oh my god just drop the puck please

NGOZI SAID IT WAS FAHBER?????? ON GOD?????

I got the first COVID vaccine and all it gave me was a sore arm. I was led to believe this would supercharge my autism but so far no change :-/

excited to announce my unplanned grocery store manager!AU follow-up now has exactly 6969 words

HM

I THINK. YOU ARE MISSING PART OF THAT SENTENCE

So dying my hair didn’t cure my depression

Dia duit comrádaí.

:>

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BLUE NOOOO THATS NOT TRUE

WHY DO YOU BULLY ME SO

why does uquiz ask me for my name every fucking time. i’ve been here before bitch you just saw me 30 seconds ago

“Slow burn”? 

Bitch where? 

I can read plenty of Sherlock fanfiction that’s slow burn, but this? 

Nope, nuh-uh, I don’t think so. 

You know that thing where a hentai cover has like, 3 different women like grinding against each other or making out on it, and then you open the inside pages and they don’t even interact and are actually getting separately fucked by nondescript guys?

Yeah, I hate that.

can’t believe i said beetlejuice 3 times and nothing happened 😤

I think we can do it if we tried
If only to say, you’re mine

🎵

just thinking about how this poster

has crowley with a glass of wine and aziraphale with a cup of tea to show the contrast between a wild demon and a posh angel but in the actual show every time crowley drinks it’s with aziraphale (except for that one time but it was because aziraphale was kinda, y’know discorporated) and the closest aziraphale was to drinking tea was when he made hot chocolate and he ended up not even drinking it

I’m sueing the Sweater Weather Series

I’m in the kitchen at god knows when at night in the dorms, and no cute person has come chat with me :c

Should I change my URL to something more Voltron/Sheith themed? Or even just to something neutral?

Lines are now open. All vote now.

U HUSH :(

Meiko Satomura challenging Shigehiro Irie…

…but then Dino cashes in his right to challenge instead…

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!