#THATS YOUR GRANDBABY!!!!!!!!!!!

[meraxesmoon]

Ok but... Ivar with a bastard daughter would hit

He wants children but its difficult with his condition, so when he finds out this blue eyed girl is is he is like: 🥺🥺🥺

I also think he really wants a baby girl, idk... He seems like a girl dad

Baby girl would love ubbe and hvitserk

It would also be so cute if she didnt realise ivars injury because he is so capable especialy with the crutches like

And ragnar (if he was alive) would loooooooove her, a blue eyed and brunette girl (thats his baby gisla)

Aslaug (if she also was alive)...Thats her fav grandbaby hands down

Lagertha would try to keep her distance but baby reader would NOT let her... She is so cool she would be glued to her side

She would be spoild with gold and jewls by ivar:

Ivar: sloth-face (hvitserk) that is for my baby daughter dont you dare break it 😡

Love vikings!!

AND SHE LOVES HER PAPA SOOOO MUCH!!!

Ivar would be such a good dad, I know this in my heart. I like the idea of baby! (name) being brought to Aslaug by her mother, and she's just like, here, here's your grand baby. Aslaug is so excited and immediately starts to dote on her new granddaughter! Ivar absolutely adores his baby. She literally has him wrapped around her little finger as soon as he meets her. Everyone was unsure if he was able to have children, so he's over the moon when he realizes he has a daughter.

Uncle Hvitserk is her favorite! Everyone in the family is absolutely whipped for her, but Hvits especially. He's constantly walking around Kattegat with his little niece on his hip, just carrying her around like a potato sack wherever he goes. I think it's pretty clear that Ivar is the closest with Hvitserk, so he trusts him the most with his daughter. Sigurd loves his niece, but he gets into arguments with Ivar all of the time, so Ivar gatekeeps her from him!

Remember how Aslaug is literally a princess? Yeah, her granddaughter is absolutely spoiled. Aslaug does her hair, putting jewelry in it and making sure she looks absolutely adorable every day. She keeps her baby in comfortable dresses when she isn't running around following her father and uncles. Aslaug lives for being a grandma, like actually. Don't even get me started on Ragnar.

He lost Gyda, but he saw so much of her in his granddaughter, it's almost as though she returned to him. I really like the idea of Ragnar settling down and just being a grandpa because I think he deserves that much. Ubbe and Ivar have given him little Lothbrok's to look after, and so he does. Ragnar was a farmer, so he often teaches his granddaughter how to farm and look for certain herbs.

I think Lagertha would definitely try to ignore her at first, but she's just too cute! We're talking about a woman who loves children, and once she gets comfortable enough, she co-grandma's with Aslaug.

Ivar is her favorite person, though. She loves her papa more than anything in the entire world and thinks he's the coolest viking. Ivar's daughter looks up to him as though he can do no wrong, and he never takes that for granted. Ivar and Aslaug are very similar in the way that they spoil her. Ivar wants to give his baby the world, and he makes up for that with gifts. Like, if his baby wanted the moon, he would give it to her if he could.

Viking girl dads >>>

i love aslaug sm, she was so overhated

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[whatdoeseverybodywant]

LOVE - CHAPTER 8

fter getting back together, Janelle finds out thats she’s pregnant. Follow along with Josh and Janelle as they deal with the highs and lows of her pregnancy.

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Janelle woke up with a groan as she felt her baby pressing directly on her bladder. Sitting up in the bed she let out a shocked gasp when Josh let out a snore from his spot on the bed. She hadn’t even heard him come in. Groaning again, she waddled into the bathroom, letting out a sigh of relief as she relieved herself.  After washing her hands, she checked her phone for the time. 6:30 am. Sighing, she made her way to the kitchen to make Xavi’s lunch for school. 

“You wake up way too early” She said in greeting to her dad, who was sitting at the island with a cup of coffee, reading the news from his IPAD. 

“I already packed Xavi’s lunch.” He said when she went to open the fridge. When she turned to him and arched her eyebrow he added. “He said he likes my sandwiches better.” She laughed and grabbed something to drink instead.  “My grandbaby got you up?” She nodded as she finished off her juice. 

“Yes,” She groaned as the baby moved again and was now pressing even harder on her bladder. “He loves to kick my bladder.”

“Did y’all come up with a name yet? Got less than a week til he gets here.” 

“I know.” She said grunting as the baby landed another hard kick. “I’m having a hard time choosing and Josh.” She stopped and shook her head with a chuckle. “He wants to name the baby Jeyson.” Her dad arched an eyebrow. 

“What's wrong with that?” 

“J-E-Y-S-O-N, Like Jey’s son. His wrestling name.” Her dad threw his head back and laughed. 

“I like Jason though, the normal spelling.” She nodded her head in agreement. 

“Yeah, but I don’t want Xavi to feel left out, you know? With me, Josh and the baby all having J names.” 

“Ask Xavi for a name suggestion then.” 

“Already did, and I'm not naming my son Bluey.” Her dad laughed again. 

“Yeah, if those the only options, I'm leaning more towards Jeyson.” Her dad said and she rolled her eyes with a smile. 

“Me too.” She laughed before standing up and stretching. “I gotta go wake Xavi up for school.” Before she could leave the kitchen, she felt a warm sensation down her legs. She turned to look at her dad, embarrassed because she thought she had peed on herself. 

“Did your water just break?” He asked, staring at her wide-eyed. She gasped and stared back at him. 

“Oh shit.” Her dad jumped up immediately and started yelling for Josh. Her dad helped her to the car before running as fast as he could up the steps to wake Josh up. 

Everything happened so fast, one minute she was standing in her kitchen then the next she was laying in a hospital holding her newly born son. 

“He looks just like you.” Josh whispered as watched in awe as his son gripped his fingers. 

“What should we name him?” Janelle asked, wiping the tears from her eyes. She couldn’t take her eyes off of her baby. He was literally a perfect mixture of both her and Joshua. 

“I’m still rockin’ with Jeyson.” He said, laughing softly when she gave him a side eye.  “Or we could name him Bluey. Those are the only choices we have.”  Janelle laughed softly, so she wouldn’t wake the baby up. 

“I never knew naming a child would be this hard.” 

“Knock-knock” They both looked towards the door when it opened and Josh’s mom poked her head through. “I got someone who’s very excited to meet his baby brother.” She said and laughed when Xavier squeezed through the spaced between her and the door to get into the room. 

“Is that him?” He asked. “He’s so tiny.” Xavier frowned his face up, making everyone laugh. 

“Yeah, he’s just a baby bud.” Janelle told him. “You wanna hold him?”  When Xavier nodded, Josh took him over to the sink to wash his hands before helping him sit next to Janelle on the hospital bed. “Ok, just make sure you hold his head ok?” She asked and placed the baby in Xavier’s arms. 

“Hi baby.  I’m your big brother.” Janelle ‘awed’ as she watched Xavier place a kiss on his little brother's head. 

“Jeyson Edward Fatu.”

 Janelle shook her head and Josh sighed.  “Nope, I don't like it. It flows but no.”  Xavier and his mom had just left and she and Josh were still trying to find a name that fit their baby boy. “I’ve always liked the name Malachi.” 

“Malachi.” Josh said the name to see how it sounded and he liked it. “Ok I like Malachi. What about a middle name?” When she shrugged he added. “What about your dad’s name?” 

“Malachi Nathaniel?” Josh nodded

“Yeah I like it. Xavi has my name as a middle and Malachi can have your dad’s.” 

“Okay.” Janelle said, looking down at her baby boy who was bundled up in her arms.   “Hello Mr. Malachi Nathaniel Fatu.” 

“He’s gonna cry. You know that right?” 

Janelle nodded. “Yeah, male sure you have your camera ready.” 

About 2 hours later, Janelle’s dad walked into the room carrying a balloon that said ‘it’s a boy.’ a stuffed elephant and a bouquet of sunflowers. 

“Look its grandpa’” Nathaniel immediately set the stuff in his hands down and went to wash his hand. 

“Oh!” He cooed as he picked Malachi up from the bassinet.  “He looks just like you Nelly.

Did y’all pick a name yet?” He asked, then frowned when Josh started recording him. 

“Yeah, we did.” Janelle said, bringing his attention back over to her. “Meet Malachi Nathaniel Fatu.”  

“Shut the fuck up.” He said, his eyes already welling up with tears.  Janelle laughed. “You gave him my name.” He set Malachi back down before giving Janelle a tight hug, his body shaking as he cried into her shoulder. “Thank you.” 

Janelle Porter

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[quitealotofsodapop]

All the Wukongs are probably more comfy with the idea of having grandchildren because, hey! All the monkeys know us as Grandpa Sun!

And then they meet said grandbabies and, nope, this is way different. (Probably gets worse if said grandbabies are Spicynoodles children.)

Kids of their own? Makes the single Monkeys queasy and confused. But grandkids? Thats a little easier to adapt to.

LMK Wukong mentions the grandbabies and all the others jump up in excitement. Cus they love being honorary grandpas! Show them the grandbabies!

Then MK brings in Spicynoodle babies.

The ring of monkeys are just Staring at these chubby little ½mystic monkey/¼demon bull/¼celestial babs in the bassinet. All red hair and hooves with monkey's tails and face markings.

Alternate SWK's: "......" Netflix!SWK: "You married Red Girl?" Reborn!SWK: "I thought the Red Child was male?" MK, just excited/proud to show off his kids: "Sometimes my Red is a girl, sometimes a boy, sometimes both! I was the one who carried these little fireflies here though." Spicynoodles Baby [#1]: *sneezes a tiny puff of flame* HeroIsBack!SWK: "I pray for your undercarriage." Spicynoodles Baby [#1 & 2]: *both hold out arms for up-sies* MK: "Ah, they want to be held by their Yeye [grandfather]." All the adult SWKs: "ME! ME!" "I volunteer!" "You have a tudi, let me hold them first!"

Barely enough grandbabies to go around. The Spicynoodles babies are very confused. Cus they're being held by Grandpa, but there's more Grandpas??? It's like that one video of a baby girl meeting her dad's twin for the first time. Even if the different Wukongs don't look entirely alike, their souls give off the same vibe.

LMK Wukong eventually gets jealous and demands that they return his grandchildren. New Gods!SWK argues that they don't have any grandkids to dote on (yet) so they're spoiling the Spicynoodles babies for now. Eventually it takes the combined effort of Red Son, MK, Macaque, and the Demon Bull grandparents to convince the other SWK's to put the babies down long enough for nap time.

Meihouwang!Shihou still doesn't get what the big deal is.

#wukongverse #spicynoodles #spicynoodlesshipping #lmk shadowpeach au #lego monkie kid #lmk #the monkey king and the infant #the monkey king and the infant au #the monkey king netflix #monkey king reborn #monkey king hero is back #meihouwang #new gods nezha reborn #shadowpeach being parents #spicynoodles being parents #lmk fan children

[sinsandsuccubus]

#Married - Meet the Harlow’s

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y/ninstagramname: He gave me the best view

jackharlow: anything for you mamas

lizzo: I want a Jack Harlow, he got a brother or something?

y/ninstagramname: A younger one @ lizzo

claybornharlow: Hey @ lizzo

jackharlow: @ claybornharlow @ lizzo, not in my comment section

y/ninstagramname: this is my comment section @ jackharlow

jackharlow: well, you're mine so @ y/ninstagramname

urbanwyatt: y’all disgust me

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jackharlow: She's my best view

urbanwyatt: Y'all are so whipped for each other, its disgusting

druski: if Jack ever does you dirty, you know where to find me.

jackharlow: @ druski, I think the fuck not

lilnasx: @ druski, you could never. if anything, i'd get y/n first

druski: @ lilnasx, you're gay

lilnasx: @ druski, thats the point

y/ninstagramname: love you pooki

jackharlow: @ y/ninstagramname, love you more stinkabutt

druski: @ y/ninstagramname @ jackharlow, eww

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y/ninstagramname: He liked it, so he put a ring on it

jackharlow: damn right I did

heavyhitterheaux: PERIOD! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU BIG SIS!

y/ninstagramname: Thank you my precious @ heavyhitterheaux

softcurse: I'd better be a bridesmaid

mortirolo: me too

y/ninstagramname: y'all already know @ softcurse @ mortirolo

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theshaderoom: It's official! Jack Harlow and Y/F/N Y/L/N are engaged! @ jackharlow @ y/ninstagramname

y/nsource: we can't have shit in this house, can we?!

jackharlowsource: @ y/nsource, I can agree with you on that. I swear, these motherfuckers be everywhere

jacksleftnipple: y'all gotta be legit spies or something. They got engaged last night, where the fuck did this photo come from?

allabouty/n: I'm appalled. The ring ain’t even the same

y/ninstagramname: our source accounts are so amazing

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y/ninstagramname: To my love, together and forever.

2forwoyne: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY PARENTS!

urbanwyatt: It took Jack foreverrrr

jackharlow: It did not @ urbanwyatt

urbanwyatt: 2 years @ jackharlow

jackharlow: your point? @ urbanwyatt

urbanwyatt: that's not including dating. That's just how long it took you. @ jackharlow

claybornharlow: welcome to the family sis

y/ninstagramname: thank you lil bro @ claybornharlow

neelamthadhani: congratulations to you both, now it's time for you to get back to work @ jackharlow

jackharlow: um, no @ neelamthadhani

Liked by y/ninstagramname and others jackharlow: No one else I'd rather spend the rest of my life with

lilnasx: looks like our fun times have come to an end

champagnepapi: congratulations my man, bagged a good one

urbanwyatt: proud of you brother

y/ninstagramname: love you baby @ jackharlow

maggieharlow: look at my beautiful children!

y/ninstagramname: love you momma harlow @ maggieharlow

maggieharlow: love you more @ y/ninstagramname, now, next thing on the list is grandbabies

jackharlow: too soon mom, too soon @ maggieharlow

y/ninstagramname: uHH

druski: @ y/ninstagramname, what I said about hittin me up still applies

jackharlow: stop tryna steal my wife @ druski

#jack harlow #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow x y/n #jack harlow x you #jack harlow fan fic #jack harlow imagine #jack harlow imagines #jack harlow blurb #jack harlow fanfic #jack harlow fanfiction #jack harlow fan fiction #meet the harlows

[sugar-omi]

I just thought something really sweet.

Imagine if they were really close, Cliff's grandkid/s would ask him to be their best man. He'd be in shambles.

OMG THATS SO CUTE!!!! also I'm tryna not to imagine cliff like the old man from UP but its tough n idk what to do w myself rn it's breaking my immersion LMFAO

Fluff, grandpa!cliff, K/N = your kids name bc I couldn't decide to name them or not so imma leave that up to YOU🫡

cliff would be so surprised

he wouldn't expect it. he's old, n just figures his grandkid/s would want their friends, parents, or siblings or in-laws in their wedding party

but when they come over one day, or invite him out for a nice meal, and ask him to be their best man/man of honor, he's in tears

with cove, even though it surprised him, the thought did or could have passed thru his head even if it didn't stick

but for the 2nd time? and by his grandbaby?! he's in pieces

"oh."

he totally freezes, eyes wide and he even forgets to breathe for a moment.

"pops?" k/n prods, squeezing cliff's hand.

cliff covers his face, shoulders shaking. he can't help but laugh a bit, and he can't help tearing up.

"pops! are you crying?" k/n exclaims, concerned but also a bit amused since he's laughing.

cliff uncovers his face, his cheeks flushed, and you can see his wet lashes. "i didn't expect you to ask me to be your best man."

k/n smiles, "why wouldn't I! you're great, there's no one else I'd want by my side."

cliff laughs, squeezing their hand. "you're just like your dad."

"so... does that mean you'll do it?"

cliff nods, "I'd love to. I'll make sure your wedding is the best one yet."

"even better than dad and [y/n's]?" k/n teases, grinning mischievously.

cliff matches their energy. "a million times better."

I just thought abt it. he'd prbly faint if all his grandkids asked him

if you have multiple kids ofc

even if you have 5, and they suddenly come visit grandpa cliff, he's still so happy

he's high for days actually

will walk around the house n down the street humming n singing, you can see the rainbows coming off him

still takes charge and makes sure everything is perfect, no matter how big or small the event, or how old he gets

don't even bother teasing him abt how hes glowing or that its becoming a family tradition, bc it rolls off like water on a ducks back

ALSO I THOUGHT ABT IT WHILE WRITING THAT DRABBLE/IMAGINE:

your kid asking cove.

he'd cry like a big baby

he doesn't know how his dad kept it together, bc he can't?!??!

hugs them n promises the best wedding of their life too

also runs around singing and humming n skipping down the halls

doesn't get better if you have other kids that ask him to be in their wedding party too, he'll be happy for weeks, years actually, that his kid/s would want him in their wedding

#olba #our life: beginnings & always #cliff holden fluff #cliff holden #cove holden

[kindnessisweakness2]

Delusional - Part 20

“Im sorry. Please could you say that again?” Delaney spoke softly almost as if any loud sound would wake her up from this dream. The doctor smiled. “Your pregnant. I’d estimate by the level of HGC in your blood, your about 8 weeks. Still very early but with all the stress recently, im not suprised you fainted. It’s your body’s way of saying slow down.” The doctor signed one last thing on Delaney’s chart, before ripping the paper and handing her it. “Here is a perscription for some Anti-sickness medication. This should help you sleep at night. No stressful situations please, you are still very early and the risk of miscarriage is very high still.Please take care of yourself, eat well, sleep lots and i will see you back here for your 12 week scan. Please make your appointment at the front desk as you leave. But in the mean time, anything that worries you, anything that doesnt feel right please do not hesitate to come back and see me.” And with that the doctor left the room in silence. No one could believe it. “A baby! A beautiful Grandbaby!” Gemma finally let the tears spill down her face as her lips settled in a wide smile. “Congratulations guys! Your gonna be the best parents.” Everyone started kissing Delaney on the cheeks and clapping Jax on the back as they made their way out of the room. Delaney turned to Jax once they were alone, “a baby.” she whispered as she choked back a sob. “Our baby.” Jax pulled her in to a tight hug, kissing her deeply. “ I cant believe it." She whispered as she held onto Jax tightly. "I'm not gonna let anything happen to you or our family. This times gonna be different. I promise." Jax kissed her forehead as he helped her up from the bed. Delaney couldn't wipe the smile from her face as she looked up at the man she loved. "I love you." Jax Smiled at his fiance. “I love you too. Now lets go book this scan so we can see our boy.” Delaney laughed at him. “How do you know its not gonna be a girl?” Jax shrugged as he opened the door for her. “Just a feeling babe.” Delaney shook her head as they both started to make their way towards the nurses station. Both their faces dropped as Tara was also stood there filling in paperwork. Neither of them missed her eyes light up as they landed on Jax. Rolling her eyes, Delaney stepped forward, ignoring their convosation and gave her information to the Nurse so she could book her appointment. “Okay Miss Carter, What is the reason for your appointment?” The elderly nurse asked and Delaney couldnt help but talk loud enough for Tara to catch. “Its a 12 week Scan. We Just found out we’re expecting.” The nurse smiled kindly at her as she typed on the computer. “Congratulations!” Delaney smiled as she took the appointment card, turning back to where Jax and Tara stood. “Your having a baby?” Tara questioned looking at Jax, who was grinning at Delaney as she took her place under his arm. “Yeah. Abit unexpected but we’re excited.” Tara tried to smile but it was clear she was unhappy. “So marriage AND a baby? Thats a big committment. You sure you can handle all that jax?” Delaney’s face dropped at Tara’s questioning. “What are you trying to say?” Tara Smirked as she could clearly see she was getting under Her Skin. “Jax has commitment issues. Well to anyone other than me. Remember what you said to me that night Jax? You slept around after i left to try and feel something, But the only face you could see when you were inside someone was mine? How it was always me and you couldnt stand the thought of me going back to Chicago?” Delaney looked up at Jax, confusion clear on her face. Jax was glaring at Tara, but from how his cheeks tinged pink she knew he was embarrassed and hiding something. Fuck. She was played. He played her. Their happy bubble burst within the hour. It was never gonna be easy for them. They werent gonna get their happy ending.“Take me home.” She spoke quietly. No anger, no tears. And Jax had to admit that made him more worried.

They drove home in silence. Jax tried to talk to her but Delaney closed off. Completely. Her mind went on overdrive. Running through everything that happened these last few months. If she missed something. Did something wrong. When they pulled up to the house, Delaney wasted no time storming through the front door, Jax on her heels. Both of them Missing the rose petals on the porch. “Babe please. Talk to me. Let me explain.” Jax pleaded. Delaney dropped into one of the chairs around the kitchen table. “Explain what? You having sweet heartfelt chats with little TarTar? Nah no thankyou.” Jax shook his head as frustration filled him. “Fuck Sake, it wasnt like that. Baby please!” Delaney couldnt bear to look at him as tears filled her eyes. “I knew that all this the last few months was too good to be true. Us finally getting the chance to be together after everything with alex. The ATF on the clubs back, fuck my parents turning up. The baby.” Delaney choked back a sob. “Us being a family. Its just not gonna work. Especially with her in town and with your reluctance to let her go back to Chicago clearly shows theres something there for you. I told you previously i wasnt gonna stand in your way with her. I just wish you had been honest before. Before the engagement. Before the baby.” Delaney wiggled the engagement ring free from her finger, and just watching her take it off made Jax feel sick. “Baby no. Please its not like that. Just let me explain. I can fix it please.” Jax cried as he dropped to his knees in front of her. He did the only thing he could do. He begged. Begged to keep her. Begged to keep his family together. How could everything go so wrong so quickly? “I Just think we need some time. So much has happened so quickly. If you want to explore this thing with her. You can, i just cant be around to see it.” Jax cried as Delaney spoke. “No, i dont want her Laney. Please let me explain. Please. I’ll give you time if thats what you really want, ill stay at the clubhouse for the weekend. But i know what and who i want. Monday Morning ill be home to you. My fiance, mother of my child and the only person i love. Please baby.” Delaney captured his lips in her own. She kissed him like she’d never see him again. Like it was the last time. Because Part of her feared that despite what he said, Tara really was it for him. “I love you.” And with one last kiss, she disappeared down the hallway to their shared bedroom, and left a distraught Jaxon in the kitchen. 

Jax didnt know how long he sat at the table for. It was dark outside and the house was silent. Delaney had gone to bed a while ago, Jax wanted nothing more than to comfort her as he heard her cry herself to sleep. But she wanted space and Jax had to respect that. He couldnt believe the nerve of Tara. To drop that on them, ruin their happy moment. Yes, Jax admitted it. He said those things. But she conveniently left out that that convosation was way way back when she first came back to charming. When seeing her for the first time completely fucked his head. Before he realised Delaney was the one. Her and Tara were complete opposites. Tara was his first love, but she was needy and unreliable. You couldnt count on her for fuck all because as soon as shit got hard little Tara packed her bags and ran away. Delaney, was strong. Always there no matter how fucked shit got. She didnt pry, regardless of the situation. She trusted him and trusted his judgement. And he loved her more than anything. Why couldnt shit be easy for them? Why couldnt they catch a fucking break? Thats it. He’d had enough. Grabbing the keys for his Harley Jax softly closed the door behind him, as to not wake delaney, and made his way to his bike. Within seconds he was racing away from their home back towards St Thomas. 

#sons of anarchy #sons of anarchy fanfiction #sons of anarchy imagine #jax teller imagine #Jax Teller x Female Reader #jax teller x reader #jax teller x oc

[ludonarration]

Dear Narrator,

I enjoyed your sequel, I really did, however I felt like something was... lacking.

-But thats not bad! No! Sometimes the point is to leave something out of reach, to make you feel like all the more powerless in your situation.

...But as I played through your game a itch started to form, it only grew bigger and bigger as I played, and I desperately wanted to name it. It wasnt until I was pressing the up and down buttons on the elevator in the bosses office that I finally realized what the game truly needed.

I think this will revolutionize your game. Seriously. Several years down the line people will be talking about this game to their children, and to their grandchildren, and to their grandbabies and to their lordbabies. People will start building statues made out of The Stanley Parable 2 discs, and the light reflection would start altering bird migration patterns, because thats just how good the game is. All of that, because of this one improvement.

I will summarize what could really help this game in just three words:

grapple hook gameplay

from a hopeful and waiting gamer,

me

Dear sesom732, Thank you for enjoying The Stanley Parable 2. I hear your demands. If this is truly what's been missing, then I will gladly provide. Soon, we will have the perfect video game. However, to keep up with the current market, this feature will be released through a DLC that you can purchase for the low price of $39.99 US dollars. I promise that it will be worth every penny.

Sincerely, The Narrator

#admin here. hey dude. this made me fucking cackle #genuinely had a hard time forming an in-character response to this. in a good way

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

Take this ask as your opportunity to yell about your babies because I love them and I want to know more so badly

YAY

Gender terms quick list

Sibling: sisser for collie, sibber for mimi

(Place of boy/girl): berchte and green man/boy

(Place of daughter/son): hys (pronounced like ice with an h at the start) for collie, aughter for mimi

(add grand, also grandchild or grandbaby)

Nibling and/or niece for both

Misser for both and missie for collie

Collie is a berchte, (burk-tuh, and the k is a bit glottal) a type of germanic snow nymph. she's a nymph of snow and mistletoe. fae talks and stands before Mimi does, but he properly walks first. she is talkative (tho for now this mostly means about 20 actual words and lots of babbling) and often talks for both herself and faer sibber.

she's chaotically mischievous in the way of most winter children, tho this young she is extremely bad at fae word gymnastics and usually just comes straight toward faer parents all excited like "kitchen on fire lala :D"

Family terms collie uses:

Io - Lala

Remus - Papa

Logan - Granddad

Roman - Papaw

Patton - Grandpa/Grandpat

Virgil - Opa

Linda - Lannie (baby-slur of Linda + Auntie)

Mimi is a green man of evergreen trees and shrubs, and has a fondness for yew in particular. he is completely mute - he does not and will never learn to verbally speak. lu does make noise very rarely, but usually only when very upset. his "laugh" is a sort of hard exhale, more of a huff, with no vocalization.

Lu speaks in a combination of ASL and fae hand-speech, the two nonverbal languages ly parents know. he will also learn morse code eventually, but that's more of a private language he uses to talk just to collie, and eventually their other siblings (think tapping directly on them out of sight so other fae dont have a chance to see and learn it)

Family terms Mimi uses

Io - Handspeech: song-parent

Remus - Handspeech: green-parent

Logan - handspeech: spring-grandfather, ASL: green-grandpa

Roman - ASL, red-grandpa

Patton - ASL, yellow-grandpa

Virgil - handspeech, winter-grandfather

Linda - Handspeech: autumn-parent-sibling, ASL: L-N-Aunt

As you can maybe tell, Mimi tends to use handspeech for fae and fae-related things, and ASL for humans and human-related things. lots of codeswitching going on here

fae hand speech is a full language just like ASL, but its constructed in a way thats harder for humans to learn. it has comparatively few signs to ASL, all of them for nouns or abstract concepts, and most words and sentences are constructed via compounding them in ways that are not standardized, and so rely on faes ability to intuit language better than a human can.

"i saw a bird" might be constructed as "eye-bird" or as "myself-bird-meeting" and both are equally correct and intelligible to fae. those are pretty obvious examples, but you can see how a sufficiently esoteric or complex sentence would trip a human up

#ask #Anonymous #love and other fairytales ask #laoft collie #laoft mimi

[foxymoxynoona]

parents who abandon their out of wedlock pregnant daughters only for them to walk back in once their grandkids are born have a special place in hell and i never find stories like this cute or aww-inducing. like where the fuck were you when your daughter was literally fighting for her life for 9 months and during labor? you essentially left her for dead?? and NOW you want back in her life bc you can’t resist a grandbaby??? and why do people always tell stories like this with this energy of “aww isn’t that cute that they forgave their daughter bc she gave them a cute grandbaby??” LIKE AM I CRAZY FOR THINKING THATS NOT OKAY??

(sorry for the rant)

There are lots of things that I think are very sad and yet are repeatedly portrated in stories as sweet or charming. I do think there's value to still portraying things simply because they happen but that's different than a story seeming to endorse that behavior as a good thing. Although then you get into a tricky space of "whose point of view is the story from" and "what was the author's intentions, can we really know it?" etc. Although I think we all are developing a good eye for things that aren't ok but keep getting fed to us as ok in stories....

I'm not sure if you're talking about a real life experience or a story or what but it definitely sounds sad for the daughter in the middle of that conditional love.

#asks #anonymous

[tactful-kind-daedra]

“Thank you grandma!” Shaking her head at the accusations of buttering her up the young girl frowned. “They dont put in “love.” Like you do. Thats what makes yours better!”

Send Anons as My Character's Child:(Grandbaby edition)

"Well, I suppose that is true," the older woman conceded thoughtfully. "The castle staff cook as a job, a task to be completed to get their pay-worth. An obligation more than a desire, which is something that certainly doesn't apply for when I do things for you! I'm always happy to cook you treats and all the other fun things you'd like."

[revvywevvy]

Well since I have your incredibly variable attention, may I request your thought of Chelly punting Chairman(Loser) into a field goal

With the question of the hour being which of the Managers you would think and why they would be cheering them on to punt that goblin sized ankle biter for being himself

There is not statue of legal limitation that will bound that legal loophole finding goblin to stretch his employe sanity and mentality for one single buck

-H/B Anon

okay after a long time of my brain being a melted puddle of goo (and it still being so) i'm going to do my best to answer this. unfortunately its going to be very lackluster and probably a little incoherent for how long it took for me to answer this because again. brain goo.

Let's be real here, I think most of the managers would want to see the chairman get his shit rocked. and the image of a toon kicking the chairman like a little football is funny. idk I feel like in one way or another every manager would cheer to some extent after seeing that (given that the chairman has been punted far enough away that he doesn't hear them cheering about it lol)

uhhh here lemme try and do a list of 'cheering the most' to 'probably mostly quiet about it'

okay so uh since this is their girlfriend doing the punting here ofc chip and misty are gonna be cheering the most. like woooo yeah get his ass queen! i mean after everything they go through on that job??? they've got little pompoms theyre chelly's robot cheerleaders like wooo yay!!!! make that bitch suffer woooooo!!!

next would be flint/buck/meemaw belle/graham/mary/spruce/probably holly to some extent idk. flint buck and meemaw are like 'wooooooo thats my bestie/girlfriends bestie/grandbaby wooooo yeah you go girl!!!' meemaw is especially proud of her bc I said so. so is fint bc bestie moment. buck and graham are thoroughly amused by this. probably spruce too idk him too well. holly gives petty vibes so I think she'd enjoy seeing it too. mary just likes seeing her sister's girlfriend succeed.

tawney and cathal uhhhh they'd probably be cheering if they were awake. them mfs eepy. they takin a nap. cathal would prolly find it funny.

okay I just thought abt this but I feel like prester would get some joy from seeing that because he's still mad that he didn't get to take the cj's place after he quit.

im sorry idk how to answer for cosmo brian and ben :( for dave the only thing that comes to my mind is 'nice kick, babe!' idk no thoughts head empty send post

#cell mumbles #ask #anon #longish post #//sorry 4 the dogshit answer my brain is refusing to process this one for some reason x_x I appreciate the extra details you gave #//bc this answer wouldve come out a lot worse otherwise lol

[christyscancerjourney]

continued

So, my doctor and her nurse know about most everything that happens in my life, and they ask to see pictures of my kids, grandbabies, pets and like to know what's been going on in my life since the last appointment. So that's what makes them my favorite team that I see. When they saw that I was in the hospital with the brain tumor, my doctor came to see me and gave me lots of hugs from herself and her nurse. My son and husband were there, and she was asking my son how his girlfriend, dog and job where going. She said he looked at her like "how does she know all of this stuff about me?" her and I thought it was funny. I told him it's because I talk about everything with them because they care and ask. It's amazing to know that you are not just a person that they see for treatments. Thats why I'm big with be comfortable with your team of doctors (especially when you're going through something this big). My daughters told him "She tells all of our business to her radiation doctor and nurse", which I do because they are absolutely amazing people.

[g-o-d-l-e-s-s-h-e-a-t-h-e-n]

Sometimes I wish I could have been the girl everyone around me expects. Just another cis, straight, christian girl living the life expected of her. Going to college and majoring in education or nursing or pharmacology, something that guarantees a stable job, but not much beyond that, and then going into that career. Falling in love with a man, getting engaged and marrying him, with her family so happy for her and absolutely loving her husband. Giving her parents grandbabies, not just because they want them but because she wants them too, and loving being a mother. Loving god and the bible and actually believing what it says.

It sounds so much easier than dealing with uprooting people's ideas about you every single time someone new gets to know you a bit better. So much easier than having to come out to your family and have them potentially disown you or worse. So much easier than having to worry if your potential employer will make you lose your job or opportunities because you're not cis or you're not straight or you don't share their religous beliefs (thats an actual problem in my country, people miss out on promptions because they don't go to the same church as their boss.) It would be so much easier than having to explain your views on religion and why you left the church every time someone asks.

I don't always want to fight for my right to live as the man I really am. I get tired. Tired of education every single person I come out to, tired of hiding in a closet with no space to even breath, tired of having to convince people that I should have the right to live, tired of telling people that this is not a choice, tired of fighting, tired of being seen as the bad guy, tired of people like me being seen as gross or as the threat out to get your children.

I could have the life of the girl I described, but I'd never be happy in it. I'd always be lying and it would eat me up inside. I wish that life could make me happy. It would be so much easier.

#Just to be clear I'm not saying that any of this is a choice or that life outside of the mainstream is only ever miserable #I'm saying it should be easier #People should have the right to just exist without having to fight for that right all the damn time #apostate #ex christian #exchristian #deconvert #transmasculine #transmasc #lgbtq #trans #atheist

[tinywizardkingdom]

HNHHHH? HOW HAS NOBODY other than your friends TELL YOU THIS!? thats it *slams adoption papers down* your my new grand child now. C'mer grandbaby

Haha thank you (*´ω｀*)