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#THEY WOULD THOUGH
m3gahet · 5 months
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Skwisgaar and Pickles reenacting that scene in the rain from The Notebook where he says “It wasn’t over. It still isn’t over!” (They probably got into some sort of really terrible fight and each of them thought the other was completely done)
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They’re so f🎸cking dramatic!!!
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waterphoenix21 · 2 years
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Nya: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Jay, Lloyd and Zane: Okay.
Nya: If you don't want to die, give me all your money!
Jay: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Lloyd: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Zane: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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thund3randrain · 5 months
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Ango: *driving* Dazai's being really quiet today
Oda: Yeah he is *looks in the back of the car* HE ISN'T THERE
Ango: WHAT?
Oda: WE FORGOT DAZAI
Ango: SHIT
Meanwhile Dazai: *on his 34th drink in the Lupin Bar* Those dumb fuckers >:D
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bonefall · 1 year
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if shadowclan figured out a way to consume capsaicin without being in awful pain/dying would they make buffalo wings
Cats can't taste spice!
Which is just as well because it's ENGLAND, where the spiciest thing available is dried juniper.
THEY DONT EVEN HAVE PEPPER HELP ME
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swiftispunk · 4 days
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ur onto something here bestie 👀 ~~~~~
Different non, but they should totally pick up a stranger at a hotel bar and get absolutely filthy in their suite 👀
OH!
not currently in the outline babe but i like how you think
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Beryl [PC]: "Cal and Rose are having violent altercations with a bunk bed."
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Paul: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Paul: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak French. It growled during French class.
Ringo: Bonjour.
George: Le growl.
John: Hon, hon, hon, feed me a baguette.
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rogueddie · 2 years
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Pre s4 he finally gets a hot date and brings her home and ends up spending the entire night trying to convince her that he’s not a cheater when she sees robin’s stuff all over his room dkfkfkkdks
even more horrifying, she finally believes him but when she goes to family video the next day to apologize for overreacting she walks in on Robin on the counter, Steve leaning on the counter between her legs, try to help her untangle something that got caught in her hair
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cat-boy-sully · 2 years
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Liu: Jack and I are having a baby.
Nina: That's gre-
Liu, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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jortsbian · 4 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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sylvies-kablooie · 2 months
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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introvert-time-art · 8 months
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"being trans is a choice" do you honestly think i would CHOOSE to get gender euphoria from wearing knee-length basketball shorts?? that's humiliating
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paodocinh · 2 months
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Raiden Shogun and Qrow Branwen would be friends.
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moctor · 4 months
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What was the genesis of Smug Jug?
I've had this bastard saved on my computer for years now, and around may last year he asked to be promoted from a .jpg to an .fbx You can't exactly say no to that face :^)
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lazylittledragon · 3 months
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the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws
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hyacinthsdiamonds · 11 months
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Production houses: but if the writers stay on strike we can't guarantee the future safety of your favorite shows 🥺🥺😭😭
Viewers who 1, have already lost their favorite shows because they were cancelled in spite of good ratings and good reviews or 2, have stopped watching new content entirely until the entire series has aired and concluded as a result of so many good shows getting cancelled on cliffhangers and thus leaving said viewers unable to gain closure with those characters and with a hollow viewing experience, so they've begun a, watching older shows they know came to a planned conclusion or b, revisiting their old favorites and enjoying the nostalgia or c, reading new books or fanfic instead: YOU ALREADY CAN'T GUARANTEE THE FUTURE OF OUR SHOWS SO GET FUCKING WRECKED AND PAY WRITERS WHAT THEY DESERVE!
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