#THE-

[aridiculouslylongreceipt]

Just got out of the theaters from Dune 2. Kinda could vomit rn but trying to hold it in since jessica couldnt 🙄

#the way. #the- #the everything. #i wanna kiss the director on his mouth

[frida--y]

#kamen rider gotchard #sc #the-

[mondo-grosso]

why angel - pinkpantheress suddenly becomes irish in the middle of the song??

#the-

[deviousdoe]

Sketch of a couple of transbians just being roommates and playing a bit of cat and mouse

#bites you bites you bites you bites you #see #the- #the joke is that #the joke is that they are a cat and mouse #and they are definitely more than roommates #digital art #art #artists on tumblr #sketch #original art #trans #doe art

[softbobamilktae]

Scream scream scream scream SCREAM

#the glove. #the. GLOVE. #the- #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #softbobamilktae txt

[belle-keys]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOM WAMBGANS AND MR. DARCY ARE THE SAME PERSON YOU'RE KIDDING ME I'M GONNA EAT CRUSHED GLASS RIGHT NOW WHAT

#huh #HUH #WHAT??? #the- #the same- #whay #what #GIRL WHAT #mr darcy #tom wambsgans #matthew macfadyen #pride and prejudice 2005 #jane austen #succession #hbo succession #succession hbo #shiv roy

[emberslinger]

writing an intro feels like the essay scene from spongebob

#THE-

[valen-dreth]

im the only survivors of the valen dreth tag

#(top blogs) #guess you could say every one else di-- #they died he- #the-

[saphiiiic]

#I absolutely cannot do this #much overwhelm #THOSE SHOES GUYS #THE SHIRT #THE- #jodie comer

[mifunebooty]

Somebody get Oscar Isaac's peepee filmed more, society needs more of his penis scenes

#cherry says #the- #the uncut revolutionary

[rirismommyspace]

um um um dis isnt really a ask but i wanted to say i love chu and i hope chu are doing gud :DDD

˚₊✩‧₊ awwh heyyyyy Sugarplum <3 this made me smile so much!!!!! Thank you so much, little darling angel. I love you too (~￣³￣)~ I hope you're alright!!! Be sure to hydrate!! Stay safe!! And do something that makes you happy <3 (feel free to drop by anytime, Cutiepie)

#riris.angels #WHY ARE YOU ALL SO ADORABLE TODAY #sobs #my heart cannot handle it #the- #t-the babies #the b-babies are t-too cute #agere caregiver #caregiver blog #sfw agere blog #sfw caregiver #sfw cglre #caregiver

[fangbangerrrr]

You keep hammering away at my heart with how pretty you are, with that adoring expression, and then you smile that toothy grin and giggle for me! You say how happy you are and that's the last straw; my heart turns to mush for you. The joy I feel from your happiness is so bright and strong it almost hurts! How is it possible that the sight of your fanged smile can have me feeling both warm and hot at the same time?

Your little blush is so fucking adorable I can hardly stand it. Do you know that feeling when you see something cute and you just want to squish it? That's what's happening with me right now. I just want to pinch your cheeks, crush you in a hug so tight you'd have to tap out and beg me to let you breathe again.

Then you're teasing me for my fumble and pulling me into you more; my arms instinctively wrap around you like that's where they belong. I could have died and went to heaven and wouldn't have even noticed cuz this has to be as good as it gets, right? It's not possible for someone to be more happy than I am in this moment, I'd actually die from an enlarged heart or something. My chest feels full to bursting.

I feel you against my neck again and just after seeing your fangs... my mind wanders to places it has no right to wander while your dad is just around the corner.

How would it feel to have you bite me? Probably good right? Maybe like a slight pinch and a burn, would your hot mouth act as an instant balm? How would my blood taste as I'm licking it from your mouth; would it overpower the way you taste or enhance it?

God I just want to let you have your way with me! Literally anything you want, fuck it, it's yours, I'm yours! Is this some kinda vampire seduction technique? Am I just being a perv?

"Fuuuuuck Lili," I groan, face scrunched up like I'm in pain; my poor dick is getting sent so many mixed messages. I want you so bad but I'm extra worried about Zed walking in on us. I want to make a good impression, want to keep you happy and getting along will help. So I really don't want to go pissing him off.  We really need to shift our focus to billiards if I'm going to survive tonight.

But then my inner devil perks up. Drinks are on the house, so that wager we made earlier is a moot point now.  What about a different bet? The angel that's supposed to be on my shoulder is silent, useless bastard went Awol. The gears in my head are turning, what would we gamble?

Truth or dare could be fun; start off innocent and get more risque as the night progresses. We could make it a drinking game, but I'd feel bad taking advantage of Zed's kind, 'on the house' offer. Maybe a twenty questions thing, for every ball you sink you get to ask the other person a question? If we were alone I'd go with strip pool. Hmmm... The more I think about truth or dare the more I like it.

I pull back a bit to get your attention and prepare to study your reaction. "So, I guess I won't really be able to pick up the tab after I lose. But I was thinking maybe we could play a different game? How do you feel about truth or dare?" My expression turns hopeful, enticing, and I get more and more enthusiastic. "Whoever sinks a ball gets to challenge the other person?" ⚡

Your groan takes me by surprise. I'd been so dead set on letting you take the lead that I hadn't even considered you would react in such a way. Fuck, that was sexy. Too sexy for your own good, or rather, mine. It takes all of my power not to start kissing on your pretty neck right then and there. If I focus really hard I can almost hear the blood pumping through your arteries, just begging to be tasted.

I have a theory about what you'd taste like. Fresh grapefruit sprinkled with sugar. One thing about my quirk, that I haven't really told anyone about since it was never relevant, is that everyone's blood tastes different. It's still blood, but there are hints of other things, pleasant things.

If I don't get to at least kiss you soon, I think I might go mad.

I'm disappointed but relieved when you pull away, it's better for you that I cool my head down a bit. That moan... god, it was almost too much. I blink up at you, tilting my head slightly to the side while you make your suggestion.

"Oh, that's a good point. It sounds like a lot of fun, actually! I'll have you know, though, I can be quite the daredevil," I giggle and wink at you, then pull away completely just in time for a cute, bubbly waitress to peak her little head in the curtains.

"Hiya! I'm new here, but Zed told me to come wait on you! Can I get you anything started? Some drinks or snacks?" she says cheerily. Her eyes lingering on you for a moment too long. "Today we have half-off of our signature Between the Sheets cocktail with brandy, or if you'd rather we also just got a shipment of fresh Irish Cream if a Buttery Nipple is more to your taste."

There's a mischievous look in her eye when she says the cocktail names, her gaze never really leaving you. I'm immediately uncomfortable by it. She's younger, and very pretty with long, pale blonde hair and bright pink eyes. Her quirk must be animal-related, because atop her head sits two cat ears with little tufts of fur on the ends.

I try to push the jealousy to the back of my mind, but, well, it's hard. I've spent so long feeling like I'll never be good enough for you, and now there's this cute, hot, suggestively blonde catgirl waitress spewing filthy cocktail names right at you. As if to entice you.

I turn away from the both of you, moving to pluck my favorite cue from the wall. Over my shoulder I tell you, "I'll have whatever you're having." I don't want to see your face, the way you may or may not be returning those googly eyes at her.

I hate this feeling, I realize. It's not like me to be jealous, but ... this is you, after all. And I'm not stupid, I know you're not only handsome but insanely pretty, too. Of course people are going to be all over you, I shouldn't be so surprised.

While I try to ignore what's going on between the two of you, I make my way around to set the table. I figure the standard game of 8-ball will suffice since it's easy, so I set up the order just so. I chalk the tip of the cue with blue, and lean it against the table once it's racked.

I slip a hair tie off of my wrist, then, and pull my long, curly, black hair into a high pony-tail. Even when back like this, the length still reaches past my shoulder blades, and my bangs frame my face. Still doing my best to ignore whatever it is you've got going on with the waitress, I lean down, getting ready to break. I don't realize just how well this angle makes my tits almost pop out of my top, I'm too focused on the task at hand.

With a swift strike, I send the cue ball hurtling into the mass for a clean break and a lovely spread. Unfortunately for me, though, I don't sink any balls. With a soft swear, I straighten out, and finally return my attention to you.

#sparks <3 #bro the way- #the way i- #the- #he- #fhasdfk;j #combusting rn brb

[dreamonminecraft]

people who have heard tubbo's song (i refuse to listen to the leak) how good is the run?

#you all know what I'm talking about #the- #''and i can't sing the next note but i brought a bro-o-o-o-o-o'' #and it's a perfect run and it's got minor notes in it and it's wonderful #I'm gonna listen to that song a million times and I'm going to perfect the run and I'm going to post a cover of it #hold me to that #tubbo