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ggukkieisintominnie · 2 days

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THE OBSSESSION WITH HETEROSEXUALITY WHEN IT COMES TO DEBUNKING JIKOOK IS IGNORANT AND SIMPLY HOMOPHOBIC...

Throughout the years Jikook's bond has been a victim of fan service accusations, claims of being a one-sided infatuation, dubbed as only brotherly affection, antis, tkkrs etc. However none of those icks me more than forcing heterosexuality on the boys.

I never take my time to go on and research about who antis cling onto that Jimin or Jungkook are dating... like that shit ain't important to me but today I surprisingly did. And gurl did I have a good laugh, I'm talking chest paining and crying out after type of laugh.

Song Daeun, some 32 year old, not even a D-list actress is some how rumored to be dating Park Jimin since like 2022 because some cryptic netizen posted a thread of "proofs".

So antis and army's rather believe in idiotic coincidences than 10 years of pure jikook magic all because it HETEROSEXUAL... like the f**k.

And the icing on the cake is that Song did come out to deny the rumors and beg for it to stop because the doxxing just got too much. Yet some antis still cling onto this because they just can't accept the fact that not everyone is HETEROSEXUAL.

A heterosexual media take on Jungkook or jimin will forever gets more interaction (views, conversations, likes) than any media of them together even tkk doesn't do numbers that heterosexual rumors obtain. An example will be this Song lady -she's basically only relevant becuase of the rumor.

I can bet most antis don't know shit about her but they will cling onto her for dear life because she represents and gives them the Park Jimin they gravely crave... a HETEROSEXUAL one.

That grainy ass video of Jungkook was so easily accepted with no doubt by majority because it contained a woman. No one would've gave a shit if all this mentioned scenarios co-starred another man.

If Letter featured a female idol no one would've clinged on the "it a fandom song" thing. If GCF Tokyo was edited for a female no one would've clinged onto the "their brotherly bond is everything" thing. And yes I can go on but to put it simply... if everything Jikook have shared to the world was some how between a female and male no one would've debunked them.

And the simple explanation to this is HOMOPHOBIA.

A few of us see Jikook for what they really are, a few of us pick up the clues and cherish it for whatever it means, knowing that one thing for certain is that they mean too much to each other. Unfortunately many will rather pick up the nonexistent clues of heterosexuality to cling onto their beliefs because they would not stomach an idea of a gay couple.

Holding onto the SHE pronouns in the music lyrics isn't gonna stop Jikook from Jikooking like it didn't work as they still enlisted together. Therefore I believe it time antis change their heterosexual glance at the world and wake up to smell the homosexual realness called Jikook.

STAY PRESSED. 😉

#jikook #kookmin #bts jimin #bts jungkook #the heterosexual agenda is soooo boring and tired #grow a pair or shut up #homophobia isn't sexy #minkook #i miss jikook but they don't get to miss each other for 18 months

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starfruitsomething · 1 month

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I don't care if they never kissed- Johnlock could not be more canon.

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vriska · 10 months

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GOD okay listen I'm still not over Ochako's quirk being awakened by Toga the same way Toga's was awakened by Ochako and Ochako literally offering her blood to Toga for the rest of her life, telling her that her smile is beautiful which is the one thing her parents always demonized her over and here is Ochako who loves to see people smile telling Himiko 'you're beautiful' like this is literally so gay it hurts i dont care what anyone else says, Toga and Ochako are in love with each other

#vree chatter #togachako #THERE IS NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION FOR THIS BEHAVIOR #come on hori you're so close u wanna make them canon so bad

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dollopheadsandclotpoles · 1 year

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Why are they like this

#bbc merlin #merlinedit #mine #bbcmerlinedit #merlin #merthur #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merlin x arthur #arthur x merlin #bradley james #colin morgan #At least the merlin one had SOME explanation #WTF WAS THE POINT OF THE ARTHUR ONE #just to stop Merlin from telling Balinor he was his son???#surely there's a more heterosexual way the writers could have come up with #to stop Merlin from revealing that piece of info? HELLO?!?!#anyway given how many non-merlin people were shocked by the last gifset #thought i'd treat them to some more of bbc merlin's special brand of supposed heterosexuality

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ingravinoveritas · 5 months

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Did you see the bts vid where David said that Ncuti looks good in his pants??? (british definition) followed by "It's a good place to be" which felt like it had double meaning. I think you may have to start rethinking your "low key bisexual" tag. XD

If you haven't seen this vid, raining-stars-somewhere-else posted it on their blog.

Also, bonus - Ncuti's face when David said that. It was like "Oh damn you're really saying that".

Ha. Oh, boy. Well, I hadn't seen it until I got your Ask, but...damn. For anyone who hasn't seen it, the video can be watched here, and here is a gif of the moment in question, and, erm...wow, David...

I was honestly beginning to wonder if anyone even noticed that Ncuti was in his pants (underwear) the whole time, since it was never pointed out in the show, and, well...we can safely say that David definitely noticed. Jesus.

I mean, I'm not going to even argue about how this could be interpreted heterosexually, because no 100% straight man is going to say another man looks good in his underwear, and then follow it with "It's a good place to be." Just...bless David for not even bothering to hide it anymore, and the fact that he also said it while wearing his Crowley-esque sunglasses speaks volumes, in my opinion. ("Give a man a mask and he will tell you the truth," etc. etc.)

But you're right, I probably do need to rethink my #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi tag, because our lovely David is certainly giving Michael a run for his money at this point. And thinking about David's video diary from last week and him joking about Michael being cast as 15, well...if this had been Michael, I don't think any of us would have survived. Hopefully we'll get to see them together again soon, though, along with David's newfound highkey bi-ness...

#mage8 #reply post #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #ncuti gatwa #doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary #behind the scenes #oh david #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #and i love that Ncuti just rolls with it #i think he has slowly come to terms with his identity #not all at once but cumulatively over the last few years #saying a lot by saying very little #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #can we say 'midkey bi'? does that work?#to be determined #discourse #gif by me

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deathtodickens · 11 months

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bering and wells was canon. i am not sure where or when the mood diverted into "it should be" but it is. and yes, conversation about how representation is presented has surpassed the show's creative existence by nearly a decade but there are ANSWERS to all of these questions and a lot of old heads in this fandom worked hard (and had a lot of fun trying) to get those answers. if the very people who played those characters intentionally played them as in love before the influence of fandom and, repeatedly (to this day), affirm that they were and are in love, the canon lives on.

i'm (not) sorry jack kenny is so wounded by the fact he didn't think up the most popular thing about a show that he decided to destroy the entirety of by throwing into a heteronormative chum bucket - but that doesn't negate the fact that MYKA and HELENA are IN LOVE and in love ON SCREEN, and the whole writing, filming, editing, and effects teams were all in on it.

#like please explain how every scene they're in together is set up and scripted the way they are #frame by frame explain this to me #please i am begging y'all #what is the reason #other than bisexual shenanigans #see #you don't know either #canon #bering and wells #there is no heterosexual explanation for any of this #it's called subtext my friends #i know y'all hate it but it is a powerful storyteller when the PTB refuse to let your story be told #and the funny part is that they never see it coming

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firstkanaphans · 8 months

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Sailom in his governess era

#grandma’s gaydar has to be going crazy #like imagine your grandson comes to you and says his tutor is the wind to his windmill #no heterosexual explanation #dangerous romance

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pwurrz · 1 year

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when you’re so gay you abandon your duties as the guardian of the seas to build a tower to spend all day staring at your crush hoping she notices you, only for her to finally notice your pining and whisk you away in such a spectacular fashion that the story of your love turns into a literal fairy tale

#wow sea fairy how come you get to join your wife AND get a legendary costume out of it???#anyways there’s no heterosexual explanation for this #these cookies gay good for them #no but that’s literally sea fairy’s special furniture animation #her standing at the top of her tower and receiving a drop of moonlight only to show her sword in return #glad it has an explicitly gay backstory now!!!#cookie run kingdom #sea fairy cookie #moonlight cookie #seamoon

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theinfinitedivides · 5 months

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saying 'i've been wanting to meet you' to the young actress who gave him his alibi but his eyes are glued to the upper level where daddy cop is trailing him from the balcony. boy if you don't get your gay ass off my screen—

#tv: vigilante #vigilante #vigilante kdrama #nam joo hyuk #yoo ji tae #kim so jin #lee joon hyuk #kdrama #local gay watches Vigilante.txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #we know full f*cking well it wasn't her you were speaking to. full f*cking well i clocked you from a mile and a half #also not Heon asking if he can speak in banmal to Ji Yong once they do meet but like. in a very literal sense. not whatever tf it was #we got in the last ep where no heterosexual explanation could be given the growth!!!!!!!!!#and Ji Yong is instantly a little sh*t about it. he's like 'sure' and then proceeds to let nearly everything that comes out of his mouth #be a lie and he knows this and Heon knows this and hnnnnngh. God is ensuring i have been fed

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eremin0109 · 1 year

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Mrityunjay: Durykarna (2)

“Karna, you win Yagyaseni/Draupadi in the wager (here; the swayamvar)! If she rejects you, then I’ll see what is to be done. Win this wager, not for yourself but for me.”

“I will do anything for you. Grandsire Bhishma won the princesses of Kashi and offered them to your grandfather Vichitravirya--in the same way I shall offer Yagyaseni to you!”

Karna paused for a bit before continuing, “I will offer the lotus of Yagyaseni (here; she is referred to as the lotus flower) at your feet, but on one condition--”

“What condition? Pray tell! I’ll accept it regardless.”

��I will participate in this wager at the very end. Moreover, after winning you ought to fulfill a wish of mine.”

“What is it that you wish for, tell me!”

“The town that I was born and brought up in...Champanagari is fortunately in the kingdom of Anga. So, I wish for you to declare my hometown as a royal city! The renovations for the city shall be announced in Kampilya itself.”

“Karna, you really are something else (literal trans. ‘You are blessed’)! Even if you had asked for the entire Kuru empire in exchange of Yagyaseni, I would’ve given it to you. But you simply asked for the rehabilitation of the place you were born in. I swear Karna, you are the divine symbol of true, selfless love!”

I drew him in a close embrace, hugging him tightly. He was overwhelmed. He took my hand in his and patted it gently, affection evident in his action.

For the love of--! I just couldn’t figure out who Karna actually was.

I glanced around the entire pavilion. All the known-unknown kings of Aryavarta were present there. The fragrance of Draupadi has maddened everyone then! Magadh’s emperor Jarasandha, Shalya--the ruler of Madra, the king of Sindhu Jayadratha, Chedi raj Shishupal. It was an assembly of many mighty heroes!

But I don’t know why none of these warriors felt as brilliant and attractive to me as Karna! To tell him as much I leaned to my right side to whisper in his ear (the literal trans. is ‘I brought my mouth near his earlobe’ DEAR LORD), but he was distracted. He was just staring at Shri Krishna without so much as blinking once! I tried to grab his attention with our usual tactic, by lightly hitting his elbow! He was startled as he turned to look at me. My lips parted to tell him about his beauty but was interrupted as the Panchal crown prince Dhrishtadyumna walked in with his sister...Yagyaseni.

@rorapostsbl

#Duryodhan...baby #this bitch has no chill send help #like jesus you're in Draupadi's fucking swayamvar STOP FLIRTING #i'm sure you've already told Karna how pretty he is a gazillion times over #tis is not the time OR the place plej #plus not Dury being subtly jealous that Karna's is distracted by Krishna of all people Lmao #fellas is it gay to think that your bestfriend/bodyguard/second-in-command is the most beautiful man in the entirety of fucking Aryavarta???#likewise is it gay to be 'overwhelmed' when your bestfriend/benefactor/the person you'd do ANYTHING for hugs you tightly?#you be the judge Lmao #anyway #no heterosexual explanation for literally anything that comes out of Dury's mouth about Karna #mrityunjay #marathi novel #karna #duryodhana #karna x duryodhan #durykarna #mahabharat #mahabharata

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audhd-nightwing · 1 year

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all i’m saying is… jersey just does things to people. like make them bisexual.

#misha collins #spnnj23 #spn #supernatural #bishagate #spnnj #njcon23 #spn con #i can’t believe i missed this #but also like #yeah that completely tracks #i’m sorry but #why would someone come out and then immediately take it back #like i don’t get it!!#there is no heterosexual explanation for that #but anyway #i am from jersey i can confirm #new jersey is just Like That

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vivi-scera · 5 months

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What do you think gay men are attracted to in men that they can’t be attracted to in women?

It can’t be anything about femininity or masculinity obviously. That’s both sexist, and cultural so can’t be what drives men-only attraction.

It can’t be anything about stated identity because someone could lie just as easily as they could tell the truth in such a statement, and it makes no sense because homosexuality and heterosexuality exists in other species with no stated identities. It’s not like other animals without gender are all pan.

Saying idk it’s the vibes or some indescribable trait men have that women can’t but “I can’t explain” is a nonanswer.

Soooooooo what is it? Or do you think any sexuality but bi/pan is just cultural performance or an identity rather than an inborn orientation?

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girl what? are you asking me, holder of a mere bachelor's degree in biology, to solve one of the biggest psychosocial debates in human evolutionary history?

#uhh idk dude different prosocial behavioral benefits there are people with ph.d degrees on this shit #and who says you can't be attracted to someone in a sexist way? i do it everyday #i thought about answering this in earnest but you can't possibly be asking in earnest. such is the fate of a modern philosopher #i'm less nice than gio apparently u sent this to a bunch of people in my mutual circle for some reason?? are we all just supreme fags to u #“homosexuality and heterosexuality exists in other species with no stated identities” what are u talking about my cat has she/they pronouns #she told me so herself #thank you anon for making me and my friends laugh for 10 minutes straight #hey maybe if you come back with an explanation i'll answer for realsies #vivi.asks

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navnae · 2 years

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I just seen a video on Twitter and it was the scene where Eddie slammed Steve against the wall. Did y’all notice that Steve said “Jesus fuck” after Eddie let him go?

Ummmmmm I need mr. Harrington to explain what was going on there 🤨

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clowndensation · 5 months

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really excellent gender on uraume's part btw. a masterful application of the craft.

#saw a post on here that was like 'there's no heterosexual explanation for these two'#and was like. you'll never believe this but people HAVE come up with a heterosexual explanation for them. actually.#although in my heart they are amab nonbinary <3 #which is NOT a popular thought out in this brave new world salkdfjsaldkfj </3 #jkaisen

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thefreshprinceofjunes · 1 year

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‘sora and kairi sharing paopu fruit in kh3 means theyre an official couple’

#kingdom hearts #kh meta #ali's kh meta #and this is coming from someone who firmly believes theres no heterosexual explanation for the paopu fruit keychain #on the combined keyblade #yes i know the side ep technically isnt canon #im just sayin #gif

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dormarunt · 2 years

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what is the moment they almost kiss? don't remember it.

I'll have to preface this with, it was barely a flash of a second, and the whole episode up until that point had been a fever dream. I was watching it right as it came out, streaming with a couple of friends and (!!!) with @the--sound--of--rain right beside me on my couch, and we were clutching at each other through the flashback scenes - like that whole casual slipping under the covers to a Martin who's completely unfazed by it. And then there was the emotional pump scene, with the rising music and the palpable elation, and when they touched foreheads in slow-motion my brain totally read it as Martin maybe moving closer until he realized what Andres was going for. That's the exact scenario I had in mind with my "post-heist high", when they feel like infallible geniuses, and they're so drunk with it that they eventually kiss.

So anyway, that interpretation is the product of a brain actively on episode 7, living the hell out of the moment with the amazing @the--sound--of--rain to share in the experience.

Anyway I made this gif, with my no knowledge and skill of making gifs.

#asks #in which I go through that same thing you do when you `crack` an optical illusion #and you can't ever see it the way you initially did #but GOD that whole episode #what.#like i'm supposed to believe there's a heterosexual explanation for this #Berlermo #if there's no Berlermo in the spinoff then this whole episode was kinda um. fanservice-y indeed #no me gusta #but - come on. they know how popular Berlermo is

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