#THIS IS A JOKE

[notcrazylimitededition]

@theshitpostcalligrapher today I start my journey towards taking your throne

#this is a joke #I'm a fan #thank you for telling me what pen set you use

[the-songs-we-knew]

So it’s gonna play out like this, right?

#x men #x men 97 #professor charles xavier #professor x #remy lebeau #gambit #anna marie lebeau #rogue #magneto #erik lehnsherr #wolverine #cyclops #scott summers #jean grey #madelyne pryor #ororo munroe #ororo of the storm #jubilation lee #x men morph #x men beast #x men spoilers #spoilers #marvel #nightcrawler #kurt wagner #this is a joke #for legal purposes #cable xmen

[christhopersturniolo]

me trying to control my wild thoughts about the triplets

#sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #matt sturniolo smut #sturniolo smut #christopher sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #fanfic #sturniolo fanfic #meme #sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #viral video #youtube #tara yummy #jake webber #sturniolo triplets x reader #sturniolo edit #video #matt sturniolo imagines #the sturniolos #christhopersturniolo #chris sturniolo fluff #this is a joke

[sunshinediaz]

it's actually maddie's fault chim's gone missing because she knows better than to leave him in the hands of buck and eddie like come on girl you're smarter than that

#this is a joke #amanda talks

[payjayy]

he does not shut up, shadow the hedgehog doesn't even hate minorities. I think.

#payjayy #object show community #osc #inanimate insanity #art #fanart #ii #ii fanart #ii oj #oj inanimate insanity #orange juice ii #paper ii #paper inanimate insanity #doodle #satire #this is a joke #please #payjay #payjay ii

[that-bitch-kat3]

bitches be like: omg this song is soooo james potter coded

the song:

#this is a JOKE #don’t freak out #marauders #marauders era #james potter #the marauders #harry potter #the marauders era #mwpp era #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #dead gay wizards #young marauders #nepo baby #nepotism #dead gay wizards from the 70s #atyd #mwpp #atyd fandom #hp marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #hp marauders era #james fleamont potter #jfp #james potter is a nepo baby #the marauders fandom #harry potter marauders era #harry potter marauders #marauders fandom #maraudersera

[vidicus3]

#polls #homestuck #this is a joke

[b4sorex1a]

Hey guys! Cheer up! At least we’re not Man United! ❤️

#fc barcelona #this is a joke

[screamingiminlovewithyou]

Open the schools

#this is a JOKE

[localwhoore]

can you write a fic where the logan sergeant defenders are all drivers and noelle gets into a fist fight with logan?

DRIVERS ????

WARNING QND DISCLAIMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

consented racism and unconsented ageism against noelle obviously under the cut

and also my opinions dont cancel me over this stupid shit tjanks 😁😁

red bull

goatifi

-> 2x wdc, clutched up AD21 and took the checkered flag 10 times (scoring an extra 250 points) and won the championship instead of max or lewis and caused outrage. also scored a redbull seat

max verstappen

-> DUDUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN DUDUDUDU MAAX VERSTAPPEN no seriously he won the championship by lap 1 😞

ferrari

fernando alonso

-> future 3x wdc, promising 43 yrold rookie future of f1 who is unfortunately unable to escape the torturous clutches of ferrari (finally wins a wdc for them too)

charles leclerc

-> is chained up and shackled at the bottom of ferrari HQ and fed cold soup and stale bread twice a week and cannot be released unless its race weekend. (inspired by the james vowles c.ai bot i got bored and talked to who had alex albon, who he called alaobono, in a cage for biting williams guests. also he crawled on all fours and threw chairs and printers)

mercedes

liyah amelia grace habibi afzal @foreveralbon

-> when f1 eventually brought sepang back onto the calendar, liyah was fighting for P1 a few laps in when her engineer mentioned sightseeing at KL’s twins towers (the petronas towers). this was a mistake as upon hearing those words, liyah was immediately inhabited by the spirit and earthly energies of her late uncle: muhammad hazam “ارهابي” omar afzal, who passed down his loving lifelong legacy to her via muscle memory and pure instinct aka going back to her roots. anyways, she flung her car towards a corner with banking and projectile launched herself at 346km/h over 60km distance between her and her goal over the span of a shocking 10 minutes and 24 seconds!!! liyah escaped the incident with little injury, but the same cannot be said for those inside the towers (towers as in plural because george russell flew past her into the 2nd tower shortly after). media had an absolute fucking field day

george russell

-> misses half his races to film ads for tommy hilfiger and marriot bonvoy. toto gets pissed and kicks him out of their sleepover party which makes george severely depressed but its ok cz he gets married to carmen in his fav hotel marriot w a british royalty themed wedding (hes dressed as princess diana)

mclaren

lando norris

-> 4x wdc, paid goatifi to take out max and asked oscar to pull a kmag in saudi and decimated a 1-2 at silver stone hip hip hooray also he got fucked into the monaco hairpin barriers and was injured permanently unable to grow a pedostache

oscar piastri

-> 999x wdc, boy oh boy where do i even begin. the loml, oscar piastri. you truly are my sunshine. my only sunshine. you make me happy when skies are gray. you’ll never know dearrrrr how much i looove youuu please dont takee my sunshine awaaaaayyyyyyyy pookie wookie aookie bookie cookie dookie eookue fookie gookie hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie quookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookue wookue xookie yookie zookie

alphatauri

yuki tsunoda

-> 50x wdc. my goat 🐐 he beat daniel 23-1 and is a fucking LEGENDDDDDD MY GOAT TRRRRRAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOINTS AND YUKAMPIONSHIP LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

liam lawson

-> he finally let his hair grow out so he doesnt look like a lesbian anymore cutie patootie finally got a seat 😜😜

aston martin

avis cloostefek @aviscarrentals

-> actively trying to seduce lawrence stroll for that bank cz shes kinda broke idk the f1 life pays her less rhan she thought???? regularly breaks into the VIP area and eats all rhe food in catering because shes pasty pale white and has no cuisine culture except crackers and unseasoned boiled chicken and a side of cheese soggy french fries

lance stroll

-> justice for lance guys his dad is being seduced by a pasty white woman with very bad very severe chronic culture-less behavioural tendencies 😞

alpine..

lea @vroomvroomcircuit

-> im sorry but someone had to be in the alpine and i picked u🥰 much love!! anyways one fine typical tuesday lea remembered that her teammate is french and her deeprooted german moustache man awakened and unleashed havoc upon the french demanding her right to the land of the baguettes and croissant to be reclaimed for the return of glory for the motherlandYAA deutschland 🇩🇪 NEIN DA FÜHRER SAUSAGE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

pierre gasly

-> french ☹️

haas

althea noelle. @disneyprincemuke

-> 10x destructors championship. an antique and prehistoric primordial being in the form of a petite pinoy creature. it has devoted to the art of racing since the dawn of time. since day was night, night was day as the two parallels of each other blurred in a flourish and spectacle of a draped veil over the vast expanse known as the horizon, since the stars aligned side by side in the darkest of hours. she raced upon the lands of pangea, upon the tallest of mountains now reduced to stones and rubble that crumble under footsteps and blow with the breeze. throughout millennia, throughout the countless frigid winters and blistering summers as she watched empires rise and fell, civilisation bloom and prosper, tyrants dictate and rebels overthrow, dynasties rule and eras whirl past like the wind, akin to momentary blips as centuries compile into memories viewed back upon within seconds. the only divinity to harbour ancient knowledge lost to time and space, lost through endless bloodshed of war as humanity tore itself apart , screaming aggressive rage and agony from the inside as flesh ripped flesh as the steady drill of what could be known as time mercilessly marched on, and waited for none. the little beam of consciousness this dingus fostered within burnt bright bold as passion strove on as fuel for her little stature (shocking). also she has yet to score a point in f1 cz she keeps twinning logan sargeant and crashing out on the 1st lap. her nickname is turn one thea 💀💀💀

TLDR; noelle is old and hasnt scored in f1

kevin magnussen

-> https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFGTu8tL/

stake kick balls sauber

zhou goatyu

-> 中国是第一！！周冠宇我爱你啊！！！请让祖国骄傲我们都支持你。周冠宇周冠宇！加油加油加油拿多分🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶🥶

mclgf (now ur saubergf idk) @mclarengf

-> all hands on deck for the pitstops!!!! toby and newplayer are incharge of the tires and aria is ur race engineer turned reserve driver and tobys a development driver idfk bro 😭😭

williams

alex albon

-> james vowles character ai bot

logan sargeant

-> Oh Say, can you see By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming? And the rockets' red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave also twinning noelle loves crashing

safety car driver

me (i cant drive)

#f1 #f1 au #formula one #formula 1 #moots #alternate universe #honorary tag for mick my love #friends #satire #this is a joke #do not take this seriously #dont cancel me #nicholas latifi #max verstappen #fernando alonso #charles leclerc #liyah my love #george russell #lando norris #oscar piastri #yuki tsunoda #liam lawson #aviscarrentals #lance stroll #lea!!! #pierre gasly #disneyprincemuke #kevin magnussen #alex albon #logan sargeant

[tommykinard6]

Guys I’ve solved the puzzle.

Oliver said that the makeup lady loves it when he comes in with new tattoos cause she gets paid by the hour.

Idk if anyone’s looked too closely at Lou, but he’s got a fair amount of tattoos himself.

9-1-1’s insta is now following Lou. Oliver and Lou have spoken out about clearly being for the new storyline.

Guys, I’ve solved it.

Forget any silly reasons like a charming love story or story arcs coming full circle, nah nah nah.

It’s all a plot by Oliver to get the makeup lady more hours.

Bless you, makeup lady. Bless you.

Edit: looking through Lou’s insta, don’t think he has tattoos after all or at least we can’t see them. However I’m keeping this up cause I’m still funny thank you very much 🤣

#in case it’s not obvious #this is a joke #911 abc #9-1-1 #911 show #lou ferrigno jr #oliver stark #it’s 3 am and I’m funny

[everypigeondeserveslove]

I can't believe someone on twitter is trying to gatekeep discussing the Temults. What do you mean, I have to answer two (2) questions correctly to even speak on the Temults

This fandoms hottest new club is The Temults. Club promoter, rando Twitter user, is back, and they’ve gone all out. This place has everything, moms in cults, daughters with purple hair, just-a-guy dads, and a-requirement-of-proof-of-residency-bellow-the-mason-dixion-line. Proof-of-residency-below the-mason-dixion-line? You know when you have to prove residency within the southern United States to even gain the access to discuss the Temults. Any found to be from the north, east, west, or middle America will be forced to walk the plank into shark infested waters ⚓️

#no but unseriously do you think they consider maryland southern? #critical role #critical role memes #this is a joke #take a deep breath

[cronagorgonfan000]

my tiktok ! im funny.

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #karkat vantas #homestuck karkat #hs karkat #413 #gyatt #satire #this is a joke #karkat fanart #my art

[lenaboskow]

so like not to compare the man to a serial killer or anything but remember the last time someone tried to fit in to the 118 because they felt left out

#this is a joke #911 spoilers #911 #911 on abc #911 abc #tommy kinard

[maxwithaxe26]

Me when Haiiii :3

#smoking #funny shit #joking #this is so stupid #this is a joke #stupid shit #idk #lol #humor #haha #funny #hahaha #art #my art #doodle #digital drawing #sketch #shitpost #uhhh

[gracieryder]

I'm ready, hellsite. Do your worst.

#this is a joke #please don't get upset swifties #for you are mighty #and i am but a simple blogger #mist speaks