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spidertroupeart · 3 months

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Heyyyyy, it's meeeeeee

#donutarts #undertale #grillby #i posted this in a server eith a few friends #and it lead to a discussion with my boyfriend about fancy ketchup bottles #which lead into me learning what pruno is #thanks google #but real talk #after learning about pruno grillby would definitely try it #if anything as a prank toward sans #“try this :) it's ketchup wine :)”#terrible.

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the-whispers-of-death · 1 month

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can you do Keegan x male reader who is just a tad bit dumb. Like he is terrible at math, dense, silly, easily distracted. OH and gets lost a lot bcs he likes to wander?

I'll admit that I've never watched a play through of Call of Duty: Ghosts (I say watch because I'm not a gamer but have watched the reboot versions of Modern Warfare 1 & 2), but I have read through the Wiki pages of Keegan P. Russ, just for this. That being said, he's probably OOC (but I mean, I write all of them as softies so let's just chalk this up to that).

Another thing of note is that this civilian male reader. Also, I think I made him to be a little on the autism spectrum with the way he doesn't understand certain idioms and phrases.

I hope you enjoy!

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Keegan loved you, in his own quiet way. He wasn't much of a talker, preferred to let you lead the conversation as you talked on and on about anything and everything. He mostly spoke to ask you something about what you were speaking on, a subtle indication that he was listening.

He loved you in the way he so patiently waited for you to solve a simple math problem, like how much difference a 10% off sale would make if the original price was fifteen dollars. He knew math wasn't your strong suit, but he didn't care. You'd arrive to the answer eventually, he knew that.

He loved you in the way he had to explain certain idioms and phrases to you, uncaring how you didn't even know that being offered to go to someone's place for a cup of coffee in the middle of night was an offer of sex. You didn't understand things sometimes and he understood that. They were intentionally vague, he'd tell you when you got flustered at being corrected about your misassumptions.

He loved you in the way you kept wandering off when walking around anywhere with him, whether it was you two walking in the park or out in a shopping center. Your attention was easily caught and it made you wander over to a plant or animal or piece of merchandise. He'd simply trail after you, smiling as you pointed out to him whatever you were looking at.

"Look, Keegan! A butterfly," you murmured, pointing at a nearby butterfly which was perched onto a flower. Its wings were so breathtaking, you just had to have stopped to look at the beautiful creature.

Keegan looked over your shoulder to the butterfly you were pointing at, chuckling in gentle amusement. "It's beautiful," he said before wrapping his arms around your waist from behind you. "But it's not as beautiful as my boyfriend."

Oh, how he relished the way you laughed and lit up in response. You loved when he called you his boyfriend, which you were. You had thought a military man—a Marine—like him would shy away from being out and proud about having a boyfriend, but he quickly proved you wrong.

His squad, the Ghosts, knew all about you. Keegan very happily told them about you, how your little quirks were so endearing. How you were the home he was fighting to go back to when he was on deployments. Oh they knew so well how much he loved you, how you were the sun and the moon and the stars of his universe.

You were everything to him and while he didn't say it often, he showed his love to you in so many ways.

How his hand reached for yours whenever you two were in a crowd so he didn't lose you if you wandered off. How he gave you the answers to a difficult math problem when you were clearly struggling to answer it. How he tried his best to word his sentences in a way that wasn't so vague so you didn't feel embarrassed about misinterpreting his words. How he drank in every word you said, relishing in the way your voice washed over him like a soothing balm to his soul.

Keegan loved you, though you were eccentric and loud where he was quiet and withdrawn. He never regretted being your boyfriend, not one single bit.

Reblogs are welcomed & appreciated! Asks are open, feel free to pop in and talk or request something! (SFW requests only, please and thank you)

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y2ksnowglobe · 5 months

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Ah yes, Grant Wilson and his lovely husband *squints at smudged ink on hand* Macro.

#thanks google #dndads #dungeons and daddies #grant wilson #marco li wilson

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toffeebrew · 7 months

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Oddly specific jrwi headcanons just because! (Albatrio edition)

Chip bites his nails constantly. Jay started painting his nails to help him stop. It works... most of the time.

When Chip is sneaking around he stands on his tiptoes. It makes a (soft and quiet) Mr. Krabs walking sound effect.

Chip is the type of person to invite someone to a haunted house only to be the one most scared the entire time. He would not admit if they asked him about it though.

Chip is super dramatic when he get a minor ailment (like a cold). But when seriously ill he will try to hide for as long as possible.

Jay, when she was a kid, she used to take stuff apart and put it back together again. Cause that seems like an artificer thing to do.

Whenever Jay has a cool one-liner or makes a funny joke a bird sound effect plays.

Jay has a beautiful dark wooden comb gifted by her mother. It has bird, sun and general nature engravings. Her mother craved it herself (shes a druid idk man). When shes misses home she runs her hands along it.

Jay speedwalks everywhere.

Gillion walks slowly and takes large strides in each steps. Like royalty actually. Mainly because he was taught to walk that way from the elders. He can go from a brisk pace to darting rapidly though. Also, when he walks it makes the squidward walking sound effect.

Gillion, like a fish, eats everything whole.

Gillion loves oversea colors. At first he found them overwhelming and bright. But once he got used to them hes grown to love the vibrancy of the world.

The eggs gill er...hatches? are always green like in green eggs and ham.

One time, Gill used smite on a spider and blew a hole in the wall of the ship. Probably when he was new to the ship or something.

#jrwi #jrwi headcanons #jrwi chip #jay ferin #gillion tidestrider #albatrio #half of these are me projecting #the other half is me being silly #toffeesbabbles #did you know that the reason fish eat their food whole is they would drown otherwise?#thanks google

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3-2-whump · 2 months

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Valentine's Day Shopping

TW/CW: noncon implied, nsfw whump implied, intimate whumper, public humiliation, hickeys

“No, no, no, that’s not what I’m looking for. I want amethyst as purple as… purple as… hey, Whumpee, come here!”

Whumpee reluctantly comes within arms reach. Whumper grabs him and deftly pins him against their chest. One hand keeps him from struggling too much, the other hand pulls down the neckline of his shirt to reveal a dark purplish hickey.

“Like that! I want amethysts as purple as that! Go ahead, take some reference pictures, he won’t mind, will he? It’s gotta be a perfect match, my date deserves nothing less, after all!”

#happy Valentine’s Day I guess #intimate whumper #nsfwhump #tw noncon #implied #whumplr #I saw this in a movie once and the scene stuck with me #only a little ashamed to admit how many gemstones and hickeys I looked at #thanks google

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daveydoodle · 5 months

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Ray Charles I Can't Stop Loving You

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❤️🎶Those happy hours that we once knew

Though long ago, they still make me blue

They say that time heals a broken heart

But time has stood still since we've been apart🎶♥

💔 😢

#ray charles #music #i can't stop loving you #rip #terri #iheartradio #thanks google #Youtube

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agp · 3 months

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god i love these silly little notifications

#thanks google

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maxpaulll · 1 year

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This isn't redacted related or anything so I don't expected to perform at all but like- This quote hurts so bad. Cause they're just bugs. They're just doing the same thing as us: trying to survive. And yet because they're tiny and they annoy us we kill them. I understand not liking wasps cause they sting or mosquitos because they bite but just think about the moth. All they're trying to do is follow their instincts. They use moonlight to guide them and yet we fill their environment with artificial light and confuse the shit out of them just to get pissed when they end up in a house and bumping into a computer screen at night.

Anyways, I'm gonna stop crying about bugs and explain myself cause I wanna and you fools have to put up with me. Trans people are like moths. They're just trying to live their lives. They're not trying to hurt people or indoctrinate children. They're not chewing holes through your 30 yr old unworn blazer. And yet people who are so much bigger than them, who have so much power are actively taking away their rights, their access to healthcare. People are afraid to be themselves in public because they're trans. And this especially goes for BIPOC communities. I mean fuck, look at the violence directed towards black trans women. It hurts to know this is the current climate for trans people. To be surprised and amazed that one of us makes it to old age hurts.

I wake up everyday and pray nobody kills me for the crime of being small.

#This is a glorified vent post #my thoughts are NOT organized #i feel bad for moths #imagine there's this giant thing near the moon and suddenly you've been squished against the moon #they live such a sad life #anyways the flower is a black-eyed susan which means “encouragement motivation endurance justice and protection”#thanks google #really hope I'm not wrong abt the flower language thing. then I'd just look silly

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itsdeerlord · 2 months

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#thanks google #very cool

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sharpe-teeth · 1 year

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OOO I forgot to tell yall about the BANGER of a book that we got in this week called SILVER UNDER NIGHTFALL by Rin Chupeco. Pitched as queer Castlevania which I ASSUME to mean it lets me live out my poly triad fantasy.

#what the fuck is this ship name #trephacard #thanks google #hi im a bookseller #silver under nightfall #rin chupeco

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anheliotrope · 7 months

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search string: rider suppress line wrap in specific segment

fifth google result: Practical Guide to Mounted Combat - DnD 5e

#thanks google #google #anramble

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miasworld-comic · 1 year

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