#THAT WAS EPIC AS FUUUUUUCK

[100blocks-archived]

THIS IS THE MOST EPIC STREAM I EVER WATCHED WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

[doriansbutt]

oh man I finally caved and looked up more epic music like TikTok clips and shit and fuuuuuuck I cannot WAIT for more to get full releases it’s all so GOOD

#the Circe saga wasn’t my favorite tbh #but the rest of this stuff is sounding sooooo good #calypso is fucking amazing #legendary little wolf not sorry for loving you and get in the water so far are the ones I’m most excited about #fuck me im in hell

[fabbyf1]

🥺 🎢

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?

SOFT DOM/SOFT TOP MAX. Fuuuuuuck. The parallels between rough and soft are just 10/10 for me.

Also the first time Max ever calls Charles baby or schatje in any of my fics. The first "schat" in Long Live still makes me cry just thinking about it. lil 14yo babies with big feelings™.

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

That's hard to say... I think it has to be Long Live (The Walls We Crashed Through) because it's such an epic fairy tale that starts when they're kids. I think it takes you on such a journey and smacks you in the feels all along the way. (If I do say so myself.)

My other answer would be It's Our Paradise (And It's Our War Zone) because... hello? Charles asks Max to degrade him, and Max spends the entire time praising the hell out of him instead???? WIIIIILLDDDD BRO.

#ask #anon

[tsuki-sennin]

Very late, but here comes the next round of the DGP Sussy Game! Er, DGP Divergence Game! That's... that's what I meant.

Footbaaaaaaaaaaaall! Footbaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!

-Oh damn, even got the confession cam. I really hope we see these go into like a Total Drama direction.

-...god, Chris McLean absolutely would be DPG Game Master given the chance.

-Anyways, welcome to the Desire Grand Total Drama Death Watch Running Man Kiling School Deadzone Smash TV Apex Games!

-Who shot Mr. Burns?

-Laxative soup! The weakness of any athlete, huh Sae-san?

-"You're very sussy boy, Keiwa-kun."

-Daichi, you seem very insistent on casting blame onto Keiwa in particular.

-"I even cook kids for ."

-Vote now on your phones~!

-God, I have to wonder how popular previous Game Masters were in comparison to Girori and Chirami. I have to imagine they had to shuffle them out every few years otherwise the audience would get really sick of 'em.

-Oooooooh, somebody really likes Keiwa.

-I see Gotoukuji's still taciturn.

-Ohhhhhh, he changed.

-He gardenin'.

-S p o r t s!

-Keiwa-niichan!

-Isn't he a swell guy?

-Jyamatooooo!

-Oh whoops! There goes Keiwa-kun's secret!

-Goaaaaaaal!

-Jyamar Ball!

-No rules, no limits! Just you, the ball, and the goddamn goal!

-Hot damn, Ace!

-Guess he's a big fan of the Powered Builder buckle now.

-Aaaaand Lopo catches Keiwa-kun's masterful pass! Can she keep it goin' with Nadge-Sparrow? Ooooh, and he's got it! He's runnin, he's runnin', but the Jyamato block him! Ace with the interception!

-Damn, we're kicking ass at this game we only learned about like two minutes ago.

-Goaaaaaal!

-Aaaaah, it is pretty basketball-y, huh?

-Not gonna lie, this game seems like it'd be super fun to play in real life with these rules. Just take out the threat to human life and put up some obstacle courses this would be a fixture in a lot of gym classes.

-"Protect the soup kitchen!"

-Firefighter...

-It's him! The polar bear man!

-Keiwa-kun, you're kinda slipping.

-Ohhhh, we're in trouble.

-Halftiiiiime!

-"Get inside everyone, pleeeeease!"

-Ohhhh... Ace...

-Ukiyo Mika? Not Mitsume?

-Ooooooh, he's a stan. How frightening.

-"You guys are assholes, huh?"

-"Assholes with a lot of money and free time~!"

-Ahhh, Sae-san :)

-You seem like a real nice lady.

-I'm gonna miss you next game.

-Anee-chan~!

-Nyan, nyan nyan~! Neon?

-Oh my god, is that were "Neon" comes from?

-Play some fuckin ball.

-They die, they become plant food.

-Ohhhhhh, Gotokouji's really fucked...

-OHHHHHHHH that's creepy

-Ah, yep, didn't work

-Forced activiation!

-Michinagaaaaaa, you ain't gonna win like this, man.

-Oooooh, snapped his arm! Goddamn!

-One win.

-MICHINAGA NOOOO

-OH FUUUUUUCK

-He's the plant zombie buffalo man now!

-Holy shit...

-Is this a whole other place?

-"Oooops~! Guess you don't belong anywhere..."

-Neon's goin' for a catnap.

-Keiwa-kun's the sussy baka.

-But Daichi-kun's the sussiest of them all.

-Ore ja nai!

-"Aaaaaace, help me!"

-"The way you made Giroli look like a total chump was super cool of you, Keiwa-kun :)"

-Buckle theft!

-...THAT'S A FROG.

-So, Keiwa's sponsor...

-Judging by the frog statue, the Japanese artwork behind it, the fact that Keiwa-kun's most associated with the Ninja Raise Buckle, and he's stringing Keiwa along for his own purposes, I believe that this character may be a reference to Gamano from Shinobi. Nothing more than that though, I don't wanna make any assumptions. That's for the Tsuki-Sennin who watches Shinobi every week to figure out himself.

-Kekera...

-Looks like Jean's got a friend. ...or is it "Gene"?

-"Ehhh? No, no, he isn't sussy at all~!"

-Three whole votes!

-Kick off! Two balls!

-Let's begin!

-Deploy! Powered System!

-Protecc

-A present~! Protecc the kids!

-You go, bro!

-Keiwaaaaaaa

-We got goaled.

-Ah, Michinaga's meetin' 'em again! Epic!

-Guess we just gotta wait to see the next goal.

#the world's next round: trick shot of desire for the grand victory #kr geats #geats spoilers #kamen rider geats #kamen rider

[stonyponyofficial]

hey it's me, a mysterious anon and not charlotte sending another ask so she can learn the 2019 secrets. could i get number 100 please :3c

why hello charlotte funney anon ! ill be glad to reveal my secrets 2 u!

2019 ummmm; SICKO MODE - Travis Scott, Drake.. but the EPIC Skrillex remix >:) >:) >:) >:) >:) >:)

2020 small pipe (live at fishcenter) - 100 gecs <#33333

2021 You're So Pretty - Petal Supply

2022 ogay i know i already answered this for io the other day and i said it was death/bad girl by black dresses BUT my spotify is saying its curses by food house now? idk so ill report both o7

not the worst 2019 one for sure but i was still like fuuuuuuck when i saw it and knew id have to tell this delightful anonymous asker that i had listened to this song a significant number of times . but u wont tell anyone else right o.o

#violet originals

[thelionshymnal]

Fuuuuuuck. Got past my mental roadblock and managed to plot out the rest of good boys and. And. Maybe 5 more chapters actually??? Fuuuckity fuck. I DID NOT MEAN FOR THIS TO BE AN ACTUAL EPIC.

#lion-chats

[atty-goldstein]

not me thinking of only doing Epic III for the Hatchetfield Hadestown au but then rewatching Chant II and going “fuuuuuuck”

[wildernessuntothemselves]

So... for your question about who oc will choose and who will prevail. This is my guess:

I had in mind an ending on a tone reminiscent of a sexploitation fantasy horror version of romeo and juliette. Which is my brain going half guessing from clues in the story and half wishful thinking.

In other words... I think oc is gonna choose beomgyu, but because of everything that went on he will become even more possessive and grow increasingly paranoid and emotionally unstable (you know the deal, very frail but very aggressive) to the point of oc nearly fearing for her life if she ever so little as look into another person direction. She can't speak to others, she can't look at others... her entire existence, every second of her life she can only breath his presence. In Beomgyus mind he conquered his happily ever after back and anything that could come close to interfering is to be dammed. Till at one point, in one of his good days, oc will get in a honeymoon state and give him as much pleasure as possible so that his last breath will be one of happiness, and then right as he is climaxing she stabs a dagger right through his heart and kiss him goodbye before killing herself and so they die into each other arms.

As for Tyun... he will be declared as a state traitor, an enemy of the land, and so war comence. After some battles his land is destroyed, his people is terrified, his army is rapidly going down in number. He is miserable. But the last straw will be seeing his brother be brutally murdered mid battlefield. Full mental breakdown ensues, he goes insane for a while and disappear. The royal army finds him months later alone in the middle of nowhere and take him for a prisoner. He spends the rest of his days miserable in a dark cell until he dies of sadness and dehydration decades later.

The king dies too (don't know how, choke on toast or whatever). Yeonjun takes over, becomes a much more strict and powerful feared leader that would later be remembered for his doings during this war. Wonyoung will be claimed new ruler of tyuns lands. Ryujin will become pregnant right after beomgyu is gone and be framed for adultery - guillotine for her. Beomgyu and oc history will be erased of all official records to not taint the name of the royal family, and their memory will only live through by word of the common people becoming known with time as no more than a legend.

No one gets a happy ending (except wonyoung kinda).

~♡anon

fuuuuuuck this is breathtaking. it just kept getting worse and worse. i don't like giving away if a guess is right or wrong but i have to in this one because this version is so much more epic than what i've actually written down oh my goodness this makes my story look like child's play :'D damn now i'm self-conscious about my real ending lmao

one question though, why would tyun be declared a state traitor? because he tried to get oc back?

#fuck man #my ending is sad but not THIS sad #mort talks #yamqn #♡anon

[wolficake]

listening to ruthless, finally, and its SO GOOD, like, I was so worried ppl were just hyping it up, but fuuuuuuck

as someone who works with a couple hellenistic deities, it is VERY accurate to the energy that I hear Poseidon has. (he isn't one of my deities, but ahprodite and apollo are, so I Hear Things)

its so good tho

im sitting here like :00000000

bc between Epic the musical and the new percy jackson show, im LOVING all the deity rep. 🥹 And I'm realizing that ppl are awesome with every freaking hellenistic deities mythos except fucking hades, persephone, and demeter (thats right, i hate how yall project the abuse you suffered from your own mothers onto demeter. she is a good mother and a beautiful, compassionate goddess. the way humans treat her when shes one of the few deities in that pantheon who doesnt have a chip on her shoulder against humanity for the most part is absolutely wild.)

ive also been seeing ppl talking about ares more, which makes me happy

and then, like, ive started finding more hermes devotees, and i need every hermes devotee to know that those of us who work with apollo? we love you. we adore you. you are our best friends.

#cw spirituality

[spidaerman]

@cyrushgoodman THE ANIMATION ABSOLUTELY BLEW ME AWWWWWWAY, ALL THE DETAILS PUT INTO IT WAS PHENOMENAL

THE SOUNDTRACKS WAS AMAZING, THE STORY, THE CHARACTERS, EVERYTHING WAS A PURE MASTERPIECE OH MY GODDD

I wanna rewatch it so bad too omgggg

#spiderman into the spider verse #spoiler #sort of #buT WHEN MY SON FINALLY TOOK A LEAP OF FAITH #OHHHH SHIIIIIIT #THAT WAS EPIC AS FUUUUUUCK #replies

[twentythousandvolts]

I AM THE NUMBER ONR ADHD HAVER AND SWEAR TO GOD THE BIGGEST FOOD HOUSE FAN

#epic post compilation #IM SO EXCITED FUUUUUUCK GOD!!!

[lesbian-roguefort]

so when i was “spoiled” for the ch 5 blackened of trigger hatty havoc they lied to me.

#SPOILERS FURTHER DOWN #ARE YOU FUUUUUUCKING KIDDING ME 😭😭😭 #GOD MAN FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK............ #(also note to self: re-download ch4 so you can take screenshots of *those* parts ;)) #FUCK. MAN. WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME BROOOOOOOOOOO #//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// #I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A COND EXECUTION ULTRA FUNNY EPIC GAMER MOMENT #FUCJ............ #BUT NOOO YOU HAVE TO KILL OFF THE ONE I LIKE SEEING DIE *LESS* #😭😭 #FUCK BRO WHY............. #at least grooves’s execution was banging #BUT I’M NOT WINNING. OH I’M LOSING #I’M LOSING DAD....... #rift murmurs

[actlikeyouvebeenthere]

hm. monster breeder is. addicting.

#neil cicierega #Percie Talks About Random Stuff #its like text based monster hunter but really epic and not bloody af and also the monsters FUUUUUUCK

[mywingsareonwheels]

Me a few months ago, getting into Shetland and shipping Jimmy/Duncan pretty much from the get-go:- Oh look, a fun and sweet and funny ship with a bit of intrinsic mild co-parenting conflict but mostly it’s just light and fluffy. Hooray! I am not forever doomed only to ship the Epic Pining We’re-On-Our-Own-Side/Not-Without-You Heroic Angst Couple (Aziraphale/Crowley, stucky, etc.)!!

*Shetland* seasons 4, 5, and (holy shit) 6: [hitting me around the face and completely breaking my heart and getting slashier and slashier with each passing moment]

Me: ohgodsfuckingdammit

(To be fair, if I were running a show with the lead played by Douglas Henshall and an increasingly important person to him played by Mark Bonnar, I’d be leading on the Epic And Angsty end as well, but fuuuuuuck.)

#bbc shetland #shetland spoilers #jimmy x duncan

[musette22]

LIGHTYEAR TRAILER DROPPED!!! IT LOOKS EPIC!

First of: ‘Good luck, Captain.’ ‘Roger that’ (I’m convinced that’s an unintentional reference to Steve)

I also think it’s funny that the cat in the trailer has a similar colouring to Dodger.

Well second trailer anyways ���� (2/2)

NONNIE YESSSSSSS!!! I just saw it and I had exactly the same thoughts about the 'Captain' and 'Roger that' and even the cat hahaha. It really does look so good and Chris's voice is just 😭😭😭 fuuuuuuck. Super excited for this!!

#chris evans #lightyear #minnie answers

[recallthename]

goddamnit

#i was gonna just listen to one last episode #and then chapter four of the suffering game had to end on an epic cliffhanget #and now it's after one #and i have to work at ten #and work all day probably #and i just #fuuuuuuck #i know i should sleep so i can be rested #but also i know i won't get another chance to listen for ages #and i have to know what goes down #damn it all