empty tables” he gets a weird feeling in his stomach and he gets really emotional singing “oh my friends my friends forgive me that i live and you are gone, there’s a grief that can’t be spoken, there’s a pain goes on and on” and “oh my friends my friends don’t ask me what your sacrifice was for, empty chairs at empty tables where my friends will sing no more”?? He blames it on the character getting to him too much but then he sees the scene where the students sing drink with me and the lyrics “drink with me to days gone by, can it be you fear to die, will the world remember you when you fall, could it be your death means nothing at all, is your life just one more lie” sound really familiar and resonate with him somehow as if he heard similar words somewhere else already, he sees erwin playing enjolras and being a commander giving orders and singing “let others rise to take our place until the earth is free”, he sees the scene where all the students get shot at the barricade and die one by one and he feels his head pulse and he has the strongest feeling of deja-vu and suddenly everything goes black and he wakes up in the infirmary with a very worried hanji sitting on a chair beside him and he really can’t explain what happened except that he feels like he just woke up from a very long dream and he feels like he fought through a battle and hanji just waves it off as him taking the stanislavski technique a bit too seriously for a high school play but the feeling doesn’t really ever go away and sticks with him even years later whenever he hears les mis being mentioned

#levihan

[astralqueen]

💌 get to know me!

tagged by @baojinnie ♡

when is your birthday? august 16

what is your favorite color? pink or black

what’s your lucky number? i do not have one :/

do you have any pets? 3 cats and a dog we are insane

how tall are you? somewhere between 5′5 and 5′6

favorite song? very impossible to say but i always come back to hurricane by halsey, the boy who blocked his own shot by brand new, and spring day by bts

favorite movie? steel magnolias, out of sentimentality ;;

what would be your ideal partner? gonna be honest with you idk but my venus is in cancer so they have to love me in terrible dramatic melodrama (2017) ways

do you want children? don’t really have strong feelings for or against tbh but definitely not now lmaooo

have you gotten in trouble with the law? no lmao

what color socks are you wearing? white

bath or shower? i am a firm believe in depression baths

favorite type of music? truly, idk if i have a favorite genre. i like indie music esp with folky vibes but i also really like Good pop

how many pillows do you sleep with? i make like. an L shaped mountain of them behind and beside me. this is extremely cursed but my best friend refers to it as my omega nest

which position do you sleep in? either my side or my back. i have a fracture in my lumbar spine and my doctor has threatened me within an inch of my life to never sleep on my stomach

what don’t you like when you’re sleeping? noise and light. if i could sleep in a sensory deprivation tank i would do it

what do you have for breakfast? usually nothing but if i do it’s like. toast maybe with an egg. however regardless i always have to have coffee

favorite fruit? peaches!!!

favorite swear word? fuck. it’s so versatile

do you have any scars? i do

are you a good liar? to be honest, i am a frighteningly good liar. like it is awful. if i feel the need to, i can lie like the devil and never get caught in it and i have to use this ability responsibly

what’s your personality type? i think most recently i got intp but i don’t really care for those tests

left or right handed? right handed

favorite food? chicken tikka masala

are you clean or messy? clean but disorganized

favorite foreign food? indian

how long does it take for you to get ready? if i’m not trying, 15-20 minutes. if i want to look good, an hour

most used phrase? “i feel insane”

are you a good singer? i used to be better but i’m still decently okay

do you sing to yourself? all the time

biggest fear? not to be cliché, but: death

do you like long or short hair? long on me!!

are you into gossips? i can be petty but typically no

extrovert or introvert? probably more introverted

favorite school subject? english. unless band counts lmao

what makes you nervous? socializing

who was your first real crush? this terrible boy in my fourth grade class

how many piercings do you have? three in my ears + a nose piercing

how fast can you run? pretty fast, but not very long

what makes you angry? "alternative facts”

do you like your own name? it’s fine i guess but the nickname (loey) is way better

what are your weaknesses? i have very little motivation and a frankly terrible time focusing

what are your strengths? i’m really good at writing and i’m nice

what is the color of your bedspread? white with little plants all over

color of your room? white walls, grey flooring

tagging: anybody who wants to do it!

#personal #tag meme

[moldybits]

Today I built a one block tall base in minecraft and tbh I think it's ny favorite base in a while. I filled it with chickens and it's so funny to see them tower over you and stare down at you lmao

Omg that sounds so fun. The chicken thing is so funny lmaooo. I might try doing that myself 👀

#I’ve never done that before and now I really want to..... #asks #anon #minecraft #mineblr

[purplesurveys]

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survey by ehxsnos

First lets get the basics out of the way...

What's your name? Robyn.

How old are you? 22.

Where are you from? Philippines.

What color are your eyes and hair? Eyes are dark brown, hair is black.

When were you born? April 21.

Now for the fun stuff!

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. Some people can fall asleep with their closet doors open (and this is a thing in the first place??)? I could imagine that would irritate me to death, and I wouldn’t be able to fall asleep until I got up and closed it.

How many people have you slept with this week? Zero.

What size is your bed? Just a twin size. It’s all I need for now.

What do you drink with dinner? Cold water, always. We also usually have other drinks served at the dinner table - Coke, buko juice, and iced tea - but I never drink anything else.

What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Barbecue sauce.

Last person you kissed/kissed you? You know who it was, I don’t feel like continuing to mention them on surveys as often as I used to any more.

What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Two for the Road, The Proposal, and Toy Story.

What is your usual bedtime? From Monday to Friday I’m usually passed out anytime between 10 PM–12 AM. It’s a different story on weekends; revenge bedtime procrastination is my thing now, so I go to bed anywhere from 2–5 AM.

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? I always had different outfits on per year, but they were always the generic ones that we could buy costumes of at the mall – pirate, Tinkerbell, mermaid, etc. I didn’t start getting resourceful and/or witty with my Halloween choices until I was about 14 or 15 when I first went as AJ Lee.

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? February last year when I had my grad photo taken.

Take a vitamin daily? I am guilty of skipping my vitamins lol.

What do you wear to bed? I answer this all the tiiiiiime but I like wearing super-thin clothes so it’d feel airy while I sleep. I don’t exactly live in the chilliest country in the world.

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Can’t relate.

Ever have plastic surgery? No.

Do you want kids? I would love to have kids, yeah.

Where did your last kiss take place? Outside of that person’s car, just right before they got inside.

Four words to explain why you last threw up? I had a fever coming in and was starting to feel nauseous.

Last thing you ate? Adobo.

Do you get your nails done? Nope.

When did your last relationship end? September.

So tell us, what room ARE you in? I’m in my bedroom.

How many stories does your home have? Three if you count the rooftop.

Do you own headphones? No. The one I have in my room is my dad’s; he just lets me borrow it.

Have you ever...

Gotten a Brazillian wax? No, never tried having that yet. Being waxed looks like it hurts, so I’ve stayed away from it to this day lol.

Gotten so drunk you couldn’t remember wtf you did? Only a handful of times as I try not to get to that point, but yes, it’s happened before.

Been called a bitch? Sure.

Slut? No.

Pierced anything? I have a couple of piercings, but nothing I pierced myself.

Had a tattoo? Not yet.

Smoked a cigarette? Yes, but I actively try to make it a point not to form it into a habit.

Smoked weed? Nope.

Missed someone so bad you couldn’t eat or sleep? Sure, this has happened back when I still felt this way about the person. 

Worked out at a gym? No, never at a gym. I’d feel too self-conscious to get a gym membership altogether haha. In the brief time I worked out, I only did it at home. 

Snuck out of the house? No. With my parents, it’s much safer to ask permission than attempt to be sneaky since they always say yes anyway.

What’s the nearest furry object? That would be Kimi.

Is the room you are in messy? I would say it’s messy in my mom’s eyes but relatively neater than the average bedroom I would see at my friends’s and relatives’ houses. My mom just has ridiculous sky-high expectations when it comes to neatness and I’ve stopped bothering to meet them years ago.

What is the single largest item in your house? Either the living room couch or my parents’ bed, not sure which would ultimately take up more space.

When did you first become interested in sex? I mean I remember starting to explore porn when I was maybe 13 or 14, so those ages would be safe guesses.

How much money did you spend today? Zero and I plan on making it remain at zero. Payday is taking so long though :((((

What is the biggest amount of money you have ever had at one time? I think I had to hold around ₱7,000 in bills at one point in high school when my mom asked me to pay for something tuition-related.

What kind of cell phone do you have? iPhone 8. It sounds more and more ancient with each year that passes lmaooo.

Have you ever been under anesthesia? Never, and I hope I never have to? I’m scared of the things that could come out of my mouth.

Which Disney parks have you been to? None of them.

What does your bed comforter look like? Blue.

When did you last cry? Yesterday, from watching an emotional clip.

When is the last time you took medicine? Start of June.

What was the medicine for? It was to treat my UTI. I was already feeling so much better by the time I had to take that last pill, but I was instructed to take it for a certain period of time so I was just following the schedule.

What kind of health insurance do you have? I’ve actually never tried looking into the specifics of it. I know health insurance is part of my job, but I don’t even fully understand insurance yet HAHA and the thought of it makes me anxious so I haven’t read too much into the kind of insurance I have and the inclusions I can avail from it.

What is your birth control method of choice? I don’t have a preferred one. I’ve only been with a girl, so I haven’t had the chance to explore methods I could gravitate towards.

How much do you spend on your parents for Christmas? Several thousands of pesos, usually.

If you were given $1k and had to use it on 1 purchase, what would you buy? Like, I was challenged to finish it off on one thing? I’d get an iPhone 12.

Have your parents ever caught you drinking? They never caught me drinking when I was not yet allowed to drink. Now that they know I do drink, there’s no ‘catching’ that happens; they don’t mind me downing a bottle of soju from time to time.

Have you ever crawled through a window? I may have as a kid.

What do you spend most of your money on? Food delivery, heh. :)))))))) It’s my favorite way to spoil myself.

Is there a secret you've never told your parents? Yup.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex? Yes. I’m definitely a photo hoarder regardless of the person, so she’s not an isolated case; I also still have photos of people who aren’t in my life anymore, like Athenna and Sofie. I just don’t look at photos of me and Gab anymore, but they are definitely still around. Deleting them would be like deleting the last six years of my life and that sounds a little unfair.

Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? Someone spread a rumor that I was bi and dating Andi back in 6th grade but I wouldn’t call that nasty.

How many rooms does your house have? It originally had three, but we had the balcony renovated into another bedroom, for my brother; so now we technically have four.

Would you sex tape with you in it for 3 million dollars? As long as I felt safe in the environment and with the person/people, sure.

Are you happier single or in a relationship? There are different kinds of happiness you can get from either; I don’t believe this is something that should be compared.

Do you have curly hair? No.

What is a compliment you receive often? That I write well.

How tall are you?: 5′1″.

Who was the last person to say they loved you and when? Not sure, maybe one of my parents or one of my best friends.

What is the last thing you said aloud? “Already?” Cooper was nipping at my hoodie and he was able to destroy a part of the underside in like three minutes.

What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee.

What is one thing that can ALWAYS be found in your freezer? At least one type of frozen goods, like tocino or hotdogs.

How many pets do you own? Two.

How old will you be turning on your next birthday? I’ll be 23.

Last time you went out of town? January.

First thing you wash in the shower? My hair, then I work my way down.

What kind of shampoo & conditioner do you use? I use a Dove shampoo and a Pantene conditioner.

Do you own something from Hot Topic? No.

Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? I don’t think so. We don’t have that here so there’s no reason for me to own anything from there.

How often do you hold hands with someone? Never. That’s a sensation I miss, for sure. But I’m fine – this is just my period talking HAHAHA

What was the most recent thing you bought? I got a Zinger from KFC because I was craving for fast food at 1 AM yesterday.

Could you ever forgive a cheater? Considering how stupid I can get when it comes to love, probably yes in certain situations.

Do you have Verizon? No.

Would you consider yourself to be spoiled? To a very, very tiny extent, especially compared to my siblings. I’m nowhere close to being a brat, though. 

Have you ever been pregnant? No.

What is your average cell phone bill? I’m on prepaid, so I load up my phone every week with a certain amount instead of paying for a consolidated bill every month.

How many piercings do you have? Two.

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? I turn it on only once I’ve gotten in.

Have you ever had stitches? Nope and I’m terrified of the thought. I hope I’ll never have to need any.

Do you think it’s right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced? Eugh, outdated question. Next.

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Coffee.

Do you have a wireless keyboard and mouse? No. I don’t use a mouse and my keyboard is already built into my laptop.

How many songs are on your iPod or MP3 player? I don’t regularly use either anymore.

Where did you get that shirt you're wearing? I’m pretty certain this is a hand-me-down from my mom.

What are your pet’s names? Kimi and Cooper.

Honestly, are you in love right now? Nope.

Honestly, what color is your underwear? Blue.

Honestly, do you think you are attractive? Some days.

Honestly, do your wrists hurt? Haha no, but my back and shoulders do.

Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now? Sure.

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant? Continued from this morning. Figure out a way to tell my parents without getting hit.

Was there anyone who "made your day"? Today? Not really.

Are you vegeterian? Nope.

How many windows are open in your computer? Two of Chrome, one of Spotify.

Do you read Perez Hilton? Ew, no. Does that guy still do stuff???

Is there a baby in the room with you right now? No.

Do you plan on moving within the next year? It’s nice to daydream about but likely not gonna happen.

Have you been to a baby shower? No.

What brand is your computer? Apple.

How many cars can fit in your driveway? 4-5 if we really want to make the most out of the available space, but at present it only has 2.

Are you taller than your mom? Nah. Everyone thought I would be, but then I just stopped growing. I am now the shortest member in the family hahaha.

Are you a cuddler? Only with significant others. I would feel uncomfortable if a non-SO cuddled me as I am not a touchy person to begin with, except when it comes to hugs.

Sleep on your back or stomach? Stomach. I could never sleep on my back; I feel too exposed.

Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? I always close the bathroom doors. Kimi has the tendency to pee on the bathroom floor so I make sure he doesn’t follow me in there.

Do you dress for style or comfort? More for style. I do take comfort into account, but looking nice and feeling confident in my outfit honestly takes precedence for me.

Think of the last time you were angry. Why were you angry? 15,000 cases today.

Would you marry someone if they were unable to have sex? Yeah. It would even be a bit of a relief, honestly, because it means less pressure for me to have sex to please my partner.

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? Yes, both happy and sad tears.

Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? It depends on the person, I guess. Some can handle breakups well, and I’m not one of them.

How long has it been since you had sex? It would be 7 months this April.

Who was the last person to call you babe? My ex probably.

Last reason you went to the ER? I’ve never been to.

Were you a planned pregnancy for your parents? Yeah. They were having trouble conceiving at first, but my mom eventually found out she was pregnant with me on her 27th birthday.

How old was your mom when she gave birth to you? ^ 27.

Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? Yes, many times.

When was the last time you shaved your legs? A couple of weeks ago. I’ve been meaning to shave again but I’ve just been sooooooo lazy.

What facial cleanser do you use? I don’t use any products on my skin.

Do you use a blowdryer? Nope.

How many purses do you own?: 3 – I now have more than one! Haha. A month ago I had to buy bayongs from this small business for these PR kits we needed to send out and they included a couple of purses as freebies. Since we’re all working from home, I got to keep them since I was the one who placed the order heheh.

What are your top five favorite stores to shop for clothes? I really just stop by stalls of small businesses I see at the mall and see what trendy pieces I can get from them.

What kind of clothes do you mostly wear? I like halter and tank tops, paired with denim jeans.

What about shoes? Sneakers. You’ll rarely see me wearing anything else.

Have you ever cheated on the significant other that you have now?

For that one week a month, do you hate being a woman? I’ll feel icky about it every now and then, especially if my flow happens to be heavy; but for the most part I don’t have any complaints. I think bleeding out every month is actually kind of fucking hardcore.

What are your first thoughts when your visitor visits? Be relieved. I’ve never had irregularity issues with my period, so every time it comes it usually serves as a reassurance that there continues to be no problem.

Favorite underwear brand? Don’t have any.

Last thing you bought at the mall? Three new pods for my vape.

Do your parents like your boyfriend/girlfriend?

What color are your pillows? They’re the same style as my current bedsheet, so they’re also blue.

What if an ex asked to be back in your life? I think it would be nice if we would at least have lunch somewhere to catch up, then ask her what led her to that point.

Don’t you just love DVR? We didn’t use it often.

If you're on a laptop, how much charge does it have left? 93%.

Last gift you recieved? I got lunch from Bea after our virtual event with the media for one of our clients. Later that day, Kata also had banana bread delivered to my place :)

Lesson you recently learned? What to do when my candle starts tunneling, which I had looked up literally no more than 5 minutes ago because it started happening to my scented candle :(

#survey #surveys

[y-u-t-o]

OBSERVATIONS FROM PENTAGON PRISM CHICAGO

JINHO: Just adorable! He was smiling the whole night and like we all say he looks short but wow when I was watching him on stage, wooseok next to jinho was too much. Also his voice live is a trillion times better than listening to a recording!! Gotta love an angel. Hui was speaking and pointed at Jinho saying “original version is YOU” and Jinho’s smartass is like “I am original version.” AND Jinho saying “Spread you wings” is a whole different mood.

HUI: Dance grooves were 10/10! He was just dancing to his own beat when he could and I was mesmerized!! Also his english was too cute. I appreciate that he learned to speak english for his fans and wow when he sang his version of “Spread you wings” lmao I love him and his mullet like hair. Also, when Kino said Jinho’s voice is treasure, Hui was like “no, my pleasure” lol like what?? 

HONGSEOK: WOW. Just wow. Hongseok in real life is TOO MUCH. May I just say that his shirts last night nearly stopped my heart. I can honestly describe each shirt he wore down to the T. Also he was just very gorgeous. The hair just swaying when he moved, the jaw, and the beautiful skin. It’s unreal. Also apparently he used to live in Madison so he’s been in Chicago before. Wonderful. He said that when he was here, he wasn’t an aspiring singer yet and now he’s back in the US doing what he loves. Big uwu.

SHINWON: My sweet, kind bb Shinwon. I love him so much. He shot finger hearts at us lol. During Beautiful, I wanted to just hug him because boy looked so sad. He was looking around and I’m not sure if he was crying, but I sure was lol. The chicken part in naughty boy was just pure gold. And wow I can’t leave out the lgbt flag him and wooseok took from a fan. He proudly and happily showed it off and danced with it and the audience went wild and I love him, period.

YEO ONE: A h*e. He was just lethal. The dances, faces and just his existence was just a lot. I couldn’t look at him lmao. Also his arms are so defined. Unreal. You can probably find a whole bunch of vids of him killing the audience lmao. His smile was perfect. He was acting like a full on bias wrecker yikes (I enjoyed it lol).

YANAN: He wasn’t there (except for the vcrs lol annyeong chingudeul) but I wanted to include him because I love him. 

YUTO: A whole angel. My eyes were mostly fixed on him. The smiles he would suddenly break into just made my heart burst. I was srsly jumping up and down. it was wild. There was also a moment where he was joking around with wooseok when Jinho was speaking lol. Also, during the Uptown Funk cover, he looked so happy singing into the mic. What a wholesome person. Also I swear, he shot finger guns toward me. I can’t. It felt like my soul left my person. My voice is gone because of him. Also, how can someone look so precious waving??? I’m so starstruck tbh.

KINO: I’m happy I saw Kino’s dance solo live because wow. He truly is a dancer. Also during “beautiful” he (with Shinwon and Hongseok) was looking around the audience with soooo much love and kindness. I cried. Just thinking about that makes my heart flood. Just imagine Kino with his kind eyes looking around with such a loving expression. Wholesome. Also, during the end, he pointed at my direction and it felt like he was just staring at me (I’ll pretend lol) and giving finger hearts. P.S. if you haven’t heard Kino’s laugh in person, ya missin out. I’m sorry.

WOOSEOK: BOOOY. His hair was covering his face for a while. Thank you for wearing a headband later on. Amen. This man wore clout goggle glasses for Uptown Funk lmaooo. Also, I wish yall could have seen him jump bc it was high. I knew he was a tall person but this was crazy. He was just sooo tall. I loved watching him dance bc towards the end, you can see that he was just in his own world and it was just too mesmerizing. Also, I loved watching him sing/rap. I can’t describe it in words but it was such a pleasure to my soul to see him scream into the mic. Lmk if you can relate haha.

#probs missing a lot of things that happened #i love them all #pentagon #ptg #text #note #mine #they were perfect #jinho #hui #hongseok #shinwon #yeoone #yanan #yuto #kino #wooseok #kpop #chicago

[ahandsomechicken]

ah you just reminded me of that clip of that weightlifter (i think??) saying that if you have super defined abs n shit then its means youre not eating enough and the fact that super defined muscles (that often come from extreme dieting/dehydration on the actor's part) is the 'expected/ideal' body type for superhero specifically is like...... fucked up as all hell

tea!!!! this is the fact! also extreme hypertrophy with low body fat (like “superheroes” and bodybuilders) can actually decrease real athletic performance. it lowers speed, agility, flexibility, and stamina. their muscles are too big and too tight with no body fat for cushioning to enhance movement and provide energy for things. a bodybuilder trying to perform as say a professional athlete might actually just get hurt lol. that’s why american football players, like linebackers and wide receivers, are actually bulky! if they looked like bodybuilders they wouldn’t be able to do their job. quarterbacks are actually often “puny”—relatively fit and slender usually but their arms are normal sized and they have like, chicken legs and their abs aren’t rock hard. but they’re incredible athletes. same with soccer/football players: impressive legs and stamina but they’re not out there sculpting their bodies lmao. same goes for any other sport. baseball has a relatively diverse number of body types. basketball players are generally tall and strong but again, they don’t look like fucking “superheroes”. if actually athletically dedicated people took the time to look as superheroes do, they’d actually be shit at their sport. more proof that the way superheroes are required to look not only doesn’t align with the athletic performance they’re supposed to have but actually contradicts it.

also, like more food for thought but most of the time the actors don’t do the majority of their stunts because marvel isn’t about to pay for medical bills and law suits. they’re big on stunt doubles. so 1) that bullshit about actors having to perform complex stunts is barely true and the exercise training to enhance say stamina for how active the role might be, even without stunts, does not include anything that results in the kind of bodies superheroes end up having lmaooo and 2) stunt doubles, those people actually performing these wild and dangerous and skillful stunts, do not fucking look like a greek god/bodybuilder. they look pretty normal most of the time—relatively “lean” and strong perhaps, but normal! so that excuse that they have to look carved and to convey athleticism could not be more false

and like.....as you said it’s actually terribly unhealthy. they’re dehydrated and malnourished and overworked and it’s not! good! and terrible for your mental state when it’s something you really don’t want to be fucking doing.

#asks #body image tw #sjdhsisjsj #sorry for the mini essay once more #u just brought up such a good point thank you

[tysonjost]

i was tagged by @landeskcg​ and @bnebishop​ - thanks so much guys ily

rules: answer the questions, then add one of your own! tag 5 people to do it too!

1. who is your idol(s)?

- i don’t really have an idol but i really love and admire jon foreman. everything he has to say about the world and life is so beautiful and eloquent.

2. if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?

- okay lately i’ve been really wanting to go to greece or egypt and see a bunch of historical sites (cuz i’m a nerd dkgjsag)

3. what decorates the walls of your room?

- OH! i haven’t put them up yet but i have a few old decorative records with song lyrics on them and this black and white photo of this really pretty bridge.

4. favorite color combination?

- lavender and gray. i’m OBSESSED

5. what’s on top of your bucket list?

- i want to go to the great pyramids in egypt. it’s my number one thing!!

6. height?

- 4′11″ (lmaooo)

7. favorite animal?

- elephants or dogs, i love both

8. what’s the last song you listened to?

- no air by jordan sparks

9. how many/what kind of pets do you have?

- i have two dogs and one cat!! they my babies

10. last movie you saw in theatres?

- i think avengers:endgame?? like 5 months ago lmaoo

11. comfort food or favorite food?

- FRENCH! FRIES!

12. why did the chicken cross the road?

- he just wanted to be left alone and people kept making dumb jokes about him.

13. book you’re currently reading?

- i’ve been rereading the throne of glass series which is SOO! good! highly recommend.

14. your favorite season and three things you like about it?

- FALL!!! i love the sound of crunchy leaves, the color changes of the leaves and being able to wear beanies, sweaters and boots!!

15. you are about to get into a fight, what song comes on as your soundtrack?

- literally, the only thing going through my head is mmm whatcha say sadkghasjg

16. (+1) if you won the lottery tomorrow, what’s the first thing you would buy yourself?

- idk like...buy a decent car and computer, and then travel a lot!!

17. (+1) what fictional world would you want to live in?

- i wanna live in the world of new girl! somebody play true american with me

18. (+1) if you had to learn a completely new language, what would it be?

- i really wish i spoke spanish or german or something. honestly just...i should try harder to be bilingual.

19. (+1) do you wear socks in bed?

- if you do then unfollow me <<<< OKAY JESSE LIKE SAME! wtf @ people who wear socks to bed??

20. (+1) if you could only choose one celebrity or athlete to make out with who would it be?

- do i EVEN need to put it down....y’all already know

(mikko rantanen)

21. (+1) if you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life what would it be?

- it’s a tie between pride & prejudice and miracle

22. (+1) who’s your favorite player/celebrity and whats your favorite thing ab them?

ok ok ok....adding some variety to this, trevor van riemsdyk because he’s cute, he’s tall, he’s a goofball and he’s a really great defenseman.

I cut this off accidentally before sorry lmaoo

23. (+1) what’s your go-to drink/coffee order?

I will tag: @speedyvrana​ @jakelamb @babevillier @niederrider @hertl @poppuck

#ask meme #about me

[donnies-fake-eyebrows]

IM STRESS and ANXOUS

im...im gonna make cute headcanons of me x april (1987)... 

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

April is 5′9 and im fucking 5′0 TALL GIRLFRIEND and she loves to use that against me (but its ok bc i can ask her to reach the top shelf ahah)

While she has a career at 25-26 (at one point it said she was 25-26 or a little older so im sticking with that lol)  im going to school (and working retail for the time being but some teaching jobs so I try to cook for her after a hard day after running around catching stories or helping the boys fight aliens and all that lol 

i can only make really good chicken dishes and pasta’s but shes so grateful *cries* 

I know of the tmnt boys and poke fun at their little crushes on her but then they do the same to me where i get flustered and sputter and Raph is always the one to go “you’re her girlfriend?! Why are YOU getting flustered??” LISTEN she’s too good for me dammit DONT POINT THIS OUT

April will help me with editing and make my writing more exciting and thank god b/c my writing can be stale lmaooo

I would tell her that i love her voice like 24/7 and she will BLUSH AND THATS CUTE AUGH

I WILL TRY TO KISS HER AND SHE WONT LEAN DOWN WHICH IS RUDE WHY WONT HER TALL ASS LEAN DOWN I WANT A KISS

I tend to draw the turtles b/c i mean...why not and mikey would use that line “draw me like one of your french girls A LOT MIKEY PLS STOP LMAO  but i will draw April from time to time if shes still for a long time (working on her reports) and when she catches me im just RUNNING OFF NOO DONT POINT IT OUT AAAAAAAAA

we can get into fights (we are both fiery personalities lol) but she would try to make peace first b/c i would be too embarrassed to make the first move lmaooooo 

I would nickname her my “tall banana” or my “gigantic lemon” to piss her off b/c of her bright ass yellow jump suit but she would counter that with shit like my “teeny tiny sweetie pie” or my “itty bitty dumpling” we are horrible with each other lol

I eat a lot of spicy things and when April goes to kiss me she’s all “STOP eating these spicy food! I CANT KISS YOU WITHOUT DYING” listen April i love you but i need my Takis

#im a little ashamed of this but im calmer #i have a lot of stuff to do tonight and im stress #SORRY I JUST LOVE HER

[eerythingisshaka]

The Coffee Prince Pt. 1

Word Count: 2.6K

T’Challa x Reader

Plot:  Stuck in your ways of living, one day at the coffee shop, you run into a tall dark roast that threatens to wake you up from your romantic hibernation.

You are a notorious homebody; your laptop, bed, and streaming sites are all you need make a Friday night litty titty and you took pride in your introversion.  Growing up, school is all about who you know, what clique you are a part of, what parties you get invited to, clothes you wear, etc.  It was tiring on your psyche back then, and some complexes had formed due to all of that keeping up the the jones’ crap.  Nobody has time for that when you’re an adult, so you fully enveloped your true hermit lifestyle.  Then this nigga comes along, 6’0, adorable accent, beautifully crafted body draped in the finest clothes. Intelligent, with a crooked smile that could light a fire underwater.  

Y’all first met in line waiting to get coffee.  You had your headphones in, common defense to make sure no one fucks with you on a regular basis.  Once you made your order, you stood off to the side waiting for you order.  He was next but when the barista had a look on her face that was completely confused and more than annoyed.  You let one earbud hang as this intrigued you, especially since this was a white barista and a Black man at a Starbucks you had to make sure everything was cool, for the culture.  By the time you had an available ear, he was waving his hand at the exasperated worker and walking toward the area you stood.  

He looked at you for a moment as he made his way over, and you gave that tight smile that said ‘I am friendly but don’t expect anything more than this smile’, instinctively.  He nodded in your direction and stood about five feet from you.  

“Order for…..” the male barista squinting at his own writing.  “Uhhh, caramel macchiato, double shot?”

“That’s mine!  Thanks!”  you stepped up to the counter to pick up your drink, but checking him out your fellow patron in your peripheral.  You turn to take a quick sip and steal a glance at the same time, noticing him giving you a sideways smile before saying, “You too, huh?”

His accent caught you off guard for a second before you computed what he said.  It wasn’t hard to comprehend, but it’s very noticeable.

“Oh, yeah, I get this drink all the time.  Not like I’m here everyday, but…”

“Order for Thomas!” the male barista says loudly.

He walks up to the counter grabbing his cup.  He goes over to the side table to pick up some sugar, napkins, and a stirrer.  You follow picking up some napkins, before he begins again.

“I mean the barista; he has a problem reading your name.  He didn’t even try.”  He says as he add the sugar.

“Yeah, which could be a blessing or an insult.  But I’m used to it.”  You both share a sip of your caffeinated concoctions.

“But what was the problem with your name?  Was she not able to get past your accent or something?”

“What accent?”  He said, with a serious look.

You almost choke on your coffee when he said this.  What accent?  Did you just strike up a conversation with one of those people that went into a coma and woke up talking different?  You would get the cute and crazy type of nigga.

“Umm, I don’t know…” you stutter.

He looks away laughing to himself, “I’m only kidding.  My apologies for startling you.”  He says with a slight bow to you.

You nod in return to him, “It’s ok, I’m pretty damn gullible at times.  Good one!”

He smiles down at his cup, “Thanks, but my accent was not primary issue, no.  It was my name, like you.  So I just gave her the name Thomas to move things along.” he says bringing the cup to his mouth again.  You notice the length of his fingers…and no ring.

“Ah, I’m always nervous about giving a fake name.  Like, if they check my card and it isn’t the same they’ll question me or refuse service or something.”

“Oh, I didn’t think it would ever get that serious; it’s not a military base.”

You give a side eye, “How long have you been in America?”

He smiles, nodding, “I’m learning new things everyday.  But it’s been a little over a year now.”

“Are you from an African country?”

“Yes, a small village  near the central, eastern part.”

“Nice.  That’s so cool to know where you’re from, ancestrally.  It seems like everyone reps their set. But I still can’t get past the Southern states.”

He nods, checking his timepiece next to a beaded bracelet around his wrist.

“Oh, I’m sorry, if you need to be somewhere.  I’m not usually talkative with strangers.”

His mouth goes agape for a moment, “Well I don't think we could call ourselves strangers.  We are bonded by the oppression of our caffeine dealers who refuse to look us in the eye or remember our names.”  He holds his cup out and you meet his to cheers.  You feel a jolt when your finger brushes his.

“But I must confess that I do have other engagements to attend to, so please forgive me.”

“No, no problem at all, I’m needing to get back to the office.  But see you around!”  You do a quick about-face and walk away quickly after that, giving no time for a response.

Once you made it down the street, your heart palpitations start to subside but now the self deprecation begins.  Why did you talk so much?  And the worst part, all that conversation and you’re left with more questions than answers.  Where in Africa is he from?  What did he do for a living?  Him telling you he had a prior engagement was your way in!  OR would that have been too nosy?  No phone number, or an attempt to get one.  Y’all were highkey vibing and you got no questions in to gage his status or if he was willing to see you somewhere else.  And the biggest sin:  What the hell is his damn name?!  Thomas was a fake name. But the conversation never led to the real one, or yours.  You can’t even look him up!  And who the hell knows when you’ll see him again, so good job.

You text your friend when you get back to your office.

Girl!  I ran into this fiiiiine man at the coffee shop.

A few minutes later she responds,  Yaaaass!  Did you talk to him?

Child, yes. I don’t know what got into me.

Well hopefully him in a minute.  What did you say to him?

Lol, I thought he was being racially profiled so I am really in his business but it turns out the coffee girl couldn’t understand him.  He’s kind of foreign.

Oooh, that foreign though??  Where he reppin?

Somewhere in Africa, I didn’t get a country.

The motherland?  Was he wearing them sandals and shit?

I didn’t even notice! I feel like I would’ve if he was but idk.

Well which country is he from?

Idk!  I know I shoulda asked but I was caught up, not thinking straight.  

Well, is he light skinned with good hair or nah?

Ok, now don’t ask it like that.  He not light skinned but his hair was beautifully trimmed.

Ok, so he probably right on the equator then.  Well look at you, tryna get you an African King lol did you get the number though?

Noooo, so I don’t even know if I’ll see him again girl.  I fucked up!

Lmaooo, GIRL!  Well, don’t worry about it.  One thing about coffee shops is that they get regulars often so you’ll probably run into again but don’t be obsessive…

Truuuuue, if it’s meant to be, it will be.  I don’t get obsessive though.

Girl, you already planning your future for a practically imaginary relationship, I know you! Lol  Keep it together and live your life, but this was good practice for you.

Yeah it was.  I never approach guys but this was exciting!

You put your phone down and finish up your afternoon reports.  But the thought of “Thomas”  was still in the back of your brain.  He was soooo cute to you, but with your track record he could’ve easily been gay, taken, or just being nice with no other intentions.  But the universe owed you a win.  It had been so damn long since you had a thing to go to your friends about.  

At the end of your shift, you go straight home, kicking your shoes off at the door.

“Hey Tavia!”  You yell to your friend who is cooking something you wish was your meal in the kitchen.  Smells like some chicken or spaghetti thing.

“Wassup Queen Mother!  I was going to get rose petals but they too damn expensive for a joke.”

“Right, don’t try it!”

You make your way to your room, closing the door and taking a much needed breath.  You kick off your pants and and shirt, swan diving onto your bed in your undergarments.  The stress of the day just melts as you lay there and breath in your lavender and peppermint scented air from your oil diffuser.   You slowly peel yourself up from your covers and load up your laptop.  Checking your social media and queueing up some music as usual, you look around your room.  It’s completely cluttered with clothes from the week piled in the corner.  Your hamper is overflowing, as well as your trash.  Suddenly, you feel a sense of purpose, cleaning and straightening your hoarding mess.  When your shuffle hit a bop, the clean up became especially fun as you sang along and shook that thang as you picked through dirty clothes and maybe-one-more-wear clothes.  

Now that you have some order to your area, you have space that you didn’t have before.  Looking around with pride, you catch your reflection in the mirror, draws and all.  You touch your stomach, tracing the dark brown stretch marks that crack through your skin around your concave belly button.  Pushing down on your love handles, you iron out the folds to be smoother from your waist to your hips.  Your breasts are of a decent size as far as the numbers game goes, but the do not sit perkily in front of you, and a cleavage still takes effort to achieve since they sit apart from each other.  Dreadfully, you turn sideways to check your body from the profile.  Your belly hangs in front of you instead of flat like you’ve always prayed for since childhood.  The deep fold from your back to your side sneers at you.  Your ass isn’t non-existent but if only your waist was smaller, that could make those hips and cheeks really pop.

You had been giving yourself mantra pep talks on a regular basis to keep toxic thoughts from entering your brain.  You look up at the notes lining your walls.  “Keep your head up.”  “You are a Warrior.”  “You are beautiful.”  You get it, people have told you the same things before, it’s just hard to convince yourself that you're not imagining things.  

Your mind still wanders on about your day.  When would you see something that fine again?  And if you do, the fuck are you going to do about it?  You start up your shuffle of bops and make your way to your closet.  You were going to curate some outfits to be a dick magnet.  No way in hell there’d be a question of his interest once you see him again.  Go over some lines in your head to break the ice, figure out how to touch his bicep in mid-conversation, shit like that.  It would work, he knows who you are...facially anyway.  You just gotta run into him again.

Next day, you make your way out the door a little early.  Making your way to the office, you get a head start on making your calls so you can make your way to the coffeeshop.  You put on a navy blue pencil skirt with a gold zipper going down the back.  You layered a mesh lace blouse over a black cami and black pumps.  You usually stick to flats but today was the first of many for change.  If it wasn't “Thomas” someone was gonna get a look at this new fit!  Opening the door, the bell jingles, announcing our arrival to the patrons.  You look cooly over the people in the shop, but no one was there you care to see.  Making your way up to the counter, you make your order and stand to wait.  You pull out your phone to mindlessly entertain yourself for a minute, looking p periodically to survey people entering.  Every jingle of the bell made your heart jump.  

“Order for Tom!”

You look up a little too quickly but are disappointed when some balding white men in cargo shorts picks up his order.  You have had enough, you almost walked out right then when your order gets called: the order, not your name.  Nearly out of breath from stress, you pick up your drink and leave in a rush.  Breathing in the outside air, your heart rate begins to slow in pace again but you have got to get back to work.  Fuck that shop, and fuck this mission.  You already missed your chance so what is the point of it all.  Going back home, you have a cloud over your head.  You throw your clothes over to a pile on the side and flop onto your bed.  You deserve happiness, you deserve love, but don't get wrapped up in fantasy.

You still go to the coffeeshop the next day, but that was for a snack because you didn’t give yourself time to fix yourself breakfast.  Still no Thomas.

You don’t go back to the shop the rest of the week, You can’t go broke over a crush, plus, you had really no other reason to go so, you stopped.

By next week, you feel a lot better about yourself and your blood pressure isn’t skyrocketing at the thought of entering the shop anymore.  You didn’t go in depth with Tavia about your problems since meeting Thomas because even if she gave the perfect encouraging friend response, you’d die of embarrassment for feeling so caught up on nada.  She was only slightly right:  you lowkey obsessed over that 5 minute interaction and broke down the details or what you did right and wrong.  It was terrible, and you knew it, so no need to be reminded.

You got an email about a happy hour promo at the shop, so you decide to go cash that in.  It’s a Wednesday and it's been an especially trying week.  You need to wash your hair, so you have them pulled back in in two struggle braids.   Simple cardigan over a white tank and black slacks with your trademark flats.  You pick up your order and sit on a nearby stool to catch the free wifi signal and download your favorite podcast to listen to back at the office.  

“Order for Thomas!”

You are unphased and not listening when you get up and see this 6’0 man picking up his drink and turning towards you.  He makes his way to the side table, and your heart literally stops pumping for a split second from the anxiety.  He hasn't seen you yet and he could easily leave very soon without your acknowledgment,  What if he doesn’t recognize you?  The L’s you could take outweigh the dubs by a mile.

You get up to go get an unnecessary sugar packet.

“Excuse me,” you say.

He looks to you and gives you a crooked smile.

*Part 2*

Other Works:

King Kil’mawalls

N’Jadaka’s Helpful Hands

T’akia

Commencement Day (Chadwick Boseman fic)

Some Weeks Are Better Than Others -- *Part 1* *Part 2* *Part 3* (M’BakuxReader fic)

#black panther fic #t'challa fic #t'challa fanfic #tchalla #t'challa #t'challa x reader #fanfic #marvel fanfic #tchalla x reader #t'challa x you #tchalla x you

[romoladebardi]

i was tagged by @yahanesha thank you !!

i tag @beyonves @elizabcthbennett @buffysummere @twosamanthas @violets @breakingthegirl @biscuitlesbian if you want to lmao!

1. last drink: water luv hydration

2. last phone call: ive never called anyone in my life

3. last text message: asking my friend if she needs a lift to class

4. last song you listened to: pluto -sleeping at last

5. last time you cried: last night while reading a book don't @ me please.

6. dated someone twice? no

7. kissed someone and regretted it? not really

8. been cheated on? not that i'm aware of!

9. lost someone special? yeah, a friend of mine

10. been depressed? lmaooo i...perhaps.

11. gotten drunk and thrown up? no! i don't think i've thrown up since i was 7

fave colours

12. forest green (who knew)

13. deep red

14. teal

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends? yes! some really great ones

16. fallen out of love? i don't think so

17. laughed until you cried? yeah at some guys hair in english class when i was kinda having a panic attack

18. found out someone was talking about you? yes lmao. and not in a good way!

19. met someone who changed you? i don't think anyone's really ever changed me, i make all the changes myself and no one i've ever met has had THAT much of a profound effect on me

20. found out who your friends are? yes, but i mean i always knew that some friends are just fun for hanging out and others are for the deeper stuff and it's good to recognise the difference

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list? yes? this is a weird question like how is facebook relevant

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl? i haven't counted

23. do you have any pets? yes my cat ashi, she taught me what love is

24. do you want to change your name? sometimes but i've grown accustomed to it and it's Me you know

25. what did you do for your last birthday? i've never really done anything on my actual birthday i always have school and it's always a terrible day

26. what time did you wake up today? 6:30

27. what were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping

28. what is something you can’t wait for? the hsc to be over

30. what are you listening to right now? the sound of the air con

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom? i know a lot of toms

32. something thats getting on your nerves? school stuff and my teachers' methods lol

33. most visited website: sadly this one

34. hair color: brown

35. long or short hair: it's like medium

36. do you have a crush on someone: no not really anymore i think im over it

37. what do you like about yourself: gay and natural muscle definition

38. want any piercings? not at the moment, i wanted nose but my breathing issues wouldn't allow

39. blood type: A positive i think

40. nicknames: don't have any

41. relationship status: single

42. zodiac: leo sun, pisces moon, libra rising, virgo venus

43. pronouns: she/her

44. fave tv shows: poi, btvs

45. tattoos: none but i wanna get a double venus on my hip, a fern leaf on my rib and a sword on my inner forearm

46. right or left handed: right

47. ever had surgery: yeah i had my tonsils out at 5 and my nasal polyps out at 6

48. piercings: just firsts in my lobes

49. sport: netball! and i sometimes do boxing at home though not like competitively or anything lmao

50. vacation: we go to dalmeny on the south coast every year in march/april, and i've been to most states of aus, nz and i went to canada and the us a couple times

51. trainers: idk what this means but i have old ass nikes and netball shoes

more general

52. eating: most recently a chicken and avo toasted sandwich for lunch

53. drinking: boutta make some chai

54. I’m about to watch: .microsoft word🙄

55. waiting for: death. 

56. want: a kebab. a doughnut. a girlfriend and $$$$$$

57. get married: i do want to

58. career: hopefully archaeologist

which is better

59. hugs or kisses: ive barely experienced kisses so idk! i think hugs they're just so comforting

60. lips or eyes: eyes

61. shorter or taller: taller ...tall girls are 🤤🤤🤤

62. older or younger: preferably my age? give or take a year

63. nice arms or stomach: i really don't know, either

64. hookup or relationship: relationship ive never hooked up really i'm too clingy

65. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant troublemaker

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: no

67. drank hard liquor: not on its own

68. lost glasses: i think so but i found them

69. turned someone down: yes

70. sex on first date: no

71. broken someone’s heart: i very much doubt it

72. had your heart broken: 13 y/o me was heartbroken when her bf dumped her😢 nah but in actuality i've had friends break my heart

73. been arrested: nope

74. cried when someone died: yes

75. fallen for a friend: yeaaaaaa

do you believe in

76. yourself: not particularly

77. miracles: no

78. love at first sight: no

79. santa claus: no

80. kiss on a first date: yes? if it feels right

81. angels: all of my friends are angels

other

82. best friends name: i have like. 3 

83. eye color: green

84. fave movie: back to the future

85. fave actor: amy acker

#this is so bad im sorry im boring #long post / #about me

[spaghettiletty]

tag meme

i was tagged by @chasingbutterfliesintoeternity  thanks bud! :))

Rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people.

THE LAST

1. drink: choccy milk. yeah the boys

2. phone call: erm to my mum

3. text message: mum again lol

4. song you listened to: a funky remix of some pop song i've forgotten

5. time you cried: uhhh it was on the bus. i was sick and my eyes decided it was time to cry and i just didn't fight it

6. dated someone twice: no sir

7. kissed someone and regretted it: yeah cause i'm a sHIT KISSER I'M SO SORRY YOU GUYS

8. been cheated on: technically no but essentially yes

9. lost someone special: yah my cat smuss. he was my soul mate.

10. been depressed: i've had bouts of depression like anyone else, but i don't have the mental illness? these questions are a little unclear lol

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no. and if i ever do, i'll commit seppuku.

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS

12. pinkkk because it is BEAUTIFUL! and i'm femme to a fault

13. red bc my name means red. i'm obligated to

14. honestly?? yellow. and this is a recent development! i have a lot of bunches of daffodils and wattle in my room atm and it's a really lovely colour.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. made new friends: yeah a few at work. at school nahhhhh

16. fallen out of love: i'd have to fall in love first

17. laughed until you cried: look probably

18. found out someone was talking about you: if someone isn't, they should be

19. met someone who changed you: nope. i'm exactly the same person as i was 10 years ago. haven't changed my whole life.

20. found out who your friends are: i don't know how to answer this?

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: yes and i'M SORRY

GENERAL

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: literally all of 'em

23. do you have any pets: YEAH! three puppers, the fattest bengal in the world, a zillion chickens and some murderous geese

24. do you want to change your name: i wish i was called ronin. but i don't mind my name. couldn't be bothered changing it.

25. what did you do for your last birthday: i played an 80 yr old in a play and i worked for 5 hours

26. what time did you wake up: 6:00 AM!

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: getting stepped on by my fatass cat

28. name something you can’t wait for: HOLIDAYS HOLY SHIT

29. when was the last time you saw your mum: i am in the room with her like right now

31. what are you listening to right now: better homes and gardens lmaooo

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yeah and i hate his fuckin guts.

33. something that is getting on your nerves: everything??

34. most visited website: my school website and goooogle! betcha thought i'd say tumblr.

35: hair colour: it is brown/dyed blonde

36. long or short hair: shorttt

37. do you have a crush on someone: the forces of evil have no time for romance!

38. what do you like about yourself: simultaneously everything and nothing

39. want any piercings: yah more in my ears

40. blood type: red

41. nickname(s): scoot, lettuce, scar, scolly

42. relationship status: i'm married to naruto

43. zodiac: i'm a leo, star of the show

44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: naruto

46. tattoos: i would absolutely get full-body yakuza style tattoos with a geisha and koi and blossoms if i wasn't such a baby. i might get like the signatures of my parents and brother one day. but i am weak

47. right or left handed: i'm a leftie

48. surgery: idek what a surgery is

49. piercing: got one in my lobes

50. sport: i take boxing lessons and lift weights. does that count?

51. vacation: what about it?

52. pair of trainers: ??????? i have sikk orange ones that remind me of naruto?

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: yams

54. drinking: choccy milk

55. I’m about to: unpack my bag

56. waiting for: a sign

57. want: school to be over

58. get married: yeah if it ever becomes legal here

59. career: i am gonna be the next hokage prime minister

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: uhhhhhm don't touch me? hugs i guess

61. lips or eyes: eyes

62. shorter or taller: taller people have more fun! i wish i was tall

63. older or younger: eternal and forever

64. nice arms or nice stomach: as long as you're a nice person i couldn't care less about your arms or stomach

65. hook up or relationship: depends whatcha after

66. troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker! i love to disobey the law

HAVE YOU EVER

67. kissed a stranger: would have if my new british friend hadn't gotten jealous and stopped me

68. drank hard liquor: i've never even touched the devil's drink

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i don't own any

70. turned someone down: hell yeah i'm a heartbreaker

71. sex on the first date: no sir

72. broken someone’s heart: ask them idk

73. had your heart broken: hearts are muscles not bones. can't break em, just bruise em

74. been arrested: no lol

75. cried when someone died: yes

76. fallen for a friend: i am in love with all my friends

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

77. yourself: mm? depends.

78. miracles: i want to

79. love at first sight: no way

80. santa claus: don't you dare. he's REAL

81. kiss on the first date: kiss whenever ya want

82. angels: if it's supernatural or magical, i believe in it. protect me gabriel ❤️

OTHER

83. current best friends name(s): jess & soph & rheen & ruby & lil

84. eye colour: mine are brown and have random streaks of blue

85. favorite movie: anything with keanu reeves in it

hm hm i don’t have 20 people to tag. so i’ll go for @cat-fur-everywhere @i-am-wesley @rosevanillatea annnnnd the sns discord squad, and anyone who wants to do it. 

#wooooow this is long #but i had fun #pasta speaks #misc