#THEY ARE FUCKING. JELLY BEANS

[frnkiebby]

Time to find out if these jelly beans are poisoned. Ghoulie wouldn’t put it past BL/ind HQ.~🎃

#they’re my jelly beans #bc i’m a nice coworker #and i have a thing for sugar #they’re welches and they’re fucking delicious #Ghoulies Adventures at BL/ind HQ #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #mcr5 #my chemical romance #Fun Ghoul #fabulous killjoys #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #danger days

[7-andahalf-rats]

slug ted call that bitch sled

#i doodled these in class and i forgot what he looked like </3 #im not looking up a reference though i like my fucked up jelly bean jelly ted #this post is so stupid why do i always have to like classics and be weird about them. #im having unpleasant flashbacks to my lotf fixation #wait is ihnmaims a classic?? my mom (whos a literature enthusiast) says it is but I've never heard it called that elsewhere #God whatever ok it doesn't matter. jelly ted my beloved #i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims #ihnmaims ted #FARTTTT I JUST REMEMBERED HES GOT NO EYEBALLS... FAAAARRTTT!!!!

[tyresdeg]

no one’s doing it like him

#45 seconds straight about fucking jelly beans #alexander rossi

[paranoidgemsbok]

#give me jelly beans you fuck head

[spoofthespoofer]

I'm getting braces tomorrow :( Not excited for that

#Especially with my fucked up jaw #Im gonna be stuck with them until Im AT LEAST 19 #Maybe 20 #:( #No more jelly beans 😔

[bagsbyler]

GUYS ☹️☹️☹️☹️🩷💕💖💘💞💝

#literally sobbing as i was making this #i fear my will byers cuteness aggression will Never go away #as embarrassing as that may be #i mean can you blame me honestly #how can you look at will and not go absolutely fucking feral #hes so #POCKET SIZED #would put him in a microwave and watch him spin around #yk that shrinking thing vector has in despicable me #i’d use that to shrink will so i can put him in my pocket and take him anywhere #just a pookie dookie #my lil jelly bean if you will #i sound so insane rn oh my gof #hope this isn’t too weird dhehdhw #WHAT AM I YAPPING ABOUT #will byers #byler #< target audience #im still sobbing

[thelastspeecher]

uhhhhhh so I'm having a rather rough time of it, trying to handle my horrible elimination diet, and then on top of it I've been having some really bad anxiety the last couple days

so some cute/fun asks would be greatly appreciated~

#anything really would be nice but I would esp enjoy some Pollution Powers AU asks #some soft Stangie would be nice.... #I wound up staying up too late last night and was fucking EXHAUSTED today oof #which isn't great for my mood #but uhhhhhh yeah uh the elimination diet is kicking my ass and I'm not even halfway done #I legit cried today bc Easter is Sunday and I can't have Peeps or jelly beans #fruity candy in general I can't have #which fucking SUCKS bc fruity candy is my favorite :'( #tbd

[macaroones]

Hogwarts legacy has no beans so it’s a -1000/10 for me 😡

#hogwarts legacy #THE BEANSSSSS #FUCKING JELLY BEANSSSS #where’s the rando character that you trade beans for magic stuff like the og games?

[idiotwithbackpain]

I sorted my jelly bellys into colour order in search of differentiating the cinnamon flavour from the red ones. the dark red is raspberry, you can tell the difference by putting the cinnamon ones next to the raspberry.

the opaque red is red apple (my personal favourite), i use to mix these and the cinnamon up all the time but i found if you shun a light beneath them you could tell. The cinnamon would be see through and the red apple opaque.

then there were times i'd mix the sizzling cinnamon with raspberry that would suck, the hope of tasting mouth watering heaven to then be hit with a vile taste from the pits of hell was the worse.

(the two separated white are coconut on the left and french vanilla on the right)

#rambles #FUCK CINNAMON #that pile of jelly beans are my least favourite flavours

[pnrp1echa1k]

I am going to post more yaoi content whether or not my only writing ability is to express story through art like a storybook, Im gonna start rlly simple so sorry if it’s weird sounding it’s like 1 am LMAO

Me and my partner make SO many aus with Cyrus and John but this is the MOST developed.

Praise the Sun, which is just a swap au basically. John becomes the leader of Team Galactic and Cyrus becomes a priest.

I imagine they were probably roommates in college, since priests need at least a bachelor’s degree in order to become an actual priest. Sinnoh being. well. Literally the home of pokemon god so.

Cyrus finds faith in Arceus and John decides to not be a priest.

They split. Cyrus going to Unova probably, John staying in Sinnoh.

Molly is also here! I guess only for a plot device tho. She and John get married and later divorced. (Like in canon LMAO)

Really funny to me, the divorce is what made John spiral into forming Team Galactic. Calling up Lisa to join him, to which she is named “Earth”.

He names himself “AMARIS” (sun and moon parallels….explosio) Amaris now stating that the man “John Ward” is dead.

There is multiple endings to this au. All of which include Cyrus coming back to Sinnoh to find John after the events of FAITH. Only to find him in the Distortion World. (I would imagine that adventure would look like that secret fan game in the FAITH files. Actually! I made art for the high score screen of it for PtS! It’s old idk if I should post it lol)

This au also connects to my pokefaith au I’ve posted a few times. But not really, I do think Gary is still here.

They are very silly to me but also a little bit toxic yaoi. Poor things.

#this is like. the basics of the au #my partner could write this out WAY better but unfortunately I am autistic tonite #also whenever I post amaris art I swear to god half of y’all r gonna say that y’all can fix him #CUZ MY PARTNER DOES THAT LMAO #amaris is like John but more fucked up and evil #god I. need to. design amaris’ team it’s so cool #also I think Gary is a bit jelly…bit jelly bean jealous…. #I will give you some one sided garyjohn content in this au yes #as a treat #anyways thank you for reading my rambling Yaoi community #goodnight all my yaoi fans #Praise the Sun au #innerdemonsshipping #pokemon #pkmn #faith the unholy trinity #faith game #faith airdorf #galactic boss cyrus #john ward #crackship #swap au #au rambles #au #ramble #writing

[wizard-dracula]

Asked the guy im seeing if he wanted to take a quick lunch break together (we’re studying in the library) and he said no because he was too full of jelly beans???

#I am unironically sad about this #I want to go and walk to Tesco together and maybe hold hands and talk #what the fuck do you mean you’ve eaten too many jelly beans #bumbleposting

[themaglightarchivist]

@wearewatcher Can't believe Puppet History is now canon in the MCU

#The implications... #maybe the professor will defeat kang #Hello all and welcome back to another chapter in the heavy heavy book we call what the fuck #seriously I bet kang would crumble for a single jelly bean #watcher #ryan bergara #beef boy #shane madej #buzzfeed unsolved #steven lim #watcher entertainment

[weirdandnerdyinlasvegas]

First there was the questionable pink pocket rocket.

Then there was the eggplant balloon

I trusted you, Bill Nye. I trusted that your videos would be safe and educational. Not a minefield of dick references that all my middle school students noticed. (Yes, he's vigorously rubbing the eggplant balloon)

#teacher problems #teacher #middle school teacher #special education teacher #are you fucking kidding me #Special shout out to the kid who yelled that's an eggplant! #We know bro we know #I also appreciate that they didn't argue with me when I weakly suggested it was a jelly bean. #Never a dull day #Weird teachers build character

[cavehags]

someone at a happy hour used the icebreaker question "what's the dumbest thing you've been wrong about?" and my only thought was when search party season 4 ended and i said that was a good series finale

#god. fucking DUMB #i mean it's not her fault (2021 me). she just hadn't had her dose of enlightenment jelly beans yet

[danime25]

Me after the semi-finale of Puppet History:

The Professor:

#puppet history spoilers #puppet history #the professor #I love my blue jelly bean boi so much #spoilers #ph spoilers #so who's ready for the season finale? : ) #I'm a little worried about beef boi honestly #does mari know #c dogs #fuck apartheid clyde btw #fuck the muskmelon

[thekingofchungus]

also can i just say how funny it is when news outlets talk about halloween candy like its going to fuck and then kill their family

“this entire bag of strawberry jelly has enough sugar to incapacitate your infant!!!!!” DON’T GIVE YOUR INFANT THE ENTIRE FUCKING BAG THEN ?

#chatbox #do you hand your child an entire bag of jelly beans?? no?? because theyre gonna go feral and then feel deathly ill?? #you're supposed to have a bit at a time come on #oh dailyrecord.co.uk you are so fucking. so fucking stupid <3 #now; the weird food colouring and the fact the back of the bag says ''this could cause behavioural problems in children'' is #VERY off putting like i'm no children but i want to give it a try just to find out wtf thats about. bc thats so ominous #BUT LIKE the weird food colouring is fine !! but like why are you acting like the intent's to consume the entire package huh??????? #also some of these halloween sweets look tasty. i love murder motel #i want to try those finger lollipops. they have so much stupid food coloring and look so bright green. delicious radiation <3 #nom talk #hallohoarding chronicles