The poll ended up being much closer than I thought! Winning by a meagre 50.9-49.1 is the bunny suits! Rent them for a party and hopefully you will get what you paid for >.<
Red Hook watching this emoji plague their discord server for the rest of their lives (I won first place and they will regret giving the world breakdancing Dismas)
Helen's suitors: I don't understand why the princess chose Menelaus over us! We are obviously better choices than that kingdom-less prince!
Agamemnon: *walks by* You think your ten minutes of flexing can compete with Menelaus' ten years of being Helen's gal pal? Delusional.
Eira places second in the Into the Woods poll and becomes the first member to join the party.
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TAYUIN: Witcher.
EIRA: Hm?
TAYUIN: A word?
EIRA: So you’re going to try and break the curse. Why ask me?
TAYUIN: I don’t know the first thing about hunting witches. And I won’t say I’m in the best position to deal with one once I do. I can’t do this alone. But I will, if I have to.
EIRA: I don’t expect bravery from faeries. I do expect deceit.
TAYUIN: I don’t gain anything from this. And likely neither do you. So, if it’s coin you want I can—
EIRA: Not necessary.
TAYUIN: You’ll help… for free?
EIRA: Consider it a favor. Not to you, but him. He’s certainly not the worst elf I’ve ever met. Suppose I’d feel robbed if he died before I had the chance to tell him not to do something stupid… He’d only do the same for me.
TAYUIN: I guess there’s a lot he’d do for us.
EIRA: You have to wonder what makes someone that way. In any case, I don’t know if I can bear to live in a world where acts of sacrifice don’t pay off. So, I’ll go. Though, witches are far from my favorite sort of monster.
TAYUIN: Well, between the two of us, I expect we’ve met our fair share.
EIRA: Then, you have some plan about how we’ll get there?
TAYUIN: A plan, yes. Only, we’ll still need a bit more help.
kevin day really is the people’s princess and isn’t that so beautiful
HE REALLY IS do you remember when anya taylor joy went viral for saying she doesn't cook nor drive herself to places and someone quoted it calling her the people's princess. thats literally kevin to me i think this person is truly telling interviewers that he ubers himself everywhere and only orders takeout. the literal princess from princess and the pea
Happy Holidays! I wanted to do some sort of event for this time of year, so a new little present will be dropping daily for the weeks leading up to New Year’s Day <3***
This event is all about dads! First time dads who dont know what the hell they're doing, experienced dads who have clearly seen some shit, men who want nothing more than to become a dad, etc. I wanna try to touch on all the different facets of fatherhood with plenty of fluff and some good old fashioned spice thrown in for good measure <3